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QWERTTY
May 26, 2009

Maui Wowie
https://twitter.com/xsnackpack

MIND TWEETS/ FUNNY TWEETS/ WEIRD TWEETS/

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Laffz
Dec 26, 2011
https://twitter.com/CuddleRape
I... I can't really explain why I'm named that. But, I tweet funny things on occasion or vent my blind rage

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/#!/SpiderHyphenMan

Sometimes I try to be funny, and other times I get drunk and yell about social problems.

Canned Stoats
Jan 16, 2012

The name's FISTS!
I posted in this thread a few pages back, but I have since changed my tweetname.

https://twitter.com/#!/Sharksplosion/
I mostly say things about video games and music, also jokes sometimes if I'm feeling funny.

Canned Stoats has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Jun 30, 2012

Monkey Hat
Jul 22, 2007

It's all the rage.
https://twitter.com/#!/SCiofalo

As the publication of my novel is looking more and more like a reality, I've started up my Twitter account again (like, in the last couple days). I post writing stuff - mine and others' - and questions/funny things that occur to me.

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Ussr posted:

If you like scary wikipedia articles follow my girlfriend's twitter:
https://twitter.com/spookypedia

Thanks for this, I love spooky things like this and followed instantly. My regards to the GF!

Yeti Yeti Yeti
Mar 27, 2010

Zombear posted:

A lot of you are really funny and I'm now going to stalk follow you. I tweet occasionally, about whatever pops into my head. Mostly it's boring drivel but sometimes I'm pretty funny. https://twitter.com/#!/DrunkenYeti

I once tweeted you about how similar our twitter names are but you ignored me. :-(
I'm https://twitter.com/#!/drunk_yeti.

Mr. Bitterness
Mar 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/#!/fartpowder

"I will defend to the death your right to go gently caress your own self."

"Okay, so, the basic idea is its a cross between a Chinese finger trap and a buttplug. The part we bank on are the therapy fees afterwards."

I'm all alone in this pathetic life, begging for anonymous validation. This one's not a tweet LOL! ROFL! TTYL! YOLO! FBI! BBQ!

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Yeti Yeti Yeti posted:

I once tweeted you about how similar our twitter names are but you ignored me. :-(
I'm https://twitter.com/#!/drunk_yeti.

You have no idea how confused I was when both of you started following me

Post your twitter name: Possibly the weirdest circlejerk on SA (@red_mercer)

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
https://twitter.com/#!/SD_Papes


I basically mock people I encounter and try to make jokes on current events.

Mr. Bitterness
Mar 4, 2009

.
Have you guys tried NEVER TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, and instead doing ridiculous comedy tweets based on the inherent depravity, hypocrisy, and pathetic beauty of the world?

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

All of my tweets are 100% based in reality

jennyinstereo
Jan 17, 2007

[rocking faces since the 80s]
@jennyinstereo

I don't tweet much but when I do... hoo boy. You better bet that's pure COMEDY GOLD.

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.
@Xeno360 Mostly tweet about football or the lovely UK.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
It is goddamn hard to get followers. I enjoy misusing # and @.

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
There is basically no reason to ever follow me ever but you should do it anyway.

https://twitter.com/#!/rockrockrock

girl pants has a new favorite as of 02:55 on Jun 5, 2012

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.

MustelaFuro posted:

It is goddamn hard to get followers. I enjoy misusing # and @.

Unless you're a girl. My OH posted a picture to @nuts_official #wildwednesday and immediately got another 200 followers in about an hour.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.

Xeno posted:

Unless you're a girl. My OH posted a picture to @nuts_official #wildwednesday and immediately got another 200 followers in about an hour.

I suppose I could just pretend to be a girl. Wig, makeup, photoshop, it could work, maybe...

DarthBlingBling
Apr 19, 2004

These were also dark times for gamers as we were shunned by others for being geeky or nerdy and computer games were seen as Childs play things, during these dark ages the whispers began circulating about a 3D space combat game called Elite

- CMDR Bald Man In A Box
Another small project of mine.

