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Former Human posted:Why would he pretend? If he wanted to lie about his TV habits I don't think he would readily admit to watching gay poo poo like Dancing With The Stars and The Bachelor. Pretending he doesn't know about something is a standard Howard tactic. For example, on those rare occasions when a critical caller gets through, his response will be "what is this person trying to say Robin? Get off my phone!" before hanging up.
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 10:48 |
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As bad as the show has been lately, Stern still has his interview skills. He really hit it out of the park with the Billy Corgan interview this morning. Good stuff! My only beef was the song he requested... I could think of about 20 songs that I'd rather hear first.
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 14:36 |
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Squashy Nipples posted:As bad as the show has been lately, Stern still has his interview skills. He really hit it out of the park with the Billy Corgan interview this morning. Good stuff! Yeah, I loved it. What song did Howard choose? I didn't get to listen that far yet.
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 15:34 |
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Tonight, Tonight.
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 16:15 |
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HA! I was just about to say, "Whatever it was, I bet it was released around 1995."
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 16:38 |
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Ah, the irony of unemployed obsessive fan-of-the-show Wolfie mocking unemployed obsessive fans of video games/comic books.
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 18:56 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:Ah, the irony of unemployed obsessive fan-of-the-show Wolfie mocking unemployed obsessive fans of video games/comic books. I think he gets paid by Howard for his stuff actually, but yeah, walking around with a dat recorder for Howard when you don't actually work for him is kind of silly. Does he publish anything anywhere else? Those type of stuttering john interviews are easy because you really don't have to write much, just have access to mentally challenged people, which at conventions (which I cover a lot) that is just too easy. I find myself holding back a lot of material just because you are really, really, really, just being mean to people at that point with little pay off besides "Ha ha, you enjoy something". But still, I crack up every time somebody in a mask starts talking.
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 19:13 |
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"Are you a virgin?"
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 19:27 |
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I just realized that Robin wasn't on the show today. Edit: Wait she was there, but left half way? I didn't even notice. Vakal fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jun 19, 2012 |
# ? Jun 19, 2012 20:24 |
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Vakal posted:I just realized that Robin wasn't on the show today. She was there earlier on -- did she leave?
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 21:12 |
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Howard said she had an appointment this morning at 8.
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# ? Jun 19, 2012 21:33 |
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So did they ever recap what procedure she had done then?
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 00:12 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:So did they ever recap what procedure she had done then? surgical removal of mike and ikes.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 00:21 |
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loving christ, Octomom in today?
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 11:10 |
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musclecoder posted:loving christ, Octomom in today? Came here to post this. I was hoping I misheard him just now. This is her third time on in less than a year or so!
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 12:18 |
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Kelly posted:Came here to post this. I was hoping I misheard him just now. This is her third time on in less than a year or so! So, the show is obviously getting paid to have her on at this point, right? There's no other justifiable explanation. She's not entertaining in the slightest, but three times in a matter of months is bizarre. "It's... it's not funny... it's not fun."
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 14:23 |
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Sand Monster posted:So, the show is obviously getting paid to have her on at this point, right? There's no other justifiable explanation. She's not entertaining. Well, she did just make a porno.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 14:24 |
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Yeah I assume Vivid's deep pockets are behind this one. Just wait until we have the Ocotomom Best Of during Christmas vacation. Honestly, they book guests like my physical therapist. As I'm leaving my session they whip out the appointment book and sign me up for next month.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 14:29 |
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Howard just did a live read commercial for Ted, so there is your answer.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 14:44 |
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Squashy Nipples posted:Howard just did a live read commercial for Ted, so there is your answer. Man, Vakal was on point with that one.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 15:14 |
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-Atom- posted:Man, Vakal was on point with that one. Are you trying to tell me that Howard doesn't eat Klondike ice cream bars while using Legal Zoom everyday?
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 16:18 |
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I wonder if he is going to look like a Nascar driver with AshelyMadison logos and pictures of Sphincterine all over him during the live shows of AGT?
