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When I think of asses, something comes over me. quote:No one looks better in the rear view than Dontari Poe, the NFL's new gold standard in badonkadonk. At the combine, the 346-pound nose tackle from Memphis made scouts' hearts race after he ran a 4.98 40-yard dash in a pair of impossibly large compression shorts. Instantly, Poe's bouncing, bodacious bubble butt (also referred to in scouting parlance as the shelf, high rear end, assy, great hips, the crevice and the timeless classic "big enough to land airplanes on") turned the usually taciturn fraternity of football scouts into a chatty horde of Sir Mix-a-Lots. http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/8132777/david-fleming-importance-athlete-butt-espn-magazine
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# ? May 21, 2024 13:50 |
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They should have made the next article about homophobia in pro sports.
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# ? Jul 11, 2012 20:44 |
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This would be a firing offense at a 5,000-circulation paper, let alone ESPN, but I'm not sure ESPN realizes they still employ Lynn Hoppes.
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# ? Jul 11, 2012 20:45 |
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LARGE THE HEAD posted:This would be a firing offense at a 5,000-circulation paper, let alone ESPN, but I'm not sure ESPN realizes they still employ Lynn Hoppes. I wonder if ESPN executives felt a wave of panic when the Sandusky story broke and thought to themselves "Oh god, did we ever hire him for anything ever?"
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# ? Jul 11, 2012 21:46 |
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haljordan posted:I wonder if ESPN executives felt a wave of panic when the Sandusky story broke and thought to themselves "Oh god, did we ever hire him for anything ever?" A bunch of interns frantically scanning the assignment history for their spelling bee coverage.
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# ? Jul 11, 2012 22:03 |
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AsInHowe posted:
I went to college with Laura and it really upsets me to know that she's about to get poo poo on by a bunch of old men simply because she's a pretty girl who is successful.
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# ? Jul 11, 2012 22:13 |
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I too am a monster guy down low.
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# ? Jul 11, 2012 22:16 |
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Man, Gawker traffic must be way down since their redesign because AJ is now resorting to this:quote:And, still, none of these women who've ever slept with Magic Johnson seemed opportunistic enough to step forward and tell their tale. Neither have the transsexual prostitues. So once again, the story of Magic's HIV survival takes front and center over how he actually got it. That Frontline documentary will have to wait for another day.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 01:06 |
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Truly that is the most important part of the story.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 01:12 |
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If you venture down to the comment sections on some of the entries at Gakwer, it's evident that even a lot of people who regularly visit the site are getting really sick of Daulerio.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 01:16 |
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I think they were sick of him from Day 1. I used to comment a lot on deadspin but I got really skeeved out when they started doing that HEY HELP US IDENTIFY THIS RANDOM HOT GIRL AT THE BALLGAME...THE FACT THAT SHE'S HOT MEANS SHE WANTS ATTENTION poo poo. Oh and the whole "posting a video of a girl being sexually assaulted in a sportsbar then telling her 'tough poo poo' when she asked for it to be taken down" episode. haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jul 12, 2012 |
# ? Jul 12, 2012 01:17 |
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I wanna know who shot their death load in Magic's neg hole.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 01:46 |
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Crazy Ted posted:If you venture down to the comment sections on some of the entries at Gakwer, it's evident that even a lot of people who regularly visit the site are getting really sick of Daulerio. This brightened my day. Thanks, Crazy Ted.
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# ? Jul 12, 2012 04:38 |
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Jeremy Schaap wheeled out for one of those 'serious news' pieces on sportscenter : "Only the most most sycophantic dead enders remain in Paterno's camp. Needless to say, his son Jay Paterno is standing his ground."
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# ? Jul 15, 2012 06:42 |
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Kalli posted:Jeremy Schaap wheeled out for one of those 'serious news' pieces on sportscenter : "Only the most most sycophantic dead enders remain in Paterno's camp. Needless to say, his son Jay Paterno is standing his ground." Wait, he actually loving said that?! That's spectacular.
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# ? Jul 15, 2012 06:50 |
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:Wait, he actually loving said that?! That's spectacular. Yeah, I was shocked he actually said that, and followed it up with a disastrous clip from Thursday's Jay Paterno interview.
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# ? Jul 15, 2012 06:53 |
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Kalli posted:Yeah, I was shocked he actually said that, and followed it up with a disastrous clip from Thursday's Jay Paterno interview. Found it! http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8166061 The specific remark is at about 2:05.
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# ? Jul 15, 2012 07:45 |
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Kalli posted:Yeah, I was shocked he actually said that, and followed it up with a disastrous clip from Thursday's Jay Paterno interview. Why is Jay acting as the family spokesman? Why isn't the Scott, lawyer kid, taking that role? Running Jay out for interviews is like putting a wounded cow in front of a wolf pack. Dr_Strangelove fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jul 19, 2012 |
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:Found it! Holy poo poo In other news, Grantland has got to be the most schizophrenic sports site out there in terms of article quality. There seems to be almost no middle ground between great insightful pieces like that WFAN one, and inane bullshit nobody could possibly care about like this: http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/32363/kobe-bryant-does-the-most-kobe-bryant-thing-hes-done-in-a-week-2
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# ? Jul 17, 2012 23:01 |
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Alpha3KV posted:Holy poo poo Sometimes hitting article quotas/word counts is hard.
