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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Pompous Rhombus posted:

It just means "work" in German, right? I told my German friend that it meant part-time work in Japanese and he laughed and said that's what a full-time job in Germany must look like to a Japanese person :v:

Yep. Arbeiten is to work. My favorite was he asked me to conjugate it, I did so, and he stared at it and said "This isn't English verb style" and I almost shouted BECAUSE IT'S loving GERMAN.

That guy was the embodiment of every bad stereotype about Koreans though. Not typical. He also tried to argue that everyone in the world eats kimchi because if you don't eat kimchi daily, you will die. Therefore everyone must eat it, right?

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gumog posted:

Well, it turns out that I have connections to Myanmar as well. Just asked a Burmese foreign student at my school about his home country - he's putting me into contact with Americans who already live there.

I must say, the more I read about Myanmar, the more interested I am! This may be "the one." Going to do some more research into Cambodia and Vietnam though. As cool as some of these countries might be, the wages offered is going to a deciding factor - student loans to start paying!

Oh you have loans to pay? ugh.

Better put Taiwan back on the list.

Gumog
Mar 20, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

Oh you have loans to pay? ugh.

Better put Taiwan back on the list.

Its not too bad, minimum payment of 50 dollars a month, which I suppose is doable. Myanmar seems really interesting - is Cambodia's economic development comparable?

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
It's hard to compare Cambodia and Myanmar. Myanmar started off way ahead maybe five or six decades ago, but through an incredible level of mendacious ineptitude, managed to decay for pretty much the entire time. It has a bunch of old infrastructure and, while it ran out most of its industrious or intelligent people through the absurd authoritarian policies, it still has a base to build on. Meanwhile, Cambodia cleansed itself of anyone with two brain cells to rub together about four decades ago now and destroyed most of its infrastructure as well, after which the Vietnamese kicked out the KR, took over and hosed around for a decade not doing much, so it had to start from scratch. Cambodia's been back at it again for 15 years, starting slowly, but rolling ever-faster like a ball going down a hill. Burma's barely officially started its climb out of its slumber, but it doesn't face challenges like, "We have no banks at all," or "No one knows how to wire a traffic light" or "We have no energy laws on the books." It's sort of apples and oranges in a way I guess?

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010

ReindeerF posted:

It's hard to compare Cambodia and Myanmar.
You could say that Cambodia, Myanmar, Indonesia, the Philippines are all varying degrees of awful that are comparable with each other when it comes to crushing poverty, corruption, and bad infrastructure. There's still a big gap between these countries and Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore where people don't run around malnourished and desperate.

Indonesia has a few developed tourist oasis like Bali but overall it's pretty horrible because of all the shanty towns and rural poverty.

In the Philippines you have entire families who live at trash sites who boil leftover meat from dumpsters and then fry it up in gutter oil. That sort of poverty is just on another scale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQdHG66ZhXA

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Just in terms of character I personally find myself dividing the Greater Mekong Region (Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Vietnam) from the archipelago nations below (Indonesia, Malaysia, The Philippines & Singapore - Brunei doesn't *really* exist). Burma probably fits with the Mekong countries, I suppose, but I never think of it in the same moment. The Philippines is a bit of an outlier too, due to the oddball colonial history when compared to the other nations (Spanish + American has left it with a completely different vibe) - but the poverty there is almost certainly similar to Indonesia. The languages up here are similar and the languages down there are similar. Most of the people in most countries up here are Buddhist and most people in countries down there are of Abrahamic faiths, etc. Poverty here is bad in places like Cambodia, but somehow it doesn't *feel* as desperate and violent as poverty in the Philippines.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Apparently in the '60s, the Philippines sent over engineers basically on a humanitarian basis to build bridges and buildings for South Korea. Oh how things have changed.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

eviljelly posted:

Apparently in the '60s, the Philippines sent over engineers basically on a humanitarian basis to build bridges and buildings for South Korea. Oh how things have changed.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy to think that Burma and The Philippines were the superstars of Southeast Asia in the post-colonial era, heh. In the end, turns out Singapore, Thailand and probably Malaysia are where it's at, with Vietnam quickly catching up.

