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kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
just wanted to link some glorious Fafa ballbusting I found on youtube. REALLY early stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBQ-bGp8eiI&t=2m55s

the laughter from the group when Gary says "nobody's supposed to know" he has caps kills me every time.

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Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Kelly posted:

I wouldn't go to Lisa's Sweet n Greet if it was free, never mind $100. Which is bad because I am pretty sure I am her key constituency - a superfan with disposable income (i.e. not a wackpacker) who is a female.

She just has zero sense of humor - about herself or anything.
I've been wracking my brain to figure out who would go to that thing. Maybe if you add in "a superfan with disposable income (i.e. not a wackpacker) who is a female and has absolutely no social life on their own"?

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Sal's wife got use to Sal making 6 figures a year as a stock broker. She still cant deal with the fact that he makes 50% less and lets Richard lick his taint.

Doesn't Sal have a good supplement with all his appearances and shows and stuff on top of his Sirius salary? I think the Ronnie block party people were saying the other day how Sal wouldn't go since it "wasn't enough money for him."

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I'm guessing Sal probably made 30-45K or so more a year with his boiler room dealings. That's a lot of scratch to eliminate in a one-income household(I don't think she works, right?). They probably lived a pretty good upper-middle class life years past, especially when they didn't have kids and had all that money.

Sal probably does alright now but he has to really hustle to do so.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Crotch Bat posted:

I'm guessing Sal probably made 30-45K or so more a year with his boiler room dealings. That's a lot of scratch to eliminate in a one-income household(I don't think she works, right?). They probably lived a pretty good upper-middle class life years past, especially when they didn't have kids and had all that money.

Sal probably does alright now but he has to really hustle to do so.

Actually I think Christine does work, it's how she met her emotional friend, right?

I don't know how I missed this, but it's Artie leaving a message for Richard as Richard's dad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCuKMbeb3k&feature=related

Jarthus
Feb 25, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigKcgYzhR8


God I really don't look at the Howard TV stuff much but it's crazy how fat JD is now. I always remember him as the skinny rear end super twink guy.

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
What's so loving annoying about the Lisa G. thing is that she 1) Won't admit the idea came from the Ronnie Block Party thing and 2) Won't admit she's doing it to make money. I rarely agree with Benjy, but he was right on the money when he said that her claiming a portion of ticket sales would go to charity was purely a marketing ploy to sell more tickets. Also yeah, that $100 price point is INSANE. She admitted on the Wrap Up Show that the venue was costing her $600. So the $2200 she'll make from selling her ticket quota minus the venue cost minus the charity proceeds, and she's hoping to pocket $1400 for an hour's worth of work. Compare that to Ronnie and Scott, who need to do 3 sold-out shows to make that much.

Holy Christ Lisa's a greedy nutjob.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

chiz posted:

Actually I think Christine does work, it's how she met her emotional friend, right?

I don't know how I missed this, but it's Artie leaving a message for Richard as Richard's dad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCuKMbeb3k&feature=related
Oh the beauty of satellite radio lest we forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32SIk8GEms

Chimneyfish
Oct 14, 2003

In the second hour of tonight's Nick & Artie show, Artie mentioned that stabbing himself was not a suicide attempt. He said it was somehow related to him trying to get high. I've missed quite a bit of the show recently- does anybody know what he means by this?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Chimneyfish posted:

In the second hour of tonight's Nick & Artie show, Artie mentioned that stabbing himself was not a suicide attempt. He said it was somehow related to him trying to get high. I've missed quite a bit of the show recently- does anybody know what he means by this?

He gave some story about it, like he thought he would get speed holes and get higher faster or some crazy heroin dream.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

Chimneyfish posted:

In the second hour of tonight's Nick & Artie show, Artie mentioned that stabbing himself was not a suicide attempt. He said it was somehow related to him trying to get high. I've missed quite a bit of the show recently- does anybody know what he means by this?


Check out the interview with Bubba, Artie explains everything:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to9nkVTaTYk
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHR2z4XxNqQ&feature=relmfu
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuIlqPqN1jQ&feature=relmfu

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Szyznyk posted:

I thought Ned was Manson until I went to his salvage yard in Pinellas Park and bought some chrome trim pieces for my Grand Marquis from him. Threw in a couple Bubba Army stickers with the deal.

I thought it was proven beyond a reasonable doubt that manson is ned.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Seaside Loafer posted:

Oh the beauty of satellite radio lest we forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32SIk8GEms

Oh holy poo poo when they the Chicken Dance (?) Baba Booey parody at the end I lost my poo poo.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Does anybody know a super-brain-dead-simple way to take an MP3 and upload it to Youtube? I don't care if the "video" is just a black screen; I'd just like to be able to upload some audio clips to share.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Jarthus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigKcgYzhR8

God I really don't look at the Howard TV stuff much but it's crazy how fat JD is now. I always remember him as the skinny rear end super twink guy.

Good thing he's rocking that stubble, otherwise I'd confuse him for a 35 year old, chubby lesbian.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

prefect posted:

Does anybody know a super-brain-dead-simple way to take an MP3 and upload it to Youtube? I don't care if the "video" is just a black screen; I'd just like to be able to upload some audio clips to share.

You can open it in Microsoft Movie Maker and just add a static photo to repeat every frame. I've done that for my husband's band before.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kelly posted:

You can open it in Microsoft Movie Maker and just add a static photo to repeat every frame. I've done that for my husband's band before.

