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Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.
Nick & Artie Show on DirecTV is great. The set looks fantastic.

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
Haha that's outstanding!

Fist
Sep 16, 2007


I don't know. He probably has lots of chemicals in there making it move that way.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Fist posted:

I don't know. He probably has lots of chemicals in there making it move that way.

I don't know...the screen cap is awfully suspicious looking - looks like you can see his real hairline underneath. I've had long hair my entire life. That isn't normal.




kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
ba ba booey

ma ma monkey

ra ra retard

ta ta toothy

fa fa flo hi

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
WA WA wig wearer

bulbous nub
Jul 29, 2007

It's ok; I'm taking it back.
Lipstick Apathy

Bonzo posted:

WA WA wig wearer

Ha Ha hairpiece

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

bulbous nub posted:

Ha Ha hairpiece

BA BA balding

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

This is just desserts for his years of relentlessly mocking John Debella's baldness.

De-Baldy.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Aa Aa Alopecia?

I'm sorry.

e: that gif :stare:

Whose hair moves like that? That looks ridiculous.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Oh be still, you wig-wearing hump.


It does make sense. Howard used to brutally goof on OCD people before admitting he had it himself.

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

It does look strange. The only explanation I can come up with is that he does have a normal balding hairline underneath, and just uses the long hair bangs from the top of his head to cover it.

Should get some actual hair/wig experts to comment though.


Edit: I thought I remember a story ages ago about some worker who was in Howards apartment talking about hair product/dye/wig or something. Howard denied it as made up.. can't remember the specifics.

ziglol fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Sep 8, 2012

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ziglol posted:

It does look strange. The only explanation I can come up with is that he does have a normal balding hairline underneath, and just uses the long hair bangs from the top of his head to cover it.

Should get some actual hair/wig experts to comment though.


Edit: I thought I remember a story ages ago about some worker who was in Howards apartment talking about hair product/dye/wig or something. Howard denied it as made up.. can't remember the specifics.

I know there was one story about how Howard keeps his dentures in a glass by the bed. Howard claimed that it was a mouthpiece he wore at night to prevent him from grinding his teeth.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
So fake hair, fake teeth, he probably puts on a human skin before he leaves the house to cover up his reptile skin

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
No wonder he stays home all the time. If I had to do all that just to go outside I'd say "gently caress it" too.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010
Fuckers are ruthless:

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Bonzo posted:

No wonder he stays home all the time. If I had to do all that just to go outside I'd say "gently caress it" too.

For serious. I can barely slap a little gel in my hair and blow it dry and that only takes about 10 minutes. Lacing in a wig? No thanks. I'd never leave my house.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
So are we one hundred percent certain that it's a wig?

mrfreeze
Apr 3, 2009

Jon Arbuckle: Master of pleasuring women

So I was listening to the Impressions show last night on the way home from work, and they were playing the "Impersonate Jackie for a cd player" contest. Did I hear correctly that one of the contestants was "Anthony" from the Opie and Anthony show? He did Jackie, and I think Sam Kinison, then when Howard asked if he was a professional he said that he did bits on the Opie show late at night. If so, that's pretty hilarious considering how that whole thing turned out.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

AxeManiac posted:

So fake hair, fake teeth, he probably puts on a human skin before he leaves the house to cover up his reptile skin

Must be a Targzissian.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

mrfreeze posted:

So I was listening to the Impressions show last night on the way home from work, and they were playing the "Impersonate Jackie for a cd player" contest. Did I hear correctly that one of the contestants was "Anthony" from the Opie and Anthony show? He did Jackie, and I think Sam Kinison, then when Howard asked if he was a professional he said that he did bits on the Opie show late at night. If so, that's pretty hilarious considering how that whole thing turned out.

Yup, that's Anthony from O&A.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

Must be a Targzissian.

hahahaha (What ever happened to Riley Martin btw?)

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

hahahaha (What ever happened to Riley Martin btw?)

I think his show is still on Sirius but I never hear them play clips from it anymore on the show.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

Joe Don Baker posted:

I think his show is still on Sirius but I never hear them play clips from it anymore on the show.

It's still on, I listen to it religiously. The best calls are from people that came off interested in asking Riley questions, then blindside him with asking him if he comes on Erons face. Then show gets completely derailed with a drunken rant from Riley.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

It's still on, I listen to it religiously. The best calls are from people that came off interested in asking Riley questions, then blindside him with asking him if he comes on Erons face. Then show gets completely derailed with a drunken rant from Riley.

The crank calls always are the best

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

It's still on, I listen to it religiously. The best calls are from people that came off interested in asking Riley questions, then blindside him with asking him if he comes on Erons face. Then show gets completely derailed with a drunken rant from Riley.

