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mutt2jeff
Oct 2, 2004
The one, the only....
Volvo introduces Pedestrian airbags, and its loving stupid.

http://youtu.be/X2Aw4eZoijk

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peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

PEEP THIS...
BITCH!

popup hoods have been a pedestrian safety thing for a while now. I haven't seen them much in the states, but in europe they are much more common (maybe even required by law?)
http://world.honda.com/news/2004/4040824_02.html
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/08/02/nissan-skyline-to-adopt-pop-up-engine-hood/

Looks like the volvo one just adds a little extra bag onto the windshield as well though.

peepsalot fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Aug 25, 2012

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate
Soon we'll have to drive around loving jumping castles just to prevent killing the idiots who are too stupid to look both ways before crossing.


Content:

Motor Trend's second "greatest drag race" video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaS7n6qKQe4

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

^^ I wonder if they used one of the two launches the GTR gearbox can do. ^^


Hello Spaceman posted:

Soon we'll have to drive around loving jumping castles just to prevent killing the idiots who are too stupid to look both ways before crossing.

It's actually one of the reasons the MINI got a visual redesign in 2007. The old design did not meet pedestrian impact standards.

Where I work, I have to dodge jay walkers glued to their smart phones on almost a daily basis. We had at least one hit and injured this year. Which resulted in several company wide notices about not j-walking. Which of course didn't help.

The result is having to protect people who won't protect themselves. Annoying, but that's society.

Extra note: If you live in NYC, jay walking is a loving art. The best ones are attentive and calmly stroll across traffic. The bad ones are hit by cabs. I miss NYC.

Aurune fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Aug 25, 2012

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Hello Spaceman posted:

Soon we'll have to drive around loving jumping castles just to prevent killing the idiots who are too stupid to look both ways before crossing.

Yeah, I know right? We should be fitting loving spikes to the front of our cars. After all, how else are we going to teach these idiots to look both ways if not by impaling them on loving spikes.
:goonsay:

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

mutt2jeff posted:

Volvo introduces Pedestrian airbags, and its loving stupid.

http://youtu.be/X2Aw4eZoijk

The thing about airbags is everyone thinks that when you crash, they deploy 100% of the time, always. They don't. Working at an auto auction for pushing 15 years now, I've seen literally thousands of cars that have been in accidents. A not small percentage of those had airbags that did not deploy in a crash for whatever reason, including some devastating frontal collisions that resulted in serious injury or death.

They help, but always wear your seatbelt, and if you're a pedestrian, watch where you're loving going because you can avoid being hit better than a car can avoid you.

e- also, lol @ the BR-Z in that Motor Trend video. It got crushed, then did a donut because it's a happy lil car. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

The fact that you can buy a Mustang or Camaro that runs high 11's/low 12's from the factory loving blows my mind. 11.6 from a Mustang, goddamn that's fast.

e2- Also from the Motor Trend channel, the guy that started the Pro Touring scene is pitted against the ZL-1.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Aug 25, 2012

mutt2jeff
Oct 2, 2004
The one, the only....
You know what gets hit many hundreds or thousands of times more than pedestrians? Deer. I cant wait until what would be a minor deer strike totals a new car because that airbag went off and hosed everything up.

In other news, enjoy this hour and a half recap of the "Camel Trophy", the land rover years.

http://youtu.be/UGWp8R-IqoE

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate

psychoticmeow posted:

Yeah, I know right? We should be fitting loving spikes to the front of our cars. After all, how else are we going to teach these idiots to look both ways if not by impaling them on loving spikes.
:goonsay:

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

I've been involved in a pedestrian accident. A commuter stepped out of a taxi and immediately ran across the road. He was hit by one car, which flung his body under the wheels of my car. The crunch of his legs and skull under my wheels is what killed him.

No amount of airbags could have saved him. Cars are dangerous, sure, but people are stupid.

That's what the gently caress is wrong with me.

velocityJE
Jul 11, 2001

~ LOVE FOREVER ~

Hello Spaceman posted:



No amount of airbags could have saved him. Cars are dangerous, sure, but people are stupid.

so get rid of all airbags, i see your point. good job :downsbravo:

or did you just want to tell your cool story

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
I can't wait to see a big airbag deploy in the middle of a windshield when one of those things hits a bird or something.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Or you know, maybe if the taxi was fitted with something to soften the impact that meat bag wouldn't have bounced so far and fallen beneath your vehicle?

Peanut President posted:

I can't wait to see a big airbag deploy in the middle of a windshield when one of those things hits a bird or something.

Sounds like something the Mythbusters could put to rest with a bird cannon. I don't know if they'd build a deer cannon though...

Here, have a Datsun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEyXVYavc0M

Anarchist Mae fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Aug 26, 2012

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate

velocityJE posted:

so get rid of all airbags, i see your point. good job :downsbravo:

or did you just want to tell your cool story

I was talking about pedestrian airbags.

psychoticmeow posted:

Or you know, maybe if the taxi was fitted with something to soften the impact that meat bag wouldn't have bounced so far and fallen beneath your vehicle?


