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Napoleon I
Oct 31, 2005

Goons of the Fifth, you recognize me. If any man would shoot his emperor, he may do so now.
Assigning people to practice areas or forcing them to choose a month after you take the bar is a tremendous dick move.

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entris
Oct 22, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Feces Starship posted:

I know employment is the firm's most important section.

Go with employment, no question. Litigation departments have one of the worst work-life ratios, and in a few years you will be thankful to be in the employment department - especially if you have a family.

You said that employment is the firm's most important section. That tells me that the employment department will be more stable in the long-run, because marketing and business developing will make sure to feed it. It probably also means that there is more work to go around.

It's also good to be in your firm's best department because that means your resume looks great. In terms of long-term career growth, it's better to be in a strong department than a weak department.

Feces Starship
Nov 11, 2008

in the great green room
goodnight moon
You guys own. Any more advice would be appreciated though. I'm heavily beginning to just lean towards staying mum and riding this because I think it's the right call, but any other opinions?

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Feces Starship posted:

You guys own. Any more advice would be appreciated though. I'm heavily beginning to just lean towards staying mum and riding this because I think it's the right call, but any other opinions?

Relax and enjoy employment. Employment is one of the most portable practices ever, because companies always want boots on the ground where the claims come from (unlike, say, patent litigation, where NY/SF + a local covers practically everything, even if all the cases weren't filed in Marshall or Wilmington anyway).

woozle wuzzle
Mar 10, 2012
FWIW, a friend of mine did biglaw employment. Two years of billable requirements drove her batshit crazy, but she was marketable as in-house counsel. She shifted in-house into one of her larger corporate clients, and works a 9-5 while her old biglaw firm does the heavy lifting. She loves getting discovery requests on Friday, emailing it over to her old firm and saying "seeya Monday!".

commish
Sep 17, 2009


Do whatever it is you prefer to do. This is YOUR career, don't let the firm bully you into doing a practice you don't want to do. Trust me, those people you "stiff" will get over it in 5 seconds. Lawyers come and go.

That said, personally I'd rather do Employment because it'll be easier to transfer your skills to another position once you tire of the firm.

HiddenReplaced
Apr 21, 2007

Yeah...
it's wanking time.

Feces Starship posted:

You guys own. Any more advice would be appreciated though. I'm heavily beginning to just lean towards staying mum and riding this because I think it's the right call, but any other opinions?

Does the employment group not do litigation?

prussian advisor
Jan 15, 2007

The day you see a camera come into our courtroom, its going to roll over my dead body.
True litigation is criminal litigation, which I assume isn't what your firm's litigation group does. So yeah, employment.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
So does the date that Google gives as the date of a website in its search results count as an admission of prior art against Google as an assignee? Inquiring minds want to know.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)
If you dream of spending your career in an amlaw 50/100 type place, I would say general litigation. There is generally quite a bit of downward rate pressure in employment litigation, and it seems pretty tough to maintain a viable employment practice at a top firm.

Green Crayons
Apr 2, 2009

gvibes posted:

There is generally quite a bit of downward rate pressure in employment litigation, and it seems pretty tough to maintain a viable employment practice at a top firm.
I was going to post this exact same thing. Not that I have any real world experience with it, but all the attorneys I talked to during the summer about employment lit said the exact same thing about the "commoditization of the practice." Not my words.

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

prussian advisor posted:

True litigation is criminal litigation, which I assume isn't what your firm's litigation group does. So yeah, employment.

No zealot like a swampland convert, eh?

Civil lit owns compel arbitration in international contracts all day every day.

Ani
Jun 15, 2001
illum non populi fasces, non purpura regum / flexit et infidos agitans discordia fratres

Feces Starship posted:

You guys own. Any more advice would be appreciated though. I'm heavily beginning to just lean towards staying mum and riding this because I think it's the right call, but any other opinions?
If you want to do lit more you should ask for it now, because you'll probably get it, but in a year if you still want to do lit it will be nearly impossible to transfer.

