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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Detective No. 27 posted:

I was just informed that https://www.amandaplease.com is still up.

I've constantly been intending to check this, but I kept going 'nah, it's a waste of time, that thing went down ages back, Amanda Bynes hasn't even done anything for years'. But wow, it's still there.

So is the Space Jam website.

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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Cleretic posted:

I've constantly been intending to check this, but I kept going 'nah, it's a waste of time, that thing went down ages back, Amanda Bynes hasn't even done anything for years'. But wow, it's still there.

So is the Space Jam website.

I like that the "This day in Amanda history" fact is for October 28th. Makes me think that at some point it was somebody's job to manually change the date there.


EDIT: I remember how cool it used to be to find out a thing you liked had a website with poo poo to do on it. I bet every kid's thing has a cool interactive website today.

Modern Day Hercules has a new favorite as of 10:09 on Jul 25, 2012

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I think I just had a screensaver thing when I was a kid. My cousins lived in New Jersey, about an hour away from my house, and every time we visited I just absolutely had to play a "game" they had on their computer. This "game" was called After Dark, and it was actually a screen saver program.

I used to do this to as a kid, we had a Simpsons one. And Disney one, I think. I would just watch all the screensavers for hours. Cherished memories :allears:

Also, I had that 3D Dinosaur Adventures game that had a bunch of dinosaur-related things, including a movie theater where you could watch sweet claymation dinosaur shorts. I am pretty sure this one about the extinction of the dinosaurs gave me nightmares: http://youtu.be/PoIxrgVVwZ8

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Cleretic posted:

I've constantly been intending to check this, but I kept going 'nah, it's a waste of time, that thing went down ages back, Amanda Bynes hasn't even done anything for years'. But wow, it's still there.

So is the Space Jam website.

In another thread we were discussing a piece of software that was a rival, then a part of, Realvideo in the 90s. The wiki page shows that Real STILL has a late 90s-era site page for it.

http://egg.real.com/vivo-player/vivodl.html

I've got some of those magazines from the 90s with the interesting internet pages index in the back that I need to dig up and go through to see if any of them are still active.

phlix
Feb 8, 2004
Euro Trash
On another musical note, today i just remembered out of nowhere, a track that a young teen phlix thought was hella cool. Bitching raps, and a killer sense of fashion. Of course I'm talking about "Dog Eat Dog - No Fronts"

http://youtu.be/41KJCoydlEU

What the gently caress was I on about?

Look at his got drat hair! Every kid in the mid-90īs had that cut. At least here in Denmark.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Just found this one in the garage.

I don't think it needs a caption



Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



Christoff posted:

Just found this one in the garage.

I don't think it needs a caption





I had the same sheet/curtain set as a kid. :hfive:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
There was a Yak-bak-like (voice changing, echo effects, etc) toy that was shaped like a hockey puck and had a telescoping megaphone on one end that you could pull out. Anyone remember what it was called?

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Christoff posted:

Just found this one in the garage.

I don't think it needs a caption





Those two Lego catalog posters on the wall came out the last year I ever got Lego as a kid. :unsmith:

Those catalogs they used to put in every set were the best things. I grew up poor, so I mostly only got the $3-5 sets, but I spent so many hours over the years daydreaming about the big sets in those catalogs. They don't include them in sets anymore. It's a shame.

shwag
Apr 23, 2008

Christoff posted:

Just found this one in the garage.

I don't think it needs a caption





Son of a bitch Micro Machines Collector's Case.

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Zeether posted:

There was a tech demo of the Beginner track on the Dreamcast, indicating it may have had a port planned, but it never happened :smith:

You can now get Daytona USA on the XBox 360 through XBox Live Arcade!

On the subject of Power Rangers copy cats, the one I remember best -- though I was really too old to get into any of them by the time it was on -- was the Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog. It was an attempt at making an original series rather than just important lots of Japanese footage, and had an Irish mythology theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGQY9ZJPnsg

I don't believe it was very good.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

What you guys can't really make out in the bottom is my Wheels and Wings binders. Also if you can't tell those are my 50 state POG set on the wall. Some Dolphin bullshit on the board above the computer. Good ol' Tandy computer. (I think it was). Also my awesome Native American shirt. I don't know why I ever swapped my Ninja Turtles sheets for the Power Ranger ones :smith:


shwag posted:

Son of a bitch Micro Machines Collector's Case.


