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OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!

Bruce Leroy posted:

I know you're being somewhat facetious but it's actually true. There's currently a protest boycott going on against Starbucks by some right-wing Christians because the company supports gay rights and marriage equality.
<Insert joke about Appreciate Starbucks Day, where gay rights supporting hippie liberals go buy lattes at Starbucks, being indistinguishable from any other day>

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Stalingrad posted:

^^^^

I know that's hyperbole, but Andy is married with kids, his daughter used to argue with him on conservapedia over physics pages, because well, she knew what she was talking about, at least some of the time.

I imagine she hates her dad for naming her after her horrible grandmother.

Yea, its hyperbolic, and a joke, but people from CP and Freep and other far right websites that post this kind of insanity I have no doubt that in their minds harbour a great fear every time they see someone who they see as representing the enemy.

I mean, don't these people normally live in gated communities or small towns where they "don't take kindly to certain types of people", and not in large towns or cities where there is pretty much constant contact between various groups.

Rose Wreck
Jun 15, 2012
So after all of that "will being foreign/from a country with gay marriage/from an increasingly atheistic nation lead to underperforming?" ruckus, hints of an impending meltdown from the column intending to track the correlation of gay marriage with failure:

quote:

Too early to tell. Listed below are the country's medal totals for the last Olympics prior to implementing same sex-marriage (which can be seen as a fair proxy for their totals this year), along with actual totals for this year so far. Denmark, Canada, and Sweden have already overperformed, while the Netherlands and Spain are clearly underperforming. For the others, it's too early to tell.

:colbert: Stop that overperforming! We do not underexceed expectations. We do not exceed expectations. We do exactly as we did before. Back in the box!

[e: I did not even know "overperforming" was a word before.]

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
To be fair most non-insane people use over-preforming to simply mean 'better than projections', it's just Andy's venom that makes it sound creepy.

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
:siren: Goons Assemble :siren:

Conservapedia posted:

Live internet debate on the 15 questions for evolutionists today. It is being held at 10pm Eastern Standard Time (United States time) at this free chat room.

United States Time :smug:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Siroc posted:

:siren: Goons Assemble :siren:


United States Time :smug:

I think Australia has an Eastern time zone, so it's possible for there to be confusion. Although it's probably going to be at 10 pm Eastern Daylight Time, and they don't realize it.

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!
If it's moderated by Conservative or Andy then good luck making it past the first 3 questions without getting banned.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
"How can we, as atheists, continue hating Christianity when all the evidence overwhelmingly supports the Divinity of Christ?".

And as a follow up, I'm tired of being fat and girlish. What do you reccomend?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Is Conservative even trying these days to hide the fact that he's shockofgod? It's an awfully kept secret if true.

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

More insightful olympic coverage from the trustworthy encyclopaedia

http://www.conservapedia.com/Joke_sports

quote:

Examples of joke sports include:

Badminton
Beach volleyball
BMX cycling
Rhythmic gymnastics
Olympic soccer[1]
Synchronized swimming
Swimming relays[2]
Swimming medleys[3]
Table tennis
Women's boxing and wrestling

Either than the fact that none of those are "joke sports", love the misogyny.

This is literally just a list of sports Andy doesn't like.

Edit: oddly enough if you check the edit log, he removed Women's fencing and shooting from that list, probably because only liberals hate guns, but kept in Women's boxing etc. because "it's overshadowed by the Men's events".

gently caress you Andy.



Stalingrad fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Aug 10, 2012

Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Kinda surprised the WNBA didn't make the list if that's his attitude.


e: Or is he only talking about Olympic events? (Women's basketball being one of them)

Binowru fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Aug 10, 2012

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Well to be honest, olympic football is kind of a joke, at least the men's event.

Rose Wreck
Jun 15, 2012
From the talk page, insight from Andy as to why women's boxing is on the list:

quote:

The other female sports you list seem more legitimate than women's boxing. Women's boxing appears to be particularly artificial - how often are there schoolyard boxing matches between girls?--Andy Schlafly 19:55, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

True, I have never seen a children's boxing match break out. Unlike schoolyard swimming matches. Those happened all the time. Even in the cafeteria.

quote:

I've added "underlying purpose" to the sport as a criterion. More insights are welcome.--Andy Schlafly 00:13, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

What is the underlying purpose of any sport? CasparRH 10:26, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Still amazed he has not yet been banned.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Why is synchronized swimming a joke sport but pair skating is not?

Kieselguhr Kid
May 16, 2010

WHY USE ONE WORD WHEN SIX FUCKING PARAGRAPHS WILL DO?

(If this post doesn't passive-aggressively lash out at one of the women in Auspol please send the police to do a welfare check.)
I'm just amazed anyone actually bothers to argue with or contradict Andy. Like, I don't even go on the site and even I apparently have a better idea of how it works than people who actually edit the loving thing.