What kind of stuff does the employment group do? If it's exec comp & benefits work that's deal-driven, doing it will pretty much foreclose any litigation dreams that you have.

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels

Napoleon I posted:

Assigning people to practice areas or forcing them to choose a month after you take the bar is a tremendous dick move.

Yeah this confused me too. Our firm gives us a full year to decide and actually expects you to drift around for at least six months before getting comfortable anywhere.

FWIW, putting aside your thoughts on the substance of the work, it's probably a good idea to get a strong grasp on the market for employment lawyers in your area. For example, in SoCal, employment people are a dime a dozen and it's considered a tough practice for young associates to enter into because 1. it's hard to get a niche and 2. there's lots of competition from mid-sized places that charge a lot less.

And I say you screw your courage to the post and ask for litigation if that's what you want. Better to risk ruffling feathers now than being locked into something you're iffy about.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

The Warszawa posted:

No zealot like a swampland convert, eh?

Civil lit owns compel arbitration in international contracts all day every day.

arbitation /= litigation

civil lit:crim lit :: getting ready to go on a date:having sex

Litigation is more interesting, engaging, varied and more like what you went to law school for. On the other hand, as entris pointed out, your law/life balance ... won't.

If you just liked the litigation section more than the employment law section, that probably isn't enough to justify rocking the boat. If litigation anywhere was what you saw yourself doing, and not employment law, try to jump to the litigation section.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Aug 7, 2012

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

joat mon posted:

arbitation /= litigation

civil lit:lit :: getting ready to go on a date:having sex

Litigation is more interesting, engaging, varied and more like what you went to law school for. On the other hand, your law/life balance ... won't.

If you just liked the litigation section more than the employment law section, that probably isn't enough to justify rocking the boat. If litigation anywhere was what you saw yourself doing, and not employment law, try to jump to the litigation section.

Compelling arbitration is litigation, I just don't give a poo poo about it once it gets to arbitration merits.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

sigmachiev posted:

Yeah this confused me too. Our firm gives us a full year to decide and actually expects you to drift around for at least six months before getting comfortable anywhere.
This is pretty rare as far as I know. IME, most firms will start you in one practice group and it's not easy to switch.

Napoleon I
Oct 31, 2005

Goons of the Fifth, you recognize me. If any man would shoot his emperor, he may do so now.
Many things that are common are still tremendous dick moves.

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.
We had to rank preferences on our departure forms before our summer associateships finished, before we got offers. We'll apparently be told the spring before we start.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Just had a client tell me that it's his constitutional right to not work.

I just nodded.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Athenry posted:

Just had a client tell me that it's his constitutional right to not work.

I just nodded.
I mean, that's technically correct, right (at least since the 13th amendment (unless he was drafted I guess))

commish
Sep 17, 2009

gvibes posted:

This is pretty rare as far as I know. IME, most firms will start you in one practice group and it's not easy to switch.

Really? I think the opposite is true - it's more common that you're not really pegged to one practice group from the start. Some have you do rotations, some give you a year or two to find your own way, but I'm not sure any of my friends (and I wasn't) were locked into a group when you start. If so, that's just crazy - incoming associates usually have no idea what it is to work in a certain practice group.

Dogen
May 5, 2002

Bury my body down by the highwayside, so that my old evil spirit can get a Greyhound bus and ride

Linguica posted:

I mean, that's technically correct, right (at least since the 13th amendment (unless he was drafted I guess))

I think there was an implied "and get unemployment/disability" in there.

Or some kind of payment for not working.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

commish posted:

Really? I think the opposite is true - it's more common that you're not really pegged to one practice group from the start. Some have you do rotations, some give you a year or two to find your own way, but I'm not sure any of my friends (and I wasn't) were locked into a group when you start. If so, that's just crazy - incoming associates usually have no idea what it is to work in a certain practice group.
Per NALP, all the big Chicago firms answered No to "Rotation for junior associates between departments/practice groups?"

