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the2ndgenesis
Mar 18, 2009

You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this.
This thread has unearthed so many things I thought I'd forgotten from growing up in the '90s. The posts about Kid Pix and Humongous Entertainment games practically made me OD on nostalgia. :3:

Then I remembered another game that I don't think was too popular but which my friends and I played the poo poo out of in the late '90s: Lords of Magic.



Some gameplay footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgyhbE3jYN8

Even for a kid who was never too into RTSs or strategy games in general, this game was the fuckin' poo poo. Building a civilization from the ground up and marshaling a gigantic army to conquer a Tolkienesque world made me feel like the biggest badass around. The oh-so-dated sound and 2d graphics (except for the :krad: 3d cinematics) bring me right back to the days when we'd play this game for hours on end after school.

Lords of Magic was pretty mediocre compared to the much better RTSs that were coming out at the same time (and about which I'd only learn later), but man was it awesome for us.

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Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


I've played Lord of Magic way too much and still have a poster with all the units on it I got with the game. Good memories.
It was pretty difficult, if I remember correctly, or maybe that was just me being 10 years old.

Nalk
Jul 13, 2009

I heard about you!
Holy poo poo I totally forgot about Lords of Magic! I found it in a bargain at a Staples in just the jewel case because for some reason I thought it would be like Warcraft II.

Dad Beer
Jun 11, 2007
I felt like, this guy's really hurting me. And it hurt.
Haha, my friend's grandmother took us to Walmart one time and bought us both video games, which was not something my own grandparents ever did. I got Lords of Magic and Heroes of Might and Magic III for like $10, and he got some kind of Everquest installer disc for the same price not knowing that it was an MMO that you had to pay money to play. Lords of Magic seemed really cool at the time but I could never figure out how to do anything in it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Julliard Music Adventure. Taught music theory. This was my favorite educational game as a kid, after Amazon Trail and SuperMunchers. I never beat the last dragon one though. Those were the hardest by far :smith:.




I schooled the gently caress out of Bumptz Science Carnival, though. Heh! :smug:

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

Pick posted:




I schooled the gently caress out of Bumptz Science Carnival, though. Heh! :smug:

Now I'm remembering this game :neckbeard:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Pick posted:

gently caress you. That book is the best. All the aliens are kind of dicks and take a wonderfully cavalier attitude about drawing the main character kid into dangerous situations and/or shooting him. Bruce Coville forever. :colbert:

Hey, now, let's not be hasty. I'm just taking issue with "pooper mucky". Don't hate me. :cripes:

InfiniteJesters
Jan 26, 2012
This is glorious in all the horrible ways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3iBLpVSmNs

I don't even know, man. It's like Metalocalypse and Reboot had a drunken brain-damaged baby together. :catdrugs:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Hey, now, let's not be hasty. I'm just taking issue with "pooper mucky". Don't hate me. :cripes:

You're forgiven. Because the Things really are the most pointless part of the series.

But I am watching you!

(Really, after book 1, I wish Rod hadn't even been in it. Just the aliens, doin' space things.)

Libandano Urfam
Apr 23, 2010

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Pure Moods! I always liked this commercial when I was a kid. I have no idea why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s


Holy gently caress, I've been thinking about that commercial for the longest time. I was slightly obsessed with it. It explains the dejavu I had when I watched Twin Peaks.

I was homeschooled during the 90s. I didn't see a lot of tv at home, except for my Dad watched Seinfeld religiously, and I didn't hear much modern music. The soundtrack for that decade for me is my Dad's vinyl collection and whatever was on the two christian radio stations that we could get, oh boy!

Programs like

"Adventures in Odyssey" (Hal Smith is the only true Whit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jdzxiXd128

and "Ranger Bill: Warrior of the Woodlands" were staples of our Saturday mornings.

Musical powerhouses such as

Rich Mullins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pyKz7jTCuE

Twila Paris
http://youtu.be/-H9JHdsn-EQ

Fernando Ortega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DmlG6uNXpQ

Steve Camp
http://youtu.be/VJ5vq6FrlLw

Michael Card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqLV46NVUk

Bruce Carroll
http://youtu.be/AZ5nzBtk5D8

Wayne Watson
http://youtu.be/KveQ3KsGTg4

Oh, but Chris Rice's "The Cartoon Song" (http://youtu.be/-bOA4ZjxnSQ) was horrible and sinful and stuff. Because it was BLASPHEMY or something. I just thought it was dumb.

