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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
I think it's also important to consider that one reason why a business leader isn't an identical job to a representative or executive position in government is that the goal is different. Some government proposals make sense not because they improve the economy or result in a net increase in tax revenues or save us money. Not everything has to be about the economic benefits of a proposal, but recently there's been a lot of market creep into politics.

Things like unemployment insurance and housing support for families living in poverty is something the government should do because it's helping the misfortunate is a legitimate end goal of government. Even if that cost the taxpayers with no discernable return on the payments. It's great if that's a side effect, but lately the economic benefits are touted as the primary purpose of almost any given proposal instead of a moral argument about what government should be doing. I think that serves to confuse the idea of what government is and reinforce the "run government like a business" mindset.

Anyway this is getting a bit off the subject of crazy political emails so I'll cut myself short here.

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

darthbob88 posted:

I still want an explanation of that "make your problems become other peoples problems" line, but I agree.

Well, it's not just small businesses and maybe I've just seen lovely small businesses but it's stuff like the practice of employees being paid primarily in tips, it's the employer's job to pay employees but with tipping the burden is shifted to customers. (I'm not saying that small businesses have conspired to do this but they benefit from it).

Small businesses are notorious for tax evasion, While it's true that large corporations have their own ways of avoiding taxes, sole proprietorships are where most of the tax fraud occurs.

I don't know, maybe it's overblown in my head but I don't think small business owners deserve all the rear end kissing that they get.

In my city, we recently had an election for mayor and this guy who is notable for owning a successful restaurant nearly won:

quote:

Smaller, Smarter Government

When it comes to the way governments are run, "bigger is better" seems to be the unspoken catchphrase.

Bigger budgets amount to bigger city departments, bigger programs, and ultimately, bigger opportunities to use taxpayer money — sometimes unnecessarily. There's an institutional "use it or lose it" mentality that strikes me as contrary to the idea of efficient government. But taxpayers themselves are strapped these days. Everyone's minding their household budgets and cutting back on unnecessary expenditures. Why shouldn't governments operate in the same way?

What I'd like to propose is a new policy that's more in-line with the way that savvy consumers themselves save cash — a way to reward Tempe employees for saving taxpayer dollars rather than spending them. Imagine a city department with a $1 million budget that could find ways to operate successfully while only spending $800,000. Not only is the department in the black, but so are taxpayers.

I'd like to reward those city employees for creating clever strategies that provide substantial savings. Depending on the extent of their fiscal innovations, they could be given bonuses of perhaps tens of thousands of dollars. This is the kind of incentive that would radically change how city employees think about budgets. Instead of rushing to spend unused funds at year's end, departments would have an incentive to rein in waste. Instead of "bigger is better," they'd be thinking "streamlined is smarter."

A Phoenix City Councilman recently proposed a policy along these lines, but it wasn't carried through to the place it should have been. We can enhance this idea, though, and foster a whole new culture of innovation in city government. Responsibility deserves to be rewarded, and I hope my colleagues will join in the effort to make Tempe a model city for smart government.

The taxpayers deserve it.

This is the kind of thinking that leads to us selling our capital building and renting it back, then buying it back at a huge loss.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

darthbob88 posted:

I still want an explanation of that "make your problems become other peoples problems" line, but I agree. Don't remember just where it was or what the study was called, but Scandinavia, with their high taxes and wide social safety nets, actually has more/better entrepreneurs than the US, because the consequences of a failed business are much less severe.


This one? http://www.inc.com/magazine/20110201/in-norway-start-ups-say-ja-to-socialism.html

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

nm posted:

but I wouldn't have to deal with healthcare costs (for me or employees - this was even IDed as the reason the newest honda plant was built in Canada and not the US) and there'd be some sort of safety net if I failed.

Honda? Are you thinking of the Toyota plant where they said that was one of two reasons (the other being the Alabama workers being too illiterate, increasing their training costs)? Or did this actually happen twice?

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

VideoTapir posted:

Honda? Are you thinking of the Toyota plant where they said that was one of two reasons (the other being the Alabama workers being too illiterate, increasing their training costs)? Or did this actually happen twice?

Must have happened twice. This was the engine plant in Alliston, ON (honda has several plants there) that opened in 2008.

I've heard that this has been a motivator for many companies. Look at GM's spending on health care. It is only needed in the US. Completely insane and makes us less competitive.

nm fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Jun 3, 2012

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

nm posted:

Must have happened twice. This was the engine plant in Alliston, ON (honda has several plants there) that opened in 2008.