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 16:40 |
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Sand Monster posted:So, the show is obviously getting paid to have her on at this point, right? There's no other justifiable explanation. She's not entertaining in the slightest, but three times in a matter of months is bizarre. Last time she called in she said she'd ride the sybian, and she says she's only orgasmd once in her life. So there ya go.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 17:41 |
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The Ted talk (heyoooo) was obviously (to me) part of the deal to get Mark Whalberg into the studio. I'm more concerned with what's up with Robin. After the ominous "we should discuss what we can discuss" conversation last week, and the fact that Robin's been out for nearly three weeks now has me convinced that it's cancer. And as loud and wrong as she often is, I loving love Robin, and wouldn't want there to be a show without her.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 18:50 |
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I truly hope Robin recovers completely and lives a long life. Having said that, if she were to die I hope we find out she knew about the illness long ago and avoided going to a real doctor in favor of having Mike & Ikes and cookies rubbed all over her body. That would be pretty funny.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:06 |
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See, just the thought of Robin dying makes me incredibly sad. I don't get sad over celebrity deaths, but I've been listening to her crazy poo poo nonstop for over 20 years now. The best case is she knew about it, tried treating it with mike and ikes, but survives thanks to modern medicine, and then we can listen to everyone spend the rest of their career mocking her for it.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:10 |
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Manifest posted:And as loud and wrong as she often is, I loving love Robin, and wouldn't want there to be a show without her. At this point, there really isn't much of a show without her. Hope she is okay, she is too fun to goof on to be gone
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:22 |
Hypothetically if Robin were to die, do you think they would just end the show or would Sirius hold Howard to his contract and find a replacement for her? The show took a huge hit when Artie left, and if Robin goes then it's pretty much a dead show. Then again, maybe Howard would go completely mental and it would be awesome.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:36 |
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:Hypothetically if Robin were to die, do you think they would just end the show or would Sirius hold Howard to his contract and find a replacement for her? The show took a huge hit when Artie left, and if Robin goes then it's pretty much a dead show. In the past, Howard has said he wouldn't continue the show if Robin died. But if it actually happened, I'm sure he'd find a way to run out the clock on his contract.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:37 |
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If Robin goes, get used to this phrase; "Anything else, Beth?"
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:45 |
If Beth took over for Robin, Howard would stop taking phone calls that aren't Bobo and Maryanne.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:47 |
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prefect posted:In the past, Howard has said he wouldn't continue the show if Robin died. But if it actually happened, I'm sure he'd find a way to run out the clock on his contract. 5 hours of asking Fred what he is up to
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:49 |
Actually, Joan Rivers replacing Robin seems likely and would be awesome because the Stern faniverse would explode into a seething rage.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 19:51 |
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AxeManiac posted:5 hours of asking Fred what he is up to That would make me resubscribe in a heartbeat. There can never be enough Fred.
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 22:56 |
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prefect posted:In the past, Howard has said he wouldn't continue the show if Robin died. But if it actually happened, I'm sure he'd find a way to run out the clock on his contract. I suspect he'd just fill his channels with "best of" and Black On Black until his contract ran out. He always talks the talk, but I actually believe him when he says he wouldn't do the show without Robin. Though part of me would love for Joan Rivers to sit in. I'm in the small minority that really loves her appearances. She brings a lot of life into the studio and you can tell Howard really respects her. (Plus she's crazy like Robin)
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# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:30 |
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Just bring in High Pitch Eric in blackface and a weave. I challenge anyone to be able to able to tell the difference.
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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:37 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:So did they ever recap what procedure she had done then? What is... pon?
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# ? Jun 21, 2012 01:13 |
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Maybe it's just Robin's character that has cancer.Manifest posted:I suspect he'd just fill his channels with "best of" and Black On Black until his contract ran out. Wasn't Black on Black cancelled over money issues at one point? I'm behind on the shows, but right now I'm listening to John the Stutterer argue over his pay from last week. I know the Wack Pack has a long history of shakedowns, but it's really scummy the way Howard tries to act like they should work for free and then thank him for it. They're a big part of the show, the fans love them, they bring them in studio all the time for bits, but when it comes to paying them (especially for a full one hour show) suddenly they're "just callers". I mean they shouldn't get paid just for calling in, but come on.
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# ? Jun 21, 2012 01:44 |
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kylej posted:What is... pon? Ok, that cracked me up. One of the best things associated with the show ever. I think they'd still bring it up daily if Jackie was on the show.
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# ? Jun 21, 2012 02:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goJchOYpJc0&t=5m30s Hank, I miss you buddy.
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