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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFlhfXcO0eE

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Here's Kane in a Japanese shoot-wrestling promotion in 1994.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAwy0W3xtw

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY-U4j5jc7E

I assume we've all seen this by now?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This...looks amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sImvVZgm_cU

I hope Nash talks about Man Mountain Rock's documentary

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Here it is on another website, for those in the US:
http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/07/02/wwe-raw-promo/

WWE really hates the USA, or else they wouldn't keep blocking all the content specifically here.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Aesop Poprock posted:

Here's Kane in a Japanese shoot-wrestling promotion in 1994.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAwy0W3xtw

I found this in the related videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5UInTizeU

Very interesting considering history.

Psybro
May 12, 2002
I was just watching this promo, which I remember distinctly having not watched it for 10 years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1mxA5f-ysM

Nobody stood up to The Rock like Jericho does here, and look at the way Rock reacts. This is what somebody needs to do to Cena, and how Cena needs to respond.

Bonus Lord Tensai's best US TV matches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAhVqhQaj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ogj8OJ0DOo

I forget if I posted this a couple of months ago, but the second one has the Kaneacarana in it.

Psybro fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 3, 2012

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008

Psybro posted:

I was just watching this promo, which I remember distinctly having not watched it for 10 years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1mxA5f-ysM

Nobody stood up to The Rock like Jericho does here, and look at the way Rock reacts. This is what somebody needs to do to Cena, and how Cena needs to respond.
Several things that stand out to me:
The feud is over the championship, not (just) the top spot -- it IS the top spot
The utter seriousness with which The Rock treats his opponent... if (not quite) on his level, then someone that he will not just laugh off
The Rock twice namedropping AND dating their upcoming title bout ("at the Royal Rumble, this Sunday")
The announcers in turn also namedropping and dating the upcoming title bout

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
Superstars ripping apart No Holds Barred. And Hulk Hogan for that matter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QafI-MvSmU4

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB8TfkdVUTw
God I'll never get tired of that laugh

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
In related videos watch New Jack in a segment of Hoe Bag, it has the context for his laugh in the other video

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


I am totally making that my ringtone.

Also someone needs to repost the video of Jack filling out forms to donate his brain to science once he dies. It's surprisingly poignant, given that it's New Jack.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Generic CAW posted:

Superstars ripping apart No Holds Barred. And Hulk Hogan for that matter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QafI-MvSmU4

Kaitlyn is hilarious. Striker, as usual, is bad. They need to stop having him talk about things.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Kaitlyn is hilarious. Striker, as usual, is bad. They need to stop having him talk about things.

You are so wrong about Stryker.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


For the 4th of July, here's Hacksaw's music video for his hit single USA.

I always found this video weird as a kid because it dedicates a lot of time to that time Hacksaw fought Yokozuna, painting it as this huge victory (though to be fair, Hacksaw was the first guy to knock Yokozuna over on his own). In the actual match, Yokozuna ended up annihilating Hacksaw and put him on the shelf. It would be like doing a Zack Ryder music video and showing him fighting Kane.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

EugeneJ posted:

This...looks amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sImvVZgm_cU

I hope Nash talks about Man Mountain Rock's documentary

If it's anything like the other Timeline shoots, the trailers will have all of the best stories.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

CombineThresher posted:

I am totally making that my ringtone.

Also someone needs to repost the video of Jack filling out forms to donate his brain to science once he dies. It's surprisingly poignant, given that it's New Jack.

New Jack loving rules.

I really love that part in Beyond the Mat when the talent agents discuss him.

"I don't see him as a Denzel, but definitely as Denzel's friend."

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9V1Nvt81R8

CZWamania 2008

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba6gw_yJmoo

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Label your goddamn links :argh:


I miss Worker Ant, and I love Michael Nakazawa. :allears:

I hope DDT produces another King of Trios team, they've always been really well received.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Lone Rogue posted:

You are so wrong about Stryker.

I know you're trying to correct me on the spelling here or something but I think you missed a memo somewhere http://www.wwe.com/superstars/mattstriker/

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

holy poo poo fat elgin botching at 13:08

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse

Was there a 2007 vid?

e: No.

Huge Ghost fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Jul 4, 2012

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

God Of Paradise posted:

New Jack loving rules.

I really love that part in Beyond the Mat when the talent agents discuss him.

"I don't see him as a Denzel, but definitely as Denzel's friend."