Maybe things are different in different markets.

e: Yeah, after doing some skimming, seems like rotations are much more common in other markets.

gvibes fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Aug 7, 2012

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Finally told Mississippi College--the T4 I applied to in case my life sucked so much I wanted to go to school on a free ride, live with my parents, and have no possibility of employment afterwards--I wasn't going to be in school with them this year. They assumed that after I no showed on orientation, although I have not made any communication with them in four months since I got a job.

I feel like a dick but I could've sworn there was a second deposit I had to pay in June/July in which my lack of payment was supposed to be notification I wasn't coming. Oh well, gently caress you lovely law school.

DarkHelmutt
Jan 10, 2011
Employment is definitely the way to go. I was at the University of Texas but missed finals due to my intestines dying.

Had a ten-day hospital visit, surgery, and a foot of intestines removed, plus some other bowel tissue and my appendix.

They said "piss off", so now I'm taking an almost-free ride at Saint Mary's, a Tier Four hellhole in San Antonio.

I'm livid to the point where I have forgotten proper comma use. Bright side, I'm employment so...screw firms, I'm workin' oil and gas in Houston once this ride is over. Thank you, family connections and an actual functioning legal economy somewhere in this god-forsaken field.

wacko_-
Mar 29, 2004

Baruch Obamawitz posted:

So does the date that Google gives as the date of a website in its search results count as an admission of prior art against Google as an assignee? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yes, because its late in the biweek. Get your drat counts.

Also, I'd say probably.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

wacko_- posted:

Yes, because its late in the biweek. Get your drat counts.

Also, I'd say probably.

I actually turned that in Monday so I'm done for the biweek the rest of the week. :coolfish:

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account
Can any IP folks here recommend a date-tracking program for patents and the like? Ideally I'd like to set up a database for all our prosecution work that we can use to set up automated emails about maintenance/utility fees, since right now our firm does all that stuff manually.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

crankdatbatman posted:

Finally told Mississippi College--the T4 I applied to in case my life sucked so much I wanted to go to school on a free ride, live with my parents, and have no possibility of employment afterwards--I wasn't going to be in school with them this year. They assumed that after I no showed on orientation, although I have not made any communication with them in four months since I got a job.

I feel like a dick but I could've sworn there was a second deposit I had to pay in June/July in which my lack of payment was supposed to be notification I wasn't coming. Oh well, gently caress you lovely law school.

MC and Ole Miss are both pretty great T4 schools. If you want to stay in Mississippi. And possibly still be unemployed.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Ethics hypothetical:

Judge passes client's criminal case for two weeks.
The official court minute is entered as 'case dismissed, client ordered released from custody.'
Nobody notices until client's counsel is prepping of the next court date and discoveres the dismissal.
Client was actually released and cannot be located.

What should counsel do?

Client confidentiality [comment]
Candor to the tribunal [comment]
Preamble and Scope

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Elotana posted:

Can any IP folks here recommend a date-tracking program for patents and the like? Ideally I'd like to set up a database for all our prosecution work that we can use to set up automated emails about maintenance/utility fees, since right now our firm does all that stuff manually.
Holy hell, no software?

I think we used CPI - Computer Packages Inc.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

joat mon posted:

Ethics hypothetical:

Judge passes client's criminal case for two weeks.
The official court minute is entered as 'case dismissed, client ordered released from custody.'
Nobody notices until client's counsel is prepping of the next court date and discoveres the dismissal.
Client was actually released and cannot be located.

What should counsel do?

Client confidentiality [comment]
Candor to the tribunal [comment]
Preamble and Scope

Send a bill to the client for services rendered?

woozle wuzzle
Mar 10, 2012

joat mon posted:

Ethics hypothetical:

Judge passes client's criminal case for two weeks.
The official court minute is entered as 'case dismissed, client ordered released from custody.'
Nobody notices until client's counsel is prepping of the next court date and discoveres the dismissal.
Client was actually released and cannot be located.

What should counsel do?

Client confidentiality [comment]
Candor to the tribunal [comment]
Preamble and Scope

No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

joat mon posted:

Ethics hypothetical:

Judge passes client's criminal case for two weeks.
The official court minute is entered as 'case dismissed, client ordered released from custody.'
Nobody notices until client's counsel is prepping of the next court date and discoveres the dismissal.
Client was actually released and cannot be located.