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
There's no light at the end of the tunnel in the Philippines either.

The unemployment situation and lack of mobility is so bad that it's better to leave the country to work abroad. Massive generational brain drain.

The monopolies there price fix so thoroughly that commodities and other basic goods are sky high compared with the rest of SE Asia. Thus crushing the lower class even more.

Rural poor people can't resort to subsistence level farming because all the land was monopolized by various wealthy families and corporate entities.

Birth rate is pretty out of control there with a growing population density. Contraceptive use is unheard of. So you have tons of single mothers dropping kids that they can't raise.

The Philippines government also kind of screwed lots of investors and foreign governments a couple decades ago so FDI has dried up in comparison with the % pouring into countries like Thailand, Malaysia, and Vietnam.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Yeah, I think a "The Philippines: So Many Smart People, Why You No Haz Cheesburger?" post in the D&D thread would be pretty interesting - and we have a local Pinoy in that thread, which is helpful. I still have a number of friends there, one of whom I talk to almost daily. They're outwardly proud of their country, but among one another and friends they're basically despondent over it and most seem to agree with the assessment that there's no end in sight.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Pacquiao will punch away the hunger with his drug fueled fists.

In Cambodia I saw a nearly comatose twenty year old mother riddled with Aids spots half lying next to the road while her five or so year old son begged for money nearby. He was wearing only a pink dress, I assume because that was the clothes she found found for him.

In New York I had a homeless guy with new looking wool coat and nice white Nikes on ask me outright for five dollars.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009



I'm a local Pinoy, and I wish I could contest any of this. Sigh.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Sheep-Goats posted:

Pacquiao will punch away the hunger with his drug fueled fists.

In Cambodia I saw a nearly comatose twenty year old mother riddled with Aids spots half lying next to the road while her five or so year old son begged for money nearby. He was wearing only a pink dress, I assume because that was the clothes she found found for him.

In New York I had a homeless guy with new looking wool coat and nice white Nikes on ask me outright for five dollars.
I don't normally notice the mother-child milk powder scam beggar teams anymore (there's a commentary on the reality of living around this kind of thing), but the other day I was sitting up on the third floor of the FCC looking down at the riverside boardwalk and I heard a commotion and looked over. One of the "mothers" was off yakking with her friends and her baby prop had gone running off toward the street (the street next to the river is very busy). She ran over and snatched him up and screamed at him, then dragged him back somewhere. A few minutes later I heard some screams, looked down and the baby was meandering right into the middle of traffic, which had thankfully and miraculously stopped so as not to run over the child. She ran out there screaming, yanked the baby up by it's leg, turned it over and shook the Hell out of the kid. You can imagine what this kid's life is going to be like.

As I told my friend, I'm not sure what the Hell you do there. These specific people are run by beggar pimps, so if you intervene and cause a fuss you risk being targeted by violence by the beggar pimps. If you tell the cops they could give a poo poo, probably standing around laughing. And, because these are the non-sexy victims of human trafficking (saving women from prostitution brings in donations, not so much anything else), there's pretty much no one to donate to, to specifically help them. It's a Goddamn mess.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
You know what song rocks? This goddamn song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDvWvvFsMis

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
The whole album rocks. Did you listen to Sao Lam Plearn yet? I bought the whole album the other day, you can get it off their site for like $10 or something.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
There was this old blind lady the beggar pimps would stick in the full sun in the middle of a pedestrian bridge in Bangkae with a little drum she would beat while her mealy eyes purposelessly scanned the sky. Most miserable goddamn beggar I've ever seen. Death would have been a mercy.

Finch!
Sep 11, 2001

Spatial Awareness?

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Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working

Sheep-Goats posted:

You know what song rocks? This goddamn song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDvWvvFsMis

Thanks for this, it rocks indeed.

There's a similar album, Saigon Rock and Soul (1968-75).

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I am coming to Saigon for five days August 1st to 5th.
  • I can do hot.
  • I am coming to eat all the food. All of it.
  • Anything that doesn't involve either eating food or going to a place to eat food can gently caress right off.
  • I am fully prepared to pay for it in the rest room.
  • Alcohol is not a priority unless it's something I can't get elsewhere.

