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Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
I have good news, too! Beau's mudbutt cleared up yesterday so no more pom bombs! The GF got a lengthy lecture about giving him peanut butter (which gave him mudbutt a month ago, too) and hopefully when I get the fecal back this afternoon I'll get the all-clear to go ahead with his scheduled neuter tomorrow. I absolutely cannot wait until his hormones peter out.

Also, he lifts his leg so high when he pees it rains back down onto him. I have a true boy dog.

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Plus_Infinity
Apr 12, 2011

More good news: I drove 8 hours from PA to NC with Orbit and he was beyond perfect the whole way. We're visiting my grandma and he has been so sweet and gentle around her and only barks at the golfers on the green beyond her back yard a couple times a day. Overall he is being A Really Good Dog and I was worried about this trip and breaking his routine (he's a cardigan corgi if anyone forgot, so he is big into Jobs and Routine) but he is amazing and I am so proud of him!

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Just out of curiosity, what part of PA?

If you're ever in Erie, bring your precious corgi to meet Ooka and we'll trade. :v:

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

I present to you: animals with bows.

My boyfriend's dog, who does not like the bow of shame. :saddowns:


My cat, who is a dapper fucker and gives no fucks about wearing things.




Also, they both have so much love for the magical land of ~outside~.

Cat loves the new house we just moved into because there are windowsills to sit on.


Dog also enjoys watching nothing go by out the window.

A Sleepy Budgie
Jan 6, 2010

A friend in need
is a friend indeed
:unsmith:
Here is something happy: Apple killing a kleenex.
Derp

This is the only toy he will play with. He doesn't eat any of the pieces thankfully. We first discovered him doing it a year or 2 ago and I started encouraging him to do it because it was so drat funny. He roots around in the trash bin by my side of the bed for tissues. Once I heard him growling so quietly while killing it :3: :3: I've made it into a sort of game. After I use the kleenex to wipe away eye boogers I let him have at it. I think he is happy he doesn't have to sneak around doing it now.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
Puppy would have spent, collectively, 45 minutes uncrated today if I hadn't taken him out and gave him poo poo to do when I got home from work. All potty breaks and meals, no actual attention.

Got yelled at for taking him out when I got home because he squatted in the house before being scooped up and taken outside, because if I'd just left him crated, he wouldn't have gotten pee on her floor. She "can not have dogs peeing on her floor."


I let him play with Frankie, and they were having fun, but that is now off limits because my dogs will ruin her dog and she doesn't want him to learn their bad habits.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


That's just so sad/maddening. Frankie finally has another doggie someone to play with and it would help burn off some of that crazy puppy energy. How on earth could Frankie ruin anyone? Are they worried the puppy with catch frankie-itus?

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007
Being derpy isn't exactly a transmittable bad habit.

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

Superconsndar posted:

Puppy would have spent, collectively, 45 minutes uncrated today if I hadn't taken him out and gave him poo poo to do when I got home from work. All potty breaks and meals, no actual attention.

Got yelled at for taking him out when I got home because he squatted in the house before being scooped up and taken outside, because if I'd just left him crated, he wouldn't have gotten pee on her floor. She "can not have dogs peeing on her floor."


I let him play with Frankie, and they were having fun, but that is now off limits because my dogs will ruin her dog and she doesn't want him to learn their bad habits.

Does your mother actually have some sort of problem other than just being generically stupid?

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

wtftastic posted:

Does your mother actually have some sort of problem other than just being generically stupid?

is selfish spoiled bitch syndrome a disease

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Superconsndar posted:

is selfish spoiled bitch syndrome a disease

Yes. My sister and my niece both have it. :( That puppy deserves so much goddamn better.

Skizzles
Feb 21, 2009

Live, Laugh, Love,
Poop in a box.
Um, so, in... other ...news, the lovely trainer we've been trying to get shut down? We found her on a bunch of spanking porn sites. Bitch has a HUGE spanking fetish.

so yeah :stare:

Chido
Dec 7, 2003

Butterflies fluttering on my face!

