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E: Of course, new page, dammit.Tychan posted:I know this is the thread for bad posts but the American football player pictured above used to play for my NFL team and it makes it even more hilarious knowing that he was SO outrageously ripped and swole that he couldn't even function as a good NFL player because his body kept breaking down, presumably from the steroids. Yeah, what an athlete.
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  England Scores!  "Then Nasri scored low to Hart's right from 20 yards." Lily explains the French goal to Lee.  Never Forgotten [Some years later] "Do you remember? At Uncle Ray's? After the football match?" "I'll never, ever forget!"  "Do you girls fancy a bit of post match analysis?"
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trem_two posted:
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As much as i hate Sky and their Liverpool hatred.. They must have a sniff of something or else they wouldnt report it. Ive noticed they dont break news until they are sure about something, I'll give them that.
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Jun 17, 2012 06:24
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It sounds like it was written by a nutter?
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Aside from the first line it's fine and even then, a lot of fans think the media hates their club.
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It's about farts you see. The following comment got 60 recommends on the Guardian. Ready? quote:It is incredible that a trophy, which automatically becomes last season's news once the new season starts, is valued more highly than the very stadium in which a game is played. The stadium lasts longer than the trophies which are won ands lost in that stadium.
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I never understand why counter-attacking goals get so much love. By definition, they're scored against a team who's trying to defend as they're running backwards, having over-committed and left the back door open. They're often scored at speed but that's because they've got wide, open spaces to run into and "look good". Counter-attack goals please the tourists but, in essence, they're rarely any good.
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peanut- posted:I never understand why counter-attacking goals get so much love. By definition, they're scored against a team who's trying to defend as they're running backwards, having over-committed and left the back door open. They're often scored at speed but that's because they've got wide, open spaces to run into and "look good". Counter-attack goals please the tourists but, in essence, they're rarely any good. I'd probably agree with this tbh. A counter attacking goal is pretty much just a good goal played over a larger area.
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From Rubbertoe Mankini, which claims to be "A collection of the greatest football jokes never told."quote:
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top rated daily mail comment I don't think Nani's as worried about his future as i am,3 kids,no job and a mortgage. - mac, spain, 19/6/2012 08:16
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PirateBob posted:top rated daily mail comment McManaman never recovered from Real letting him go did he.
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There are no footballers left who play "just for the jersey". They will go where the money is and thats that. We have been hosed absolutely royally by everyone involved in this, the SFA, SPL, and the players too. I honestly fear for our club, we are going to end up as a midtable SPL team at this rate.
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Borogrove posted:There are no footballers left who play "just for the jersey". bit optimisitic this
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quote:Didn't really seem to have much of a plan against a team we were equal to, did he? quote:what played out was the plan, and thats a bigger problem than having no plan. quote:It's ok to say "well we made the quarters" but surely it's better to leave a tournament having played good attractive football and knowing you've actually given it a go. England basically hung on in all of their games pretty much. quote:Personally I think so. He was never the man for the job, and Harry would surely have got the team playing football. Yeah, they probably would have lost all the group games 4-3 or something, but still...
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quote:poo poo people you are can't even run a country, poo poo hole streets ,poo poo hole italian cities n town, scruffy 3rd world looking country n people who are corrupt. We have more history than n more successful hence why you are speaking english lol and we invented football so u wouldn't be playing it without us. Like i said we english poo poo all over u n you try your hardest to be like us lol
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quote:I support the USA and the MLS because im sick of the same $@%! in Europe with the same $@%!$@% teams always winning the same $@%! over there..today was a prime example of the same ole same ole...England hasn't done jack $@%! since 66 and every time they lose in the semi finals they say "good showing" or act classy about it where is the balls at? everybody wants to lose over there and the same $@%!$@%! teams win...
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Jun 25, 2012 03:21
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lmao yes, England have more history than Italy.
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Jun 25, 2012 03:28
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To be equal and have parody. He's at least half right.
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Jun 25, 2012 03:29
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Hahaha, only an American would think "acting classy" is a bad thing.
