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Peanut President posted:I never had chiken pox as a kid. Didn't need no pussy vaccine either.
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I got chicken pox when I was 18. It was pretty bad and left scars all over me. It was on winter vacation too and they had to be sure I wasn't contagious before I went back to college.
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Aug 23, 2012 13:59
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Sash! posted:I want very bad things to happen to the people that approved and star in the commercial with the guy with the super saiyan hair and a vest is yelling at me about buying my old phones. I want someone to put an axe through his skull to get him to shut up.
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Aug 23, 2012 14:02
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I'm sure it's probably been mentioned, but the new Geico Happier Than ads would be fine if they didn't have the Hee-haw joke delivery at the end, it's just so painfully lacking in comic delivery, and so dated-yet-trying-to-be-hip. Apparently this was the casting call, ugh. quote:Are you a folksy musician with a modern quirk? Do you know how to keep an audience entertained in the Buck Owens and Roy Clark pickin’ and grinnin’ tradition of “Hee-Haw”? We’re looking for duo acts, or solo musicians who play well with others, for an opportunity to add fun and laughter to a national commercial campaign! If you are already part of a strummin’ musical duo or musically inclined comedy duo, we’d love to see you two together!
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Aug 23, 2012 14:28
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I gotta say I do appreciate the bodybuilder directing traffic, though the joke goes on way too long before the punchline.
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Aug 23, 2012 15:34
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Ugh, that Heineken ad where the "dull, boring bar" turns into "swinging 60's jazz club, yeah!"* because some douche bags ordered a fuckin' Heineken. *Complete with singer who is totally, definitely, not in any-way supposed to be like Amy Winehouse.
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Aug 23, 2012 16:44
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DrBouvenstein posted:*Complete with singer who is totally, definitely, not in any-way supposed to be like Amy Winehouse. More like a partially melted wax statue of Amy Winehouse. God I hope there's CGI involved with her, otherwise good loving lord 
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Aug 23, 2012 17:02
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They should bring back The Asteroids Galaxy Tour for that commercial. 
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Aug 23, 2012 19:53
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404GoonNotFound posted:More like a partially melted wax statue of Amy Winehouse. God I hope there's CGI involved with her, otherwise good loving lord Isn't partially melted wax statue of Amy Winehouse basically Amy Winehouse?
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Aug 23, 2012 20:33
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Mineshaft Canary posted:I really hate the ads with that monstrously ugly woman who hawks insurance in an awkward white purgatory. Not sure what brand it is. Progressive Flo is one of those mascots people either love or hate. I guess this is as good a thread as any to share the erotic fanfiction I found about her.
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Aug 23, 2012 20:39
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raditts posted:That's a Temptations song, and I'm fairly certain it's not about drugs. It's about sex and pretty openly so. They cut it so you don't get the context of the lines used. And yes I was mistaken about the artist.
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Aug 23, 2012 23:28
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Pththya-lyi posted:Progressive Flo is one of those mascots people either love or hate. I guess this is as good a thread as any to share the erotic fanfiction I found about her. There are three threads I read in TVIV. All three have had erotic fan fiction posted in them this week. What the gently caress goons?
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Aug 23, 2012 23:31
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Jimmy Bond can go suck a fat dick.
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Aug 24, 2012 00:17
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DrBouvenstein posted:Jimmy Bond can go suck a fat dick. His theme song sounds like a half assed rip off of "Galvanize" by the Chemical Brothers. "Jimmy Bond...DON'T HOLD BACK".
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Aug 24, 2012 00:53
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DrBouvenstein posted:Jimmy Bond can go suck a fat dick. Jimmy Bond seems like he's what happens when you try to copy the Old Spice/Dairy Queen/Dos Equis/Keystone Light over-the-top manly interesting super cool Tim & Eric style spokesman but are afraid of putting people off or offending somebody. So you just get "Well heya, folks! I'm Jimmy Bond, teehee!" with a little jingle like we're supposed to care who he is or that he's cool, I guess.
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Aug 24, 2012 20:23
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CapnAndy posted:I know cherry picking reviews for movie commercials is common practice, but Hit and Run taking all its quotes from one guy on MySpace has got to be a new low. The other really annoying thing about that commercial is how there's a cobbled together line to make a joke. You can tell they just took random words Bradley Cooper says in the movie.
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Aug 25, 2012 01:52
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Dunno if Hit and Run is any good or not, but I'm tired of seeing ads for it almost three times ever commercial break right now on Adult Swim.