I've heard that this has been a motivator for many companies. Look at GM's spending on health care. It is only needed in the US. Completely insane and makes us less competitive.

BUT TAXES

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

The great thing is that with a proper UHC system you could actually cut taxes *and* remove all private healthcare costs - as an incredibly wise man posted in the healthcare thread:

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Actually I'll just repeat and expand the parenthetical part of what I just said because it needs repeating again and again and again: The US Government spends more on healthcare than the UK. That *excludes* the private healthcare market. You could have a better-funded National Health Service in the US and actually *lower* taxes, and nobody would have to pay a single penny in private insurance.

All you have to do is say a daily pledge of allegiance to Karl Marx, or just admit that what happened in 1776 was just youthful high spirits and ask old Liz if she would mind you coming back.

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

ask old Liz if she would mind you coming back.

Too late, we're dismantling the NHS and moving towards a more American style version of healthcare as we speak :(

Z-Magic fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jun 3, 2012

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Z-Magic posted:

Too late, we're dismantling the NHS and moving towards a more American sttle version of healthcare as we speak :(

Shut up, you'll scare them off and we'll need their guns come The Glorious Day.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

nm posted:

I've heard that this has been a motivator for many companies. Look at GM's spending on health care. It is only needed in the US. Completely insane and makes us less competitive.

It's certainly an advantage, but it didn't sway GM's decision this week to close wind down production at an Impala/Equinox plant in Oshawa, killing 2000 jobs in the process.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

As far as the promotion of the CEO President idea, that's the result of 30 years or more of absolute, rentlesss fetishization of the private sector and demonization of the public sector in American public discourse that has gone relatively unchallenged, and so it eventually becomes internalized by most people. The end result is you even get people who are salaried government employees (like some of the conservative military doctors I used to work with) blindly accepting and repeating the idea that it's not possible for people who aren't working for a profit to do their job efficiently, productively, or with pride, without taking a moment to reflect on how this reflects on their own reality.

I suppose the end result is that we will eventually get candidates running directly for the presidency omitting the step where you have to get some kind of statewide elected office on your resume first.

As far as the small business thing goes, I really think the focus their is primarily because the optics are better. Even many conservatives realize on a gut level how evil big corporations can be (even if they really want to own or run one), so it's a lot easier to focus sympathetic propaganda on Grandma's Flower Shop or Old Bob's Bait and Tackle Shop that the average person can identify with, even though the policies may actually primarily favor "small" businesses with hundreds or even thousands of employees that are nothing like the ones in the political ads or speeches.

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

miscellaneous14 posted:

His response was something to the likes of "most recordings of temperatures rising in the US, Russia, and Western Europe are made in heat sinks like parking lots or behind buildings. My point of linking this was to illustrate how global climate changed is often erroneously based on local results".
Except it isn't. Try this.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

The Dark One posted:

It's certainly an advantage, but it didn't sway GM's decision this week to close wind down production at an Impala/Equinox plant in Oshawa, killing 2000 jobs in the process.
Closing plants have less to do with that than the cost of refitting. Oshawa is the oldest GM plant in Canada, so it isn't shocking that it would close. GM wa sgoing to close it in 2008. Says nothing about Canada and more about GM not willing to invest capital in old plants.

closeted republican
Sep 9, 2005

Zwabu posted:

As far as the promotion of the CEO President idea, that's the result of 30 years or more of absolute, rentlesss fetishization of the private sector and demonization of the public sector in American public discourse that has gone relatively unchallenged, and so it eventually becomes internalized by most people. The end result is you even get people who are salaried government employees (like some of the conservative military doctors I used to work with) blindly accepting and repeating the idea that it's not possible for people who aren't working for a profit to do their job efficiently, productively, or with pride, without taking a moment to reflect on how this reflects on their own reality.

I think it's also why you see people complain that public sector jobs have better benefits than private sector jobs. The implication is that public sector jobs should have their benefits reduced to match private sector jobs instead of encouraging companies to attach more benefits to their jobs. It's ridiculous at first glance, but when you realize that lots of people think that every job ever should be a direct copy of how the private sector does something (because the private sector does no wrong), then it makes more sense.

That, and a lot of spite towards public employees actually having benefits. :v:

Also, the implication that people need a financial incentive to do anything shows how horribly out of touch the person saying it is. They think they're smart and that they're stating ~*tHe TrUtH*~, but in reality they sound like a lovely version of Spock that's never talked to anyone in five years.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

closeted republican posted:

I think it's also why you see people complain that public sector jobs have better benefits than private sector jobs. The implication is that public sector jobs should have their benefits reduced to match private sector jobs instead of encouraging companies to attach more benefits to their jobs. It's ridiculous at first glance, but when you realize that lots of people think that every job ever should be a direct copy of how the private sector does something (because the private sector does no wrong), then it makes more sense.

