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Brother Jonathan posted:Politicians say stupid things all of the time, but this one wins the trophy. Here is a candidate in Missouri for the U.S. Senate who claims that women can't get pregnant from rape. Race to the bottom: Complete. I've seen some spectacularly horrible quotes but that is poo poo you would expect to come from a Sadam/Satan conversation in southpark.
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Why did the interviewer just say "umm hmm" instead of, you know, calling him out or asking to explain?
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Aug 19, 2012 21:15
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Boris Galerkin posted:Why did the interviewer just say "umm hmm" instead of, you know, calling him out or asking to explain? Interviewers aren't there to question what you say, obviously.
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Boris Galerkin posted:Why did the interviewer just say "umm hmm" instead of, you know, calling him out or asking to explain? If you watch the full segment, the interviewer just goes straight to the Ryan plan after the clip ends. He was probably too confused to know the correct follow-up: A: "Wait, what?" B: "What the gently caress did you just say?" C: "Back up. Are you loving insane?" D: [punch to the face]
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Interviewers aren't there to question what you say, obviously. Pretty much. Your job is to just set people up to say their piece and you don't challenge them in any way whatsoever.
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Aug 19, 2012 21:43
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This video shows how America and Japan are different. The goal of this video, is to MAKE a little girl cry. The little girl is Ai Fukuhara, who is now ranked 6th in the world in women's table tennis. It's in japanese, but basically his goal is to lose at first and then beat her and well, make her cry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okGPBfMduI0 CarlosTheDwarf fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Aug 19, 2012 |
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Aug 19, 2012 23:39
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But wouldn't a woman's body rejecting a pregnancy because of rape be a form of natural abortion completely equivalent to regular abortion, only involuntary? What about people who are into rape fantasy, does it work then? I've got so many questions about this newfound rape birth control! Seriously though what the gently caress
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Aug 20, 2012 00:08
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Pretty Cool Name posted:Not as cool as the russians on the motorbike, but still awesome. Did someone say Russian motorbike? (I know which video you're talking about - but this isn't it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOjE9XKjdI Stolen from the .gif thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0-VioGUZ9o Here's the description  
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CarlosTheDwarf posted:This video shows how America and Japan are different. The goal of this video, is to MAKE a little girl cry. The little girl is Ai Fukuhara, who is now ranked 6th in the world in women's table tennis. It's in japanese, but basically his goal is to lose at first and then beat her and well, make her cry. Through a few related videos, saw her giving an interview about her crying. Except it's in Chinese. Apparently she went to China to practice ping pong and now speaks Chinese fluently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j_y73aV4FE Also, talks about how Japanese people are nice and Chinese people are assholes. Heh.
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Aug 20, 2012 01:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul5ebtemHss Admiral Adama vs Willy Wonka on The Nerdist's "Tournament of Nerds." (I'm the guy playing Admiral Adama.)
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Asterios posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul5ebtemHss I don't mean any offense, Asterios, but am I the only one who finds these terribly unfunny? For content, here's the sixth episode of Sex House from The Onion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y37RMvwlhX8 I like to think this is what happens behind in the scenes in all reality shows.
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Aug 20, 2012 01:30
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I'm not usually one for wanting to see ads go viral, but here is an advertisment for the 2012 Paralympics. It's one of the best ads I've seen in a long time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKTamH__xuQ
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What a Judas posted:I don't mean any offense, Asterios, but am I the only one who finds these terribly unfunny? I lost it at the frogs.
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I'm late to the drum chat, but if you like weird musical experiments Boredoms is the band for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XcDBLJaN08. 11 drummers, 100 cymbal players, pretty radical. Fun fact: everyone here is ridiculously high. Also Jeremy Hyman of Ponytail fame practicing beforehand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW-JNEOEHkE Mudge Coleman fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Aug 20, 2012 |
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Aug 20, 2012 01:51
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SwissCM posted:I'm not usually one for wanting to see ads go viral, but here is an advertisment for the 2012 Paralympics. It's one of the best ads I've seen in a long time. Man, that was beautifully shot, especially that intro. Really, really cool, and it was made pretty apparent that this is going to be the vector by which we see cyborgs and poo poo competing in a few decades (or sooner!), and I for one can't wait. Superhuman indeed, though. The swimmer with one arm and one leg blew my mind. The montage of events getting them to that point was really powerful.
