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Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

King Rollo was fantastic, and it's even better to watch now when you're reasonably drunk. His cat is the bossest motherfucker in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziijk5pUMV0

Look at the cat climb that tree!

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's not something like Noggin the Nog is it?

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

DaWolfey posted:

If it's just incidental music that makes it really hard.

Best I can think of is King Rollo or Towser, they are sort of Mr Benn style but their soundtrack was mostly sort of band based funk type stuff.


goatface posted:

It's not something like Noggin the Nog is it?

Buml0r posted:

It is bothering me enormously that I don't know this, because it means my one true skill is flagging. I can sing you songs from Chips' Comic for flip's sake, I should be on top of this.

So we might have to do some work to hunt this down. My first stop was King Rollo. That's definitely a bit sort-of Mr Ben-ish, and its theme tune isn't a million miles from your tune (though it's definitely not that). That series is full of incidental music, in the couple of episodes I've skimmed through on Youtube just now I heard about four entirely separate pieces, none of them yours, but it could be in there somewhere.

I suggest starting with a programme you remember watching but that is at least slightly forgotten now, and keep thumbing through the related links in case you're reminded of any programmes you'd totally forgot you ever watched. You might find it.

Thanks for trying everyone, but please don't let it bother you Buml0r! I kind of expected someone would just know it instantly and put me out of my misery. I did get excited at the Towser and Noggin the Nog suggestions because I remember watching them. Not those though. Maybe I've convinced myself it's from a kids show when it's not. I'm sorry everyone, but please, if you do remember let me know, but don't go any further out of your way to find it.

I'm off to watch every single episode of every single kids show that was on during my childhood. I may be some time.

Elphiem
Dec 4, 2005

CFC Fan
Has anyone here watched more Corrie than me?

I've seen every episode from around 03/04 to present.

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

Elphiem posted:

Has anyone here watched more Corrie than me?

I've seen every episode from around 03/04 to present.

Chelsea fan.
Corrie watcher.

Building a pretty good picture, here.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

It says a lot about goons that we can identify a porn clip in an hour or so but are tragically lost when it comes to kids TV.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Elphiem posted:

Has anyone here watched more Corrie than me?

I've seen every episode from around 03/04 to present.

Possibly my Grandma. She watches all the soaps, taping the ones that overlap on the schedules. She talks as if the characters were real people.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

My mother watches the big 3 soaps, and I don't think she's missed an episode in a good few years now.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
I'd like to make a counter claim of 'Has anyone seen less corrie than me?'. Never watched a single episode apart from clips of it on TV Burp. Also never seen a single Emmerdale, The Bill or Home & Away. gently caress ITV.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Giedroyc posted:

I'd like to make a counter claim of 'Has anyone seen less corrie than me?'. Never watched a single episode apart from clips of it on TV Burp. Also never seen a single Emmerdale, The Bill or Home & Away. gently caress ITV.


You've missed out. do you make up for it with watching more eastenders or hollyoaks?

Strom Cuzewon posted:

It says a lot about goons that we can identify a porn clip in an hour or so

I can't.

Elphiem
Dec 4, 2005

CFC Fan

Sion posted:

Chelsea fan.
Corrie watcher.

Building a pretty good picture, here.

I guess it doesn't help that I also watch TOWIE, MIC, BNTM, BB. Mostly ironically though.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Elphiem posted:

Mostly ironically though.

"Irony has only emergency use. Carried over time, it is the voice of the trapped who have come to enjoy the cage."
-Lewis Hyde

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

stickyfngrdboy posted:

I'm off to watch every single episode of every single kids show that was on during my childhood. I may be some time.

something good has come out of this then.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

stickyfngrdboy posted:

I didn't known where to post this, but this thread is full of knowledgeable folk so I'm putting it here. I have a tune in my head, it's been there for as long as I can remember. I think it is the incidental or theme music to a British kids' TV show. One with a narrator, and a style similar to Mr Benn, maybe. It's about all I can manage.

My interpretation of the tune, made using VST software, is here, and aside from not knowing if it's in the correct key, and not knowing how it ends exactly, it is exactly as I remember it (bassoon for a bit, trumpet for a bit, xylophone or something, maybe more added stuff I'm not sure). I was hoping one of you - please God at least one of you - will know what it is.

Could it be the Mr Men? It's not quite like it but a bit.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Leon with a Zero posted:

You've missed out.

From what I've seen he really, really hasn't.

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

Elphiem posted:

I guess it doesn't help that I also watch TOWIE, MIC, BNTM, BB. Mostly ironically though.

Ironic watchers show up in the ratings just the same, buddy.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Sion posted:

Ironic watchers show up in the ratings just the same, buddy.

Not unless they have a BARB box.

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

Flatscan posted:

Not unless they have a BARB box.

Do you still need a BARB box if you have Sky Digital? I heard somewhere that there was some terrible space magic that allowed them to track how many were watching what and when.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Sion posted:

Do you still need a BARB box if you have Sky Digital? I heard somewhere that there was some terrible space magic that allowed them to track how many were watching what and when.

