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bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

MasterSlowPoke posted:

Ugh, my overcoat will barely contain my enormous breasts! Maybe I need to flirt with the quartermaster more? *bats eyes that are on 45 degree angles for some reason*

"Am I kawaii, Commissar-chan? Ugu-":commissar:

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Here To Help
Aug 16, 2008
I've been holding onto my Tau army but never doing anything with it. For the last few years it's been sitting in my garage, mostly assembled but unfinished and unpainted. I made the decision to sell the stuff, so today I pulled everything out and took pictures. Don't know what any of it is worth though. Could someone help me out with a rough estimate?

Pictures: http://imgur.com/a/1Y7fs

Here's the list:

3x hammerhead
2x devilfish
1x skyray top
1x partially built hammerhead w/ the rest on sprue
2x hammerhead/devilfish on sprue, w/ skyray top
5x piranhas (2 had their bases broke off in them ugh.)
2x crisis suit
1x crisis suit leader (which i glued to his stand for some reason hurr)
3x steath suit
20x fire warrior with pulse rifle
3x Drone Snipers & stealth suit controller
1x Shas'ui stealth suit blister, unopened
1x Rapid Insertion Force, unopened (9x crisis suits, 3x stealth suits)
1x blast/large blast/flamer template
1x apocalypse blast/flamer/burst templates
1x tin 40k dice
1x tin apocalypse artillery dice
1x mystery sprue of non tau stuff - I think for markers or something.
1x Tau codex
1x 4th edition rulebook
1x Apocalypse rulebook
1xMotor pool troop carrier.

Various man and vehicle bits, extra stands and bases.
Modeling sand, modeling flock, A sprue cutter and 2 small brushes (unused).

Having a ballpark on some of this stuff would be a big help.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I wasn't paying attention when I numbered my guardsmen, so i just say ones with the unit number on their right side are females and the ones with it on their right side are men.

What was the creepy weird misogynist (but trying really hard not to be) marine guy? Doctor Thunder or something? Dollars to donuts he's a brony now.

Mango Polo
Aug 4, 2007

Mikael Kreoss posted:

Nice leeched image. :allears:

Guilty of uploading to imgur but forgetting to copy the proper link :downs:

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
There's also a female Commisar and a female grenadier (possibly Catachan, can't remember) but I think that's it.

AgentF
May 11, 2009
I have an idea to use one of those new Citadel Texture Paints to paint a plaguebearer and thereby make him all pustuley. A good idea?

Daedleh
Aug 25, 2008

What shall we do with a catnipped kitty?

twistedmentat posted:

I wasn't paying attention when I numbered my guardsmen, so i just say ones with the unit number on their right side are females and the ones with it on their right side are men.

What was the creepy weird misogynist (but trying really hard not to be) marine guy? Doctor Thunder or something? Dollars to donuts he's a brony now.

What do you mean misogynist? He was just appreciative of correctly proportioned female armies.





He's not posted on Warseer since 2009 and I don't feel like e-stalking him much more than that...

The Supreme Court
Feb 25, 2010

Pirate World: Nearly done!

Daedleh posted:

What do you mean misogynist? He was just appreciative of correctly proportioned female armies.



The thinking behind this model is clearly "breasts are just rockets attached to a woman's chest, right?"

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS
Was thunder the guy who posted his threads and specifically asked for no criticsm or comments? Or was that the nazi marines guy?

Tequila Ranger
Sep 11, 2004

host after host after host ...

The Supreme Court posted:

The thinking behind this model is clearly "breasts are just rockets attached to a woman's chest, right?"

48' S8 AP3 Heavy 2, 42DD



Edit:



MMm yeah slap some boobs on dat and call me baby :barf:

Doc Thunder is the worst thing in this hobby and thats saying somethin'!

Tequila Ranger fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Aug 27, 2012

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

moths posted:

The easy solution is to run Steel Legion and just assume that some number of them are women.

I just say half my Death Korps are women. Which half? :iiam:
When fielding them as defectors alongside other Traitor Guard based on Cadian bodies, all the Death Korps become women because by comparison to Cadians they are fine-boned and delicate like tiny birds.

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004

Pretty sure the death korp are all men. I'm pretty set on my second army being IG but I don't want to go with the baggy pants wearing canadian defense force looking cadians. The only ones I find captivating are the death korp of planet war.

I didn't want to hold onto my money anyway.

Raphus C
Feb 17, 2011
I have a question for everyone. Can I join a Biker Warboss to a unit of Deffkoptas? Deffkoptas are jetbikes so I think I am okay. Anyone have any rules that would stop me?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I have an Eldar battleforce I've been sitting on for a while and if anyone is interested I would be happy to trade it for the Chaos half of the new starter set.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I can't imagine a more relevant thread to ask this: I found this image in some random youtube video about Orks. It didn't provide any source, nor could I through that screenshot find more with Google. And yet, it is beautiful and the orkiest thing ever. It's probably official art from Games Workshop and I would like to know more about it.

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

Saoshyant posted:

I can't imagine a more relevant thread to ask this: I found this image in some random youtube video about Orks. It didn't provide any source, nor could I through that screenshot find more with Google. And yet, it is beautiful and the orkiest thing ever. It's probably official art from Games Workshop and I would like to know more about it.

I think it's an image from the current Ork codex. It looks like the same style as the rest of the art in that book.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



It could very likely be concept art from the MMO that isn't happening.

humannature
Apr 28, 2010

I was a vegan Hibernian Warden, but I gave that up to join the flesh-eating Chaotic Socialist Space Republic.

Dominion posted:

I think it's an image from the current Ork codex. It looks like the same style as the rest of the art in that book.

Just looked through my ork dex and I didn't see it. That said, it's very very similar to the artwork in there.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Daedleh posted:

What do you mean misogynist? He was just appreciative of correctly proportioned female armies.





He's not posted on Warseer since 2009 and I don't feel like e-stalking him much more than that...

I liked his back story about how the Emperor was a woman hating dick, so the ad mech hid away all the female space marines, who are all 18 and hot and all into each other.

I don't think I've seen anything creepy that was directly 40k, its always more adding things that makes 40k creepy.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
I've got ~30 tac marine backpacks I'd like to trade for chaos ones. If you have a few you'd like to swap shoot me a PM.

Slab Squatthrust
Jun 3, 2008

This is mutiny!

twistedmentat posted:

I don't think I've seen anything creepy that was directly 40k, its always more adding things that makes 40k creepy.

I dunno, the titty Daemonettes from back in the day and the Dark Eldar Slave models are pretty creepy and pure GW. It's just like, yeah, I get it GeeDubs, Daemonettes are Succubi. But the last thing I need as a tabletop wargamer is to be yet more socially awkward looking by playing with models whose tits are hanging out in triplicate.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Preordered dark vengeance limited at my FLGS, gonna convert the entire thing to chaos and run it as an Alpha Legion army, and probably play the actual dark vengeance game with me and my lil bro as a intro to 40k. Any suggestions on paint to invest and maybe a few odd bits to bring things up to standard?

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 27, 2012

PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord

MandozerTheGreat posted:

Preordered dark vengeance limited at my FLGS, gonna convert the entire thing to chaos and run it as an Alpha Legion army, and probably play the actual dark vengeance game with me and my lil bro as a intro to 40k. Any suggestions on paint to invest and maybe a few odd bits to bring things up to standard?

Good quality paint such as Vallejo or Citadel-branded (I admit I mostly use GW paints because I'm lazy and like to support the store), basing material, super/plastic glue (I use Krazy Glue with the brush applicator) and craft glue for basing (the cheap kind in the brown bottle sold for $1-2).

I love Alpha Legion and the latest White Dwarf provides some pretty good examples of paint-jobs for the Dark Vengeance Chaos models with their colors. That being said, if you're using the whole set for Chaos the Dark Angels might fare better as Red Corsairs or Fallen.

