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HBO has been long overdue for an onscreen pooping. welcome to page 474, fags
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Well they put in Tywin's horse but I'm not sure I want someone making GBS threads at Mereen if it can't be Belwas.
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Sep 14, 2012 07:40
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Cirofren posted:Well they put in Tywin's horse but I'm not sure I want someone making GBS threads at Mereen if it can't be Belwas. They're going to foreshadow the end of ADWD and have Dany defeat the Champion of Mereen by drowning him in a high pressure stream of watery poo poo.
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Sep 14, 2012 13:30
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The Slippery Nipple posted:They're going to foreshadow the end of ADWD and have Dany defeat the Champion of Mereen by drowning him in a high pressure stream of watery poo poo. I hope she screams "rear end CANNON" fist, the way animes announce their attacks.
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Sep 14, 2012 17:54
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It'll be Barry's chance to prove he's still a badass at his old age and loyal to the Targ's dynasty of poo poo (foreshadowing?).
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Sep 14, 2012 21:16
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Yo any grrmfic folks want to get on Skype tomorrow sometime? See what needs finishing, etc? There might be lemons and cake. (possibly rape, how I don't know)
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Sep 14, 2012 21:23
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In a move to reduce the budget for the expansive fifth and sixth seasons, the producers will eliminate the dragons and have Dany simply spray gouts of flame from her anus instead. This will be accomplished in-story in an award winning episode written by creator George R. R. Martin, in which the dragons crawl up Emilia Clark's pussy, causing her to orgasm explosively. Much tittering will be heard.
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Sep 14, 2012 21:25
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It Gets Better (after A Storm of Swords)
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Sep 16, 2012 17:28
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Annnnd second city condenses this thread into a fine, fine point.
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Sep 16, 2012 18:45
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Yep. That video pretty much says it all. Stop reading.
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Sep 16, 2012 20:40
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That was incredibly stupid. "Dorne is bullshit" is probably the worst complaint lodged at AFFC/ADWD. Far and away. Azure_Horizon fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Sep 16, 2012 |
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Sep 16, 2012 20:40
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Dorne was kinda cool until Quentyn got toasted without doing anything of value. That kinda ruined Doran's cool speech at the end of AFFC for me.
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Sep 16, 2012 20:49
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"Dany's story is like all the worst parts of The West Wing after Sorkin left mashed up with some girls LiveJournal!" That's unfair. The West Wing had no better parts, even before Sorkin left.
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Sep 16, 2012 20:52
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Urdnot Fire posted:Until Quentyn got toasted without doing anything of value. That kinda ruined Doran's cool speech at the end of AFFC for me. I would say that I hope that's another leadup to everyone having high hopes for Daenerys only for her to turn into a complete psychopath and burn Westeros to the ground. It isn't, because there will be no more books. I hope that HBO pressures him into "rushing" the next book and in retaliation he writes a complete unfilmable mess where zombie Jon kills Others by jamming Melisandre on his cock and shooting burning fart gas from her mouth like a flamethrower while Daenerys completely abandons the concept of clothing because she's a fire god or whatever.
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Sep 16, 2012 20:54
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Urdnot Fire posted:Dorne was kinda cool until Quentyn got toasted without doing anything of value. That kinda ruined Doran's cool speech at the end of AFFC for me. Him not accomplishing his goal is the point, and it does make his story worth value. It sets up Dorne to work against Dany.
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Sep 16, 2012 21:11
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You know how every single description of Daenerys in every book contains a reference to the position, disposition, and sweat factor of her tits? GRRM's notes consist entirely of an elaborately written gazetteer noting the precise location of her boobs at every single moment in every scene. It takes so long for him to write the books because he's busy using a slide rule and alchemy to determine where her tits are at the moment he's writing about ice zombies or boring vikings with rape fetishes.
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Sep 16, 2012 21:16
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Thulsa Doom posted:You know how every single description of Daenerys in every book contains a reference to the position, disposition, and sweat factor of her tits? GRRM's notes consist entirely of an elaborately written gazetteer noting the precise location of her boobs at every single moment in every scene. It takes so long for him to write the books because he's busy using a slide rule and alchemy to determine where her tits are at the moment he's writing about ice zombies or boring vikings with rape fetishes. Tell me more about ASOIAF genital moisture levels, please.
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Sep 16, 2012 22:14
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bigmcgaffney posted:Tell me more about ASOIAF genital moisture levels, please. Only if you help fund my kickstarter to fund a Where Eagles Dare-esque suicide mission to recover GRRM's secret boob sweat notes.
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Sep 16, 2012 22:35
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Thulsa Doom posted:Only if you help fund my kickstarter to fund a Where Eagles Dare-esque suicide mission to recover GRRM's secret boob sweat notes.
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Sep 16, 2012 22:40
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Technically that would have made Tywin fail to poo poo himself to death
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Sep 17, 2012 01:05
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Thulsa Doom posted:Only if you help fund my kickstarter to fund a Where Eagles Dare-esque suicide mission to recover GRRM's secret boob sweat notes. Oh man, I'll be the Gestapo Lt. who is always hitting on the frauleins and imbibing on schnapps. That movie kicks every rear end.
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Sep 17, 2012 04:11
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It's like every time I click on A_H's posts to see if maybe he's not a giant decaying idiot, I see that indeed, I am wrong. (ps - guy, if you feel like responding to this with a usual tepid, witless one-liner, don't. I can't see it)
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Sep 17, 2012 04:46
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There's nothing more witless than the stupid poo poo people throw at me when they can't think of anything better to post.
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Sep 17, 2012 06:38
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Azure_Horizon posted:There's nothing more witless than the stupid poo poo people throw at me when they can't think of anything better to post. We hate you, TVIV hates you, is there a place here that doesn't hate you? I mean, not that internet popularity should matter, but at some point you have to wonder.
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Sep 17, 2012 07:41
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IRQ posted:We hate you, TVIV hates you, is there a place here that doesn't hate you? 1. This is the Bad Thread, I couldn't give any less of a poo poo about that, thanks to the sea of incorrect opinions about AFFC/ADWD. 2. Occupation is not TVIV. Try harder, rear end in a top hat. Azure_Horizon fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Sep 17, 2012 |
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Sep 17, 2012 07:48
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Guys, without A_H, we'd be like Hogans Heroes without the Nazi guy.
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Sep 17, 2012 08:03
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I've never actually watched Hogan's Heroes.
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Sep 17, 2012 08:04
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This conversation has happened before and will happen again. Ka is a wheel, water is wet, Dolorous Edd is gay. 
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Sep 17, 2012 08:33
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Azure_Horizon posted:1. This is the Bad Thread, I couldn't give any less of a poo poo about that, thanks to the sea of incorrect opinions about AFFC/ADWD. You're the black guy, showing up at a triple K meeting, just to ruin the mood. 
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Sep 17, 2012 09:04
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"Incorrect opinions" lol
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Sep 17, 2012 10:40
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Martin Van Buren posted:Guys, without A_H, we'd be like Hogans Heroes without the Nazi guy. Which Nazi guy? Colonel Klink, or short, fat, stupid one? I can't even remember his name, poo poo. I wanted to say it was a german version of "George Martin" but lo and loving behold "George Martin" is pretty goddamn German already.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Which Nazi guy? Colonel Klink, or short, fat, stupid one? I can't even remember his name, poo poo. I wanted to say it was a german version of "George Martin" but lo and loving behold "George Martin" is pretty goddamn German already. Sergeant Schultz. He shares a name with a similar but much darker character from the film Stalag 17, to which Hogans' Heroes owes quite a bit. It's an excellent film, you all should watch it instead of reading this turgid garbage.
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Sep 17, 2012 14:08
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How dare you describe our erotic prose with that language.
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Sep 17, 2012 14:25
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Hey are we talking about Hogan's Heroes? Because the titular star character, Hogan, was played by Bob Crane who was a well known for making his own sex tapes. In fact, he might have been a pioneer in the field of celebrity sex tape makers. So, you know, that sort of relates to Game of Thrones. Also, I wish that Sgt. Schultz had had a spinoff series where he opened a deli in New York after WWII. Once Game of Bones makes a millionty dollars, that's what I'm spending my cut on.
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Sep 17, 2012 21:01
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Anders posted:You're the black guy, showing up at a triple K meeting, just to ruin the mood. And this whole thread is boring 95% of the time.
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Sep 17, 2012 21:04
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Azure_Horizon posted:And this whole thread is boring 95% of the time. So more interesting than ADWD?
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Sep 17, 2012 21:09
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IRQ posted:So more interesting than ADWD? No, not even close.
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Sep 17, 2012 21:12
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IRQ posted:So more interesting than ADWD? Duderino.... well... come on man. ADWD had nubile women thrown off warships, a froggy kid being burned to death, torture porn, political intrigue, the greatest walk of shame of all time, a recreation of the death of Caesar, a Wonka-esque boat ride, a siege complete with plague catapults, an old guy owning bones, unintentional and intentional cannibalism, and some other poo poo.
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Sep 17, 2012 21:24
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It definitely had some poo poo.
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I'd like to read a book about those things that doesn't suck.
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