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complicated shoes
Sep 11, 2001

Do you do tongue pushups?
Shut up, ya old bag!

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

ELAINE: Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about. The Pain And The Yearning.
(reads from the box) 'An old woman experiences pain and yearning.' A hundred
and ninety-two minutes?

KRAMER: That's a lotta yearning, huh?

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
You were making out during Schindler's List?!

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

Any way we can get where Kramer starts to tip over?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Robnoxious posted:

ELAINE: Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about. The Pain And The Yearning.
(reads from the box) 'An old woman experiences pain and yearning.' A hundred
and ninety-two minutes?

KRAMER: That's a lotta yearning, huh?

We have a wide variety of Gene picks :)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Ehud posted:

We have a wide variety of Gene picks :)

Pfffff. Gene's trash.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

How about a gif of Jerry shaking the bottle after Elaine (George? I think it was Elaine) complains about shaking everything and Jerry says "yeah this is a killer" (or whatever)

That cracks me up every time

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

haljordan posted:

Pfffff. Gene's trash.

Aww Ann Landers SUCKS!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






T. Mascis posted:

Aww Ann Landers SUCKS!

I always questioned whether putting a potentially dangerous suspect in the back with two random strangers was proper police procedure.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Do you know about the cups?

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Any way we can get where Kramer starts to tip over?



here is the whole thing for T. Mascis

myron cope posted:

How about a gif of Jerry shaking the bottle after Elaine (George? I think it was Elaine) complains about shaking everything and Jerry says "yeah this is a killer" (or whatever)

That cracks me up every time

Which is episode is this from? I know what you're talking about but I can't remember when that is.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

david puddy posted:


Which is episode is this from? I know what you're talking about but I can't remember when that is.

Season 6 Ep 16 - The Beard.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say


e: improved

strap on revenge fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Aug 15, 2012

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

BLOW OUT THE drat CANDLES!!!!

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

david puddy posted:



e: improved

You are truly a king

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

haljordan posted:

Pfffff. Gene's trash.

I'm Gene :smith:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Ehud posted:

I'm Gene :smith:

Look, lesbians.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

Wait, what is this? Is this an episode I haven't seen?

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

User-Friendly posted:

Wait, what is this? Is this an episode I haven't seen?

Pretty sure it's from the episode with Eric the Clown, Kramer as Superman in the toe-bus incident. If you haven't seen it. I envy you. It's a phenomenal episode.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


God I can hear them shouting in my head, it's glorious :allears:

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Capt. Sticl posted:

Pretty sure it's from the episode with Eric the Clown, Kramer as Superman in the toe-bus incident. If you haven't seen it. I envy you. It's a phenomenal episode.

I thought it was Batman, or am I thinking about another incident with Kramer on a bus?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

McDragon posted:

I thought it was Batman, or am I thinking about another incident with Kramer on a bus?

Nope, they all agreed he was Batman

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog twelve miles off the coast of Nantucket *click*

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

McDragon posted:

I thought it was Batman, or am I thinking about another incident with Kramer on a bus?

It was man.... in a cape.

stevesy
Aug 6, 2011

BYAAAAH

neoboman posted:

The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog twelve miles off the coast of Nantucket *click*

It's in my book "Astonishing Tales of the Sea", 51 people died.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
How many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30? 40?

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

neoboman posted:

BLOW OUT THE drat CANDLES!!!!

STOP IT FRANK, YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Iron Crowned posted:

Nope, they all agreed he was Batman

Yeah, yeah... I am Batman. :byodood:

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Gyshall posted:

Yeah, yeah... I am Batman. :byodood:

He's the 'Got-no-Green' Lantern.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Let me understand. You got the rooster, the chicken, and the hen. The rooster goes with the hen, so whose having sex with the chicken?

Now's really not the time..

But do you understand, you've got a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Capt. Sticl posted:

It was man.... in a cape.

Let's cross to the other side of the street. Cover me.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Billy Zane posted:

He's the 'Got-no-Green' Lantern.

Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan. :D

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Oh god, it's a pig-man!

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

LARRY JEW
Jan 7, 2010

Mopey Dick
Well, Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza.

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh, don't look. T-This is the part where they change me.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan. :D

He's able to wipe out his checking account in a single bounce!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LARRY JEW posted:

Well, Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza.

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

Love that T-Bone!!

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Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

haljordan posted:

Oh, don't look. T-This is the part where they change me.

You're like eight years old?!

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