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musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Mike Tahoe posted:

I'm not sure, but I just heard a H100 news report that Scott's last block party paycheck bounced.

Yeah I heard that too. Shuli said he should've just cashed it sooner. Hahah.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

musclecoder posted:

Yeah I heard that too. Shuli said he should've just cashed it sooner. Hahah.

"Here's a check; make sure you cash it really quick."

You know who says things like that? Companies that are filing for bankruptcy. Way to manage that money, Shuli.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Brocktoon posted:

I mean, regional places like Shake Shack, Whataburger and Chick-Fil-A (dude, CFA is so loving awesome) make sense to feature, but who the poo poo gives a gently caress about Domino's pizza?

I'm guessing the target demo is fat stupid people.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Unsurprisingly, in the Shake Shack segment he pulls the lettuce and tomato off his burger and eats it plain.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Disgusting vegetables diluting my cholesterol intake

Literally worse than Sam Simon playing low stakes poker with his rich friends :argh:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Brocktoon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVAJVNeIetU

HAHAHAHA, look how terrified that woman is when he gets in her car. Don't worry lady, he only touches kids.

I'm seriously fascinated by this train-wreck of a show.

Who the gently caress climbs into your car and gives you lessons and rules on how to order in the drive thru???

Also, :lol: at the old lady with her mouth open the whole time at the end.

melvinthemopboy3
Sep 29, 2008

Brocktoon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVAJVNeIetU

HAHAHAHA, look how terrified that woman is when he gets in her car. Don't worry lady, he only touches kids.

I'm seriously fascinated by this train-wreck of a show.

WOW.

I bet he tried to wrangle a blowjob in that car.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Jon Hein is so awkward in these clips I can't watch. He's like an SNL character that doesn't know what to do with his hands and so he just stiffly flails them.

And those glasses...isn't he a millionaire? Can't he afford better glasses?

Just a little plug: my friend Steve is calling into Jay Thomas tomorrow at 8 AM. He is one of the Remee dudes. So, you know, listen!

Agent Burt Macklin fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jun 7, 2012

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kelly posted:

Jon Hein is so awkward in these clips I can't watch. He's like an SNL character that doesn't know what to do with his hands and so he just stiffly flails them.

And those glasses...isn't he a millionaire? Can't he afford better glasses?

Just a little plug: my friend Steve is calling into Jay Thomas tomorrow at 8 AM. He is one of the Remee dudes. So, you know, listen!

Could you get him to ask Jay to fire Shuli? I've tried listening to the show on occasion, and I like Jay Thomas (he's got the "cranky prick" thing down), but I hate hearing Shuli on his show. It's not fun, it's not funny.

Thanks. :)

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Kelly posted:

isn't he a millionaire?

He works for Howard, of course he isn't a millionaire.

He is basically a lotto winner, a some sperging dude who wrote about tv shows got lucky (selling jumptheshark to TVGuide) and never stepped into his lifestyle. I respect that he is basically doing what he loves and getting paid for it, so I don't fault him (and have met him, he is a nice enough guy) but I do have a boiling rage at humanity for allowing this.

null_user01013 fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jun 7, 2012

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

AxeManiac posted:

He works for Howard, of course he isn't a millionaire.

He sold jumptheshark.com for over a million dollars. He can afford a better wardrobe.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Does NAMBLA have a dress code required to become a member? Or just a rusty old van?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

AxeManiac posted:

"If you all are going to 'gang bang' me I'm leaving" when everyone told her how stupid and lovely and slimy it is what she is doing.

Even worse is when she wanted Howard TV to give her extra money for appearing on the episode with Benjy at the Anthony Weiner press conference. She already works for Howard 100 News but needed MORE money for being on the TV show. That's absurd. She's greedy and not a team player.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Former Human posted:

Even worse is when she wanted Howard TV to give her extra money for appearing on the episode with Benjy at the Anthony Weiner press conference. She already works for Howard 100 News but needed MORE money for being on the TV show. That's absurd. She's greedy and not a team player.

I wonder how much Howard pays her. I suspect it's depressingly small. If she made a comfortable living, she wouldn't be trying to scam people out of a hundred bucks at some bakery, would she? (I suppose it could be an ego thing.)

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Her 2 hours a day of work probably doesn't result in the world's greatest income, no.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

AxeManiac posted:

(and have met him, he is a nice enough guy)

Is he just as hideous in person?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

-Atom- posted:

Is he just as hideous in person?

He is not a looker and was sweaty at night. Has a firm handshake and actually was nice enough to let me babble about my site.

I'm sure Lisa G stays in the office as long as she can because she has nothing else to do.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Does John Hein still pretend he doesn't masturbate or look at porn?