What should counsel do?

Client confidentiality [comment]
Candor to the tribunal [comment]
Preamble and Scope

I don't think counsel has an ethical duty to do anything, as the court's release of his client is not based on any (mis)representation of law or fact of the case by any party, but rather the court's own clerical error. Furthermore, correcting the clerical error is probably going to hurt his client's interests as the client would be thrown back in jail (this may happen anyways once the court discovers the error). The only real ethical duty I think of would be to make sure and try and notify the client that his case has not, in fact, been dismissed and ask how he/she wants to resolve the situation. Obviously, you may run into some problems there as apparently he cannot be located.

As a practical matter, if it were me what I'd do next would depend a lot on the case. At some point, either the court or the DA is going to catch the error so it isn't as if this is a permanent resolution to the case.

Is the case likely to go to trial or is it going to plead out (and what is the plea deal)? Did I file a speedy trial motion prior to the clerical error (and, depending on your state's law, will the client have a stronger motion to dismiss for speedy trial violation due to delay)? If we are going to trial, are there any defense or state witnesses or evidence that might be unavailable to testify/be introduced due to the delay? If the case is going to plead, does the DA seem like the type that's going to yank the plea offer? Is my client likely to use this Get Out of Jail free card to rack up more charges?

GamingHyena fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Aug 8, 2012

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


gvibes posted:

Holy hell, no software?

I think we used CPI - Computer Packages Inc.

We also use CPI.

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

gvibes posted:

Holy hell, no software?
My boss is one of those dinosaurs whose secretary is responsible for printing all of his emails, sending them home to him each night, and then transcribing his dictated responses the next day. :cripes: So you'll send him an email that you finished X thing and then get an email 36 hours later excoriating you for not having finished X yet.

I'm trying to drag us into the 21st century but it's difficult because I am a young attorney and therefore always wrong about everything.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Elotana posted:

My boss is one of those dinosaurs whose secretary is responsible for printing all of his emails, sending them home to him each night, and then transcribing his dictated responses the next day. :cripes: So you'll send him an email that you finished X thing and then get an email 36 hours later excoriating you for not having finished X yet.

I'm trying to drag us into the 21st century but it's difficult because I am a young attorney and therefore always wrong about everything.

I'm kinda surprised your firm can even get malpractice insurance (or at least not pay through the nose for it) for patent prosecution without having proper docketing software.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Elotana posted:

My boss is one of those dinosaurs whose secretary is responsible for printing all of his emails, sending them home to him each night, and then transcribing his dictated responses the next day. :cripes: So you'll send him an email that you finished X thing and then get an email 36 hours later excoriating you for not having finished X yet.

I'm trying to drag us into the 21st century but it's difficult because I am a young attorney and therefore always wrong about everything.

Just show him how much time/money/client grief you'll save by implementing it. That tends to work.

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The Dagda
Nov 22, 2005

Space law is going to keep all the fresh new law grads employed, right guys?

quote:

Surprisingly, it's not the legal profession's equivalent of a degree in fine arts. Far from it. Short of bumping into Alf, the final frontier for space law is extraterrestrial mining. Planetary Resources, the asteroid mining venture backed by filmmaker James Cameron and Googlers Larry Page and Eric Schmidt, is entering a legal gray area. “Outer space mining, in legal terms, is the Wild West,” Griffith tells Fast Company. Lawyer Michael Listner wrote an article on the topic that notes no one has truly figured out sovereignty laws for outer space and private, non-governmental exploration--the United States or China cannot claim sovereignty over an asteroid, but private corporations might. Planetary Resources, for their part, claims that asteroids do not count as “celestial bodies” regulated by the 1967 treaty because meteorites, which are asteroids that fell to earth, are not covered under it. If Planetary Resources really does succeed in starting up extraterrestrial mining operations, the value of the minerals it finds might pale in comparison to space lawyers' billable hours.

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