If I remember right I think it unfolded into a little city or something


Prepare for nostalgia.











I made a thread them a while ago


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2800848&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post341093324

Nostalgia4Dogges has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Jul 31, 2012

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Man, I went through the entire thread wondering why Friday the 13th the series wasn't mentioned. I watched it in the 90's. It felt very 90's, too. But then I found out it ended in 1990. I didn't realize my childhood was so behind. :smith:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I just remembered this thread where someone found a diary kept during the earlyish 90s. Pretty interesting stuff, but you'll need the archives to read it, I think: Going nowhere fast... falling so hard we never look back.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

OrangeKing posted:

You can now get Daytona USA on the XBox 360 through XBox Live Arcade!

On the subject of Power Rangers copy cats, the one I remember best -- though I was really too old to get into any of them by the time it was on -- was the Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog. It was an attempt at making an original series rather than just important lots of Japanese footage, and had an Irish mythology theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGQY9ZJPnsg

I don't believe it was very good.

It actually wasn't that bad, even if it did borrow a few tropes from Power Rangers.

Bean Bandit
Jan 25, 2003

You want campy 90's poo poo? I'll throw down the gauntlet:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lU8vSa5se0

Swamp Thing...if you were a child in the 90s you remember this cartoon.

Or how about the Toxic Crusader:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRYraEmH9oo



90s poo poo could also be downright terrifying:



And...rollerblades....

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008

I still remember this episode of Are you Afraid of the Dark as freaking me out the most

The Tale of the Super Specs-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84J529wKshU

I still find it kind of creepy, drat.

And a couple cartoons I used to watch before school, these have probably been posted already, but these are probably the first ones I think of when it comes to 90s cartoons.

King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNjhbOH8m2U

I still remember one episode where they were trying to fight some dudes, and they couldn't beat them, so they figured out they could fight them with Judo, because it hadn't been invented yet where they were!

Fuckin' Mutant League

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEmSMvdMH4M

Looking back at this now I can't believe how graphic it was. Body parts being ripped off everywhere and used as bats and balls and poo poo.

And this is the best cartoon intro of the 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKYOSiW7U4

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

A couple off the top of my head.


Samurai Pizza Cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXiJYcK4-GU

Power Rangers rip off. VR Troopers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5wvWuGBLMA


Motherfucking Street Sharks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqGQyMF5a_0

Biker Mice From Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJPYmd8_Qdw

Space Flyman
May 21, 2007

BATMAN HE WILL CATCH ALL BADDY!
I don't know if US goons will know this one as I'm not sure if it was ever released there (certainly not a hit), but as far as I'm concerned, no tune is more '90s than this:

Baby D - Let Me Be Your Fantasy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt1nvsoKno

Also for extra '90s goodness, the full eight minute version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHLoP1pFxAs

phlix
Feb 8, 2004
Euro Trash

Space Flyman posted:

I don't know if US goons will know this one as I'm not sure if it was ever released there (certainly not a hit), but as far as I'm concerned, no tune is more '90s than this:

Baby D - Let Me Be Your Fantasy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt1nvsoKno

Also for extra '90s goodness, the full eight minute version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHLoP1pFxAs

It may be ever so 90's, but that tune still hold its own to this day. New remixes still pop up every other week. It has somehow lodged itself in the collective "club-mind".

Space Flyman
May 21, 2007

BATMAN HE WILL CATCH ALL BADDY!

phlix posted:

It may be ever so 90's, but that tune still hold its own to this day. New remixes still pop up every other week. It has somehow lodged itself in the collective "club-mind".

Oh definitely. I unironically love it and still listen to it frequently to this day (it's on my iPod now in fact). Definitely my favourite ever tune from the '90s.

