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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

dee eight posted:

He was a tard.

Old Blue was Yukon's brother. He was white but not snowy white more like a lightly nicotine stained ivory and he had blue eyes. One looked forward and the other looked not quite forward.

As I said, he was a "special" cat and if he wasn't prone to random violent outbursts, he would have been the feline version of Lenny. You could look at his face and just hear in your mind "Tell me about the rabbits again, George"

Old Blue liked beer. I would open one and give him a bottle cap full. He'd lap it up and then look happy, and I suspect if he could he would say 'pull my paw' and fart.

He didn't age well. As he got older, he got fatter and stupider and scruffier. I think he was the only cat I ever met that smelled like a dog. He was happiest when he had beer, food, and some dirt to lay down on.

As our kittys aged and were well into their teens, Mrs d8 joked that with our luck Old Blue would outlive them all. She also suggested that when he croaked, we should have him taxidermied and filled with buckshot and use him as a doorstop. I allowed as that would be the most useful that Old Blue had ever been.

Well, Old Blue did outlive his siblings, but when he died we did not taxidermy him. I dug a grave for him next to Yukon's and Medusa's and as I was putting him in a box with a bottle of beer (for the afterlife) I made note of the fact that he didn't smell quite as bad as when he was alive.

emailing this post to the producers of marley & me

cinnamon snipe

# ? Aug 14, 2012 17:21

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:36

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

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# ? Aug 14, 2012 17:23

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

vapid cutlery posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-IdL63cp6c

same

# ? Aug 14, 2012 17:24

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

dee eight posted:

as I was putting him in a box with a bottle of beer (for the afterlife)

# ? Aug 14, 2012 18:26

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

vapid cutlery posted:

nippon cattes

got any joe updates?

# ? Aug 14, 2012 18:46

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

looking at the google translation for the last video of joe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khQnXvxIp-s) he was on his way to his new foster parents place. the guy who does these videos takes in strays and finds them homes i think, so probably no more joe vids

# ? Aug 14, 2012 18:48

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

vapid cutlery posted:

looking at the google translation for the last video of joe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khQnXvxIp-s) he was on his way to his new foster parents place. the guy who does these videos takes in strays and finds them homes i think, so probably no more joe vids

yay joe, have a nice forever home you hoppy bastard :3:

That dude is a good fella.

# ? Aug 14, 2012 18:59

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

glados broke my Da Bird now I gotta get a new one

# ? Aug 14, 2012 19:36

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

dee eight posted:

He was a tard.

Old Blue was Yukon's brother. He was white but not snowy white more like a lightly nicotine stained ivory and he had blue eyes. One looked forward and the other looked not quite forward.

As I said, he was a "special" cat and if he wasn't prone to random violent outbursts, he would have been the feline version of Lenny. You could look at his face and just hear in your mind "Tell me about the rabbits again, George"

Old Blue liked beer. I would open one and give him a bottle cap full. He'd lap it up and then look happy, and I suspect if he could he would say 'pull my paw' and fart.

He didn't age well. As he got older, he got fatter and stupider and scruffier. I think he was the only cat I ever met that smelled like a dog. He was happiest when he had beer, food, and some dirt to lay down on.

As our kittys aged and were well into their teens, Mrs d8 joked that with our luck Old Blue would outlive them all. She also suggested that when he croaked, we should have him taxidermied and filled with buckshot and use him as a doorstop. I allowed as that would be the most useful that Old Blue had ever been.

Well, Old Blue did outlive his siblings, but when he died we did not taxidermy him. I dug a grave for him next to Yukon's and Medusa's and as I was putting him in a box with a bottle of beer (for the afterlife) I made note of the fact that he didn't smell quite as bad as when he was alive.

the best thing is to imasgine the voice of sam elliot while reading this

# ? Aug 14, 2012 20:46

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

beatlegs posted:

the best thing is to imasgine the voice of sam elliot while reading this

Morgan Freeman here. But Sam Elliot works too :cheers:

# ? Aug 14, 2012 20:55

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

if i can pick i want john lithgow

# ? Aug 14, 2012 20:59

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

o heck i forgot to brag about the new socks i got in the mail

i got some hand knitted finnish wool leg socks, a gift from some appreciative finnish cattes

actually there is more to it than that but give me some time to make a proper post about it later

# ? Aug 14, 2012 21:15

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

no finnish it now!