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# ? Jul 17, 2012 23:16 |
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If anyone is looking for some entry-level contract work, SB Nation is hiring writers.
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# ? Jul 23, 2012 22:46 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present: We've Run out of Ideas
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:04 |
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Crazy Ted posted:Ladies and gentlemen, I present: We've Run out of Ideas The Mets were having a star wars night vs the Nats and Snooki did a recent promo appearance and well I guess they have lots of hours to fill.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:10 |
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Heaf posted:The Mets were having a star wars night vs the Nats and Snooki did a recent promo appearance and well I guess they have lots of hours to fill. She did a promo appearance to announce that ~Pauly D~ will be DJing some event at a Mets game or something
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:13 |
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leokitty posted:She did a promo appearance to announce that ~Pauly D~ will be DJing some event at a Mets game or something I have been at a club that had advertisements for Paulie D coming. Providence~
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:22 |
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leokitty posted:She did a promo appearance to announce that ~Pauly D~ will be DJing some event at a Mets game or something FWIW the rumor is that the Jersey Shore actor stuff is being forced on the Mets by MLB.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:26 |
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jeffersonlives posted:FWIW the rumor is that the Jersey Shore actor stuff is being forced on the Mets by MLB. I believe it but it also says something about the Mets position within MLB that they are the ones getting this shoved down their throats.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:27 |
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leokitty posted:I believe it but it also says something about the Mets position within MLB that they are the ones getting this shoved down their throats. Bud can force them to do pretty much anything because their ownership hangs by the grace of Bud at this point.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:29 |
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leokitty posted:I believe it but it also says something about the Mets position within MLB that they are the ones getting this shoved down their throats. I mean, there's really only three teams that would make sense for a Jersey Shore tie-in, and I don't think it surprises anyone that the Mets are lower in the pecking order than the Yankees and Phillies.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:29 |
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Well I was thinking the other option was to realize how dumb it is and not force anyone to do tie-ins that don't benefit MLB.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:31 |
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leokitty posted:Well I was thinking the other option was to realize how dumb it is and not force anyone to do tie-ins that don't benefit MLB. Haven't you heard, kids these days love that Jersey Shore, just like they love that Skrillicks fellow and his crudbump music
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 03:58 |
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Good news, there's finally going to be some sports writing on the internet.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 06:13 |
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And they misspelled wookiee!
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 09:10 |
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Arctic Baldwin posted:And they misspelled wookiee!
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 09:11 |
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NBC Sportsnet is gonna try their own morning highlights show without an on-screen host. Nice of them to try, but as usual I think they have an uphill battle against that other show with the Star Wars/Snooki/Harper fact sheet http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2012/07/nbc-cable-net-to-get-morning-highlight-show-with-unseen-host/1#.UA_o26PpWjS
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 13:40 |
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Vertical Lime posted:NBC Sportsnet is gonna try their own morning highlights show without an on-screen host. Nice of them to try, but as usual I think they have an uphill battle against that other show with the Star Wars/Snooki/Harper fact sheet I actually like the sound of this and I'll certainly give it a try. I just want to see highlights of the games, I have zero shits to give about Bud HEAVY Six Dumb Questions With John Clayton's Alien Head. I generally like what NBC Sports is doing the quality of their stuff tends to look better I think - they just need to get some better sports.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 22:45 |
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Yeah, I'd be willing to give that show a try too. I hope it shows highlights somewhat equally though as opposed to 25 minutes on the Yankees-Red Sox game and 20 seconds for each other game.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 23:03 |
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Niwrad posted:Yeah, I'd be willing to give that show a try too. I hope it shows highlights somewhat equally though as opposed to 25 minutes on the Yankees-Red Sox game and 20 seconds for each other game. You'll probably see more NHL and MLS highlights, and I think they're allowed to do actual video replays of the Olympics thanks to their license.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 23:06 |
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Jeff Passan posted:On June 21, the Marlins had lost six of seven games and fallen two games under .500. Loria decided it was an appropriate time to give the team a pep talk. One player there called it "possibly the worst speech I've ever heard." The Marlins lost that day and then four of their next five.
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# ? Jul 26, 2012 00:43 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 13:50 |
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while there are a shitfuckload of reasons to hate Jeff Loria, the Marlins' attendance numbers have loving skyrocketed compared to what they were before (home attendance so far on the year is ~1.42M per ESPN, versus ~1.52M for all of 2011 and ~1.53M for 2010; they've already bested the entire season's paid attendance for each year from 2006-2009)
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