KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Relayer posted:

Is that your orthopedic back pillow?

I don't know.

Well is it, or isn't it?

... I guess not.

Is this your Fibercon?

# ? Jul 2, 2012 12:49

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 09:15

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Let me ask you something.

...is there any Tampax in your house?

# ? Jul 2, 2012 14:07

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

That's what you needed to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?

# ? Jul 2, 2012 16:41

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Here's to feeling good all the time.

# ? Jul 2, 2012 18:09

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Poque posted:

That's what you needed to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?

Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!

# ? Jul 2, 2012 19:05

Leyburn: Aug 31, 2001

I'm watching my S2 DVDs at the moment and that ambulance scene in The Heart Attack is downright loving weird.

# ? Jul 2, 2012 20:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Leyburn posted:

I'm watching my S2 DVDs at the moment and that ambulance scene in The Heart Attack is downright loving weird.

I love those two paramedics, they're just so loving ANGRY.

# ? Jul 2, 2012 22:29

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

I told him i didnt take his chuckle man!

# ? Jul 2, 2012 22:47

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

BrandNew posted:

I told him i didnt take his chuckle man!

I don't eat that gooey crap!

# ? Jul 3, 2012 00:16

complicated shoes: Sep 11, 2001; Do you do tongue pushups?

What if the pig man had a two-seater?

# ? Jul 3, 2012 00:48

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Leyburn posted:

I'm watching my S2 DVDs at the moment and that ambulance scene in The Heart Attack is downright loving weird.

I love when Jerry tries to jokingly smother George with a pillow.

"You mean...like this?!"

# ? Jul 3, 2012 00:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I love his "Elaine! ....what are YOU doing here!" line, and how Elaine just rolls with the fact she just saw Jerry trying to murder George.

# ? Jul 3, 2012 00:53

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

complicated shoes posted:

What if the pig man had a two-seater?

You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

# ? Jul 3, 2012 01:55

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

All signs point to "YES"!

# ? Jul 3, 2012 06:33

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

haljordan posted:

I love when Jerry tries to jokingly smother George with a pillow.

"You mean...like this?!"

The nonchalant shrug Jerry gives just beforehand is what does it for me.

# ? Jul 3, 2012 07:02

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Thom and the Heads posted:

All signs point to "YES"!

Feels like an Arby's night.

# ? Jul 3, 2012 15:31

complicated shoes: Sep 11, 2001; Do you do tongue pushups?

That chimp's alright.

# ? Jul 3, 2012 16:56

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

high-five.

# ? Jul 3, 2012 17:16

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

safety dan posted:

high-five.

Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?

# ? Jul 3, 2012 17:31

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Coffee And Pie posted:

Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?

The squinting?

# ? Jul 3, 2012 17:36

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?

# ? Jul 3, 2012 17:39

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

AAAH AHHA AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHH!

Can't you see that you're in love with each other!?

# ? Jul 3, 2012 17:42

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

Sorry. Thou shalt not steal.

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:06

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

He-lllloooo!

(not really sure how to write that out, it's supposed to be the stomach voice)

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:09

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

The nonchalant shrug Jerry gives just beforehand is what does it for me.

I also remember being kind of surprised that George called Jerry a jerkoff on a network TV show.

# ? Jul 3, 2012 19:12

go back 2 Texaco: May 21, 2007

Can the gif guy make one of George on his rascal when he honks his horn at Jerry to get him to unwedge his wheel

# ? Jul 3, 2012 19:58

Ishamael: Feb 18, 2004; You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

How could you be so FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE?!?

# ? Jul 3, 2012 21:38

prom candy: Dec 16, 2005; Only I may dance

Now this is what the holidays are all about, three buddies sitting around, chewing gum, huh?

# ? Jul 3, 2012 21:49

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

"She's right George, bottle wipe is big."

"But what about the open lipped kiss?"

"Bottle wipe supersedes it." :geno:

# ? Jul 3, 2012 21:53

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

That's no signal, who wouldn't like me in this leotard? I look amaaaaaazing in this leotarrrrd. :smug:

# ? Jul 3, 2012 21:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Gyshall posted:

AAAH AHHA AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHH!

Can't you see that you're in love with each other!?

You want somebody to fight with? You fight with me!

# ? Jul 3, 2012 22:31

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

McDragon posted:

He-lllloooo!

(not really sure how to write that out, it's supposed to be the stomach voice)

I'm slippery as an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!

# ? Jul 3, 2012 23:11

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

He's like that fish that attaches himself to the shark!

# ? Jul 3, 2012 23:21

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Austen Tassletine posted:

Please could one of you fine people identify a scene and episode for me? I can only remember the end of it and it's really bugging me trying to place it. All I recall is George and Elaine are standing next to each other in Jerry's apartment both drinking something, I think talking to Jerry trying to solve some problem. The dialogue ends with something like "No X, no Y, no problem", at which point George clinks glasss with Elaine spilling her drink all other her.

I actually just saw this! It's from The Race, season six.

# ? Jul 4, 2012 00:03