Skizzles posted:

Um, so, in... other ...news, the lovely trainer we've been trying to get shut down? We found her on a bunch of spanking porn sites. Bitch has a HUGE spanking fetish.

so yeah :stare:

And what fetish do YOU have? Mine is fat cocks :smug:

Skizzles
Feb 21, 2009

Live, Laugh, Love,
Poop in a box.
I like somethin' big and black crammed in my tiny seat. :smug:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Chido posted:

And what fetish do YOU have? Mine is fat cocks :smug:

I'm pretty sure you've got an exhibitionist streak too. You just let your fat cock run around in the yard where anyone can see it.

Deadly Chlorine
Nov 8, 2009

The accumulated filth of all the dog poop and hairballs will foam up about their waists and all the catladies and dog crazies will look up and shout "Save us!"
... and I'll look down and whisper
"No."

Goddamn if this was google+ I'd plus all these posts.

Also uh in happy news, I'm maybe getting a cockatiel. I hope he/she won't pass the derps to my conure. :ohdear: Also my mom went to see my cousin's Japanese Spitz yesterday, and he was amazingly a well behaved, fit little dog. Goddamn I want to see him again, he is adorable. :3:

Tamarillo
Aug 6, 2009

Shifty Pony posted:

I'm pretty sure you've got an exhibitionist streak too. You just let your fat cock run around in the yard where anyone can see it.

I do recall a recent picture with your enormous cock just flopped right out on your lap.

Also Super can't you just... verbally bullrush your mum and say "you actually know worse than nothing about dogs, please give this dog back/give this dog to me before you ruin the life of another living creature."

I mean holy hell :( I like dogs but I know how much time and investment is required for a happy pup, and I don't have that time so I don't have a dog. Why does she have a dog if she gives no fucks about it's well being?

...would she notice if you put a stuffed toy dog in the crate and made off with the real one?

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Superconsndar posted:

Puppy would have spent, collectively, 45 minutes uncrated today if I hadn't taken him out and gave him poo poo to do when I got home from work. All potty breaks and meals, no actual attention.

Got yelled at for taking him out when I got home because he squatted in the house before being scooped up and taken outside, because if I'd just left him crated, he wouldn't have gotten pee on her floor. She "can not have dogs peeing on her floor."


I let him play with Frankie, and they were having fun, but that is now off limits because my dogs will ruin her dog and she doesn't want him to learn their bad habits.

I'm not sure what your situation really is but Godspeed

redmercer fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Aug 7, 2012

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

Tamarillo posted:


Also Super can't you just... verbally bullrush your mum and say "you actually know worse than nothing about dogs, please give this dog back/give this dog to me before you ruin the life of another living creature."

I mean holy hell :( I like dogs but I know how much time and investment is required for a happy pup, and I don't have that time so I don't have a dog. Why does she have a dog if she gives no fucks about it's well being?

...would she notice if you put a stuffed toy dog in the crate and made off with the real one?

We have spent roughly my entire life screaming at each other about the way they treat animals. I have tried every angle and approach humanly possible. They think I am a crazy person who read A Dog Book and they think it's really funny that I totally know absolutely nothing at all about animals and have so many opinions about them. There's no goony own button to press to make them suddenly get it. They're never gonna. Logic = "puppy cute and fat, I like puppy = get puppy!!:buddy:"

After last night's "what the gently caress is wrong with you, he's been crated all day and now you're going to bed, seriously" poo poo storm they pretty much agreed to let me deal with him. I'm going to be getting up an hour earlier to give him a chance to run around some, I'm going to start coming home at lunch, and they're going to stop scooping him up and putting him to bed at 8pm because "we need "us" time!! :)" and he's staying with me until I wear him out and crate him at about midnight when I go to bed. I do not have time for this poo poo and barely have time for my own dogs, but she refuses to return him so gently caress it. Luckily, they are basically never home so I'll just work around them when they make up bullshit rules that make no sense about Their Dog. I told them he was absolutely playing with Frankie for a good portion of the evenings because I don't have time to sit there and play with him literally all night with all the poo poo I have to do with Moses and I need it to help wear him out.