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
John Hein has never in his life eaten spaghetti.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Evil Agita posted:

John Hein has never in his life eaten spaghetti.

You eat the devil's noodle and soon you will play with your noodle, no thanks! Plain burgers and blow jobs for me!

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Jackie sitting alone at his booth at Comic Con

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

Former Human posted:

Jackie sitting alone at his booth at Comic Con



Yeah, It was taken by a poster on Dawgsaloon: http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/25509-Jackie-Martling-booth-at-Comic-Con-Philadelphia

I guess some of the guys on that board tweeted it to some of the show staff, and it ended up on HS.com:

http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/25917-My-Jackie-Martling-Comic-Con-picture-is-up-on-HowardStern-com

adebisi lives
Nov 11, 2009
I like how John Hein diplomatically describes Dominos pizza: "Ahh Dominos. Every time I know exactly what I'm going to get; and it gets here really quickly."

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Holy poo poo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTPkr4mdNtY#!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Former Human posted:

Jackie sitting alone at his booth at Comic Con



It's a shame he wasn't at Orlando MegaCon. I could have bought a set of Channel 9 Show bootlegs and gotten them signed.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

adebisi lives posted:

I like how John Hein diplomatically describes Dominos pizza: "Ahh Dominos. Every time I know exactly what I'm going to get; and it gets here really quickly."

Knowing him, though, he probably loves that goop. Motherfucker lives (or at least works) in NYC, the home of the greatest pizza in the country, yet he flips his poo poo over loving Domnino's.

Didn't he say something similar about his love for McDonald's, about how it's "always consistent and you know what you're going to get"?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Brocktoon posted:


Didn't he say something similar about his love for McDonald's, about how it's "always consistent and you know what you're going to get"?

How hard is it to get a plain hamburger? Just go anywhere with a children's menu.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Has Howard discussed the AGT contestant who apparently faked a brain injury on the radio yet?

Vakal
May 11, 2008

haljordan posted:

Has Howard discussed the AGT contestant who apparently faked a brain injury on the radio yet?

He mentioned it a bit this week.

He seemed more upset that the press was spinning it as "Man Fools Howard Stern!!" more than anything.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Vakal posted:

He mentioned it a bit this week.

He seemed more upset that the press was spinning it as "Man Fools Howard Stern!!" more than anything.

I can agree with him being upset by that. Its not like he has anything to do with screening contestants before they appear on stage.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I think everyone involved with AGT has brain damage anyway

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

I think everyone involved with AGT has brain damage anyway

America have voted!

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004


:ohdear: He's aged 15 years in the four years since his studio visit. I love the 'lil guy so much, he's given so much good radio. I want him to live another bitter angry 40 years of getting goofed on, stalking 19 year old reality show stars, booting people out of the JFSC, scamming the Bunny Ranch, and bad acting performances.

If he dies and I am anywhere near the funeral, I'm gonna stand outside with by hands full of balloons. God speed, little guy.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



GenoCanSing posted:

:ohdear: He's aged 15 years in the four years since his studio visit. I love the 'lil guy so much, he's given so much good radio. I want him to live another bitter angry 40 years of getting goofed on, stalking 19 year old reality show stars, booting people out of the JFSC, scamming the Bunny Ranch, and bad acting performances.

If he dies and I am anywhere near the funeral, I'm gonna stand outside with by hands full of balloons. God speed, little guy.
Kimmel is going to cry more than when John Ritter died. :smith:

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
He looks like a confused, broken animatronic, the guy is a trip and I don't know if I could handle seeing him in person without getting uncanny valley with him.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

I can't get the links on the first page of the thread for the clip packs to work. DOes anyone have working links for them?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The only thing better than Robin and Howard knowing nothing about US politics is Robin and Howard knowing nothing about the monarchy in the UK.

Being part of the royal family has got to be one of the hardest jobs in the world. 350 public appearances a year for the rest of your life, an expectation of a career in public service (how many of George Bush's kids are serving in Afghanistan?), constant paparazzi on your every move, and dummies in the US who think you have any political power. It's got to be exhausting.


But the queen's rich, how evil!

*spends $800 on a bottle of wine*

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004
Make Howard pay for that poo poo. Cause he's a rich jew.

Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

Ether Frenzy posted:

The only thing better than Robin and Howard knowing nothing about US politics is Robin and Howard knowing nothing about the monarchy in the UK.

Boggles the mind when the crown estate generates way more then the stated monarchy cost and this is totally ignoring the tourism revenue it generates.

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Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST

AxeManiac posted:

He looks like a confused, broken animatronic

Holy gently caress what a great way to describe him. An animatronic robot from some hosed up theme park designed to teach children about pedophiles.

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