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run DNC posted:More like crippled Bran getting it in the rear end from warg controlled Hodor and his dick is so big that he can feel it in his stomach.
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SpaceMost posted:Wh... What if Bran fucks his own rear end while warged into Hodor? While simultaneously watching himself via weirwood and licking his junk as summer...    E: Shameful spelling.
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Ambiguatron posted:I see someone has never seen The Evil Dead. First thing that came to mind when thinking of weirwood sex fanfic.
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rejutka posted:Robb grunted and twitched his hips forward, towards Jon's waiting, open mouth. A fluid the colour of slush on concrete twitched out from Robb's glistening, purple sceptre. By the way thanks again, literally laughed to the point of crying thinking of this on the drive home from work. Keep 'em 'cumming'.
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Jun 27, 2012 02:15
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I wrote a lot of heinous poo poo in this thread at work today. I bet it was all keylogged and I get fired tomorrow. Thanks a lot, guys.
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Jun 27, 2012 02:36
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I'm just glad to know that this thread has moved far past and far exceeded my vague inquiries about potential dragon intercourse.
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This thread delivers much and more, the last few pages have been quite something
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Welcome back, Bad Thread 
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I'm pretty sure there's a great deal of mileage in a Jon Connington/Davos/Coldhands threeway while Jaime looks on, crying with frustration. I don't want to write it in case I'm any good at it, though.
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Jun 27, 2012 02:53
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SpaceMost posted:I wrote a lot of heinous poo poo in this thread at work today. I bet it was all keylogged and I get fired tomorrow. Don't worry about getting fired/arrested for writing "Bran proxy Hodorwarg banging Meera while watcing in 3rd person through weirwood", no sane person knows what the gently caress that means.
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Lolitas Alright! posted:Holy poo poo, that's even better. For shame sir. Do you not know your source material at all!? Oberyn is clearly bisexual (also into orgies) and also pretty kinky, so no way his butthole is virginal. He probably has a loose butthole. Switch the roles and you got it though. 
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Jun 27, 2012 03:08
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p.crestmont posted:Don't worry about getting fired/arrested for writing "Bran proxy Hodorwarg banging Meera while watcing in 3rd person through weirwood", no sane person knows what the gently caress that means. Hold up, are you calling me insane? /not clinically!
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Jun 27, 2012 03:13
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I want to read Meera masturbating herself with a weirwood tree that Bran has warged into. We'll be breaking new ground with the Arboreal fetish demographic.
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Jun 27, 2012 03:20
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bigmcgaffney posted:gently caress it all I was working on converting my ASOIAF fanfic about Renly, Loras, Edd, & Jon Connington in a universe sans shadow babies and stonedick, into an original work called Fifty Shades of Gay, detailing the lives and relationships of gay men in an oppressive Middle Ages heteronormative culture, but now everyone will get it confused with this vampire crap I'd watch Queer as Folk Westeros. Night's Watch and The Reach can be competing gay bars. Contra Calculus posted:Shittiest places I've ever been: The best thing about Phoenix is that while it has no real personality itself, you can effectively map the United States over the entire metro area. For example, I live in north Phoenix, which is like the Ozarks (essentially nothing but mountains and methheads)
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Jun 27, 2012 03:31
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Fasten your seatbelts and unloosen your breeches 'cause Strong Belwas/Arstan Whitebeard sugar daddy scat slashfic comin' at ya summer 2012.
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Waffle Ho posted:For example, I live in north Phoenix, which is like the Ozarks (essentially nothing but mountains and methheads) I'm in Tempe where it seems like everyone is from Chicago or Jersey. And Scottsdale is like California-lite.
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Don't forget to include the handsome greenhaired Daarius, and his exploits with the ivory queen Dorothy, mother of big reptiles.
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Waffle Ho posted:
When I wrote that up, I just should have written Arizona in general if you're not white. Phoenix is an okay place to be honest. I just needed to put Arizona in there somehow.
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Contra Calculus posted:When I wrote that up, I just should have written Arizona in general if you're not white. Phoenix is an okay place to be honest. I just needed to put Arizona in there somehow. Yeah, I feel the same way. I keep hoping Jan Brewer gets run over and killed by a drunken Catholic bishop. bigmcgaffney posted:I'm in Tempe where it seems like everyone is from Chicago or Jersey. And Scottsdale is like California-lite. Mesa is Salt Lake City (too easy) keiran_helcyan posted:I want to read Meera masturbating herself with a weirwood tree that Bran has warged into. We'll be breaking new ground with the Arboreal fetish demographic. Hey, if Swamp Thing was able to do it with a human woman... Bonus points if she starts tripping off psychotropic spores.