Stalingrad posted:

This is literally just a list of sports Andy doesn't like.

Congratulations, you've cracked open the key to Andy's ongoing task to categorise every single person, object and institution as either liberal or conservative.

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

Kieselguhr Kid posted:

I'm just amazed anyone actually bothers to argue with or contradict Andy. Like, I don't even go on the site and even I apparently have a better idea of how it works than people who actually edit the loving thing.


Congratulations, you've cracked open the key to Andy's ongoing task to categorise every single person, object and institution as either liberal or conservative.

I'm well aware of Andy's ways, I've been following his descent into madness for quite a while.

Theres normally at least some logical consistency to Andy's madness, yes I know it all comes down to what he does and doesn't like, but it's not always this arbitrary.

Usually it's based on decisions he's already made (or other conservative pundits) no matter how spurious, I.e. "Britain is atheist, therefore football (sorry, soccer) is liberal!"

He's now got a hate on for the swimming medley because "it would look silly on land"
:psyduck:

Stalingrad fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Aug 10, 2012

Gourd of Taste
Sep 11, 2006

by Ralp
The reasoning comes after the value judgement.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Wouldnt a swimming medley on land just be a Decathalon, or similar event where you have to be skillful in more than one area?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea, when do girls ever break out in boxing matches? I mean when I was a young boy we had boxing matches all the time, someone would call someone a queermo or make fun of their mom, and then after a few rounds of carefully regulated punches a ref would step in and give the kids a score and they'd shake hands respectfully at the judgement.

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

And of course, the Women would fence and shoot to settle their differences.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Stalingrad posted:

And of course, the Women would fence and shoot to settle their differences.

Remember slap bracelets? poo poo might as well have been called foilz for kidz (because z's were popular at the time).

Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Does Andy really not distinguish between schoolyard fights and professional boxing matches? :psyduck:

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Stalingrad posted:

More insightful olympic coverage from the trustworthy encyclopaedia

http://www.conservapedia.com/Joke_sports


Either than the fact that none of those are "joke sports", love the misogyny.

This is literally just a list of sports Andy doesn't like.

Edit: oddly enough if you check the edit log, he removed Women's fencing and shooting from that list, probably because only liberals hate guns, but kept in Women's boxing etc. because "it's overshadowed by the Men's events".

gently caress you Andy.

Yeah, I saw that linked from Badmington and would just like to send a resounding "gently caress you" to Andy too. Fucker wouldn't know real sports if it broke his kneecaps.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Has someone bragged about how Christian Korea just destroyed heathen Japan for the Bronze in Football?

If anyone is breaking that wall, they really should play with that.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Yeah, I saw that linked from Badmington and would just like to send a resounding "gently caress you" to Andy too. Fucker wouldn't know real sports if it broke his kneecaps.

I played badminton on the beach when I was a kid therefore it is a child's game therefore it is a joke :downswords:

Ignore how young boys commonly box.

internaut
Mar 2, 2007

I don't stop for nothin', kid.
That live stream mentioned earlier is currently ongoing.
http://login.meetcheap.com/conference,89538844

You just need to type a name and click okay, you don't need to register. However they've disabled all chat so you can only listen. I am currently learning about how just because some things clearly evolve over time, this doesn't "prove" evolution.

edit: despite just sitting in the room listening, I was IP banned. They're onto us :tinfoil:

internaut fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Aug 11, 2012

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Stalingrad posted:

More insightful olympic coverage from the trustworthy encyclopaedia

http://www.conservapedia.com/Joke_sports


Either than the fact that none of those are "joke sports", love the misogyny.

This is literally just a list of sports Andy doesn't like.

Edit: oddly enough if you check the edit log, he removed Women's fencing and shooting from that list, probably because only liberals hate guns, but kept in Women's boxing etc. because "it's overshadowed by the Men's events".

gently caress you Andy.

Somehow they overlooked Dressage. :monocle:

Rose Wreck
Jun 15, 2012
No, no, they didn't. Back to the Talk page!

quote:

Just because it's hard to do doesn't make it a serious sport. Ballet is hard to do. So is playing the 'cello. Neither of those are sports. Just because it has a long history doesn't make it a serious sport. It is an elitist activity that the average sports fan cares nothing about. RayM 10:02, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

SharonW just removed it from the list because she thought it was trolling to have it there. SharonW confuses me; why is she there? She seems moderate.

quote:

I have yet to see an "informed opinion" on any of the sports listed on this page. What I see is a bunch of editors who think it's fun to disparage hard-working athletes for their own amusement. SharonW 10:27, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Welcome to Conservapedia. It's what ASchlafly does. RayM 11:00, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Why do you add to it if you don't agree with the premise? SharonW 11:06, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Seems, I guess.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Rose Wreck posted:

No, no, they didn't. Back to the Talk page!


SharonW just removed it from the list because she thought it was trolling to have it there. SharonW confuses me; why is she there? She seems moderate.


