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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


god save pretty mommy snipe

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Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte

Trig Discipline posted:

hell yes son you have saved the day

the tumblr queue is down to just a couple days' worth of pictures, i've throttled back the flow to one a day now

okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2V-nonUZA8

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
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"it's george costanza" ?>

cat turn into a worm

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

cuatious yet comfortable

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol @ :44

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001


duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


this cat has the buddha nature

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
is esteban back?? need new esteban pics!!

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Billy Tully posted:

awww, poor Skunky :(

this was my skunk but she lived in my house

did she have the spray gland removed?

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Chillbro Swaggins posted:

god save pretty mommy snipe

:smith:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

mod sassinator posted:

is esteban back?? need new esteban pics!!

hopefully theyre having a good time and something bad didnt happen :ohdear:

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Ok. Elmer on the couch was too good to pass up





ATTACK

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
elmer :3:

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

thbbbbbbt

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


I think this is good tonging technique. Scritch them with the tongges until they get complacent, and then: TONGGG. Going to try that technique out on Nina when she's available.


Apropos of a tonge'd catte

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
hot drat y'all you really know how to come through in a catte tonging emergency

thanks urrybody

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:


motorboat and tong this belleh

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Trig Discipline posted:

hot drat y'all you really know how to come through in a catte tonging emergency

thanks urrybody

I just made a special Birthday request on my FB wall for people to do the needful.

Really like the Meeko pictures showing up. That is one seriously lovely catte.

http://cattonging.tumblr.com/

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
meeko :3:

Swolegoat
Nov 4, 2011
KISS THAT CAT

Josie
Apr 26, 2007

With tales of brave Ulysses; how his naked ears were tortured; By the sirens sweetly singing.

EvilMuppet posted:

As an Australian, I have to say: You take that back mister, Fosters is the Piss we sell to dumb foreigners but it certainly is not beer. You can't even buy that garbage here.

We don't even make it here anymore. It's made in the UK since poms are the only weirdos who drink it!

Where are my ESTEBAN PICTURES!!!

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSY28c48vwQ

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxyjDU7hvo

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Josie posted:

We don't even make it here anymore. It's made in the UK since poms are the only weirdos who drink it!

Where are my ESTEBAN PICTURES!!!
Have some CJ




And some Leo

Josie
Apr 26, 2007

With tales of brave Ulysses; how his naked ears were tortured; By the sirens sweetly singing.

Josh Lyman posted:

Have some CJ




And some Leo



Ooohhhh, thankyou, they are gorgeous.

Edit: My local newspaper just got a lot better.

http://cat.www.smh.com.au.meowbify.com/

Josie fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jul 20, 2012

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
what's wrong with pretty mommy :ohdear:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Funhilde posted:

I just made a special Birthday request on my FB wall for people to do the needful.

Really like the Meeko pictures showing up. That is one seriously lovely catte.

http://cattonging.tumblr.com/

she is, but she's a jerk

Swolegoat posted:

KISS THAT CAT

she will rip your face right off your head

meeko's always been an rear end in a top hat but now at 18 she's a cranky old senile rear end in a top hat

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
oh right so i have a good catte story that happened last night

since i've been living at my mom's over the summer, my cattes have been going out into the backyard with hers every morning. she's got a huge half-tended garden, and they like to lose themselves in Dark Forest Asparagus for an hour and not come out until treats are offered. anyway, for the past two days the super-elderly nerda has been going out too, only she just wanders out the door and disappears. honestly she's so old and skinny that i've suspected that she's off in search of a quiet place to snuff it. she went out with me yesterday morning at 7:30, but didn't come back in when i called in all the other cattes. i left the main door open so she could yell at me through the screen door, but as of 4:00 pm i still hadn't heard a peep and had actually kinda forgotten she was out there. anyway, i come back from a friend's house at almost midnight last night and suddenly go OH gently caress and go outside to call her, but she never comes. i wander around the back yard looking, but nope. i seriously was 90% convinced at that point that she had wandered off to croak yesterday and wasn't coming back

so i go to bed, and right when i'm on the edge of sleep frank starts going MEOW MEOW PRRRT MEOW MYOOOO PRRRT PRRRT in the window. at first i'm just like "stfu you fat bastard what's wrong with you" but then i start to wonder if maybe he's like "THERE'S NERDA THERE SHE IS WHY IS SHE OUTSIDE BUT NOT ME THAT SKINNY OLD BITCH". so i go to the back door and there she is walking across the yard grumbling at me. funny thing about all this is that frank hates nerda with a passion, just despises her

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

Mystery cat swishytail amongst the greenery

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

lil petey and eggma have gotten past the 'growl/hide on sight' phase and have transitioned nicely into the 'stare at eachother for 5 minutes straight then have a two-second cat boxing match then run away' phase

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

that kid looks like trouble

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

that kid looks like trouble

Yesterday I had absent-mindedly left a half-eaten ham sandwich on the kitchen table when I left for the day. Being that lil petey will climb your leg when he smells deli meat, I figured I'd come home to a sandwich strewn across the living room decorated with barfs from a kitten eating half a sandwich. It was untouched and petey was sleeping like two feet away from it on the table :3:

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003



Martha Stewart posted:

As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.



martha stewart owns

FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

Socracheese posted:

lil petey and eggma have gotten past the 'growl/hide on sight' phase and have transitioned nicely into the 'stare at eachother for 5 minutes straight then have a two-second cat boxing match then run away' phase


a good phase

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Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
My first (and hopefully not last) Birthday tong photo



This is Professor Ophelia Mittens- Submitted by Amie.

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