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Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on!
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Santa speaks the language of all children.
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Wario In Real Life posted:Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! They say you grow hair, look like Stalin!
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Aug 2, 2012 22:07
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You know who you are? Even Steven!
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safety dan posted:Oh, well a mantel's a whole different story. If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.
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Aug 3, 2012 02:51
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Because hes my butler! 
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Aug 3, 2012 05:37
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God I hope I get it, I HOPE I GET IT!
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Aug 4, 2012 02:29
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Cage posted:Because hes my butler! < I think it works best with the little hands on hips
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Aug 4, 2012 02:31
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Seein' that pilot in the audience, REALLY freaked me out!! If you hadn't said anything I would have been fine. I became completely obsessed with him!!
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Aug 4, 2012 03:33
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Jerry ..... I dunno sometimes....
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We had the seductive George poster over the couch at our apartment back in college, it always got a laugh from new visitors. 
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Supreme Allah posted:I think it works best with the little hands on hips I'm sure that's very funny to Americans. But I'm not sure this butt-a-la joke would work in Japan.
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Aug 5, 2012 03:56
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Capt. Sticl posted:I'm sure that's very funny to Americans. But I'm not sure this butt-a-la joke would work in Japan. You must go now.
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Aug 5, 2012 13:50
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Looks like Crackle has rotated their 10 episodes. This batch included the Finale Part I and II though. 
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Capt. Sticl posted:I'm sure that's very funny to Americans. But I'm not sure this butt-a-la joke would work in Japan. Is this customary in your legal system? 
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This has a lot of views but I don't think I've ever seen it posted here. It's a pretty good collection of quotes edited to music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKsUlf20DF0
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Aug 6, 2012 02:27
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Hey! I got the body of a taunt pre-teen Swedish boy.
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Aug 6, 2012 04:34
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thepokey posted:You must go now. Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.
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Aug 6, 2012 06:06
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Can I ask you a question? Did you steal my car?
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Oolarg posted:Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges. AGAIN with the oranges? stratdax posted:Can I ask you a question? Did you steal my car? Yes. Yes I did.
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neoboman posted:Yes. Yes I did. Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment...could you mail those to me? Or bring them by my building, it's 129 West 81st St.
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Aug 6, 2012 23:05
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thepokey posted:Jerry ..... I dunno sometimes.... You're a cashier!
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Aug 6, 2012 23:13
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Was rewatching 'The Couch' episode of Seinfeld. I never realized how much closely the arguement between Poppie and Kramer was mimicing the abortion debate. 'Poppie peed on my couch!'
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Ineffiable posted:Was rewatching 'The Couch' episode of Seinfeld. I never realized how much closely the arguement between Poppie and Kramer was mimicing the abortion debate. I know! It blew my mind when I first found out, too. quote:'Poppie peed on my 
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Ineffiable posted:Was rewatching 'The Couch' episode of Seinfeld. I never realized how much closely the arguement between Poppie and Kramer was mimicing the abortion debate. ONA THIS, THERE CANNA BE NO DEBATE.
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Billy Zane posted:I know what you did. How dare you stop short with my wife! 
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Ineffiable posted:Was rewatching 'The Couch' episode of Seinfeld. I never realized how much closely the arguement between Poppie and Kramer was mimicing the abortion debate. It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!
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Aug 8, 2012 08:45
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But he's just so good looking.
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Chicolini posted:But he's just so good looking. AH-CHOO!
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Seinfeld usually doesn't really feel that dated for a show that ended 13 years ago, but the first joke in The Chinese Resturant really had me going *huh*? I didn't know there was a time when you wouldn't just be cut off when your money ran out, and how did the phone company enforce that anyways? This bit: http://www.crackle.com/c/Seinfeld#id=2483736&ml=o%3D12%26fpl%3D926775%26fx%3D
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Aug 9, 2012 01:23
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Jerusalem posted:AH-CHOO! Oh, shut up!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Oh, shut up! What are you, Lou Costello? Telling me to shut up? 
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Aug 9, 2012 02:12
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jojoinnit posted:Seinfeld usually doesn't really feel that dated for a show that ended 13 years ago, but the first joke in The Chinese Resturant really had me going *huh*? I didn't know there was a time when you wouldn't just be cut off when your money ran out, and how did the phone company enforce that anyways? The phone would give off a tone when you deposited more money, if the operator didn't hear that tone come through it would automatically disconnect you. Phone Phreakers figured out how to make a whistle that made the correct tone and the proper sequences and got away with making crazy long distance calls all over the world.
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El Graplurado posted:Bud Abbott Dammit, I took a 50/50 guess and got it wrong. <  >
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Aug 9, 2012 02:55
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I tell her you not here, she said curse word...I hang up.
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mints posted:The phone would give off a tone when you deposited more money, if the operator didn't hear that tone come through it would automatically disconnect you. Phone Phreakers figured out how to make a whistle that made the correct tone and the proper sequences and got away with making crazy long distance calls all over the world. It was literally a toy whistle from a box of cereal, as I recall. You could whistle all sorts of codes and tones to do all sorts of things.
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So the joke is that Jerry is a phone phreaker? 
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jojoinnit posted:So the joke is that Jerry is a phone phreaker? Jerry is secretly a CIA agent. Comedian was a cover story. Kramer is his handler.
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