Seems, I guess.

That... What?

"This is stupid, why is it like this?"
"Because Andy is stupid"
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHY ARE YOU HERE!!"

Wasn't she implying she didn't like it?

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Let's play a game called 'where does the average intelligent reader stop reading?'

Soccer

quote:

Soccer is a popular joke sport

2012 Summer Olympics

quote:

The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, officially known as the Games of the XXX Olympiad and informally as London 2012, is occurring in London from July 27 through August 12. During the Modern Olympic Games, the pagan origins of the Olympics have been replaced by faith-based achievement
Nearly two full sentences!

Liberal

quote:

A liberal is someone who favors censorship of Christianity

Windozer
Nov 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Stoat posted:

Let's play a game called 'where does the average intelligent reader stop reading?'

http://www.conservapedia.com/Magic

quote:

Magic is the production of seemingly physically impossible occurrences that conflict with the natural laws by a person or people. The source of magic differs depending on the practitioner religious or philosophical beliefs.

So magic is apparently motherfucking real.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Jews

quote:

Judaism was the first monotheistic religion,

Zoroastrianism never happened.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Ex-homosexuals

quote:

In regards to the question

ugh

http://www.conservapedia.com/Socialism

Not even one word, since your eyes are immediately drawn to the giant picture of Hitler.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Windozer posted:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Magic


So magic is apparently motherfucking real.



You should have slogged on. I had to screencap this for posterity




Conservapedia Bronies

Which got me to look for this

http://www.conservapedia.com/My_Little_Pony

Fried Chicken fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Aug 11, 2012

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002


To be fair (and I feel bad for sort-of defending conservapedia here), Zoroastrianism isn't/wasn't originally monotheistic was it? I always learned that it was focused on dualism, which does make it a fairly obvious progenitor to something like modern Christianity where everything is either "Acceptable" or "PART OF SATAN'S NEFARIOUS SCHEME", but it still recognized two distinct deities.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Ah yes, a half hour toy commercial is clearly vehemently anti-capitalist.

Diolatian
Apr 25, 2012

Nenonen posted:

Devil created Australia afterwards to test our faith.

What really gets me is that there's separate rooms for Maltese dogs, Indian dogs, purebreeds, greyhounds and retrievers. Wait, what... purebreed? :staredog: That's not even a loving breed, you can have purebred dogs of any type and besides, different dog breeds do not constitute their own species. Except Indian dog, which, if it refers to Dhole is not even related to dogs and wolves but are more close to jackals. All cattle is in one room, though.

Pretty sure they did not have any of those breeds 6000 years ago, either.

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

Diolatian posted:

Pretty sure they did not have any of those breeds 6000 years ago, either.

Normally YEC's at least admit that dogs come from the grey wolf, the different rooms for each breed is new to me.

YEC's had to give up to some extent, hence why they came up with "baraminology", i.e. bullshit that claims that the bible says kinds of animal were made (baramins) and each baramin could change, but not become a new kind of animal.

So all birds can become different birds, but they have to stay birds.

They'll argue how far this can stretch amongst themselves, for obvious reasons, they can't go too far!
So some will be saying "well actually birds have multiple kinds" (i.e. a finch can't become an eagle), while others will be saying "all birds can become all birds".

This is one of the main things that made them stop calling it creationism and start calling it creation science, because well, they were theorising.

Obviously as always they have no idea what theory means in a scientific context, and use theory in the sense of an idea they just pulled out of their arse.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

internaut posted:

That live stream mentioned earlier is currently ongoing.
http://login.meetcheap.com/conference,89538844

You just need to type a name and click okay, you don't need to register. However they've disabled all chat so you can only listen. I am currently learning about how just because some things clearly evolve over time, this doesn't "prove" evolution.

edit: despite just sitting in the room listening, I was IP banned. They're onto us :tinfoil:

I managed to get on for a while yesterday, and asked a bunch of reasonable-sounding questions. And some of the people there had obvious goon usernames. The sheer hypocrisy and intellectual dishonesty was overwhelming.

(At one point, the mod said that there are no possible positive consequences to gay sex. An obvious goon pointed out that, well, it makes the people who do it feel good. However, apparently that doesn't count.)

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

Hahaha they're telling me bats are birds, the bibles right, and it's humans making a mistake.

Also whales are fish.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

So would it be fair to say that the anti-evolution people think that "evolution" IRL happens just like evolution in Pokémon games?

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Rose Wreck
Jun 15, 2012
That was actually quite sad. Dude was linking us to studies that disproved his assertions, then claiming that it was obvious that these people who did this work and drew these conclusions were entirely wrong about what their work meant, then saying everyone who disagreed was stupid. Straight past pride into hubris.

Also seemed to think that definitions were solid things.

Also admitted that aliens were a plausible intelligent designer and he argued for them because there was just as much indication it was them as it was a god, but did not seem to draw any conclusions from this.

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