# ? Aug 14, 2012 21:37

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Jonny 290 posted:

no finnish it now!

no i have a more pressing task at hand (doin the laundry)

# ? Aug 14, 2012 22:04

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

dee eight posted:

no i have a more pressing task at hand (doin the laundry)

I'm curious about just how much land and cat nip you cultivate if you have such a far flung customer base.

# ? Aug 14, 2012 22:06

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Trast posted:

I'm curious about just how much land and cat nip you cultivate if you have such a far flung customer base.

it's not quantity it's quality

# ? Aug 14, 2012 22:20

Startyde: Apr 19, 2007; come post with us, forever and ever and ever

I always imagined silos full of clandestine hydroponics, and beakers for some reason

# ? Aug 14, 2012 22:58

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

i imagine a gentleman with a large beard wandering his fields followed by a herd of cats.

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:01

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Trast posted:

I'm curious about just how much land and cat nip you cultivate if you have such a far flung customer base.

secret recon

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:05

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

lol goin ham

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:06

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Startyde posted:

I always imagined silos full of clandestine hydroponics, and beakers for some reason

it is dirt and sweat and skeeters and drinking beer while driving the pygmy tractor

also, gently caress you god for making quackgrass

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:07

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

we got rain here for the first time in forever and errything's bouncing back

my poblanos are really loving good this year

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:08

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

my only regret about living in an apartment is no north-facing windows so i can grow herbs or small plants. i tried a grow-light but it doesn't have enough power, so i'd have to invest in two to make it work :/

may look into a communal garden thing next year, i think that would be fun. i'd murder someone for some good peppers, maybe a melon or two.

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:10

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

i bet dee eight has a thresher the size of a house and rides it with a cat perched on his shoulder

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:10

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

also this is a video made by a crew following dee eight around for a couple days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:11

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

also this is a video made by a crew following dee eight around for a couple days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

i watched that and popped a massey ferguson

# ? Aug 14, 2012 23:29

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

review of that video upon watching about the 20th time: holds up about 80% to first time would watch again in another week

# ? Aug 15, 2012 00:07

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

no scope cornshot is still my fav internet thing

# ? Aug 15, 2012 00:21

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

i was just reminded of this record during a conversation about 'cat acceptable music'. i have an autographed vinyl copy, complete with 'kitten of the year' calendar poster. i think i paid $3 for it. the first song on it totally sounds like some poo poo your cats would get down to when you're not around. the rest of it is pretty much total crap.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 00:34

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

Sniep posted:

review of that video upon watching about the 20th time: holds up about 80% to first time would watch again in another week

agreed. i still chuckle just thinking about it.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 00:37

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Morgan Freeman here. But Sam Elliot works too

In 1966, Old Blue escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy pile of hairballs, a bottle of beer, and an old rock hammer, drat near worn down to the nub.

Old Blue - who crawled through a river of poo poo and came out cleaner on the other side.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 01:25

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

relative_q posted:

agreed. i still chuckle just thinking about it.

That song was in a trailer before prometheus and my bud and i started cracking up before the lovely ben stiller jokes even started

# ? Aug 15, 2012 01:51

Lum: Aug 13, 2003

# ? Aug 15, 2012 02:26

La petite z0rt: Aug 4, 2012

lol

# ? Aug 15, 2012 02:54

La petite z0rt: Aug 4, 2012

A Curvy Goonette posted:

i imagine a gentleman with a large beard wandering his fields followed by a herd of cats.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 02:55

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

# ? Aug 15, 2012 03:03

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Pilli posted:

ded catte

# ? Aug 15, 2012 03:05

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pilli posted:

And so... The wanderer was lost to the wastes... From whence he came.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 03:08

regularizer: Mar 5, 2012

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

also this is a video made by a crew following dee eight around for a couple days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

holy wow

CaptainMeatpants posted:

no scope cornshot

mods namechange

# ? Aug 15, 2012 03:18

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:36

Drink and Fight: Feb 2, 2003

crosspost from PI:

What is everyone's favorite automated cat box? I have a Litter Robot, which owns, but two of my cats won't use it. I also have a Scoop Free automatic, which is ok, but I'm sick of paying for crystals.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 04:05

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