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Ehud posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2OS8otzqM That's a surprising number of people who turned out (and are excited about it, no less) to see 50 yard race between a couple of guys they probably don't know.
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I always thought it was supposed to be a reunion of old classmates, Duncan seemed like the type that would keep up with old friends and call them all up for a rematch.
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A wuss? ...did you call me a wuss?
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mints posted:I always thought it was supposed to be a reunion of old classmates, Duncan seemed like the type that would keep up with old friends and call them all up for a rematch. Yeah this is correct: quote:Jerry: And he's calling all these people from High School to come and watch. I knew this day would come. I can't do it. I can't go through with it. I'm calling it off. I can't let the legend die. It's like a kid finding out there's no Santa Claus! It's still funny that they showed up for it though.
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Jul 7, 2012 13:11
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Ms. Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen in to a horrible, twisted freak.
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Epic Mount posted:Ms. Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen in to a horrible, twisted freak. who could love me 
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Epic Mount posted:Ms. Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen in to a horrible, twisted freak. I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
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Ehud posted:I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity. Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days, by the time this case gets to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.
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Jul 7, 2012 16:38
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And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken.
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Epic Mount posted:Ms. Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen in to a horrible, twisted freak. Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched disfigurement! 
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Relayer posted:Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched disfigurement! Your face is my case.
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LLLLIIIIIITTTTTLLLLLLEEEE JJJEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
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mojo1701a posted:Your face is my case. You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on!
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Well you know they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater. So I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in. Yeah, see they like to sell their own coffee. Is that going to be a problem? Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them.
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mojo1701a posted:Your face is my case. Look away, I'm hideous!
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Jul 7, 2012 20:51
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His buttocks are sublime!
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Jul 7, 2012 21:11
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Twist off! TWIST OFF!
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mojo1701a posted:Twist off! TWIST OFF! Twwwwwwiiiisssttt ooooooooofffffff
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Jul 8, 2012 05:58
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Oh, hi. Soda? 
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You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy.
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Chicolini posted:You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy. "Nobody's getting married. We're just, you know...havin' a good time." "Oh. Well, then, it's simple. You're both going to hell." "No way, this is bogus, man!"
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Criminal Minded posted:"Nobody's getting married. We're just, you know...havin' a good time." GO DEVILS!!!!!!! Edit: Gotta support the team. FTR, I hate The Devils, please don't construe this quote as me supporting The Devils, because that will never happen.
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Chicolini posted:You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy. Arby's no more than once a month, and in exchange, Elaine comes to your softball games and doesn't read a book.
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mojo1701a posted:Twist off! TWIST OFF! It's not a... twist-off...
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Happy, pappy?
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Max22 posted:It's not a... twist-off... 
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"Let's bury the hatchet. We smoke um peace pipe!"
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Cheapness...is not a sense.
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Criminal Minded posted:"No way, this is bogus, man!" This line might have my favorite delivery of every line.
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Locutus of Bald posted:The Bris? That awful episode that even Jason Alexander himself never should have been made? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Z5SdEQNbc You are wrong and Jason Alexander, fine a man as he is, is wrong. "The government has been experimenting with pig-men since the fifties."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GrnjRJG32g Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate.
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This past weekend a group of friends and I were camping. There were 7 of us, and only 6 were allowed on the site. Anytime one of rangers would drive by we had decided to shout "tippy-toe" to warn everyone that someone should hide. No one had any idea what was being referenced
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Jul 9, 2012 06:11
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Every time I see the title to this thread, I end up thinking. "Now that's a complaint."
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Jul 9, 2012 15:49
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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!
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Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading,and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.
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Jul 9, 2012 16:32
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Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.
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potee posted:I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!
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E: He was with someone. A man ...... in a cape. G: Why was he wearing a cape? . . . Was my father wearing a cape? The time he spends processing this information is amazing.
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well the four of them they...picked me up by my pants and threw me outside right into a horse!
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Sahray! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovWYIUT1ZCQ
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