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cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

atlas of bugs posted:

i wouldn't say they're 'missing' altidore

sacrilege

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Donovan really is embarrassing against Marcelo.


atlas of bugs posted:

i wouldn't say they're 'missing' altidore

I'll have you know that he is called Jozy "Altiscore" for a reason.

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

atlas of bugs posted:

i wouldn't say they're 'missing' altidore

Altidore made me strain a muscle from a seizure-like reaction to some dumbshit play he pulled in the last WC. Good times.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Gooooolll!

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
god dammit all

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh for fucks sake

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

:suicide:

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Poor defending drat, not even a pretty goal

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Saw that one coming as soon as the US lost the ball.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Our defenders are utterly worthless.

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED
God, the body language from the US squad after that went in. :negative:

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

smokyprogg posted:

God, the body language from the US squad after that went in. :negative:

gifman?

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
Man of the match so far Marcelo

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


How does a professional footballer not mark his player there

It's incredible

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
gently caress. Espn goes down and theres a goal. OH HOLY poo poo DEMPSEY?

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Crunkjuice posted:

Is Brazil missing any players due to injury? I know we're missing Dempsey and Altidore.

Dempsey you say?

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

Crunkjuice posted:

OH HOLY poo poo DEMPSEY?

I literally said this word for word out loud before seeing this post.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Shes Not Impressed posted:

How does a professional footballer not mark his player there

I don't think you understand how poo poo our defense is. Literally the only defender with any sort of pace is Fabian Johnson, who is a converted midfielder.

Rabbi Tupac
Jan 1, 2010

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
deuce baby

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Dempsey and Donovan gonna score all the goals

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
Deuuuuuuucccceeeee

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


LYE-OONS posted:

I don't think you understand how poo poo our defense is. Literally the only defender with any sort of pace is Fabian Johnson, who is a converted midfielder.

I'm surprised every time. I guess I have USMNT amnesia

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Did they just switch Donovan to the other side?

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
Dempsey! :swoon: :allears:

Rekkit
Nov 5, 2006

LYE-OONS posted:

I don't think you understand how poo poo our defense is. Literally the only defender with any sort of pace is Fabian Johnson, who is a converted midfielder.

That's cause of quarterback syndrome. Every player wants to be a quarterback/striker so no one gets good at defending! brb trademarking that

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Brazil are diving losers ugh.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Tortilla Maker posted:

Americans playing dirty already.

Mhmm.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

he got the ball first

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Any challenge is hard on Neymar considering he's like 1/4th the weight of Brek Shea

Rekkit
Nov 5, 2006

Why is the dempsey+donovan combination interesting? I don't follow

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

Rekkit posted:

That's cause of quarterback syndrome. Every player wants to be a quarterback/striker so no one gets good at defending! brb trademarking that

Can't wait to see you doing commentary on Sportscenter, bro.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Hahaha. Donovan just tried to take him out.

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug

Rekkit posted:

Why is the dempsey+donovan combination interesting? I don't follow

they are our two best players?

JibbaJabbaJimmy
May 21, 2001
Is it wrong that I love seeing challenges like that on neymar?

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
It's become the Destroy Neymar Half-Hour.

Rekkit posted:

Why is the dempsey+donovan combination interesting? I don't follow

Because they are our "two best players".

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Rekkit posted:

Why is the dempsey+donovan combination interesting? I don't follow

They haven't played together under Klinsmann until now

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Rekkit posted:

That's cause of quarterback syndrome. Every player wants to be a quarterback/striker so no one gets good at defending! brb trademarking that

Thhere's no quarter back in soccer

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

tbp posted:

Thhere's no quarter back in soccer

Are you sure?

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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think Tim Howard is better than either of them but I guess he doesn't count.

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