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I'm going to post this because I did it. Not Work Safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO34pIRlwIE
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I'm going to post this because I did it. Haha I get it. It's a random video with some gangster rap dubbed over it right?? Goddamn this is so awesome and funny and original. How did you come up with this idea?? I subscribed to your youtube channel. Do you have a facebook so I can add you and post comments about how funny and original you are??? Love you! Edit: Also, Jesus only gave side-hugs. Insensative_Asshole fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Aug 20, 2012 |
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Aug 20, 2012 05:09
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SomethingAwfulTV just uploaded a bunch of videos for some reason. This is the latest one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC7JXuwuK2E
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Steve Holt! posted:SomethingAwfulTV just uploaded a bunch of videos for some reason. This is the latest one: Macromedia Flash? Argh, my immersion.
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Synonamess Botch posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxApKm3SgKs A friend of mine made it. I've worked with him on a number of things, but none of those are up at the moment, largely because we've gotten new equipment that makes all the older stuff look like poo poo, so he wants to reshoot everything.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I'm going to post this because I did it. The Insane Christian Posse
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CarlosTheDwarf posted:This video shows how America and Japan are different. The goal of this video, is to MAKE a little girl cry. The little girl is Ai Fukuhara, who is now ranked 6th in the world in women's table tennis. It's in japanese, but basically his goal is to lose at first and then beat her and well, make her cry. Am I to really believe that out of all of the female table tennis players there are, a 6 year old girl is better than nearly all of them, despite the fact that the older ones have longer arms and faster reflexes? Really?
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They meant that she is sixth in the world now and that video is like 15 years old. Google is a convenient tool.
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What a Judas posted:I don't mean any offense, Asterios, but am I the only one who finds these terribly unfunny? I think they're great. Keep posting Asterios! (Note: all links NWS) Chinese Communist Party officials had a sad "orgy" with pictures leaked to the Internet. It didn't take long for the Taiwanese animators at NMA to have fun with the scandal. Brother Jonathan fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Aug 20, 2012 |
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Google+: Fraser Cain's Virtual Star Party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agrdjd0nyFo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR9af_akCw A video about spiders. I think most people will agree with the narrator. e: Part of the hilarious onion series: Horrifying planet Basscop fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Aug 20, 2012 |
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Aug 20, 2012 13:13
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This video highlights some of the crazy things christians do in churches. (It looks like a rave party). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsn_OEgby_c
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Basscop posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR9af_akCw I love how Onion is branching out into these new parodies, I'm so jaded I rarely laugh out loud at stuff anymore but this madem e choke on my coffee.
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Basscop posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR9af_akCw The point of the satire is to make fun of the people who go "gently caress NATURE".
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Sebbe posted:The official guide on how to eat watermelon properly. All those watermelon videos people posted, and nobody thought to post the most famous watermelon instructional video of all time? It was even in the related videos. Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc
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Medieval Medic posted:The point of the satire is to make fun of the people who go "gently caress NATURE". I like the punchline of the Chimps Are Dumb video, 'proof that no sane God would create this horrifying planet'.
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A beautiful video of a handsome young man singing about his love for his girlfriend Emily. It's very touching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLBBtFSW8TE
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bc87 posted:This video highlights some of the crazy things christians do in churches. (It looks like a rave party). If you like that one you'll love this. Keep the annotations on as well. If the lights were turned on at raves I used to go to, this is pretty much what it would look like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3CzptgIvcU
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bc87 posted:This video highlights some of the crazy things christians do in churches. (It looks like a rave party). Umm, no, that video is a highlight of some of the crazy things Pentecostals do in churches. Yes they're Christians, but not all Christians are Pentecostals, so you can't just lump them together dude.
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Boris Galerkin posted:Umm, no, that video is a highlight of some of the crazy things Pentecostals do in churches. Yes they're Christians, but not all Christians are Pentecostals, so you can't just lump them together dude. Sure we can.
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Boris Galerkin posted:Umm, no, that video is a highlight of some of the crazy things Pentecostals do in churches. Yes they're Christians, but not all Christians are Pentecostals, so you can't just lump them together dude. "Look at some of the crazy things humans do." Is that incorrect because those humans happen to be a subgroup? Sorry if your subgroup is made to look bad by another subgroup, buddy. Here, have a video wherein I tie something to my bike to make it go faster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvKLA172PO8 Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 20, 2012 |
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Aug 20, 2012 18:41
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Internet Comment Etiquette on Salvia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjQ93zDASc0 I had to drink so much loving water after filming this
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♪ Doo doot doo doot doo doo dee doo doot, POP GOES THE TURBO! ♪ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4sH4pLlSRo
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Hoffbonics posted:Internet Comment Etiquette on Salvia I'm loving all of these man, especially this one. Pro click right here.
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Hoffbonics posted:Internet Comment Etiquette on Salvia My favorite so far!
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