Also for content, while not exactly campy, let's have some '90s-tastic trip hop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmrfgj0MZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkg7Ozu0pH8

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

I remember playing an educational Windows game back in the mid 90s that had you exploring a castle and solving various puzzles usually related to history.

It was a point and click style and I'm positive it came on a disc with Windows 95.

Anyone remember what it was called?

BiscuitErsedRenton
May 28, 2006

Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.

vxskud posted:

I remember playing an educational Windows game back in the mid 90s that had you exploring a castle and solving various puzzles usually related to history.

It was a point and click style and I'm positive it came on a disc with Windows 95.

Anyone remember what it was called?

Encarta's MindMaze?

http://www.giantbomb.com/mindmaze/61-25465/

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
So you want to wander around in a universe made completely out of the internet circa late-1990's? Worlds.com has you covered!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNDa4y3pSo

It's still active. It's still loving active, and I don't know why. But part of me is glad it is.

Tobaccrow
Jan 21, 2008

Don't smoke, kids... Unless you have to.

Tewratomeh posted:

So you want to wander around in a universe made completely out of the internet circa late-1990's? Worlds.com has you covered!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNDa4y3pSo

It's still active. It's still loving active, and I don't know why. But part of me is glad it is.
I remember reading about that in some book about websites. I wanted to mess around in that so bad, but I could never find it because I was a dumb kid and was entering the URL into AOL search.

PsychoticKitten
Sep 14, 2009

Cupcake of Doom
I remember in elementary school when devil sticks became really popular. You know, the two sticks you'd hit a third stick with and try to do tricks that little kids could never do. There was one different kind of stick thing after but I'm not 100% sure what it was called.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIX-QP6b24A&feature=related
Flash Forward = my childhood. I remember this show so well even to this day with a young Ben Foster and Jewel Staite and I vaguely remember Ryan Gosling stopping in as the pretty boy villain in a couple episodes. Oh lord, I will always call Jewel 'Becca'.

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

PsychoticKitten posted:

I remember in elementary school when devil sticks became really popular. You know, the two sticks you'd hit a third stick with and try to do tricks that little kids could never do. There was one different kind of stick thing after but I'm not 100% sure what it was called.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIX-QP6b24A&feature=related
Flash Forward = my childhood. I remember this show so well even to this day with a young Ben Foster and Jewel Staite and I vaguely remember Ryan Gosling stopping in as the pretty boy villain in a couple episodes. Oh lord, I will always call Jewel 'Becca'.

I had the one with the two sticks connected by a string with the spinning wheel thing you rolled across them. It looked so drat awesome on TV but were nearly impossible to actually use and got boring really fast.



Oh god that's the one, I'd play that just about everytime we went to the computer lab in grade school.

That and KidPix.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Space Flyman posted:

Also for content, while not exactly campy, let's have some '90s-tastic trip hop:
Did you say '90s-tastic trip hop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWIeVTs94rI

DeusModus
Nov 25, 2003

I am not Ben Affleck.
Jesus Christ, this loving thread. I've spent the past couple days just poring over this thread from start to finish, so much stuff unearthed that I've forgotten about entirely - or, at least, I thought I did. Here's some TV-related stuff that I haven't seen mentioned in the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UFg2GpMFKY
The Prevue Channel. That music. :stare:

During the first year of Cartoon Network, it consisted of a lot of Warner Bros. and Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Then at 11PM every weeknight, it would shift to Late Night Black and White. All of that time spent watching old 1930's cartoons when I should have been sleeping. Have the theme and the opening/ending bumpers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijISSOiY90c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh3dHNvcecI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNpeyi0Xo9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQcV25PDHP4

This is purely a local thing when I was a kid, but it's so campy and dated that it's universally funny. The local Fox network had employed their own mascot of sorts, and his name was Mike Malibu: A super cool :krad: dude who wore a Hawaiian shirt, shades, a ballcap, and skateboarded everywhere he went. He always advertised upcoming cartoons, and he had some sweet deals with McDonald's and the Fox Kids' Club. These are total gems...and by gems, I mean that I'm positive he looks back on this stuff today in total shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxFWn_XPiuw