DJ Dizzy
Feb 11, 2009

Real men don't use bolters.
I'm doing mine as Fallen personally. Just need to figure out how to paint their armor.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
Would Fallen have black armour? They definitely wouldn't have any chest aquilla, so you'd need to remove those.

e: why do halved colour schemes tempt me so? I have no interest in DA, but i'm so close to painting the DA half up as Angels of Redemption.

Lungboy fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Aug 27, 2012

PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord

Lungboy posted:

Would Fallen have black armour? They definitely wouldn't have any chest aquilla, so you'd need to remove those.

Most of the art still depicts them in green. It's likely that they would remove the Aquila but it depends on how much you want to change them. I would totally accept them as Fallen provided they've got some Chaos iconography either painted on or added in bitz. If they desecrated the Aquila it would be good enough--give it a good gouging and perhaps put an eight-pointed star on top in bright colors and you're fine.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
But don't the Fallen date from the Heresy, when the only Legion with chest aquilla were the Emperor's Children? My DA fluff is pretty weak.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

PierreTheMime posted:

Most of the art still depicts them in green. It's likely that they would remove the Aquila but it depends on how much you want to change them. I would totally accept them as Fallen provided they've got some Chaos iconography either painted on or added in bitz. If they desecrated the Aquila it would be good enough--give it a good gouging and perhaps put an eight-pointed star on top in bright colors and you're fine.




That's not a Fallen, that's Doctor Doom.

PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord

Fil5000 posted:

That's not a Fallen, that's Doctor Doom.

Reed "The Lion" Richards :doom:

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Here To Help posted:

Tau Army stuff...

Having a ballpark on some of this stuff would be a big help.

Don't tempt me with more Tau :(

Guestimation time:
3x hammerhead - 180
2x devilfish - 120
1x skyray top - NA
1x partially built hammerhead w/ the rest on sprue - 60
2x hammerhead/devilfish on sprue, w/ skyray top - 120
5x piranhas (2 had their bases broke off in them ugh.) - 150
2x crisis suit - 60
1x crisis suit leader (which i glued to his stand for some reason hurr) - 40
3x steath suit - 30
20x fire warrior with pulse rifle - 50
3x Drone Snipers & stealth suit controller - 50
1x Shas'ui stealth suit blister, unopened - 20
1x Rapid Insertion Force, unopened (9x crisis suits, 3x stealth suits) - 300?
1x blast/large blast/flamer template - ?
1x apocalypse blast/flamer/burst templates - ?
1x tin 40k dice - ?
1x tin apocalypse artillery dice - ?
1x mystery sprue of non tau stuff - I think for markers or something. - ?
1x Tau codex - 30
1x 4th edition rulebook - 30
1x Apocalypse rulebook - 30
1xMotor pool troop carrier. - 70

Rough as gently caress TM estimate: 1250-1500 Retail
Unpainted/Some assembled? Maybe 750-1K
So long as it's in good shape!

Or sell it to me for 500 >_>

DJ Dizzy
Feb 11, 2009

Real men don't use bolters.
Dollars, pounds or Schilling?

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

DJ Dizzy posted:

Dollars, pounds or Schilling?

Orphans. :devil:

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

DJ Dizzy posted:

Dollars, pounds or Schilling?

Fucks given?

Going off dollars. Might have been a bit off here and there but I think the prices are mostly reasonable.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
Even though there's a lot of plastic there, I think 500 is the upper limit for selling it as a lot. If you're willing to go through the effort, you can get probably 60% retail selling it piecemeal.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Shouldn't Fallen who keep their original colour be black not green? Dark Angels didn't become green until post heresy afaik.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

MonsterUnderYourBed posted:

Shouldn't Fallen who keep their original colour be black not green? Dark Angels didn't become green until post heresy afaik.

Depending on whether or not you buy into the argument presented in Angels of Darkness, the Fallen might wear green to masquerade as Dark Angels, though most of the Imperium wouldn't know the difference.

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

MonsterUnderYourBed posted:

Shouldn't Fallen who keep their original colour be black not green? Dark Angels didn't become green until post heresy afaik.

This is a fascinating subject, and I'm glad you brought it up.
http://www.boatzincs.com/copper_shield_45_ablative.html

To protect marine hulls from infiltration by barnacles and other horrendous dangerous lifeforms, copper is added to certain paints in order to poison any organism attempting to lay down roots on the surface of the painted vessel. Dark angels, often submerged in aqueous environments, painted their armor with a black copper shield. What many people forget is that the Dark Angel homeworld had beautiful beaches open year-round, with pleasant weather and affordable rates at nearby hotels even during peak season. This is both the source of their greened armor, and their surfer-like mentality of adventuresome pursuits, such as motorcycle riding and small aircraft piloting. In addition, it's why their terminator suits were often white--they were used for deep sea diving, and visibility at depth was important.

So, the modern dark angels, in keeping with the general downhill trend of the universe, are working with ancient equipment--they're often no longer able to procure sufficiently high SPF hull paint to freshen their armor, and so it takes on a green tint from oxidation. The supposed heretics, in the warp, are presumably also suffering from this degradation of their equipment.

The ravenwing is a unique exception. Because they fly and ride, rather than swimming in salt water (their fortress monasteries are 90% sea water), as all other dark angels do, constantly, they can accept regular non-copper laced paint. Also, because they can 'jink', they dodge the vast majority of the oxygen atoms that might bond with the copper in the paint, anyway.

The important thing to remember here is that there's concrete evidence in the canon for all of this, and, ultimately, the GW artists are very careful about consistently portraying space marines, regardless of chapter, in precisely the way they're meant to be portrayed, as if we were looking through a portal into the universe of the 41st millenium.

I appreciate this opportunity to share my love of the 40k fluff and marine maintenance protocols. They rarely overlap, but when they, do, it puts a big smile on my face.

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Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

This is a fascinating subject, and I'm glad you brought it up.
http://www.boatzincs.com/copper_shield_45_ablative.html

To protect marine hulls from infiltration by barnacles and other horrendous dangerous lifeforms, copper is added to certain paints in order to poison any organism attempting to lay down roots on the surface of the painted vessel. Dark angels, often submerged in aqueous environments, painted their armor with a black copper shield. What many people forget is that the Dark Angel homeworld had beautiful beaches open year-round, with pleasant weather and affordable rates at nearby hotels even during peak season. This is both the source of their greened armor, and their surfer-like mentality of adventuresome pursuits, such as motorcycle riding and small aircraft piloting. In addition, it's why their terminator suits were often white--they were used for deep sea diving, and visibility at depth was important.

So, the modern dark angels, in keeping with the general downhill trend of the universe, are working with ancient equipment--they're often no longer able to procure sufficiently high SPF hull paint to freshen their armor, and so it takes on a green tint from oxidation. The supposed heretics, in the warp, are presumably also suffering from this degradation of their equipment.

The ravenwing is a unique exception. Because they fly and ride, rather than swimming in salt water (their fortress monasteries are 90% sea water), as all other dark angels do, constantly, they can accept regular non-copper laced paint. Also, because they can 'jink', they dodge the vast majority of the oxygen atoms that might bond with the copper in the paint, anyway.

The important thing to remember here is that there's concrete evidence in the canon for all of this, and, ultimately, the GW artists are very careful about consistently portraying space marines, regardless of chapter, in precisely the way they're meant to be portrayed, as if we were looking through a portal into the universe of the 41st millenium.

I appreciate this opportunity to share my love of the 40k fluff and marine maintenance protocols. They rarely overlap, but when they, do, it puts a big smile on my face.

Are you like this in real life? I really hope so.

CyberLord XP
Oct 18, 2005

Goldie...She says her name is Goldie

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Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.
Another day in the warham thread, another TCM moment.

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