I remember rollerskating with one of the fellow homeschooler groups we were in briefly to a bunch of these songs. The dj was never happy while we were there.

Later in the decade my Mom got a job and we spent a lot of time at our grandparent's apartment. There was a lot of Matlock and other detective shows, but a sometimes we got to watch CARTOONS!

We would sporadically get to see Legends of the Hidden Temple, Salute Your Shorts!, David the Gnome, Eureka's Castle, Reading Rainbow, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Nick Jr.'s "Face", Inspector Gadget...I remember the debut of Dexter's Laboratory and Powerpuff Girls, as well as Teletubbies. (My grandparents taped it for us, but didn't realize it was so "babyish")

I'm sure I saw Gerbert in there somewhere as well:
http://youtu.be/r4g26PBX7ao

I remember my cousins had He-Man and Ninja Turtles action figures and a huuuuuuge pink barbie house that they would let us play with sometimes. They would play Sonic the Hedgehog, and Mario Kart, and before we were ushered out of the room, Mortal Kombat. We played

I remember SimCity, SimIsle, Oregon Trail, Treasure Cove! Super Solvers Midnight Rescue, and on our old Macs we'd play Jewelbox, The Secret Island of Doctor Brain, Oxyd, Excape Velocity: Nova, Glider PRO, Harry the Handsome Executive, Maelstrom, WorldBuilder games like Twisted and A Mess Of Trouble...

I had a sheet of Lisa Frank stickers and a couple of Yikes! pencils, and a tiny Polly Pocket playset without the doll.

The Lego sets around that time were cool. Pirates and Islanders, the Knights and Wizards, Space....

I could see glimpses of this other world. It was triangular and colorful. It was brash and silly, and I was sorry I never got to see more of it.

I've always liked the "real" music from the 90s. It's the soundtrack I wish that I had actually had.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Libandano Urfam posted:

I could see glimpses of this other world. It was triangular and colorful. It was brash and silly, and I was sorry I never got to see more of it.

I've always liked the "real" music from the 90s. It's the soundtrack I wish that I had actually had.

:smith: This. This is the saddest post.

As a consolation, here, have this autographed picture of Pauly Shore:



You... you've earned it.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Tewratomeh posted:

:smith: This. This is the saddest post.

As a consolation, here, have this autographed picture of Pauly Shore:



You... you've earned it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLh3fetwEZ0&t=64s

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."

Libandano Urfam posted:

Oh, but Chris Rice's "The Cartoon Song" (http://youtu.be/-bOA4ZjxnSQ) was horrible and sinful and stuff. Because it was BLASPHEMY or something. I just thought it was dumb.

Thanks for sharing this one because it's honestly one of the strangest things I have ever seen/heard. (Not a single person in the live audience is laughing; it's unsettling!) :psyduck:

For content, here's another unnerving thing involving cartoons.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Something that feels 90s as hell for me are these drat things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAeV-AWBCKI

Call some string of numbers to save money on calling the number you actually want to call, somehow. Wikipedia has an article about this one. There were tons of these though, I seem to recall Mr. T doing one as well.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Light Gun Man posted:

Something that feels 90s as hell for me are these drat things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAeV-AWBCKI

Call some string of numbers to save money on calling the number you actually want to call, somehow. Wikipedia has an article about this one. There were tons of these though, I seem to recall Mr. T doing one as well.

The pre-cell phone world was so weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34q8L1eVNA

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
I can't believe these haven't been posted yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

I still don't know what either of these songs mean.

Bulgaroktonos
Aug 24, 2010

by Lowtax
In the early nineties, I attended a couple of school assemblies where they did this flashy PSA thing about staying in school/don't drive drunk/don't do drugs that was interspersed with clips from popular movies at the time. The first one I attended was a whole bunch of stay-in-school stuff, along with the motorcycle chase from T2 and a scene from Backdraft(?!); the effect was quite bizarre. Does anyone else remember these, or have any information about who made them?

