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got dat wmd posted:making GBS threads is disgusting and i dont want to be around other people doing it is that so hard to understand once i went camping in the desert and had to take a dump and wiped my butt with a rock
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 18:16 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:05 |
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Once you suffer through salmonella or similar a lot of hangups about public restrooms magically disappear
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 18:22 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_cue highlights: * no list of examples from popular culture * no talk page * the first cited reference confuses the psychological term with the pua lingo
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 18:23 |
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oh hell yes theres a wiknick in albany this year. cannot wait to go!
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 18:24 |
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next time you're on the stall and somebody comes in just start making terrible noise interspersed with periodic exclamations "oh god..." and "my rear end in a top hat... ruined!" in order to drive the other person out. if the above doesn't work, start squezing a bottle of fake blood out onto the floor.
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 18:32 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:once i went camping in the desert and had to take a dump and wiped my butt with a rock basically what im saying is gotdatwmd should never touch anything anywhere cuz you never know whose filthy rear end touched it first. i'll bet anything the janitor loves using your fancy private john when you're not around
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 19:16 |
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dooTrieux posted:"my rear end in a top hat... ruined!"
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 19:29 |
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http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aglet
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 20:37 |
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I am continually surpised by how out of touch gotdatwmd is with normal people. I guess rich people really are a smug upper class that's separated from the normals, not just normal people with more money.
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 20:43 |
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or maybe that's just him
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 20:43 |
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if you really want to hear more of gdw-style "complaints" just google 'HENRYs'
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:06 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i think its funny when i go into the bathroom and theres a dude down in the end stall takin a deuce and he's waitin for whoever just came in (me) to make some noise so he can drop the bombs, so i start pissing, wait for him to fart and poop a bunch, then stop real quick so he's makin all the noise lmao same also im crackin up at this thread
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:18 |
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got dat wmd posted:i hate going to piss in a men's room and there's some dude on the john just farting away. have some common courtesy people this but my office
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:19 |
I have crohn's disease as well so I'm super sensitive about this stuff
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:20 |
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yeah yeah we know stop crohin about it
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:21 |
JawnV6 posted:if you really want to hear more of gdw-style "complaints" just google 'HENRYs' No. I do have henrys work for me and I am disgusted by some of their fiscal irresponsibility. Ugh new money
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:24 |
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*puts on daddy's big oversized work shirt and sloppily wraps tie around neck* IM GOIN TO WORK LIKE DAD DOES
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:25 |
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fart and poop lol
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:25 |
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all "HENRY" means is "bad with money"
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:31 |
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HENRY isnt bringing anything up for me on google does it stand for something
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:33 |
Henrys are those idiot college graduates who after a few months at their first job finance an average bimmer and buy a crotch rocket as their first bike
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:34 |
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is it like a Hooray Henry or something e: o i see
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:34 |
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:34 |
Rufo posted:HENRY isnt bringing anything up for me on google does it stand for something High earner not rich yet. Basically idiots that spend spend spend when they make their first 100 grand instead of investing because they think theyre ballin
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:35 |
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got dat wmd posted:Henrys are those idiot college graduates who after a few months at their first job finance an average bimmer and buy a crotch rocket as their first bike true, real pros go for a scrub porsche and a moped
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:37 |
Boxters are for 16 year old Miami girls
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:38 |
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Henry's - Canada's digital camera store. Shop online for new, used and demo digital cameras, buy digital SLRs and video cameras. Save on top camera brands ...
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:39 |
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If I buy a Rolex people will want to give me more money later because they think I'm really good at what I do
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:39 |
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if I don't spend eighty thousand dollars lining my bathroom with marble I'll be forced to think about where my life is going every time I take a dump instead of thinking "cool, I have marble floors"
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:41 |
No. You either have a Rolex passed down from your father or given to you from a boss as a gift.
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:41 |
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If I don't send my kids to an expensive private school they won't be successful enough to care for my broke rear end when I'm old
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:41 |
Public school is garbage and I am mortified that my taxes pay for something I don't support and will never participate in. Private school is the best
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:43 |
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got dat wmd posted:No. You either have a Rolex passed down from your father or given to you from a boss as a gift. this. buying yourself a rolex is scrubbiest tier poo poo ever. if its not a business gift, family gift for like passing the bar or whatever, won at a golf tournament or handed down somehow, you're the literal equivilant of someone who buys themselves a birthday card cuz they are too scrub tier to have anyone else recognize them / aren't worth poo poo irl
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:44 |
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boy that golf club membership is really expensive but it's a great networking opportunity
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:44 |
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you gotta strike a balance between doing a cost/benefit analysis and just letting thigns go but then you're doing a cost/benefit analysis gently caress
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:45 |
Train yourself to always do opportunity cost analysis and you will never make a poor decision again
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:48 |
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got dat wmd posted:Public school is garbage and I am mortified that my taxes pay for something I don't support and will never participate in. Private school is the best sorry about your crap municipality/state/whatever also nice classism
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:48 |
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got dat wmd posted:Public school is garbage and I am mortified that my taxes pay for something I don't support and will never participate in. Private school is the best maybe youll care more when people stop paying for ur water and it goes private and they install metered water
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:50 |
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got dat wmd posted:Train yourself to always do opportunity cost analysis and you will never make a poor decision again only if you lack the self-awareness to realize that your assumptions about opportunity cost are not always accurate
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:50 |
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Public school teachers in Massachusetts are always bitching about their pay despite the fact that all they do is teach how to pass the mcas test. Awful
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# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:52 |