KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Stare-Out posted:

E: Still waiting for that frantic phone call to use "Who is this?"

I got to do that the other day when my sister called me in a panic asking if I'd seen her iPhone.

Sadly, she's not a Seinfeld fan so she thought I was just being a douche.

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haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Alter Ego posted:

I got to do that the other day when my sister called me in a panic asking if I'd seen her iPhone.

Sadly, she's not a Seinfeld fan so she thought I was just being a douche.

I once replied "Earth" when an obviously lost couple asked me "Where are we?" They uh....they did not appreciate that either.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 13:56

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Ishamael posted:

What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two:

"It's gonna be rough"

and

"Frankly it sounds made-up!"

"They made it work" or "I just want you to know I'm here for you."

Or the "aah!" after taking a drink.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 14:18

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

"Hellooooooo!" was very common between my friends and I a few years ago. But Jerry's "Who is this?" still gets use out of me, no matter the type of phone call.

Though I often employ Jerry's "Oh well!" after the "Mail on Sunday?" line. I just love the carefree attitude of it.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 14:23

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Most Seinfeld lines will make you sound like a douche because Seinfeld was essentially a show about assholes. That's what's so great about it.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 14:53

OnlyJuanMon: Jan 25, 2010; Too tired to chase fences right now.

I regularly use, "Who is thiiiiiiiis?"

and I always use, "Because of SOCIETY right?"

# ? Jun 14, 2012 15:07

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I could drop you like a bag of dirt!

# ? Jun 14, 2012 15:34

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

This is horrible! I care :stonk:

# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:18

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm speechless. I have no speech.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:22

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ishamael posted:

What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two:

"It's gonna be rough"

and

"Frankly it sounds made-up!"

"There's the this, and then there's the that."

"It's not a lie - if you believe it."

"Well aren't you something!"

And my personal favorite: "That's a shame."

# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:34

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Ishamael posted:

What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two:

"It's gonna be rough"

and

"Frankly it sounds made-up!"

Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right."

# ? Jun 14, 2012 20:57

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

I enter rooms like Cosmo.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 22:26

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Of course! Absolute zero!

Yamma hamma, it's FRIGHT NIGHT!

# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:25

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Another great one is Jerry's Kramer-esque "Oh, I'm stressed!" from The Chicken Roaster complete with the wild hand gesture.

Gyshall posted:

I enter rooms like Cosmo.

This is relevant. And strangely hypnotic.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:50

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

JethroMcB posted:

Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right."

Oh my god I didn't even realize it until now but I do the same thing and have been for probably like 15 years.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:54

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

JethroMcB posted:

Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right."

Good one, I do this internally a lot. "Sweet fancy Moses" can also be shimmied into several situations a day.

# ? Jun 14, 2012 23:58

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

I just realized no one's mentioned Puddy's "Yeah, that's right." yet. For shame.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 00:02

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

Any time I get unsurprising news: "That sounds about right."

I say that so often I don't even associate it with Seinfeld anymore

# ? Jun 15, 2012 00:42

Subliminal Squirrel: Dec 11, 2008

More anything?

More everything!

# ? Jun 15, 2012 02:33

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Stare-Out posted:

This is relevant. And strangely hypnotic.

I like that they included the fake Kramer from the Jerry pilot, but I feel they should also have included Feldman.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 03:11

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Stare-Out posted:

This is relevant. And strangely hypnotic.

Haha oh my god, the one at about 0:51 scared the poo poo out of me.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 03:16

Drint Blasters: Jul 1, 2007

I often use "Wheelchairs! Engagement presents! It never ends!" I just replace them with whatever is going on at the time. Last week it was a bbq and a birthday.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 04:35

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

If you condense my entire life into one day, it looks decent! :smug:

# ? Jun 15, 2012 04:44

jazzhandzzz: Feb 3, 2011

I love the dude that appeared as the parking lot attendant when George realized hookers were turning tricks in his dad's car. He was also the Landfill attendant when Kramer wanted to dump Elaine's muffin tops.

"Is this some kind of joke?"

"That's what I like to know about it. :smug:

# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:01

mints: Aug 15, 2001; Living on past glories

Both the parking lot and the landfill were Jiffy companies.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:10

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Chalk me up as another user of "That sounds about right" and "That's a shame." I'd be shocked if a day goes by where I don't use either.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:24

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

Kull the Conqueror posted:

I have a humble .gif request: Can someone get me the shot from "The Airport" where the guy in the shuttle is driving away from Elaine and Jerry and says "Sorry...hahahahaha!"

# ? Jun 15, 2012 05:38

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I just realised that everytime something is less than perfect I like to exclaim "I have to do *thing*!? LIKE AN ANIMAL?"

# ? Jun 15, 2012 06:13

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

I've told a few people who point out that my life is in shambles, how I like to get the Daily News.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 15:19

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Are we going to play "Most George" again?

# ? Jun 15, 2012 15:31

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

david puddy posted:

Hahaha oh god thank you so much. This is the best birthday present ever.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 17:46

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

jojoinnit posted:

Are we going to play "Most George" again?

Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 18:11

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple.

.. whatever.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 21:01

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple.

Let us know when you start wearing nothing but shorts and a suit coat.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 21:02

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

haljordan posted:

Let us know when you start wearing nothing but shorts and a suit coat.

Are those sweatpants?

# ? Jun 15, 2012 21:43

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

jojoinnit posted:

Are those sweatpants?

Don't tell me...velvet!?

# ? Jun 15, 2012 22:34

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Coffee And Pie posted:

Don't tell me...velvet!?

I know, you would drape yourself in velvet.

# ? Jun 15, 2012 22:48

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I know, you would drape yourself in velvet.

That couch... is it... velvet?

# ? Jun 15, 2012 22:53

emgeejay: Dec 8, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well, the other day I did bite into a block of cheese like it was an apple.

You know, George, that's an onion.

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Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

I love Hampton tomatoes. You know, you can eat 'em like apples. You know it's funny, the tomato never took on as a hand fruit.

# ? Jun 16, 2012 01:02

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