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

The really odd thing about those ads was the total lack of collect-calling going on those days. I remember just being kinda mystified as to who they were targeting. Who was making so many collect calls that they needed all these dozens of numbers to call collect with??

Also, it's pretty amusing that the entire concept of collect calls is now just gone.

TombsGrave
Feb 15, 2008

By the time I learned what "collect calling" actually was, it was an obsolete concept.

This thread makes me hungry for Taco Cabana. It's been years since I've gone, but I still remember the counters and menus still rocking the neon triangles and squiggles and irregular fonts.

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
This was always my favorite seasonal burger, and I'm still looking forward to its return. :saddowns:

I ate the whole combo when I was 9, and I wonder why I was fat during my adolescence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXstS2Ps3w

nooblord
Oct 30, 2011
My elementary school had a computer class where they taught us how to type, and made us use these orange rubber sheaths that sat over the keyboard so you couldn't see the letters. I mostly remember the class for the awesome games on the computers that they would let us play when we finished our tests. Anyone else play Spit Wad Willy? I was the cool kid in class because I was the only one who beat it all the way through :smug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYfB7n7pO-8

I got my first computer in 96 or 97, some lovely eMachine. Our family wouldn't get dial-up until a few years later, but I still spent all my free time playing Commander Keen and all the free games that came with Windows 95. It's all about Rodent's Revenge!

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!
I found Rodent's Revenge to be immensely frustrating. For me, it was all about Rattler Race

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -
This thread reminded me of Are You Afraid of the Dark? and lo and behold season 1 is on Netflix. Man some of this is still some CREEPY rear end poo poo. I think this episode here launched a million fears of clowns.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Yeet posted:

This thread reminded me of Are You Afraid of the Dark? and lo and behold season 1 is on Netflix. Man some of this is still some CREEPY rear end poo poo. I think this episode here launched a million fears of clowns.

15 years later amd I still have vivid memories of the muck monster in the public swimming pool :gonk:

Way better than the Goosebumps show.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

nooblord posted:


I got my first computer in 96 or 97, some lovely eMachine. Our family wouldn't get dial-up until a few years later, but I still spent all my free time playing Commander Keen and all the free games that came with Windows 95. It's all about Rodent's Revenge!


SON OF A BITCH.

I had an abusive relationship with that game.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Ran across this today. It's pretty much every_childhood_birthday_party_i_went_to.jpg

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

nooblord posted:

I got my first computer in 96 or 97, some lovely eMachine. Our family wouldn't get dial-up until a few years later, but I still spent all my free time playing Commander Keen and all the free games that came with Windows 95. It's all about Rodent's Revenge!


OH GOD

You just opened the floodgates on so many repressed memories. I think I'm going to have to go lie down for a bit.

Dead Pikachu
Mar 25, 2007

I wish you were real.
I can't be the only girl who loved Hanson, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

I was afraid to mention that I liked them because people would make fun of me. Then again I did listen to their tape well past their prime.

I remember early 90's, sitting in my dad's lap playing Wolfenstein 3D and Doom, he'd steer and I'd press the "shoot" button. Later I played Duke Nukem, all healthy games for young girls to play!

Sarah Barracuda
Jun 24, 2007

Widget Workshop was a lot of fun, even for the dumb as hell kids like myself who couldn't get anything with more than three parts to work the way we wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m5iooep4Eg

Edit:

Dead Pikachu posted:

I can't be the only girl who loved Hanson, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

I was afraid to mention that I liked them because people would make fun of me. Then again I did listen to their tape well past their prime.

Considering that girls born around the early to mid-80s were Hanson's prime demographic, I seriously doubt you're the only one.

(I listened to their tape for a long time too, as did all my friends)

Sarah Barracuda has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Jul 6, 2012

happyflurple
Oct 31, 2006

Dead Pikachu posted:

I can't be the only girl who loved Hanson, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

I was afraid to mention that I liked them because people would make fun of me. Then again I did listen to their tape well past their prime.

I remember early 90's, sitting in my dad's lap playing Wolfenstein 3D and Doom, he'd steer and I'd press the "shoot" button. Later I played Duke Nukem, all healthy games for young girls to play!