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Its almost as bad as thinking England have acted classy in the slightest in the last few tournaments after getting knocked out
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This is surely a troll but I still laughedquote:engand was unluck to not win that cos rooney is the best striker in the world and should have scored 3 and welbek is sgood and shoujld have scored and carol is good annd should have scored and scot barker is good and shold have scored. italy have no world class players unlike england who have rooney barker gerard terry ferdinand hart cole johnson cole milner young and welbeck who played in this game and shoujld have won cos there better players than what italy have got cos theyve got no world class players cos theyve got noone left from when they won the wold cup. hodson should be sacked cos we went out and everyone knos we were the favorites for the torn arment and should have won it as a minimum cos we have world class players through the entire squad. the team needed passion and honesty to win and harry redkapp would have given that to the players cos its what they needed to win. also penaltys should be baned cos we dont win at them ever and its not fare cos we never win at them even though weve got the best layers in the world. COYS
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Mods rename me Scot Barker tia.
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Spurs supporters are most likely on a massive pisstake. Like the Mancs, they delight in chaos on RAWK and the Liver-sphere. I haven't put much into this Spurs rumour anyway. You can just havce a look at those tweets to see it's an attempt to rile us. A bunch of come-latelys who suddenly think they're the bee's knees. Let's see when Modric leaves for Madrid....
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quote:Del Bosque is not 'copying' Guardiola at all. One major difference is using 2 pivots (Xabi Alonso and Busquets) and not 1. Another difference is playing Iniesta as a left winger/inside-forward rather than a central midfielder. Yet another difference is allowing both fullbacks to make forward runs as opposed to the skewed system at Barca (where abidal used to move inside as a third defender and Alves moving forward as a right-sided wingback). In numbers, VDB plays 4-2-3-1 (occasionally 4-2-4-0) and Guardiola plays 4-3-3 (occasionally 3-4-3).
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She had been battered, raped and pillaged for several months. Every fresh blow seemed to bring her closer to that final crushing blow. Like a wounded animal she tried to stand on her feet, to regain her dignity and honour, but the attacks were relentless and to the shame of all, none would come to her aid. And finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the end was near. The Haters, Vultures and Ghouls made their way towards Ibrox for the telling knockout blow. In the interests of "sporting integrity" a boxing referee was enlisted to deliver the final count. At the doors of Ibrox they were met by two sentinels who barred their way. Alistair McCoist and Lee McCulloch. It was pointless asking them to move. Neither would walk away. "Start the count" demanded one of the haters. And so it began. But not as as they had expected. 10....9....8 "Wait, wait your counting wrong" screamed the haters. 7...6....5 The two sentinels were no longer alone. For on either side of them filing quietly into line were unknown faces wearing Rangers shirts with No. 12 on the back. They didn't need names on the back, it was the badge on the front which was important to them. There were young and old, sprightly and infirm, the capable carried the less capable lest they stumbled. As the count continued the numbers, grew, and grew, and grew, until thousands joined the two sentinels barring the way to Ibrox. The silence was broken momentarily when a whisper filled the air, some say to this day it came from within the walls of Ibrox itself....... "We’ve got the battle fever on" "Who are these people?" asked one of the haters. Ally McCoist stepped forward....... "Allow me to introduce you to my No. 12's......they don't do walking away either" And so it began. In years to come Rangers historians will recite stories of Baxter, Woodburn, Cooper, Laudrup, McCoist, Gough and of course of No. 12. In the coming months news outlets will feature stories about the No. 12's – the fans who would not let their club die. Their loyalty, faith and passion in a football club will capture the imagination of nations. They will become the benchmark which other supporters aspire to. Whatever is thrown at them or their club No.12's will come back for more, time and time again until eventually our detractors can thrown no more. Wherever their club goes the No. 12's will be there. And every other Saturday Ibrox will be filled with No. 12's. Our children's children will proudly tell their friends at school that their grandfather was a No. 12. No. 12's will be the topic of conversation every Monday morning, in factories, offices, wherever people assemble. Newspaper columns will mention the No.12's in the same breath as resilience and a never say die spirit. Who am I and how do I know all this ? Im a No. 12 and Im about to take my place in history.
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Lee Wallace spells well for a Scottish footballer, truly heartfelming
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How about a transcript of some great moments in Italian broadcasting history (Italy-England)? These are all things RAI commentators said during the match The last few are "Maggio crosses to Maggio...oh, no it's Diamanti" "Buffon catches the balls with his fists" "In this moment the English players have become real English people" "Another breathless 15 min....utes. Yes, breathless" The De Rossi one is only funny because he adds an extra word. He was trying to say "on his hands and knees" which is "carponi" but instead he said "carponi ardenti" which is one letter away from being "hot coals". "Montolivo's goal is out of bounds"
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Looks on par with what we get in Estonia. And probably in most other places.
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