If anyone wants to babysit a dumb tourist and show him the good spots at any time during those days I'm your man. I'll buy you a beer for the privilege of not wandering around with a thumb in my mouth.

Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working

Toussaint Louverture posted:

I am coming to Saigon for five days August 1st to 5th.
  • I can do hot.
  • I am coming to eat all the food. All of it.
  • Anything that doesn't involve either eating food or going to a place to eat food can gently caress right off.
  • I am fully prepared to pay for it in the rest room.
  • Alcohol is not a priority unless it's something I can't get elsewhere.

If anyone wants to babysit a dumb tourist and show him the good spots at any time during those days I'm your man. I'll buy you a beer for the privilege of not wandering around with a thumb in my mouth.

I know quite a few good restaurants in Saigon, hit me up. I have to go to Indonesia for 2 weeks soon but I will try to make sure I'm free for those dates. I haven't had dog meat yet, we could try that! I'm not gonna try the egg-with-bird-fetus-in-it though.

VVVV Hahahahaha

Senso fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Jun 29, 2012

Rapsey
Sep 29, 2005
This reminds me. A friend of a friend was in Vietnam with his girlfriend. The girlfriend saw a place where they sold dogs for consumption. She wanted to save one and picked the cutest and payed for him. The merchant took the dog out of the cage, swiftly chopped his head off, put it in a bag and gave it to her. She was quite upset.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Viet-owned.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Rapsey posted:

This reminds me. A friend of a friend was in Vietnam with his girlfriend. The girlfriend saw a place where they sold dogs for consumption. She wanted to save one and picked the cutest and payed for him. The merchant took the dog out of the cage, swiftly chopped his head off, put it in a bag and gave it to her. She was quite upset.

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. A lot.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

I really hope the dog vendor knew what the girl wanted but chopped the dog's head off quickly to spite her. "Rescue this, white devil!!!" Bad-rear end.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

eviljelly posted:

I really hope the dog vendor knew what the girl wanted but chopped the dog's head off quickly to spite her. "Rescue this, white devil!!!" Bad-rear end.

I won't let the scenario play out any other way in my head.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'll try the gross out food if it's got a reputation for being tasty, but if its just to say you've eaten it I'll pass. I only have so much room in my stomach and I may never return to Vietnam so I want to savor every meal.


eviljelly posted:

I really hope the dog vendor knew what the girl wanted but chopped the dog's head off quickly to spite her. "Rescue this, white devil!!!" Bad-rear end.

What are the odds that a person's "Oh god that is the cutest one lets save it" face is anywhere close to a "Ooh, look at the brisket on that one" face? I think it's pretty clear.



On a similar note, how much if any hostility can I expect? I am white as a pre-industrial glacier. I'm an American, but I can do a pretty convincing Russian if I have to. I'm also far, far more left wing than any political party in the states.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jun 29, 2012

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

Toussaint Louverture posted:

What are the odds that a person's "Oh god that is the cutest one lets save it" face is anywhere close to a "Ooh, look at the brisket on that one" face? I think it's pretty clear.
What are the odds that a butcher cares what expression you're wearing when you order up some meat?

Toussaint Louverture posted:

On a similar note, how much if any hostility can I expect? I am white as a pre-industrial glacier. I'm an American, but I can do a pretty convincing Russian if I have to. I'm also far, far more left wing than any political party in the states.
Pretty much none whatsoever.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I dunno. I know dog people, I am dog people, and we're pretty clear when we're freaking out over a cute dog. I'm picturing baby talk and cooing turning into a wailing scream.


Cool. My Viet-Australian friend said Saigon had gotten pretty hostile towards backpackers since so many of them are douchebags.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

The douchebaggery of the Vietnamese is a hotly debated subject in this thread, but whatever douchbaggery they have isn't much motivated by hatred for any race/ethnicity - it's mostly motivated by greed for cash moneyz.

EDIT: Slightly misread your post, but anyway, when I was there, I didn't sense any backpacker hate (I wasn't backpacking but I probably looked like a backpacker). And I say this as one of the most ardent Vietnam-haters in this thread, even.

Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working

Toussaint Louverture posted:

On a similar note, how much if any hostility can I expect? I am white as a pre-industrial glacier. I'm an American, but I can do a pretty convincing Russian if I have to. I'm also far, far more left wing than any political party in the states.

You'll be far more left wing than most Vietnamese you meet, in any case. I think it's better not to bring up the subject unless they do first. My "No Gods No Masters" tattoo stays hidden.

Toussaint Louverture posted:

Cool. My Viet-Australian friend said Saigon had gotten pretty hostile towards backpackers since so many of them are douchebags.

Nah, it's cool. Of course, you might be bothered by touts or xe om (motorbike taxis) but they're usually not aggressive, just annoying. They just figure most young white guys are Aussie drunkards just here to waste money.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

eviljelly posted:

The douchebaggery of the Vietnamese is a hotly debated subject in this thread, but whatever douchbaggery they have isn't much motivated by hatred for any race/ethnicity - it's mostly motivated by greed for cash moneyz.
Agree completely. I look like the kind of guy who probably killed a relative of everyone in the country. I experienced a number of annoyances, absolutely zero of them due to my nationality or race - all of them due to the fact that I wasn't Vietnamese and was perceived to have money. It'd be drama-whoring to call it racism so much as it was opportunism, but if anything everyone was happy to meet an American.

Rapsey
Sep 29, 2005

Toussaint Louverture posted:

On a similar note, how much if any hostility can I expect? I am white as a pre-industrial glacier. I'm an American, but I can do a pretty convincing Russian if I have to. I'm also far, far more left wing than any political party in the states.
Pretending you're Russian might be useful if you're being harassed by touts. They would back off sooner most likely. Russian tourists are not liked anywhere.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Rapsey posted:

Pretending you're Russian might be useful if you're being harassed by touts. They would back off sooner most likely. Russian tourists are not liked anywhere.
This is 100% true. I have at least two friends who lived in Vietnam for between 10-15 years until recently and they all reported that the quickest way to shake a Vietnamese tout is to start telling them you're Russian. Probably helps to learn to say it in Vietnamese and sounding like a Russian.

Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working
As a French speaker (and my boss is French and has been living in Vietnam for 10 years), that works too. I've been pulled over by cops 4 times so far on my motorbike and every single time I just have to speak some random French and they let me go immediately.

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
Just came back from Poipet today. A friend of mine bugged me to go with him on a Visa run. I bought a liter of Jack Daniels at one of the "duty free" stores inside a casino called Grand Diamond. Now i'm trying to figure out if it's fake or not. It was 800 baht which seems normal. Sipping on it though..it seems "off" but I haven't had Jack in so long i'm not sure if i'm just being paranoid or not.

The more I sip the more real it seems though..

edit, mindless details: The bottle had a plastic seal, upraised lettering on the glass, and looking through the back of the bottle I see the printed code.

I still don't know though I just don't trust any products in Cambodia.

I'll just have to continue my research throughout the rest of the night.

Modus Operandi fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Jun 30, 2012

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I had what I think is my favorite dish so far last night, stewed pigs feet and eggs over rice, it was super good.

Today I have been totally incapacitated throwing up everywhere nonstop with the worst case of food poisoning I've ever had. I still plan to eat dem pigs feet again before leaving.

Though sadly I don't think we can make the floating market, I was really looking forward to it but this is our last weekend and there's no way that's going to happen.

Invisible Handjob fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jun 30, 2012

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
One thing you can do nearby to you, instead, is to go down really early on a weekday to Lumphini Park, starting around either 05:30 or 06:00 - I forget. A bunch of Thai senior citizens and elderly muckety mucks meet down their every morning in different groups and eat breakfast, while drinking tea or coffee, before shuffling around the park waiing one another for an hour and gossiping. It's really cute and some of the food is excellent. Granted, it's Thai breakfast food so it's going to suck as a breakfast, but you live in China so you know the drill on that. There's everything from dim sum to fried fish to whatever.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
mmm duck berries

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
:nws:

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Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
I've eaten a lot of duck in my life but i've never had the pleasure of sampling the berries.

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