No you're definitely not the only one. A good friend mine is obsessed with Hanson, to the point of having several Hanson tattoos and a ridiculously comprehensive back catalogue collection.

ElectricApricot
Jun 18, 2012

Man, I'd completely forgotten about some a lot of these! This thread is awesome. Most of my actual faves were already covered, but here's some other things I thought of (apologies for any repeats, been skimming through the thread over the course of the week):


'nother puzzle game.


Nearly '00s but fits the bill.


I remember paying more attention to this than the teacher in class. :(

Minor derail but any TV show:

(1) 11-12 minutes of program
(2) 3-5 minutes of commercials, during which you could go to the bathroom, get a snack, etc.
(3) 11-12 minutes of program
(4) 3-5 minutes of commercials before the next show

30-60 second commercials every 5 minutes drive me nuts :argh: I've completely given up on cable TV. Hulu's have gotten obnoxious, but at least they still give you the countdown timer.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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ElectricApricot posted:


I remember paying more attention to this than the teacher in class. :(

This motherfucker. I remember I thought it was awesome (god I was so lame) that if you changed the walls, ceiling, and floor to that spotty gold texture, the maze basically disappeared and just looked like random gold static. I must have changed our screensaver a million times in the 90s. I think I had seen every possible iteration of floor/walls/ceiling available on our poor Windows95.

I think I just had a screensaver thing when I was a kid. My cousins lived in New Jersey, about an hour away from my house, and every time we visited I just absolutely had to play a "game" they had on their computer. This "game" was called After Dark, and it was actually a screen saver program. It had a bunch of different screensavers, including maybe one that was actually fully interactive. That one you could set up pegs that all did different things when they were hit (I remember an eyeball peg and a plasma globe peg) by falling marbles. It was basically a modified Pachinko screensaver. Others included trippy rear end cow plasma-outlines whose colors were all flavors of ice cream that you could select from a list, a hand that wrote a message in the foggy other side of your screen, a dog that messed up your homescreen in funny dog ways.

Probably the most famous was the Flying Toaster screensaver, which I gather was the mascot for the After Dark series. Here is a video. I have known this song by heart all my life despite not having "played" After Dark for probably about 15 years at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cm7tv5cM8g

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

This motherfucker. I remember I thought it was awesome (god I was so lame) that if you changed the walls, ceiling, and floor to that spotty gold texture, the maze basically disappeared and just looked like random gold static. I must have changed our screensaver a million times in the 90s. I think I had seen every possible iteration of floor/walls/ceiling available on our poor Windows95.

I did the same thing. Plus, I always changed the time you have to wait until the screen saver activates to the absolute minimum (30 seconds, I think) just so that I could see my super-cool maze screen saver as often and as quickly as possible. God, how sad.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Here's another band that was as late 90s as BNL, Garbage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDiGAr_WKs

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

psydude posted:

Here's another band that was as late 90s as BNL, Garbage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDiGAr_WKs

Haha that album was the first CD I ever actually bought instead of it being handed down to me by my brother.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I was just informed that https://www.amandaplease.com is still up.

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

Flavor Bear posted:

Haha that album was the first CD I ever actually bought.

Me too. :hfive:

When I get nostalgic for high school music, I turn on the local alternative station. 3/4 of what they play is still from the '90s. Before much longer, that stuff is going to be classic rock.

Amelia Song
Jan 28, 2012

Deacon of Delicious posted:

Me too. :hfive:

When I get nostalgic for high school music, I turn on the local alternative station. 3/4 of what they play is still from the '90s. Before much longer, that stuff is going to be classic rock.

For anyone who has it, DirecTV has a music station called "Reality Bites" that I listen to whenever I get nostalgic for 90s high school and college music.

Mixed Doubles
May 5, 2009

Deacon of Delicious posted:

Me too. :hfive:

When I get nostalgic for high school music, I turn on the local alternative station. 3/4 of what they play is still from the '90s. Before much longer, that stuff is going to be classic rock.

A new local station in my town plays "the music you grew up with": 70s, 80s, 90s. It has happened.

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Tobaccrow
Jan 21, 2008

Don't smoke, kids... Unless you have to.
This might have actually been from the very end of the 80's, but it sends me to nostalgia heaven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFfO864g3z4
An ad for children's toothpaste...

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