Ever wondered what happened this time yesteryear? Simply follow me and enter on a journey through time one tweet at a time

@thisdaybefore

Facts may or may not be facts (they're not)

The Black Stones
May 7, 2007

I POSTED WHAT NOW!?
@NanaKfan

I tweet about anime, video games, and from time to time bitch about my job because I can't bitch over facebook (my bosses are on there from when they weren't my boss).

I usually tweet in spurts. Sometimes it might just be the odd one or 2 here, but sometimes, like when I watched the X-men anime, I might tweet dumb poo poo about it in bunches. If you like anime and video games, feel free to add me and I'll probably add you back!

Yad Rock
Mar 1, 2005

Mr. Bitterness posted:


.
Have you guys tried NEVER TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, and instead doing ridiculous comedy tweets based on the inherent depravity, hypocrisy, and pathetic beauty of the world?

I'll have to give it a try, thanks.

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
I tweet about my daily life. It's just that my days seem to revolve around anime, weed, and Hitler.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

afro gunsou posted:

I tweet about my daily life. It's just that my days seem to revolve around anime, weed, and Hitler.

So, er, what is your twitter name?

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me

monkeytennis posted:

So, er, what is your twitter name?

@animehitler420

I think it's on the previous page.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
This is my Twitter page. I work in :canada: news and dorky news, so tweets will reflect those topics. Er, follow if you wish? I make awesome puns (some have told me).

WE RIDE
Jul 29, 2003
https://twitter.com/#!/_zooeyglass

All kinds of stuff... books I'm reading, occasional silly jokes/poems, ranting about current affairs, etc.

vector
Nov 18, 2000
https://twitter.com/#!/JamesBrown_

just unedited stream of consciousness, be my twit friend :coffee:

screenwritersblues
Sep 13, 2010
https://www.twitter.com/jarrettbrown

I get confused with the former quarterback from WVU, so don't do the same thing.

Billy Bob FORTRAN
Nov 4, 2007

*THIS IS*
*HOW A*
*SOLDIER*
*~LIVES~*

:qqsay:
@meatslagiron

Follow me, I am horrible.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


@kidshowbiz

I dunno, I thought it was a good Dave Attell line.

majestic sea cow
Dec 10, 2010
@stillman12

i'm just a chill cool guy that likes tweets

Riot Pig
Sep 7, 2004

...But would you let your sister marry one?
http://twitter.com/#!/RiotPig

I try to only tweet if it's funny.

Also, I'm desperate for a more interesting username. One that's not a character from Duke Nukem.

Edit: name now changed to https://twitter.com/YayBeards

Riot Pig has a new favorite as of 12:20 on Jul 10, 2012

ARE THOSE MY SPERMS
Sep 22, 2008

:f5h::allears::fh:
Loves You

Riot Pig posted:

http://twitter.com/#!/RiotPig

I try to only tweet if it's funny.

Also, I'm desperate for a more interesting username. One that's not a character from Duke Nukem.

how about @pantyticklr @BonerDude69 @SexyPops @DildoHitler

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




http://twitter.com/#!/nolikecrumbs

Some attempts at funny and some other things

Riot Pig
Sep 7, 2004

...But would you let your sister marry one?

ARE THOSE MY SPERMS posted:

how about @pantyticklr @BonerDude69 @SexyPops @DildoHitler

No, I said I want names that AREN'T characters from a Duke Nukem game.

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me

Riot Pig posted:

No, I said I want names that AREN'T characters from a Duke Nukem game.

@phineasandherb

ARE THOSE MY SPERMS
Sep 22, 2008

:f5h::allears::fh:
Loves You

Riot Pig posted:

No, I said I want names that AREN'T characters from a Duke Nukem game.

@tinyscrotum @penispincher @Fart_Dog @KornInMyShit

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Hows about @dubstepringtone

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



https://twitter.com/Xenomrph

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Pi Mu Rho
Apr 25, 2007

College Slice
https://twitter.com/DirigibleGames

Mostly development updates for my game.

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