New Jack has done the following:

Admitted to murdering multiple people. (In line of work as a "bounty hunter" but he seems awfully proud of it.) Attempted to murder Vic Grimes during a wrestling match by throwing him off of a scaffold onto the ring post. Shot on a 60 year old man during a match with a steel chair and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Deeply bladed an inexperienced wrestler with a loving switch blade during a match to the point he needed medical attention, bragged about it saying "I cut the poo poo outta that fat boy." Stabbed someone at an indy show due to an altercation about Sierra Mist or some poo poo.

New Jack is a scumbag.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Critical posted:

Stabbed someone at an indy show due to an altercation about Sierra Mist or some poo poo.

Actually he was drunk, went to the concessions to get a Sprite but got pissed when they gave him 7-Up (the didn't have Sprite), threw the drink at the person working the concession stand and then locked himself in the locker room. The cops were called too I think but I can't remember if he was arrested or not.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Critical posted:

New Jack has done the following:

Admitted to murdering multiple people. (In line of work as a "bounty hunter" but he seems awfully proud of it.) Attempted to murder Vic Grimes during a wrestling match by throwing him off of a scaffold onto the ring post. Shot on a 60 year old man during a match with a steel chair and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Deeply bladed an inexperienced wrestler with a loving switch blade during a match to the point he needed medical attention, bragged about it saying "I cut the poo poo outta that fat boy." Stabbed someone at an indy show due to an altercation about Sierra Mist or some poo poo.

New Jack is a scumbag.

Yeah, as I said, New Jack loving rules.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Suben posted:

Actually he was drunk, went to the concessions to get a Sprite but got pissed when they gave him 7-Up (the didn't have Sprite), threw the drink at the person working the concession stand and then locked himself in the locker room. The cops were called too I think but I can't remember if he was arrested or not.

He wasn't arrested, but the girl working the concession stand was Roger Artgiani's daughter (he managed the venue) and New Jack was banned from ECW Arena after that as a result.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Stop-motion wrestling: CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan.

As retweeted by Joey Styles!

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


I can't imagine how long it takes to make one of these weird videos

Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I can't imagine how long it takes to make one of these weird videos

I'm not even to the "match" yet and I noticed that when Bryan jumps off the turnbuckle to the mat, the guy made sure to have the ropes bounce. Amazing.

edit: gently caress, he uses Cole commentary :(

Space Cob fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jul 5, 2012

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
That Daniel Bryan figure looks NOTHING like him.

Beasley
Sep 20, 2008

You better get ready to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4QqvUWZvLs

Third episode of 'The Underground', a professional wrestling online series I was involved in.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Everything about this is awesome

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



I was there for this. I don't remember if it was this match in particular, but I remember giving a distraught "WHY?!?!" at Nakazawa and he turned around and yelled "BECAUSE IT'S SEXY!"

Can't beat that logic, I guess.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Beasley posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4QqvUWZvLs

Third episode of 'The Underground', a professional wrestling online series I was involved in.

Can you give us more details about who is making this show, and why?

It's cool that you have a very front and center role, and you're not bad as a sleazy MTV announcer dude... But what is this? Tell me about it.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Mean Gene interviews Shiek in 1977 AWA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SG93dbDIc

Jesse Ventura in 1982 AWA trashing Hogan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqMGPGAaMF4


Hollywood Hogan during his 'running for President' period:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjOwdcK9A7k

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


God Of Paradise posted:

Can you give us more details about who is making this show, and why?

It's cool that you have a very front and center role, and you're not bad as a sleazy MTV announcer dude... But what is this? Tell me about it.

It's part of the Wrestling Retribution Project. Basically world building to distract people from the fact that the thing still isn't out.

Beasley
Sep 20, 2008

You better get ready to die.

God Of Paradise posted:

Can you give us more details about who is making this show, and why?

It's cool that you have a very front and center role, and you're not bad as a sleazy MTV announcer dude... But what is this? Tell me about it.

This is one of Jeff Katz' projects. He was involved with WRP and this series is slightly tied together. They are "in the same universe" but very seldom do other characters mix in. It is a twelve episode series released on youtube.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Gavok posted:

I was there for this. I don't remember if it was this match in particular, but I remember giving a distraught "WHY?!?!" at Nakazawa and he turned around and yelled "BECAUSE IT'S SEXY!"

Can't beat that logic, I guess.
I love Nakazawa and the DDT crew. I really wish we could have seen Danshoku Dino and Nakazawa going at it 100% when they were in CHIKARA but I guess they're a bit more built for ISW.

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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
AWA promos with Mean Gene you say!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIzkLr7JzQ

:haw:

"What's wrong with you, Gene?"

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