This sounds amazing. Almost makes me wish I hadn't unsubscribed.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
So he still gets food poisoning

agarjogger
May 16, 2011
I thought this Howard Stern guy might be alright until I saw Sirius radio about to go into Chapter 11 in order to keep paying him like 68 million dollars a year. Then I realized he must just suck that loving much. Thanks, Stern, for helping to kill satellite radio and not much else.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

agarjogger posted:

I thought this Howard Stern guy might be alright until I saw Sirius radio about to go into Chapter 11 in order to keep paying him like 68 million dollars a year. Then I realized he must just suck that loving much. Thanks, Stern, for helping to kill satellite radio and not much else.

Well he almost helped kill Artie Lange too.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

agarjogger posted:

I thought this Howard Stern guy might be alright until I saw Sirius radio about to go into Chapter 11 in order to keep paying him like 68 million dollars a year. Then I realized he must just suck that loving much. Thanks, Stern, for helping to kill satellite radio and not much else.

Idiots in management making inane programming decisions killed satellite radio and Stern's the only reason it ever had a fighting chance.

Mike Tahoe
May 21, 2007

He knows what it means.
It's been awhile since I've heard Riley, but the last show I listened to ended early because Riley wasn't feeling well. It was supposed to be a two hour special (in the afternoon as opposed to midnight or whenever he's usually on) where they were building up to some big revelation about the end of the world or some such nonsense, but after about an hour, Riley started barfing. So he quickly gave his shout outs and let the audience know that the world wasn't going to end this year and got the hell out of there so he could go puke in peace. Jim McClure was left with like 50 minutes of time to fill.

Howard's giving us two live shows this week. The last time Howard only worked two days in a week, the Best of the Week team had to throw in an old Tracy Morgan interview just to have enough material for the show.

nukem
Jun 6, 2003

Yes, I love that man of mine.


From that same Dawgs Saloon thread about the Letterman appearance. Jesus Christ.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Holy Calamity! posted:

Idiots in management making inane programming decisions killed satellite radio and Stern's the only reason it ever had a fighting chance.

There were huge differences in the music playlists pre-Howard, pre-merger, and post-merger. After the merger, outside of niche genres, the music was no different than local FM. Why should I pay money for that? Especially (my girlfriend still has XM so I get to hear this poo poo) when they have obnoxious as gently caress DJ's like that insanely annoying broad Madison on Alt Nation.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
After being off for two and a half weeks, he's only live 2 days this week. Good thing my radio has been working for all these months without an active subscription.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FogHelmut posted:

There were huge differences in the music playlists pre-Howard, pre-merger, and post-merger. After the merger, outside of niche genres, the music was no different than local FM. Why should I pay money for that? Especially (my girlfriend still has XM so I get to hear this poo poo) when they have obnoxious as gently caress DJ's like that insanely annoying broad Madison on Alt Nation.

There's still some good music to be had, although they killed the Punk station, for which I will never forgive them. :argh:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Evil Agita posted:

Well he almost helped kill Artie Lange too.

They may have been super in denial and by extension enablers, but let's be clear, Artie Lange almost killed Artie Lange.

geera
May 20, 2003

Joe Don Baker posted:

After being off for two and a half weeks, he's only live 2 days this week. Good thing my radio has been working for all these months without an active subscription.
Yeah, I heard him mention that they're off on Wednesday this week. The only reason I pay for Sirius is for Howard at this point, I don't remember the last time I listened to a music station instead of Pandora. It's really hard to justify $15 per month on a show that's going to be live twice in a 3 week stretch.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

geera posted:

Yeah, I heard him mention that they're off on Wednesday this week. The only reason I pay for Sirius is for Howard at this point, I don't remember the last time I listened to a music station instead of Pandora. It's really hard to justify $15 per month on a show that's going to be live twice in a 3 week stretch.

No, but you see, he's in the city working, so it's the same thing as doing his radio show. Naturally.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Since Howard was so into Chyna China Doll Joanie Lauer Chyna for a while and her sex tape; did it ever come up on air that she is now acting in porn? She plays the She Hulk in the Avengers XXX Parody. It was a weird thing to stumble upon let me tell you.

I couldn't help but hear Fred doing his Chyna/Nicole Bass/Herman Munster voice as the scene played out.

"Wow, your cock looks as big as mine."

"Ooh yeah big-boy, put it in me. Here let me move my balls out of your way first."

and so forth...

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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

FogHelmut posted:

There were huge differences in the music playlists pre-Howard, pre-merger, and post-merger. After the merger, outside of niche genres, the music was no different than local FM. Why should I pay money for that? Especially (my girlfriend still has XM so I get to hear this poo poo) when they have obnoxious as gently caress DJ's like that insanely annoying broad Madison on Alt Nation.

Pre-merger I was a hardcore fan of the music stations, but when they cut down a bunch of channels the programming also turned to poo poo.

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