A big part of this though, is really an effort from Conservatives to turn people against public workers, and I assume really directing it at Unions. The implication is that public worker compensation is "out of control" and its all the fault of Unions.

When in reality, comparing "Public Sector" and "Private Sector" workers is really a case of "Apple v. Orange". They try to compare "average pay and benefits" but it doesn't work. The private sector is full of low wage, low education, low skill jobs: cashiers at Wal-Mart, just about anything in Fast Food, hotel maid service, waiters/waitresses, call center workers, etc. There's almost none of that in the Public Sector. There is a little bit, but not very much. Most Public Sector employees have high levels of education and skills. All teachers have at least a four year degree, many (most?) have Master's, and some have Doctorates. Then you have FBI and CIA agents. Accountants in every department. Lawyers in the Justice Department, IRS, and probably a ton of others. Civil Engineers, Nuclear Engineers, Environmental Engineers. Doctors and other medical researchers at the CDC. The list goes on and on. The government does very specific things and nearly all of them require a lot of education or skills. And when you compare specific jobs in the Public Sector, to jobs that the same person might work in the Private Sector, you find that their compensation is comparable, and its not uncommon for it to actually be worse.

AndNowMax
Sep 25, 2009

Fighting the fight for *mumble* *mumble*
Got this one today:

quote:

Once upon a time.... in the early August of 2012... legendary ... aging...
liberal... Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg abruptly realizes that
her health has dramatically failed her needs to stay abreast of yet another
term and tenders her immediate resignation.

Hands wringing... the Democrat party and its loyal followers realize that
they have only one place to turn for a young, dependable, and appointable
liberal mind with the requisite background as a graduate of distinguished
universities, legal practice, constitutional authority and national support.
So they successfully pressure... Barack Obama... to accept a breathtaking
sacrifice and appoint HIMSELF to the court, reluctantly, for the long-term
good of the nation, relinquishing his quest for a second term and throwing
his support behind... Hillary Clinton!

An explosion of emotional gratitude surrounds the young president,
particularly since Vice President Joe Biden decides that he himself would
rather get back into the fray as Secretary of State opening the Vice
Presidency to the dazzling appointment of Michelle Obama and providing the
nation with the most diverse option ever assembled for a Presidential/Vice
Presidential run.

Needless to say, the September Democrat Convention coronates the
distinguished pair who go on to sweep the nation's vote on a message of...
Hope and Change.


And we all lived happily ever after....


Thoughts?

I'm confused as to what it's trying to say. Is it just trotting out a bunch of "liberal" boogeymen and going HEY GUYS SPOOKY RIGHT? The inclusion of Michelle Obama is baffling.

CarterUSM
Mar 17, 2004
Cornfield aviator

AndNowMax posted:

Got this one today:


*crazy talk*


"Thoughts?"

Up the dose on your Clozapine.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

AndNowMax posted:

Got this one today:


I'm confused as to what it's trying to say. Is it just trotting out a bunch of "liberal" boogeymen and going HEY GUYS SPOOKY RIGHT? The inclusion of Michelle Obama is baffling.

Why would the Senate confirm him as a Justice?

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Mo_Steel posted:

Why would the Senate confirm him as a Justice?

Shut up. Your reality is ruining my paranoia.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

Mo_Steel posted:

Why would the Senate confirm him as a Justice?

Hey, it worked for Taft, although he was out of office for 8 years before being appointed to the Court.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

constantIllusion posted:

Hey, it worked for Taft, although he was out of office for 8 years before being appointed to the Court.

Right, he didn't appoint himself. If President Hillary Clinton appointed Obama, I could see it happening, maybe, possibly. But the Senate would never approve of any President appointing themselves to the SC.

AndNowMax
Sep 25, 2009

Fighting the fight for *mumble* *mumble*
Why would Ginsberg resign BEFORE the general election? Why would Obama want to take her place on the Court with a progressive minority? Why would Obama be the only person to fill that spot? Why would Biden resign the Vice Presidency? What the hell does Michelle Obama have to do with anything?

There's a million questions surrounding it, but mostly I just want to know... why? Most of the fwd:fwd:re:fwds I get have a fairly obvious agenda (Obama supporters are dumb, Obama doesn't have a law degree, Obama supported the Vietcong), but I don't know what I'm supposed to be getting out of this one. It reads like some weird stoner fantasy of "what if... MICHELLE Obama was president? Oh poo poo dude, think about it!"

CarterUSM
Mar 17, 2004
Cornfield aviator

AndNowMax posted:

It reads like some weird stoner fantasy of "what if... MICHELLE Obama was president? Oh poo poo dude, think about it!"

Every day would be "Cheeseburger Appreciation Day" by Presidential fiat because MOOchelle is such a fatty you know.

Edit: which, of course, would totally lock up the stoner vote.

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

CarterUSM posted:

Every day would be "Cheeseburger Appreciation Day" by Presidential fiat because MOOchelle is such a fatty you know.

Edit: which, of course, would totally lock up the stoner vote.

I have yet to figure out where the "Michelle is a fatty" stuff comes from. The woman is fit as hell.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

CarterUSM posted:

Every day would be "Cheeseburger Appreciation Day" by Presidential fiat because MOOchelle is such a fatty you know.

No, it would be "Give The President A Cheeseburger Day." Remember, her healthy eating campaign is just so she can hoard all the junk food for herself.

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

poopy pee pee fucked around with this message at 01:34 on May 17, 2016

CarterUSM
Mar 17, 2004
Cornfield aviator

Senor Gato posted:

It came from the same place as "John Kerry is a pussy" and "Barack Obama needs a teleprompter to tell him how to put together a full sentence." Plus it segues well with a "heh, she just wants us to all eat broccoli so SHE can have all the cheeseburgers" joke.

I also wonder if part of it is a dogwhistle for a "black chicks sure got some fat asses don't they?!" meme, too.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

CarterUSM posted:

I also wonder if part of it is a dogwhistle for a "black chicks sure got some fat asses don't they?!" meme, too.

Probably some, but I think it's at least equal parts "what's the worst thing we could possibly say about a woman?", from a group of people who literally believe women to be inferior and subservient to men. "I know!" they shouted. "We'll call her fat!"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
There is a photo of her eating a cheeseburger once. This caused Limbaugh to start talking about how fat she is.

Cinnamon Bastard
Dec 15, 2006

But that totally wasn't my fault. You shouldn't even be able to put the car in gear with the bar open.

Dr Christmas posted:

There is a photo of her eating a cheeseburger once. This caused Limbaugh to start talking about how fat she is.

The degree of disconnection from reality it would take for a person to hear this and not immediately and automatically think "hypocrite" is absolutely astonishing.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



From my dad's facebook:

quote:

How many out there are, like me, are really tired of hearing foreign sounding voices and actors pitching products to us in commercials? As if a British or German or whatever accent would entice me to more likely desire that product. NOT. How about using American sounding actors for American audiences.
What exactly does an American sounds like?

ants on my cum rag
Sep 2, 2011

"Oh God you got the spray gun, DO NOT LOSE IT, you seriously better not screw this up, I'm not kidding"
~~The Battle Hymn of the Contra Tiger Mother~~

Serfer posted:

From my dad's facebook:

What exactly does an American sounds like?

Anyone from the United States, I would imagine.

CarterUSM
Mar 17, 2004
Cornfield aviator

Serfer posted:

From my dad's facebook:

What exactly does an American sounds like?

"Y'all gonna wanna buy this here Jaguar XK. It's purty fast and will get'cha laid, no poo poo!"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Serfer posted:

From my dad's facebook:

What exactly does an American sounds like?

"Ey, pussy, how about ya be a man fer once in your lovely life and buy this electric blender? I ain't sayin it'll make your pecker grow, but I ain't sayin it won't either."

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Serfer posted:

From my dad's facebook:

What exactly does an American sounds like?

Ya know what whatcha really need up ere in da northeast if a Fawd- eff one fiftee. Gotta get outtah the snow and poo poo, make surah yah can drive around.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Serfer posted:

From my dad's facebook:

What exactly does an American sounds like?


They sound normal, dammit!

Bruce Leroy
Jun 10, 2010

constantIllusion posted:

Hey, it worked for Taft, although he was out of office for 8 years before being appointed to the Court.

And then he was eaten by wolves.

Brennanite
Feb 14, 2009
Making the rounds on Facebook. I'm not really sure what the point is. Don't tread on me, I guess?

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nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Will have the same legal effect as "You're not a cop, right?"

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Brennanite posted:

Making the rounds on Facebook. I'm not really sure what the point is. Don't tread on me, I guess?

I wonder if he thinks methlabs and grow houses are supes dumb for not just hanging a sign that says "DEA IS NOT ALLOWED IN HERE".

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