The channel showing the rest of them.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MikeMalibuFan/videos?view=0

Every Saturday, once the cartoons ended and boring things came back on, there was always one theme that came on during the afternoons. A theme everyone knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIAI-Ivv6H4

Last, but not least: I seldom watch television, so I'm not entirely up-to-date on a lot of things since I stopped watching. I was completely unaware that Nickelodeon Studios is no longer a thing, and hasn't been a thing for a few years now. I always assumed it to be something that's always there - I mean, it's Nickelodeon! The holy land for every kid in the 90's who got to enjoy the golden age of Nickelodeon.


9-year-old me is crying like a motherfucker.
RIP. :911:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
IT'S BACK!

Here's some pix:

Some band from the 90s whose lead singer blew his brains out or something

It's a good amount of 90s 'round here


cross posted from the awkward thread.

Protons
Sep 15, 2012

syscall girl posted:

I think you mean to say, 'gently caress Roberta Williams' crazy rear end idea of logic.'

I think I dropped $40-$50 of my little kid money on that pile of poo poo only to spend a lot of time wandering around in a desert. It came with a cheat sheet guide that had that red see-through plastic overlay that let you read the answers to her nonsensical puzzles but I must have thrown it out so as to better enjoy the masterpiece. I should have gone with Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine or something.

Pictured, an utterly terrible game designer:


Apple? I'd like to see that pass on the App Store these days.

Let's see if I have anything unique to contribue:



BoKu Adult Juiceboxes were pretty tasty. Nothing screamed sophisticated when you busted out a BoKu in the cafeteria.

You weren't cool if you didn't have a pair of these



or these



Oh and slap bracelets, complete with zany and wacky 90s art. My grade school banned these because kids were cutting themselves with the metal inside.


Protons has a new favorite as of 20:21 on Oct 21, 2012

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I think every school banned slap bracelets because they were "dangerous" even though nobody had ever seen anyone get hurt with them. Was that the earliest "think of the children" bullshit? It's the earliest one I can remember.

For a while, Tech Deck fingerboards were the Big Thing where I was growing up. All the cool kids had at least one, with a little set of tools, and I remember trading wheels with other kids. You were even cooler if you could do tricks with them. Most I ever managed was a clumsy ollie, but it was still fun.

Also goddamn this thread. Now I'm going to have loving Summer Girls stuck in my head. That song had the worst lyrics. Dude seriously just threw lines in there apropos of loving nothing because he needed a rhyme.

Psimitry
Jun 3, 2003

Hostile negotiations since 1978

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Dude seriously just threw lines in there apropos of loving nothing because he needed a rhyme.

Exactly my opinion of Eve6's "Inside Out." Sounded great but I couldn't stand the lyrics.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Forgive me for not meticulously searching through a 1000+ post thread, but has Homeboys from Outer Space been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9CzPH17ySA

Protons
Sep 15, 2012

Donkwich posted:

Forgive me for not meticulously searching through a 1000+ post thread, but has Homeboys from Outer Space been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9CzPH17ySA

Look who didn't read every single post in this thread. I'm judging the poo poo out of you right now.

I can remember my brother throwing quarters at those gumball machines where lil' HOMIES were dispensed. Something about these cheap things could cause kids to fight each other.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Psimitry posted:

Exactly my opinion of Eve6's "Inside Out." Sounded great but I couldn't stand the lyrics.

Don't think anything in Inside Out tops You're the best girl that I ever did see \ The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 for eye-poppingly stupid lyrics. And the WHOLE loving SONG is like that. The lyrics read like something written by a twelve-year-old.

Palpatine MD
Jan 31, 2012

Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.
Has James Bond Jr been posted? Terrible in a delicious way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWexi-DWFQ

RunFish
Sep 15, 2007

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Palpatine MD posted:

Has James Bond Jr been posted? Terrible in a delicious way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWexi-DWFQ

Such bullshit that James Bond was his uncle.

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