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that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

The DVD's come in a variety of colors, such as blue and black, and also have a phallus etched onto them.[citation needed]

what's this from?

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Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

Toyota_AE86 #In_Popular_Culture

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

that awful man posted:

what's this from?

not worthless tho http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_in_Wonderland

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Cold on a Cob posted:

lol i remember that stupid fad

me too

I feel old.


at least I don't read blogs like a sucker now

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Symbolic Butt posted:

me too

I feel old.


at least I don't read blogs like a sucker now

someone should write a book that distills all the actually useful advice one could have on personal time management / getting things done /etc.

problem is it would be like 3 pages long and make no money. i hate self-help bullshit.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Cold on a Cob posted:

problem is it would be like 3 pages long
at least that would save time reading it

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

mods namechange posted:

at least that would save time reading it
see but the problem is people that buy self help poo poo don't want quick answers even if they are correct they want to avoid real work by procrastinating via elaborate productivity enhancing systems and tools

so nobody would buy the book it would be too efficient

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
self help books aren't about getting better, they're about crawling up your own rear end in a top hat and then wondering why your hair smells bad

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Louis & Bebe Baron do the soundtrack for Alien :cool:

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Man wrestling alligator (illustration)

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
rip steve, australian hero

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

from a distance this looks like a caucasian penis wrestling a latino penis

not that there's anything wrong with that

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Guido van Possum posted:

rip steve, australian hero

yeah, rip

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i was doing the hipster pda thing before it was cool

yeah, that's right

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

i think somebody posted this before but it needs to be posted again

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
In the winter of 1963, Mr. Clean played a police officer "Grimefighter" who arrested dirt problems.

In April 1965, Mr. Clean got mad at dirt and appeared as "New, Mean Mr. Clean".

In the spring of 1966, Mr. Clean played "two-fisted" grime fighter, who knocked out dirt with one hand and left the shine with the other.

In spring 1966, Mr. Clean offered clean and shine, in the "Mr. Clean leaves a sheen where you clean" campaign. He grew whiskers for brute strength, had a black eye to show floor "shiner" and testified in court against dirt.

In Spring 1968, Mr. Clean was a "Changed Man" and was reformulated to include pine aroma and better cleaning "in the bucket."

In the summer of 1974, "Two Fisted Mr. Clean" was introduced, who was great at cleaning on one hand and on the other hand he leaves what's shiny gleaming.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

that awful man posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

i think somebody posted this before but it needs to be posted again

that thing to wash your hands with water that'll be used for the next flush is kinda neat, i guess

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

In the winter of 1963, Mr. Clean played a police officer "Grimefighter" who arrested dirt problems.

In April 1965, Mr. Clean got mad at dirt and appeared as "New, Mean Mr. Clean".

In the spring of 1966, Mr. Clean played "two-fisted" grime fighter, who knocked out dirt with one hand and left the shine with the other.

In spring 1966, Mr. Clean offered clean and shine, in the "Mr. Clean leaves a sheen where you clean" campaign. He grew whiskers for brute strength, had a black eye to show floor "shiner" and testified in court against dirt.

In Spring 1968, Mr. Clean was a "Changed Man" and was reformulated to include pine aroma and better cleaning "in the bucket."

In the summer of 1974, "Two Fisted Mr. Clean" was introduced, who was great at cleaning on one hand and on the other hand he leaves what's shiny gleaming.

Nice!

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:


                   :wink:

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Sound of typing on an IBM Model M Keyboard Part No: 139104

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lolcat.ogg
he sounds really sad

also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Spoken_articles

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
i am upset by the way he pronounces LOL

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awareness_ribbons


"National Zombie Apocalypse Awareness Week"

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

gotta get a Free Software Awareness ribbon

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Symbolic Butt posted:

gotta get a Free Software Awareness ribbon


someone edit that one so its asperger awareness too

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
its terrible too because all the dumb hicks into LOL ZOMBIE APOC aka "we're ignorant nerds cargo-culting weapons and survivalism" can't be reasoned with because any time you bring up that it might possibly include some racist undertones it's NAHHH ITS JUST FOR FUN, DUDE!

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i unironically loves me zombie genre crap but if you take it seriously enough to plan survivalist poo poo or do those zombie walks or talk about it lots on forums even, i can't help you (because euthenasia is illegal)

CaptainMeatpants
Jun 1, 2010

zombie stuff is rly just impotent gbs types that want to feel like a hero

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i'm reasonable and mature enough to realize that if a zombie apocalypse happened for real i'd be zombie chow in the first day because i'm a fat weak nerd that can't shoot worth poo poo

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

its terrible too because all the dumb hicks into LOL ZOMBIE APOC aka "we're ignorant nerds cargo-culting weapons and survivalism" can't be reasoned with because any time you bring up that it might possibly include some racist undertones it's NAHHH ITS JUST FOR FUN, DUDE!

i think y'all are reading way too into something thats just an offshoot of zany munkey cheze

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Also nerd isolation as they look at society and see people doing things they will never understand or participate in and wish they didn't exist

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
yospos im proud of you for not jumping straight to "they want to gun down hordes of dark-skinned people"

oh wait the first post about it went to that and i hadnt read the whole thing nvm

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
pakled again

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Pakled posted:

yospos im proud of you for not jumping straight to "they want to gun down hordes of dark-skinned people"

oh wait the first post about it went to that and i hadnt read the whole thing nvm

WE ARE SMART

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
a zombie apocalypse would allow me to finally realize my dream of murdering a ton of people

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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Vampires supremacy

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