Sounds like something the Mythbusters could put to rest with a bird cannon. I don't know if they'd build a deer cannon though...

Here, have a Datsun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEyXVYavc0M

Tell me more about the physics of getting hit by a car at 50 miles per hour.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Peanut President posted:

I can't wait to see a big airbag deploy in the middle of a windshield when one of those things hits a bird or something.

Well, regular airbags don't deploy when that happens, so I'm not sure why they'd decide to throw out any and all knowledge of impacts and just create these to go off when you hit a pigeon.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Hello Spaceman posted:

Tell me more about the physics of getting hit by a car at 50 miles per hour.

Why don't you, since you seem to knowassert so much?

Here, have a Peugeot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLtkJyZ2yhc

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

テ青「テ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク,
テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セ テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク
I like this invisible bicycle helmet/scarf airbag thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kZGTOLBvek

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Preoptopus posted:

I like this invisible bicycle helmet/scarf airbag thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kZGTOLBvek

I could watch the bit at 3:30 all day long. I just don't see something like this catching on, though.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

mlmp08 posted:

Well, regular airbags don't deploy when that happens, so I'm not sure why they'd decide to throw out any and all knowledge of impacts and just create these to go off when you hit a pigeon.

Yes they do, I've seen it happen.

Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>

Dave Inc. posted:

I could watch the bit at 3:30 all day long. I just don't see something like this catching on, though.

I made this for you:

Sirveaux fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Aug 26, 2012

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost
Fast and Furious: Turbobrick edition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7NKwDBGSBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7NKwDBGSBI

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Sirveaux posted:

I made this for you:



This makes me unreasonably happy, thanks.

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

This seems like a poor decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qVhRHfkGQ

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

At least he didn't crash like this guy in a late-model GTO, as the cop directing traffic watches in bemused disbelief:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5PN3ocLvkQ

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006


Lewis Hamilton did it a couple of years ago...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0rsGw21rcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk8JlxZiZ8o

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

テ青「テ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク,
テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セ テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク

They impounded his car for doing a burnout?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Preoptopus posted:

They impounded his car for doing a burnout?
Australia.

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat


Haha, some of the clips were from outside the office building I work in. Jesus loving christ we have a lot of white trash in this area.

Moxie Omen
Mar 15, 2008


E36 M3 owner? loving shocking.

blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.
2012 BMW DTM Gearbox Assembly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?GsDOXmVgsLw

Shhhh.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Fixed that for ya.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





wolrah posted:

Fixed that for ya.

So that guy in the white shirt. His *job* is to stand there and watch the other guys work? I bet he gets paid more than them too!

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

The Locator posted:

So that guy in the white shirt. His *job* is to stand there and watch the other guys work? I bet he gets paid more than them too!

He's probably their boss and either wanted to be in the film or is there to make sure everything goes perfectly for this bit of advertising/showing off. He could be quality control as well.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I've never seen such an angular bellhousing before (and the tail housing/rear diff opening is square). Burly.

e: Interesting that it still seems to use a starter (there's a hole for the flywheel teeth to come out of). I assumed they just push started these things or did whatever F1 cars do.

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Aug 29, 2012

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

Seat Safety Switch posted:

or did whatever F1 cars do.


They stick the drive shaft of a external starter motor into the the back of the transmission. Kind of like a giant gas powered rc car.

Crappy video here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6Yz3Nv7dY

Edit: This is also why F1 cars have that nifty anti-stall system.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Do not watch this video while under the influence of mind altering substances. :catdrugs:

quote:

The last few minutes of a 1984 GM diesel mechanic training "DiscoVision" laserdisc turned into a skipping, garbled mess due to "laser rot".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdy0EC6StHQ

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

SouthLAnd posted:

Do not watch this video while under the influence of mind altering substances. :catdrugs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdy0EC6StHQ

It's like an Aphex Twin music video.

ROFLBOT
Apr 1, 2005
Toyota 86 drift car (with an IS-F V8 shoehorned in)

even the Pro's get it wrong sometimes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQMymbwaDHU



undertyred and lacks a bit of grunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtarthCREqk

ROFLBOT fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Aug 30, 2012

mutt2jeff
Oct 2, 2004
The one, the only....
Pretty cool video of all the effort that went into moving a Giant pressure vessel over roads.

http://youtu.be/3PH0idBnJj4

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

Moxie Omen posted:

E36 M3 owner? loving shocking.

This is why I can't find a clean one anywhere

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Holy mother of god the noise.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byJ5NH5t37U

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Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004
I just came across this while trying to find if anyone has ever rallyx'ed an S2000:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJuzn_eFvDw

The water spray kills me.

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