You still need a BARB box. Sky boxes do send back data, but it's not that detailed or useful.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Danny Mills is on Masterchef. I'm watching it til he hacks down one of the others and protests his innocence, throwing his arms in the air towards Gregg and John in feigned exasperation. Won't take long, surely.

Jonnty
Aug 2, 2007

The enemy has become a flaming star!

Flatscan posted:

You still need a BARB box. Sky boxes do send back data, but it's not that detailed or useful.

I realised while watching iPlayer on youview that I probably was finally incrementing some relevant viewing figure somewhere by watching something on TV. The modern world, eh.

lazyjane
Aug 24, 2003

Lemurs, Man, Lemurs

Elphiem posted:

Has anyone here watched more Corrie than me?

I've seen every episode from around 03/04 to present.

That would be me. I'd ask what I win but I'm not sure I'd want to know the answer.

I love low-brow telly.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
The problem I have with every soap is that they never end. I like some finality to my drama. Soaps just don't seem like very cathartic viewing.

King Crab
Nov 12, 2005

lets pretend i didnt say that and lets als0 pretend it isnt inevitable
Did anybody catch For The Love Of Dogs on ITV? It will hopefully have a good impact on people rehoming rescue dogs and is a nice bit of light entertainment.

Sargeant Biffalot
Nov 24, 2006

VogeGandire posted:

My mother watches the big 3 soaps, and I don't think she's missed an episode in a good few years now.

I was under the impression that you are meant to miss episodes. Hence why they spend most of their running time recapping/reiterating the plot.

NaDy posted:

The problem I have with every soap is that they never end. I like some finality to my drama. Soaps just don't seem like very cathartic viewing.

Well like bloated fantasy epics they are for people who want to spend a lot of time in a fictional world but are novelty averse. But I kind of like the way characters will come in and have a bit of a plotline and then just sort of hang around and be a background character in someone else's story for a while. If nothing else it avoids the usual problem of minority groups being stereotyped because they get plots built around their minority status. I mean, I watch about an episode a month so there's maybe some horrendous plotlines I missed, but I was always kind of impressed by the way Corrie had a transsexual character who was just one of their pool of female characters most of the time. I don't think you would have got that on a more limited run show, because there's more of a rationale behind everything, whereas the setting/cast of a soap is just the sum of everything that's happened previously.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

King Crab posted:

Did anybody catch For The Love Of Dogs on ITV? It will hopefully have a good impact on people rehoming rescue dogs and is a nice bit of light entertainment.

I volunteer in a local dogs home and feel shelters like ours could benefit if the show really pushes the adoption angle. Not everyone can have a few week old puppy I am afraid.

I did well up during the scenes with the abandoned staffie. People who do that deserve maiming.

Buml0r
Sep 15, 2003

WIGGLE HE

hookerbot 5000 posted:

Could it be the Mr Men? It's not quite like it but a bit.

That's a good guess based on the clues, but I'm fairly sure it isn't from the Mr. Men. I'd probably recognise it if it was. I can sing you some pretty obscure Mr. Men tunes, but I don't know this one. It's possible that it could be from just one episode or something, though.

King Crab
Nov 12, 2005

lets pretend i didnt say that and lets als0 pretend it isnt inevitable

britishbornandbread posted:

I volunteer in a local dogs home and feel shelters like ours could benefit if the show really pushes the adoption angle. Not everyone can have a few week old puppy I am afraid.

I did well up during the scenes with the abandoned staffie. People who do that deserve maiming.

Yeah, they followed a good number of dogs when they were filming. Hopefully it won't all be puppies that they show as they had a quite a few staffies on their watch.

sex pervert
Mar 22, 2011

Elphiem posted:

Has anyone here watched more Corrie than me?

I've seen every episode from around 03/04 to present.

I sometimes watch it if I'm absolutely knackered in the evening and can't move from the sofa. My nan never misses an episode and still unplugs the phone when it's on.

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

This is kinda neat.

quote:

Users of BBC catch-up service iPlayer can now download programmes to watch on phones, tablets and other mobile devices at a later date.

They can save any programme for up to 30 days - but once they hit play, have to finish watching it within a week.

Available on iPhone, iPad and iPod touch devices, the feature will be coming to Android devices soon.

Last month alone there were 30 million requests for iPlayer programmes via a mobile or tablet, according to the BBC.

"With mobile downloads for BBC iPlayer, you can now load up your mobile phone or tablet with hours and hours of BBC television programmes, then watch them on the road, on the Tube, on a plane, without worrying about having an internet connection or running up a mobile data bill," said Daniel Danker, general manager of programmes and on-demand for the BBC.

"So you can fill up your device and take the BBC with you on holiday," he added.

The launch comes as rival ITV is considering a similar service for which it would charge.

