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Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
From an FCW/NXT live event, Emma vs. Audrey Marie vs. Skyler Moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huNGh-ruQDE

Emma is Tenille Tayla and Moon is Buggy Nova. Honestly both of them look like they could probably just go right to TV, especially Moon who's actually got a character and a pretty ridiculous finisher.

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Suben posted:

From an FCW/NXT live event, Emma vs. Audrey Marie vs. Skyler Moon


Emma is Tenille Tayla and Moon is Buggy Nova. Honestly both of them look like they could probably just go right to TV, especially Moon who's actually got a character and a pretty ridiculous finisher.

Dont mean to alarm you but Skyler Moon's profile isn't up on the NXT Divas page anymore.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

KungFu Grip posted:

Dont mean to alarm you but Skyler Moon's profile isn't up on the NXT Divas page anymore.
She said she's not released and that her profile's under construction.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

CombineThresher posted:

More likely it was to appeal to the female fans; Cornette has mentioned that babyfaces in Memphis used to sell 8x10s of themselves in Speedos to the girls in the territory to keep them coming to the matches, on the theory that a consistent female audience would bring in more guys, too. Sleeping around helped out with this too, which is why Cornette got so pissed off at Jericho for not "hugging the fat girls" when he was in SMW.

That is exactly it. They actually got so popular a planned heel turn was scrapped.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



http://youtu.be/95D3XgS6QP4?t=15s

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGvMLzp5My8
Oh Punk :allears:

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Vince Russo claims he created the Montreal Screwjob finish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V7hZZtmaQI

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Lone Rogue posted:

Vince Russo claims he created the Montreal Screwjob finish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V7hZZtmaQI
In the words of Cobra Commander:

"Unsubstantiated fantasy! Lies, lies, LIES!"

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Chills. Pure chills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A62sNWNco1E

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Vince Russo, unhappy with just being hated for what he's done to wrestling is now looking to be hated for things he didn't even do.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
It's probably been covered in the Assholes in Wrestling thread, but doing a thread of "biggest lies in wrestling" could be funny sometime.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
People were talking about Bruno in the Picture thread and it reminded me of this promo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGRhEihsD4

"Vinny! This is a good Catholic family! You can't be like the NATURE BOY!"

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


Better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQU0MWMh81c&t=395s

Best heel promo ever delivered.

Chemi
Jan 1, 2004

foppish
Forget about it. Best heel promo ever delivered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4htcn-tB4A

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Widely underrated for his promos.

Not to mention this one in particular is terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx_viTCCBms

Beasley
Sep 20, 2008

You better get ready to die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pqbM6h_0Zg
This is still a thing.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
The *concept is nice but there's no reason to re-name everyone and make everyone pretend to be excited like WSX. Just do the same thing in Philly, invite the mutants, and have a good show.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Suben posted:

From an FCW/NXT live event, Emma vs. Audrey Marie vs. Skyler Moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huNGh-ruQDE

Emma is Tenille Tayla and Moon is Buggy Nova. Honestly both of them look like they could probably just go right to TV, especially Moon who's actually got a character and a pretty ridiculous finisher.
I still like the name Buggy Nova better than Skyler Moon :argh:

The first name is unique, the FCW name sounds like a hippie came up with it

e: double post was unintentional

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Every time I heard "Skyler Moon", I instantly think "Dipping sticks".

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Dear Alex Riley, what the hell are this and this supposed to be? Love, Chinston.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSxbsC2I6zc

A video from my local comic shop.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Chemi posted:

Forget about it. Best heel promo ever delivered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4htcn-tB4A

Correction. BEST Heel Promo Ever Delivered was...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AipeXT7E0

WHO'S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL?

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Jake the Snake talks to some guys about stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb9nFSFZCS0

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

VogeGandire posted:

Widely underrated for his promos.

Not to mention this one in particular is terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx_viTCCBms

He's freaking awesome at his promos, and is charismatic as hell.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Dear Alex Riley, what the hell are this and this supposed to be? Love, Chinston.

:pwn: I think those are the worst attempts at a hiptoss and dropkick ever, respectively. Either that or Alex Riley is pioneering a drastic change of prograps offense as we know it.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Tonfa posted:

:pwn: I think those are the worst attempts at a hiptoss and dropkick ever, respectively. Either that or Alex Riley is pioneering a drastic change of prograps offense as we know it.

Is that from this Superstars? Because I'm pretty sure that hiptoss is a hiptoss into a neckbreaker move, and not a botch. That drop kick is totally a botch though because it looks like Drew thought he was going to leap frog him, then drop kick.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Yeah, the spot's always "Drop-Down, Leapfrog, ??????" but Riley forgot the second part.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Chemi posted:

Forget about it. Best heel promo ever delivered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4htcn-tB4A

Heel Rock was always loving incredible. Shame the guy was so charismatic he could never stay in the role for very long.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

KungFu Grip posted:

Is that from this Superstars? Because I'm pretty sure that hiptoss is a hiptoss into a neckbreaker move, and not a botch. That drop kick is totally a botch though because it looks like Drew thought he was going to leap frog him, then drop kick.

Yeah, the first one I could buy as hip toss/neckbreaker, it just seemed awkward. I'm not sure if Drew wasn't expecting it or what. The dropkick was awful though.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzxOwtjz_iU

Dolph Ziggler hooks up with Comedienne Amy Schumer. The Howard Stern interview.

Their kid would of been an entertainment Serpentor.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Aug 25, 2012

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

quote:

he incoherently babbles about how he wants to gently caress me

Well, since you put him on blast on Howard Stern, I don't think that's going to be much of a problem any more since you are now the...

(join in at home folks)

filthiest, dirtiest, most disgusting, skankiest, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag ho he has EEEEEEEEEEEEVER seen in his life.


(Yes, wrong guy I know, but I felt it appropriate, since she's a loving dumpster fire.)

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Really? Dumpster fire?

To quote the greatest poet of his generation, ODB, "I don't want it if it ain't no slut bitch."

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

She looks like a loving female Jay Leno, chin and all. She has too much head and not enough face.

Come on, Ziggler, you're basically Naitch 2, get to loving supermodels.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

:goonsay:

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



It's a pretty bad picture to be honest.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I googled her, this is what led to the "Jay Leno with a tiny face" conclusion.

COME ON DOLPH, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN THE SPIRIT SQUAD BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Amy is a really pretty, funny girl. There is no level of goonsay or PSP.txt that can describe how weird you are to be championing Ziggler's wiggler options.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Gonzo McFee posted:

Amy is a really pretty, funny girl. There is no level of goonsay or PSP.txt that can describe how weird you are to be championing Ziggler's wiggler options.

She's attractive but funny? Eh. I won't go that far.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Kai En Tai had the best gimmick, because it led to things like this happening:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdeRg8V7eg

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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

VogeGandire posted:

She looks like a loving female Jay Leno, chin and all. She has too much head and not enough face.

Come on, Ziggler, you're basically Naitch 2, get to loving supermodels.

oh my god dude loving relax with the posting please

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