Thanks. I hope to get this working this evening.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Joe Don Baker posted:

Oh holy poo poo when they the Chicken Dance (?) Baba Booey parody at the end I lost my poo poo.

Are you thinking of the "You can't do that on Television" and "Price is Right" Baba Booey sound effects?

EDIT: Didn't listen to the end. I never heard that part before!!

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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I can't wait for my mailman to deliver the new issue of Social Life!!

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I wonder if the Social Life has more subscribers than HowardTV.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I've been listening to the Eric the Midget collection, and it's making me really want a JD collection.
I'd pay cash money for something like that.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:

Manifest posted:

I've been listening to the Eric the Midget collection, and it's making me really want a JD collection.
I'd pay cash money for something like that.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

You are definitely my bro.

For anyone else that downloads this, all the links are dead except for the gamefront mirrors, so just go for those.
[edit: 4 and 5 appear to be down across the board, anyone have mirrors?]

Manifest fucked around with this message at 21:55 on May 26, 2012

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

Jarthus posted:

God I really don't look at the Howard TV stuff much but it's crazy how fat JD is now. I always remember him as the skinny rear end super twink guy.

Jesus. JD is the perfect storm of bad traits that make him completely unlikable. He's an ugly, stupid, socially awkward rear end in a top hat. There is nothing redeemable about him and I'd probably kill myself before I'd work/sleep/talk with him.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Irish Joe posted:

There is nothing redeemable about him and I'd probably kill myself before I'd work/sleep/talk with him.
Jesus dude

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Well, to be fair I'd probably kill myself before I had to sleep with any dude. Unless it was KC.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
JD has this thing where he doesnt want to look like a douche by using the show
getting pussy or anything else but the fact remains that he is a loving douche without that.

He's doing it all wrong...everyting, he's doing everything all wrong and I just want to go down there and slap him in the head.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Millstone posted:

Jesus dude

It sounds harsh but I couldn't agree more with Irish Joe.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Whenever JD comes in and starts marble-mouthing right away and that bouncy eruopop techno songs starts blasting over him it gets me every time.

Edit - this: http://youtu.be/sm3nlgXLm7c?t=1m19s. I'm cracking up just thinking about it. :haw:

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Regarding Robin's surgery:

quote:

"I know as much as the audience does," mumbled HSS media producer JD Harmeyer. "Clearly she doesn’t want the full details of what’s she’s going through on out on the air, because she hasn’t given the full details and I think the less people here who know the full details, the better chance she will have of them not spilling out.”
http://www.examiner.com/article/robin-quivers-surgery-today

I love this quote from JD. It sounds just like him.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I want Artie to play a girl in basketball again so bad. Also, I would love to hang out on the boardwalk with him. Not Seaside though. Too many guidos. Unfortunately, we are divided by a North Jersey/South Jersey thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqfdS_aX2Vo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_3N6dFw1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7_6G7pLroo

Fellato Gelato needs to take his finger off the camera.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEo80SJWRP8&t=1m26s

Gilbert's impression of Obama is uncanny. Masterful.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

kylej posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEo80SJWRP8&t=1m26s

Gilbert's impression of Obama is uncanny. Masterful.

"Why Hello Dere! I is be the president."

God drat, I love Gilbert so much, the dude just goes for everything.

Hey is that girl in the last video behind the banana one of the "twinsanity" girls?

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

AxeManiac posted:

"Why Hello Dere! I is be the president."

God drat, I love Gilbert so much, the dude just goes for everything.

Hey is that girl in the last video behind the banana one of the "twinsanity" girls?

Nope, they are very blonde.

melvinthemopboy3
Sep 29, 2008
Breaking news at this hours:

Eric the Midget will be returning to the JFSC tomorrow night to do an AGT recap show. If this one's half as "entertaining" as his American Idol show, it'll surely be amazing. I can't wait for all the technical goofs.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
I miss George :(

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I always miss George.
Also, I've been listening to the JD archive that was posted (thank you, it's wonderful) and there were a couple clips where Sal came in and said something truly bizarre.
At this point I feel like there need to be archives/collections for all the major players/whack packers.
Sal, Eric, JD, KC, Jeff the Drunk, Hank, etc.
Howard could make a fortune just selling them as podcast collections.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Manifest posted:

I always miss George.
Also, I've been listening to the JD archive that was posted (thank you, it's wonderful) and there were a couple clips where Sal came in and said something truly bizarre.
At this point I feel like there need to be archives/collections for all the major players/whack packers.
Sal, Eric, JD, KC, Jeff the Drunk, Hank, etc.
Howard could make a fortune just selling them as podcast collections.

I'm sure if he ever agreed to do it, he would talk it up for months about how it was going to be the greatest thing ever, and then abandon it because "the technology isn't where it needs to be".

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Sadly, that is the EXACT quote that went through my mind as I typed that.
It's always his excuse. I'm surprised one of the more enterprising staff members (like Will) hasn't tried to make it happen.
Of everyone on the staff (outside of the main 4) he's the one who will have the easiest time moving into a new job.

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May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Manifest posted:

Sadly, that is the EXACT quote that went through my mind as I typed that.
It's always his excuse. I'm surprised one of the more enterprising staff members (like Will) hasn't tried to make it happen.
Of everyone on the staff (outside of the main 4) he's the one who will have the easiest time moving into a new job.

Howard is such a control freak about everything and everybody surrounding the show that he wouldn't allow it unless it was originally his idea.

PS: "I PRANK!"

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