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Rirse posted:Dunno if Hit and Run is any good or not, but I'm tired of seeing ads for it almost three times ever commercial break right now on Adult Swim. That movie looks guaranteed to be a running joke on late night talk shows about how no one's in the theaters for it.
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Aug 25, 2012 04:20
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Was just watching Adult Swim, and this came on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9BETkNhCKQ So...yeah. That exists.
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Aug 25, 2012 05:17
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Gonz posted:Was just watching Adult Swim, and this came on. I'm going to buy some of these and give them to the kids of people I hate.
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Aug 25, 2012 08:02
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Sir One-Eyed-Monster. 
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Aug 25, 2012 08:11
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The makers of that product really missed out when they refused to include the built-in fart noises that are made after every step.
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Aug 25, 2012 08:18
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:I'm going to buy some of these and give them to the kids of people I hate. "I gave the Johnson's loud, annoying kids Sir One Eyed Monster. It really shut them up. Their parents were mortified when they found out though".
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Aug 25, 2012 08:23
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Gonz posted:Was just watching Adult Swim, and this came on. Stompeez commercials show up all the time on the kids'/cartoon stations. It's pretty pedestrian comparatively, when you have stuff like this that only the loneliest kids in the world could possibly appreciate.
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Aug 25, 2012 15:56
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raditts posted:Stompeez commercials show up all the time on the kids'/cartoon stations. It's pretty pedestrian comparatively, when you have stuff like this that only the loneliest kids in the world could possibly appreciate. Oh man. I really hope that material is loaded with the smallpox virus.
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Aug 25, 2012 16:01
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raditts posted:Stompeez commercials show up all the time on the kids'/cartoon stations. It's pretty pedestrian comparatively, when you have stuff like this that only the loneliest kids in the world could possibly appreciate. They really missed an opportunity by not making that elephant pink.
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Aug 25, 2012 16:02
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raditts posted:Stompeez commercials show up all the time on the kids'/cartoon stations. It's pretty pedestrian comparatively, when you have stuff like this that only the loneliest kids in the world could possibly appreciate. It's not quite a blanket and it's not quite a puppet...
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Aug 25, 2012 16:33
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No lie, I just saw a one minute ad for a penis pump on FX.
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Aug 25, 2012 17:29
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DrBouvenstein posted:No lie, I just saw a one minute ad for a penis pump on FX. The Pos-T-Vac, I assume? The spectre that refuses to die?
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Aug 25, 2012 18:11
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I don't know if it still airs but there's an ad for Excedrin where this creepy girl stares in the camera and tells you the pills will get rid of your headache, the brightness, "Everything." When I see it I'm pretty sure it's an ad for suicide pills.
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Aug 25, 2012 18:40
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raditts posted:The Pos-T-Vac, I assume? The spectre that refuses to die? That's the one...has it been around for a while? The production values made it look that way, but this was the first time I've seen it.
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Aug 25, 2012 19:22
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DrBouvenstein posted:That's the one...has it been around for a while? The production values made it look that way, but this was the first time I've seen it.
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Aug 25, 2012 19:47
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"Why take the best part of life out of your life when you can have life with Pos-T-Vac?" Words to live by, old man.
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Aug 25, 2012 21:52
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Is he the same guy that says "if you have a brain in your head" because that guy rules.
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Flagrant Abuse posted:I'm pretty sure it's older than I am. The Lifealert commercial that features 80s Dispatcher in his 80s Cubicle.
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Aug 26, 2012 00:43
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Oh my god, the Axe hair/boob commercial is so completely terrible. Girls only care about hair, while guys only care about boobs.
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Aug 26, 2012 06:45
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I got one of those lawyer commercials from a lawyer who wants people who have been injured by table saws so they can sue them for not putting in flesh-detecting systems 
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Aug 26, 2012 09:07
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Back to school dubstep yo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukMdcsoYTEk
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Aug 26, 2012 09:33
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"It's time for another school year, kids! Swing by K-Mart to WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB DROP THE BASS."
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^^^ I loving hate K-Mart's current ads, including that loving "I'm the Queen of Lay Away!" one. Also, why is every back to school ad so lovely? The kids who see these have enough to be depressed about that summer is over. muscles like this? posted:Oh my god, the Axe hair/boob commercial is so completely terrible. Girls only care about hair, while guys only care about boobs. Obeast fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Aug 26, 2012 |
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