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blorpy
Jan 5, 2005

by the way you still didn't answer how you do search

also reminder that this shitheel made a website using php and no caching layer in tyool 2012

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Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano
is it on gust cos it blows

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
hahahahaheheheeehoho

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything
Caching layer can always come later. You are acting like it is end of the world that I don't have a caching layer right away.

Are you really that Mark from your profile picture?

Ian McLean fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Sep 10, 2012

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything
What language would you write a web application in these days if not PHP?

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything
I mean... I like python. I think it is much more clean.

PHP resources for web applications though....

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Ian McLean posted:

Cashing layer can always come later. You are acting like it is end of the world that I don't have a cashing layer right away.

Are you really that Mark from your profile picture?

best freudian slip

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
paging tiny bug child. php on aisle 3. tiny bug child, aisle 3

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
he really is that mark from his profile picture yes that's him

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything
Honestly, I love the scrutiny.

These cryptic insider expressions you guys using all the time requiring me to do a google search on everything. I suppose I could do with a bit less ambiguousness. Anyways all the same.

STUPID TINY PHP BUGS!

What language do you develop in Dr. Honked. Can't just give me straight up answers on anything...

Gotta read bs like "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed" when I asked to be enlightened on a topic. Seriously... what the crap.

It's still good times I suppose.

Ian McLean fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Sep 10, 2012

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
code it in node.js - js on the server side AND the client side. wowie! talk about easy! and fun too!

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
ian - "tiny bug child" is a poster here who codes in php and is an evangelist for the language. he also has novel ideas about security and he has an intern who is great.

i have no idea who "that mark" is. i'm just messin.

my main language is c++, i'm not a web developer. i make games.

ian. ian ian ian. you are currently posting in YOSPOS. if you truly seek enlightenment, you shall find it here, but not in the way that you imagine.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

barbarianbob posted:

code it in node.js - js on the server side AND the client side. wowie! talk about easy! and fun too!

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
ian - barbarianbob is a highly regarded "hacker" on this message board and you should listen to him

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
isn't ruby on rails the new cool web language? I've heard enough about it to say that in my expert opinion you should be coding in that.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
please use java or c#

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


can you plz do it in vrml so people can walk thru 3 dimensional representations of their stats

thx.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i kinda wanna watch lawnmower man

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
ian - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bwbl6UHU8

this is for you, dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

statpedia.org
Post Stats on Anything
We actually do use javascript for a lot of stuff.

Thanks for all the input. I must say.. I am pretty happy I found this YOSPOS thing.

Everyone seems really smart in a lot of good stuff.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

I am pretty happy I found this YOSPOS thing.

Everyone seems really smart in a lot of good stuff.
is this some kind of avant-garde trolling

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
someone post that puppy with the dehumanize yourself text

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

mods namechange posted:

is this some kind of avant-garde trolling

we'll only know when we look at ourselves and see who is wearing the fuckin sw8 kickstarter reward tshirts

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Ian McLean posted:

Are you really that Mark from your profile picture?

"Mark"ov Chain Chomp is contractually forbidden from answering that question for what are hopefully obvious reasons

mods namechange posted:

is this some kind of avant-garde trolling

lol

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you
don't be a pussy, write it in lisp

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


write it in assembly and run the server on an atari jaguar


64 bits of power for your statistics

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
So it's like wolframalpha.com, but instead of hiring awful math and programming people and having super computers or some poo poo, you're going to crowdsource your calculations?







:yayclod: sounds good honestly

Sparta
Aug 14, 2003

the other white meat
i am so happy about this

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
hey statpedia guy you have really sweet hair but you should take a better photo without so much glare from the flash. i think if you do that you'll probably get the $10 million kickstarter for the dream you dared to dream that is statpedai

CaptainMeatpants
Jun 1, 2010


lmao

futurebot 2000
Jan 29, 2010

Ian McLean posted:

Everyone seems really smart in a lot of good stuff.

litterally rolling irl

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

futurebot 2000 posted:

litterally rolling irl

i would like you to take a picture of yourself rolling to prove this

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
avant-garde rolling

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

i would like you to take a picture of yourself rolling to prove this

i'm rolling so hard my irises have opened up huge and now they're sucking in all the light in the room, can't take a picture

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Ian McLean posted:

I must say.. I am pretty happy I found this YOSPOS thing.

Everyone seems really smart in a lot of good stuff.

put a gun to your head and end your life

futurebot 2000
Jan 29, 2010
can't be rolling and photoing at the same time fool

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

futurebot 2000 posted:

can't be rolling and photoing at the same time fool

reported.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifma-uO0Z0k

futurebot 2000
Jan 29, 2010
(fat joke)

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MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Milkie Galore posted:

is it on gust cos it blows

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