If they don't back off I'm going to go ahead and move out and I told them as much. I can tell they were really relying on dumping this puppy on me and that did seem to make them back down a bit. I'm taking him with me if they don't let me rehome him first. :emo:

After his shots are done I'm going to see about maybe getting him in half-days at a dog daycare so his life is not one giant crate-fest until 6pm during the week.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Superconsndar posted:

If they don't back off I'm going to go ahead and move out and I told them as much. I can tell they were really relying on dumping this puppy on me and that did seem to make them back down a bit. I'm taking him with me if they don't let me rehome him first. :emo:

After his shots are done I'm going to see about maybe getting him in half-days at a dog daycare so his life is not one giant crate-fest until 6pm during the week.

If I was ~anywhere~ near you, and in the position to get a second dog, I would rapidly and with no remorse come see you, meet your dogs, and steal the puppy...who escaped from his crate and out of the backyard...yes :P

But seriously, you're awesome for doing this for the poor little guy, I hope it ends up working out at least somewhat well.

demozthenes
Feb 14, 2007

Wicked pissa little critta
No poo poo, I want to take that puppy and get him running black bear. :banjo:

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Superconsndar posted:

I'm taking him with me if they don't let me rehome him first. :emo:



Ditto on the helping you rehome him. He would be perfect for my brother in law, just perfect. Which is making this more depressing because that guy would be an awesome owner and the puppy would live his days hiking in upstate NY and being fawned on by cool theater folk :(

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

I could foster a dog for a short while if need be (I'm in South Carolina). But I don't know if my boyfriend or his son would be willing to do that because the last time we took in a foster, we claimed her and she is now Decaf, Queen of the Upstairs Bedroom.

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



Major had his annual exam/shots/bloodwork today and impressed everyone with how much less crazy he is than when I got him 2 years ago. There was a peke in full show coat shuffling around that Major blew up at a bit but frankly I feel the same way about pekes. I took him to a back room for a minute to recollect himself and then he was able to wait in the lobby with the weird little footstool wheeze-barking at him without incident. He sought out every person there for pets :3:

I was able to spend less than the $300 I had budgeted for vet stuff too. Not a lot less but still a victory!

vvv I've used this one that I picked up at walmart with some drum sander heads for over a year now and it works just fine. vvv

Instant Jellyfish fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Aug 7, 2012

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Took the Feldface in today to get his nails trimmed. The person used one of those dremmel things. I figure maybe I can do it myself, since he's pretty easy to manipulate when it comes to having stuff done to him. Anyone use a dremmel or could suggest a good one? Petco had one, but it was like 50 bucks.

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Major had his annual exam/shots/bloodwork today and impressed everyone with how much less crazy he is than when I got him 2 years ago. There was a peke in full show coat shuffling around that Major blew up at a bit but frankly I feel the same way about pekes. I took him to a back room for a minute to recollect himself and then he was able to wait in the lobby with the weird little footstool wheeze-barking at him without incident. He sought out every person there for pets :3:

I was able to spend less than the $300 I had budgeted for vet stuff too. Not a lot less but still a victory!

Horray for Major! :3: It's always good when your dog doesn't drain as much money as you thought. "Ten dollars less? Hell yeah ten extra bucks for me!"

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Look at what I'm getting :3:



No more only posting in the bird thread for meee!

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
you gotta keep them separated

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Tendai posted:

Look at what I'm getting :3:



No more only posting in the bird thread for meee!

Horray! What a pretty catte :3:



I've been watching these 'welcome home' videos on youtube of people returning from serving overseas, and seeing their pets. Just sitting here going :3: :qq: like a sap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZSrLyWzxVI

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Bash Ironfist posted:

I've been watching these 'welcome home' videos on youtube of people returning from serving overseas, and seeing their pets. Just sitting here going :3: :qq: like a sap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZSrLyWzxVI
I can't watch those because I will cry and then my roommate will laugh at me :saddowns:

JimmydaFish
Apr 23, 2008

This is some serious argy-bargy!

Oh god those videos kill me. I can't watch them without becoming a big blubbery mess.

Tendai posted:

Look at what I'm getting :3:



No more only posting in the bird thread for meee!

So handsome but have a major urge to boop that pink nose.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

JimmydaFish posted:

So handsome but have a major urge to boop that pink nose.
The fact that she let me do just that was a major plus in her favor.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Tendai posted:

The fact that she let me do just that was a major plus in her favor.

What's her name/gonna be? I freaking love white and tabby cats. They're the best cats.

Bash Ironfist posted:

Horray! What a pretty catte :3:



I've been watching these 'welcome home' videos on youtube of people returning from serving overseas, and seeing their pets. Just sitting here going :3: :qq: like a sap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZSrLyWzxVI

:3: The best one of these I ever saw was a big old bloodhound that barooroorooed at the top of his lungs because he was so excited. I haven't seen it online in forever, though, and I'm wondering if it got taken down.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

What's her name/gonna be? I freaking love white and tabby cats. They're the best cats.
The name currently in the first place position is Alyona, who was a Cossack nun who led a big group of men in a peasant rebellion in Russia.

UltraGrey
Feb 24, 2007

Eat a grass.
Have a barf.

Tendai posted:

Look at what I'm getting :3:



No more only posting in the bird thread for meee!

What a beautiful kitty! :neckbeard:

It helps she reminds me very much so of a childhood boy kitty we had. Almost identical markings, especially if she has a wobbly looking heart on one side of her body.

adventure in the sandbox
Nov 24, 2005



Things change


I love to torture myself by snooping in the pet section on Kijiji (more popular than Craigslist in my area). And of course what better thing to check out than ads for GSDs? I found a really weird ad, for a 3-year-old male GSD, apparently ScH2, for sale. The owner is concerned that he is becoming protective around other dogs :raise: The dog was originally purchased for $1800 and now he's for sale for $250?!

I just emailed the breeder with a link to the ad. I hope they answer me with the resolution :ohdear: I'm so curious.

Skizzles
Feb 21, 2009

Live, Laugh, Love,
Poop in a box.
After looking at the breeder's dogs I think $250 is asking a little much.

Finagle
Feb 18, 2007

Looks like we have a neighsayer

JimmydaFish posted:

So handsome but have a major urge to boop that pink nose.

I have a cat that looks very similar. The urge to boop the nose is uh... not one I am good at resisting. Thankfully she takes it in stride!

adventure in the sandbox
Nov 24, 2005



Things change


Skizzles posted:

After looking at the breeder's dogs I think $250 is asking a little much.

Haha, I know. I feel so bad for those frogdogs who are only titled in the showring. Their dogs don't seem the type to be in schutzhund. The whole thing seems fishy.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Skizzles posted:

After looking at the breeder's dogs I think $250 is asking a little much.



Is that a normal german shepherd thing? :stare:

E: And in the gallery there's a few normal-ish looking dogs. But god, those breeders are scraping the ground.

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Invalid Octopus
Jun 30, 2008

When is dinner?

adventure in the sandbox posted:

Haha, I know. I feel so bad for those frogdogs who are only titled in the showring. Their dogs don't seem the type to be in schutzhund. The whole thing seems fishy.

Nah, frogdogs can do Schutzhund too. This guy was BOG at Crufts in 2011, has the dumb rear, and is SchH3. I mean, he doesn't have the worst back end I've seen, but it's not great.

e: I don't look at GSD breeders a lot or anything, but it seems like Canada has some really weirdly bred ones.

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