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keiran_helcyan posted:I want to read Meera masturbating herself with a weirwood tree that Bran has warged into. We'll be breaking new ground with the Arboreal fetish demographic. Bran wargs into a weirwood tree while Summer is pissing on it because he's into watersports. True story, you first heard it hear folks etc etc. e: You don't even want to know what Walder Frey uses Robb's missing head for. In It For The Tank fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jun 27, 2012 |
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Contra Calculus posted:When I wrote that up, I just should have written Arizona in general if you're not white. Phoenix is an okay place to be honest. I just needed to put Arizona in there somehow. The Sheriff Joe and racism stuff is really overrated and isn't really a thing, what you got to watch for is discrimination against fedoraposting, I mean, theyll break your door down without a warrant and drag you away from your computer if they even get a whiff of an anonymous tip.... its a silent tragedy please help Get The Word Out
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In It For The Tank posted:e: You don't even want to know what Walder Frey uses Robb's missing head for. 
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HE DRINKS FROM IT WHILE HE BONES HIS COW-EYED BIG TITTED WIFE IN FRONT OF HIS BASTARDS 
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Contra Calculus posted:When I wrote that up, I just should have written Arizona in general if you're not white. Phoenix is an okay place to be honest. I just needed to put Arizona in there somehow. Phoenix is hell if it decided to try its hand at oppressive boredom. gently caress Phoenix, the city that makes Los Angeles look like sound water management practice  Waffle Ho posted:Hey, if Swamp Thing was able to do it with a human woman... That's right Abby, eat my tuber 
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If you liked classics fanfics such as Darkstar/Oberyn Arstan/Belwas, Meera/Weirbran, you'll love the brand new pairing of Zombie Catelyn Tully and Robert Strong ft Ned's Head and Gregor's rape stick.
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I almost didn't read through the 400+ posts since I last checked this thread and I'm so glad I did. Now I'm sad because when I yell "KING IN THE NORTH" no one will understand why I'm giggling. Not if, when.
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Jun 27, 2012 06:53
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When you shout KING IN THE NORTH you have to wipe your nose.
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In It For The Tank posted:You don't even want to know what Walder Frey uses Robb's missing head for. The Mighty Boosh had this sorted out a couple of years ago (  soundtrack).http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3tYQEXhcao#t=1m24s
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Waffle Ho posted:
South Phoenix = Mexico, or well.. Texas.
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Jun 27, 2012 12:31
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Aaaah, and that's the Bad Thread I remember. "Lemoncakes" will have to be integrated into the story somehow, however. Many and more "lemoncakes".
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Jun 27, 2012 14:37
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Baelish Brand Lemoncake flavoured lubricant. The secret ingredient is lard! 
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All right, time to pimp out the IRC channel again I guess. Located on synirc.net is #thebadthread If you like the idea of me, babby Calculus and local sperge, whowhatwhere running a godforsaken channel filled to the brim with Wild Cards, do not hesitate to come in. We usually talk about stupid books, stupid cartoons, stupid videogames, stupid TV shows, stupid whatever-the-hell-else you can think of. All this while endlessly gushing about your favorite Jon Snow slash fiction. It truly is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but it's the same scum and villainy you've come to know and love. Please join us and we can make the world a more godawful place.
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Dammit, don't tell them I'm there, you'll scare them off 
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All this the talk about Robert's Rebellion being more compelling stuff made me realize GURM could have written a perfect series of books if he had 3 books about the rebellion, then aGoT to aSoS minus most of the white walker stuff, and then a final book of Dany versus evil bitch queen Cersei and Euron his sex pirate with a dragon controlling horn.
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Oh, also, too, the channel is usually dead until ~7-9pmish EST.
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Join the channel and sit in it all day but never actually say anything, like me! At least the room LOOKS full! 
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YOSPOS sci fi thread is currently discussing the goon-made Game of Thrones/Warhammer 40k crossover fanfic. I didn't know this existed. I must have it.
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Gibbone posted:YOSPOS sci fi thread is currently discussing the goon-made Game of Thrones/Warhammer 40k crossover fanfic. I didn't know this existed. I must have it. I believe our very own Dr. Kylaer wrote it. Spoilers: It ends with Mereen being orbitally nuked.
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Contra Calculus posted:I believe our very own Dr. Kylaer wrote it. Suffer not the xeno, the heretic, the boring poo poo city.
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my cat is norris posted:Join the channel and sit in it all day but never actually say anything, like me! At least the room LOOKS full!
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