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I have a question about a joke and I need it solved! When George interrupted Kramer from reading the Penthouse forum, he said "if it is true, then there are an usual amount of people in this country having sex WITH AMPUTEES!" I don't get it. Did Penthouse Forum have an amputee sex section, or what? Were there a ton of stories printed in there with amputee sex? I wouldn't think so, so what was George talking about?
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stratdax posted:I have a question about a joke and I need it solved! When George interrupted Kramer from reading the Penthouse forum, he said "if it is true, then there are an usual amount of people in this country having sex WITH AMPUTEES!" The joke was simply the amount of unusual/exotic sexual encounters in Penthouse Forum. George was just pointing out the absurdity of all the stories supposedly being legit.
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Sep 8, 2012 06:26
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My friend was telling me a rather funny story about what happened between him and his wife after they watched an episode where Elaine describes 'the tap' she does when she's had enough pleasuring. It doesn't ring a bell with with me and I'd like to watch it, anyone know what episode I'm on about?
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Sep 8, 2012 12:46
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Junkenstein posted:My friend was telling me a rather funny story about what happened between him and his wife after they watched an episode where Elaine describes 'the tap' she does when she's had enough pleasuring. It doesn't ring a bell with with me and I'd like to watch it, anyone know what episode I'm on about? I think it's The Mango from Season 5, where There's one LIIIIIIIITLE problem
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Sep 8, 2012 12:57
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Jerusalem posted:I think it's The Mango from Season 5, where The Fusilli Jerry is the one where Puddy steals Jerry's move.
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Sep 8, 2012 16:41
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tk posted:The Fusilli Jerry is the one where Puddy steals Jerry's move.
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Sep 8, 2012 17:50
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Robnoxious posted:It feels like aliens poking at my body. I'm...pleasuring you?
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Sep 8, 2012 17:53
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tk posted:The Fusilli Jerry is the one where Puddy steals Jerry's move. Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
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Sep 8, 2012 19:11
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Mystic_Squid posted:What kinda show is that Sandos Brothers? They take your jacket, then they just throw it? I never heard of that! I forgot how awesome this episode is.
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Sep 8, 2012 19:17
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tk posted:The Fusilli Jerry is the one where Puddy steals Jerry's move. I get it, because he's silly! 
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Sep 8, 2012 19:18
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Jerusalem posted:I get it, because he's silly! Do you always have to be so funny? Would it kill you to just not be funny all the time?
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Sep 8, 2012 19:57
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Chexoid posted:Do you always have to be so funny? Would it kill you to just not be funny all the time? I'm a joke maker.
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Sep 8, 2012 21:31
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Chexoid posted:Do you always have to be so funny? Would it kill you to just not be funny all the time? Happy birthday? No such thing.
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Sep 8, 2012 21:37
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LARRY JEW posted:Happy birthday? No such thing. Jerry reaches for the milk for his coffee. Cheryl: I think it's curdled. Jerry: I don't care. 
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Sep 8, 2012 21:58
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Are you an assassin?Gyshall posted:I forgot how awesome this episode is. It definitely has the hottest random Jerry girlfriend-of-the-week
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Sep 8, 2012 23:07
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I can't drink this! It's warm!
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Sep 8, 2012 23:26
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Supreme Allah posted:It definitely has the hottest random Jerry girlfriend-of-the-week They're real, and they're spectacular!
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Sep 8, 2012 23:34
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No, I mentioned the bisque.
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Sep 9, 2012 00:22
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85 cents!? Now THAT is outrageous!
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Sep 9, 2012 00:50
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You didn't ask her HOW she knew Marisa Tomei? (How is she still that hot?)
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Sep 9, 2012 01:30
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neoboman posted:(How is she still that hot?) I'm starting to think you have a little thing for this Marisa Tomei!
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Sep 9, 2012 04:24
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We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like uh, shaving.
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Sep 9, 2012 04:26
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Jerusalem posted:I'm starting to think you have a little thing for this Marisa Tomei! Uh oh, Jerusalem is starting to think I like her more than him. 
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Sep 9, 2012 06:21
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Vigilance posted:We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like uh, shaving. I shave at the gym.
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Sep 9, 2012 10:22
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stratdax posted:I shave at the gym. Lot of loose change on the swimming pool floor 
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Sep 9, 2012 10:24
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Need help with a trivia question my friend asked me "Name 15 times Kramer has had a REAL job" He later went on to say meaning he had a boss. I can only come up with 11.
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Sep 9, 2012 12:32
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Calliper posted:Need help with a trivia question my friend asked me No, I never had a job.
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Sep 9, 2012 15:00
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Calliper posted:Need help with a trivia question my friend asked me Maybe it should be either/or. You could argue that in, "but I don't even really work here," he had a boss with no job, whereas, eg, the Peterman Reality Tour was a job with no boss. Now list the 11, already.
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Sep 9, 2012 15:59
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-"I don't even really work here" -Bagel maker -Peterman reality tour bus driver -Marlboro Billboard model -Murphy Brown Actor -Author of coffee table book -Promoter for the Alex theater? -Mister Moviefone - Most of these probably don't count... OldSenileGuy fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Sep 9, 2012 |
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Sep 9, 2012 16:31
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-Calvin Klein underwear model
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Sep 9, 2012 17:28
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- Santa - Police lineup guy - Picking up trash as a convict? Not sure that counts.
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Sep 9, 2012 17:31
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- Tennis ball man - "They gave me gonorrhea" - TV stand-in
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Sep 9, 2012 18:10
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There's the rickshaw business him and Newman set up, and perhaps the handsome cab ride with the Ross's too? Neither of these really count either I suppose.
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Sep 9, 2012 18:10
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Professional gambler. He made $18,000 betting on Pappanick in the first race - his father was a mudder, his mother was a mudder.
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Sep 9, 2012 18:23
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Seat filler for the Tony awards.
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Sep 9, 2012 18:59
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Producer of a Tony Award-winning musical.
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Sep 9, 2012 19:14
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A messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken
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Sep 9, 2012 19:18
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We've been debating if PBS fund raiser and producer credit on scarsdale surprise count 1. ball boy 2. stand in on all my children 3. actor in woody allen movie 4. actor at medical school 5. army 6. h & h bagel 7. seat filler 8. santa 9. murphy brown 10. leland and brant investments 11. model for calvin klein underwear
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Sep 9, 2012 19:21
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Chaperone/adviser for Miss America contestant, maybe.
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Sep 9, 2012 20:00
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Didn't he take over that guy's car parking service?
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