Launched in December 2007, the BBC iPlayer allows viewers to watch selected TV programmes for up to seven days after broadcast.

Mr Empty
Feb 23, 2011
They cut out a load of the tedious elimination tension stuff in the Bakeoff edit this week - the bits where they talk about who is in trouble this week etc. Love it. Still think the show should scrap having one person get "fired" per episode and just have a star baker each week and an overall winner at the end of the series.

Scottish hipster is my current favourite, love his experimentation.

DaWolfey
Oct 25, 2003

College Slice
Scandal and corruption in the Bake Off!

http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/broadcasters/bake-off-broke-bbc-brand-rules/5045994.article posted:

Love Productions has broken BBC editorial rules by borrowing prominently branded Smeg fridges for use in The Great British Bake Off.

The Italian kitchen appliance firm has lent the indie a number of new FAB30 fridges for the past two series of the hit BBC2 format. This broke BBC guidelines requiring indies to pay to hire on screen equipment.

The issue came to the BBC’s attention in a letter written to the Radio Times. Viewer Andrew Smith claimed to have spotted the Smeg logo 37 times in a single episode before “giving up” counting.

...

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.
I've been watching Corrie since about 1996. It can be pretty funny sometimes. For example Roy (the spergy trainspotter who married the transvestite) was playing chess with Mad Mary and it resulted in lines such as "“I've dripped piccalilli on your bishop"
and
“It was something of a marathon session! I’m afraid I mated your husband. Twice!”

Giedroyc posted:

I'd like to make a counter claim of 'Has anyone seen less corrie than me?'. Never watched a single episode apart from clips of it on TV Burp. Also never seen a single Emmerdale, The Bill or Home & Away. gently caress ITV.
I was pretty snobby towards ITV as a child, it seemed like all the naughty kids liked ITV and children that watched BBC were better behaved.

Beep Street fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Sep 4, 2012

Holy Doughnuts!
Oct 20, 2010

Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Argh I've only just caught that episode of QI with the ventriloquist and it's paaaaiinnfuuull. Why was she booked?

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Giedroyc posted:

I'd like to make a counter claim of 'Has anyone seen less corrie than me?'. Never watched a single episode apart from clips of it on TV Burp. Also never seen a single Emmerdale, The Bill or Home & Away. gently caress ITV.

Hey now, The Bill was good for the first few years it was on. It didn't turn into soap opera bollocks until the late nineties.

Irisi
Feb 18, 2009

DaWolfey posted:

Scandal and corruption in the Bake Off!

Ooops. Silly Bake-Off. I have to question the sanity of "Viewer Andrew Smith" though. What a sad and cheerless little individual he must be, to sit and count Smegs instead of gazing lovingly at the mountains of chocolate and pies and deliciousness on view. I just don't understand that sort of mentality.

And I love Scottish Hipster too. His jumpers are adorable, and so are his meringues.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Mr Empty posted:

They cut out a load of the tedious elimination tension stuff in the Bakeoff edit this week - the bits where they talk about who is in trouble this week etc. Love it. Still think the show should scrap having one person get "fired" per episode and just have a star baker each week and an overall winner at the end of the series.

Scottish hipster is my current favourite, love his experimentation.

I prefer flustered emo lad. He does seem to get himself into a pickle. That dick who wrote to Radio Times probably has a wife sharpening a shiv in the kitchen to stab him between the eyes whilst he sleeps.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Holy Doughnuts! posted:

Argh I've only just caught that episode of QI with the ventriloquist and it's paaaaiinnfuuull. Why was she booked?

Nina Conti's pretty good by herself. I think she was either pushed into bringing the puppet along for the purpose of the one 'belly talking' section or she was trying to do some kind of weird tribute to Ken Campbell and his experimental theatre (iirc it was originally his puppet and he was a kind of mentor to her).

Either way, it fell horribly flat.

DaWolfey
Oct 25, 2003

College Slice

Irisi posted:

What a sad and cheerless little individual he must be, to sit and count Smegs instead of gazing lovingly at the mountains of chocolate and pies and deliciousness on view. I just don't understand that sort of mentality.

You'd be surprised, the Ofcom report shows what some people will complain about. The phone-in sex channels on Sky have repeatedly broken the rules for showing too much skin ("Showing inner labial or anal detail" is a particularly erotic descriptor) or gyrating too sexily too close to the camera.

Who the gently caress would complain about that?
"Ah yes, semi-naked ladies who I am watching and possibly masturbating to in-between the free 10 minute previews of the porn channel. Oh, hey, steady on there madam, that's a bit too sexy. Gosh, she is simulating sex! And I saw her vagina briefly! Right, what's Ofcoms number i'm putting a stop to this"

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Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

Flatscan posted:

Hey now, The Bill was good for the first few years it was on. It didn't turn into soap opera bollocks until the late nineties.
The half hour episodes were brilliant, I used to watch them on UK Gold all the time. It turned into soapy nonsense when it changed to hour long episodes.

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