Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

triplexpac posted:

Right there Sheamus is reminding me of when Edge was a face trying to get over "Edge-heads", or Kane pushing "Kane-anites"

Or the best of all, "Test-icles"
"Mr ZIGGLES!"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Perigryn posted:

"Mr ZIGGLES!"

Haha I forgot that one. WWE really has a hard time making faces compelling

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

triplexpac posted:

Haha I forgot that one. WWE really has a hard time making faces compelling

Y2Cheap
Chris Jerich-jerk (DDP)

Triple-Kan
Dec 29, 2008

Frot Lesnar posted:

Y2Cheap
Chris Jerich-jerk (DDP)

Hollywood SCUM Hogan

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
I liked when Bret had a run of calling everyone a "big stupid dummy" personally. He said it with a shitload of spite too.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
What was it that Cena tried to get over for a while? "CM Scum"?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I'm surprised nobody has called him Punky Brewster. That's the kind of dated WWE insult fit for them.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I'm surprised nobody has called him Punky Brewster. That's the kind of dated WWE insult fit for them.

WWE's pop culture references are getting timelier and timelier, especially with the quick turnaround on last night's Eastwood joke.

Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!

Thunder Hammerfist posted:

WWE's pop culture references are getting timelier and timelier, especially with the quick turnaround on last night's Eastwood joke.

The only reason Vince knew about that is because of Linda and the election.

sexy_trash
Jul 4, 2008

WH2K IS JERICHO

Thunder Hammerfist posted:

WWE's pop culture references are getting timelier and timelier, especially with the quick turnaround on last night's Eastwood joke.

I got so excited for that. That was such a great little moment.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Perigryn posted:

What was it that Cena tried to get over for a while? "CM Scum"?


CM Sucks.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

TL posted:

CM Sucks.
THAT'S it. Thanks.

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum
The great thing about that is when chanted by a crowd sounds a lot like "Cena Sucks"

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Perigryn posted:

"Mr ZIGGLES!"

FROG FACE!!!!!!!!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

incredible bear posted:

The great thing about that is when chanted by a crowd sounds a lot like "Cena Sucks"

Therein lies the cleverness that is John Cena.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

HulkaMatt posted:

FROG FACE!!!!!!!!

Goat Face????

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

He also writes at like a 9th grade level, which is humorously ironic. Anyway, he is dumb and also stupid.

And now Sheamus, trying to get over a new name for Punk.

See, "Spineless" rhymes with "Punk".

It's like when Cena was feuding with Jericho and dubbed him "Y2Cheap."

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Jay 2K Winger posted:

It's like when Cena was feuding with Jericho and dubbed him "Y2Cheap."

Frot Lesnar posted:

Y2Cheap
Chris Jerich-jerk (DDP)

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Triple-Kan posted:

Hollywood SCUM Hogan

DDP is the best. There is nobody that looked scummier than DDP but he ended up claiming everyone else was scummy.

BANG!

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Triple-Kan posted:

Hollywood SCUM Hogan

Everytime I hear or read that, my next thought is "New World Odor." God Zybysco sucked.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Sheamus posted:

I'm calling Mr. Punk 'Shandy' from now on... Why? Cuz he's rocking a Sh-eamus beard & a R-andy buzz cut! #cmspineless

CM Punk posted:

@WWESheamus yes. A "sheamus" beard. Google Harley Race. Ya might learn something. Like the fact that he never wore 6 inch lifts in his boots
:iceburn:

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.


When do we make a Kurt Angle topic? He's getting really close to complete mental breakdown.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Guess he got hacked again.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Sweeney Tom posted:

Guess he got hacked again.

He's moved on from crying hack, to eventually claiming it was all a joke with a smiley face. And then back to rants. And then it was a joke again.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Flameingblack posted:



When do we make a Kurt Angle topic? He's getting really close to complete mental breakdown.
Oh Kurt...what'd they do to you over there that encourages this behaviour?


Sheamus posted:

@CMPunk wow can't believe u played the Race-card... But if u ever need a 6-inch lift a swift #brogue to arse will get u there fella ;)

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Flameingblack posted:



When do we make a Kurt Angle topic? He's getting really close to complete mental breakdown.
He's going to turn into Benoit at some point and kill himself :smith:

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





He's gotta be careful, twitter hackers love targeting drug addicts.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Perigryn posted:

Sheamus posted:
@CMPunk wow can't believe u played the Race-card... But if u ever need a 6-inch lift a swift #brogue to arse will get u there fella

Sheamus is bad at Twitter insults.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
I thought the Race-card line was a good one.

CMPunk posted:

“@theANTISA1NT: @CMPunk Harley Race. Another legend because "they" tell us he's a legend.” Worst tweet. Ignorant. Harley is the best of us.

Punk knows what's what.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Flameingblack posted:



When do we make a Kurt Angle topic? He's getting really close to complete mental breakdown.

Crazy 88s hacked his twitter again :ohdear:

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
"Played the Race card" is hilarious and clever.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I can not believe that anyone is stupid enough to bad mouth Harley Race. Do you know what that man could do to you?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Harley Race is pretty much the real-life version of Ramses Luther Smuckles.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

bobkatt013 posted:

I can not believe that anyone is stupid enough to bad mouth Harley Race. Do you know what that man could do to you?
An excuse to post this :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XBbdh1HHKc

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DannoMack posted:

"Played the Race card" is hilarious and clever.

This. That might be the only funny thing Sheamus said but it's pretty fuckin' funny.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The best/scariest promo.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

bobkatt013 posted:

I can not believe that anyone is stupid enough to bad mouth Harley Race. Do you know what that man could do to you?

I'm worried for my safety and all I did was read the drat thing. :ohdear:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

whatsabattle posted:

I'm worried for my safety and all I did was read the drat thing. :ohdear:

You read that and then you hear the doorbell ring

EyeRChris
Mar 3, 2010

Intergalactic, all-planetary, everything super-supreme champion
I would love if a wrestler today was able to deliver promos like that. Voice methodical and never rising above a normal speaking tone. And when he says he is going to kick your rear end to prove he is the best the entire world believes it.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

CM Punk posted:

Things I do for cupcakes. #vespainthepouringrain

That is just begging for fan art.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply