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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
First Second Third Fourth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth Ninth Projected Dispersal Draft!

For this post, I am making the following assumptions:

1. The Postmodernists win the Taggart League Finals

2. Neither Doop nor thened ever show up again

3. The Old Hoss Radbourns win the vote in the other thread

4. I don't finally snap and destroy the entire Super-League in a fit of pique no matter how much Cthulhu pushes me.

Okay? So, let's do this:

Round 1
1. Idaho Potatoes - '?? Josh Gibson (C)
Comments: The easy pick, and the right pick
2. Philadelphia Longshots - VACATED
3. Great Googly-Mooglies (from Antarctic Unspecifieds) - '39 Ted Williams (LF)
Comments: Another easy pick.
4. Poughkeepsie Superbas - '01 Alex Rodriguez (SS)
Comments: A-Rod can outhit Aparicio/Andrus/Campaneris combined. Of course, you do lose a bit of fielding, but, who 30 HRs is certainly worth it.
5. Leprechauns Old Hoss Radbourns - '78 Mike Schmidt (3B)
Comments: Upside too high not to give him a shot, especially since your top option is currently Brooks Robinson, who can't really hit.
6. Hakata Runnin' Ramen - VACATED
7. Oxbridge Mathematicians - '75 Joe Morgan (2B)
Comments: Was enraging me really worth it?
8. Norfolk Spinter Cells - VACATED
9. Second City Saints - '60 Whitey Ford (SP)
Comments: Incidentally, Whitey Ford was famous for enjoying the nightlife, so he'll be an interesting addition to the Saints, I guess.
10. Antarctic Unspecifieds (from Great Googly Mooglies) - '51 Yogi Berra (C)
Comments: Grumble!
11. Madison Mudholes - '95 Roger Clemens (SP)
Comments: Clemens has always been solid in the Super-League. This is a good pick.
12. Ted Sox - '51 Willie Mays (CF)
Comments: And the change in preferences leads to this.
13. St. Paul Bearers - '06 Mordecai Brown (SP)
Comments: Luck beats all!
14. Portland Bulldogs - '35 Joe Medwick (RF)
Comments: TKBomber gets another ex-Phantom for his team.
15. Ryleh Cultists (from Vice City Goose Eggs) - '78 Steve Carlton (SP)
Comments: I'm going to loving kill your team.
16. Lombard Street Gumshoes - '85 Rickey Henderson (LF)
Comments: Well, it'll shore up your outfield at least.
17. Rated R Superstars - '98 Ivan Rodriguez (C)
Comments: If all you've got are Molinas, then I-Rod must look like a fantastic hitter.
18. Ryleh Cultists - '64 Ron Santo (3B)
Comments: More Cubs for the Cultists. That's very unfortunate for you.
19. Polyarny Postmodernists - Some player from the Sonics
20. Barrow Daydreamers - '89 Kirby Puckett (CF)
Comments: Screwed by the Goog!
Sandwich Picks
x1. Luna Landers - '39 Bobby Doerr (2B)
Comments: Not sure if you wanted Doerr or Brett to play 3B. Then again, '89 Brett can't really play third, so, I'd go with Doerr.
x2. Ryleh Cultists - '01 Ivan Rodriguez (C)
Comments: I-Rod is fine, as long as you're okay with your catcher having single digit HR and BB totals.
Round 2
21. Idaho Potatoes - '62 Willie McCovey (1B)
Comments: Good value pick.
22. Philadelphia Longshots - VACATED
23. Antarctic Unspecifieds - '82 Robin Yount (SS)
Comments: I hope Yount kills your team like every other team he's been on.
24. Poughkeepsie Superbas - '04 Carlos Beltran (CF)
Comments: Even if Josh Hamilton were perfectly durable, you'd still want an upgrade in the outfield.
25. Leprechauns Old Hoss Radbourns - '39 Jimmie Foxx (1B)
Comments: With the understanding that he goes to DH, and Stargell goes to left.
26. Hakata Runnin' Ramen - VACATED
27. Oxbridge Mathematicians - '36 Chuck Klein (OF)
Comments: Why do you hate me, Revenant Threshold?
28. Norfolk Spinter Cells - VACATED
29. South Bolton Eazy W's (from Second City Saints via Great Googly-Mooglies) - '99 Robb Nen (RP)
Comments: The W's will apparently never die. I mean, if putting a 19 year-old girl in the bullpen didn't kill them, I don't know what will.
30. Great Googly Mooglies - '66 Brooks Robinson (3B)
Comments: #@$@#$@#$@#$@!
31. Madison Mudholes - '49 Red Schoendienst (2B)
Comments: Somehow, Schoendienst is a Hall of Famer. I guess the '40s were a down era for middle infielders. Better than Marty Marion, at least.
32. Ted Sox - '66 Jim Kaat (SP)
Comments: Kaat is usually solid.
33. St. Paul Bearers - '04 Lance Berkman (OF)
Comments: Of course, he's not much of a fielder by '04, but you wanted him.
34. Portland Bulldogs - VACATED
35. Vice City Goose Eggs - Some player from the Sonics
36. Lombard Street Gumshoes - '87 Eddie Murray (1B)
Comments: Did you know that Eddie Murray is one of only four players with 500 home runs and 3000 hits? Sounds crazy, right, I mean Eddie Murray did that? Really? But it's true, Eddie Murray rang up some real numbers in the least exciting way possible.
37. Rated R Superstars - '54 Larry Doby (CF)
Comments: Almost a real center fielder!
38. Ryleh Cultists - '64 Billy Willaims (LF)
Comments: Ugh. Still ugh.
39. Polyarny Postmodernists - '97 Robb Nen (RP)
Comments: Not a lot of players fit the MO of your team.
40. Fukuoka Finger-Bangers (from Barrow Daydreamers) - '82 Rollie Fingers (RP)
Comments: Must be fate.
Round 3
41. Idaho Potatoes - '68 Willie Horton (LF)
Comments: I'm sure this would have been exciting if you were a Tigers fan.
42. Philadelphia Longshots - VACATED
43. Antarctic Unspecifieds - '89 George Brett (3B)
Comments: Good enough!
44. Poughkeepsie Superbas - '68 Mickey Lolich (SP)
Comments: Not exciting, but serviceable.
45. Leprechauns Old Hoss Radbourns - '72 Mike Marshall (RP)
Comments: This is where Dr. Mike Marshall belongs, this is his home!
46. Hakata Runnin' Ramen - VACATED
47. Oxbridge Mathematicians - '82 Jack Clark (OF)
Comments: Because no one else wanted him!
48. Norfolk Spinter Cells - VACATED
49. Second City Saints - '24 Red Faber (SP)
Comments: This is about respect, Senerio!
50. Antarctic Unspecifieds (from Great Googly Mooglies) - '84 Lance Parrish (C)
Comments: I'm pretty sure this is right.
51. Madison Mudholes - '46 Bob Lemon (SP)
Comments: Beats Dick Groat and Tony Lazzeri!
52. Ted Sox - '66 Jim Palmer (SP)
Comments: Super-young, but still Jim Palmer.
53. St. Paul Bearers - '39 Joe Cronin (SS)
Comments: Can hit, not much fielding, though.
54. Portland Bulldogs - '37 Lefty Gomez (SP)
Comments: drat TKBomber's perfidy!
55. Vice City Goose Eggs - '60 Nellie Fox (2B)
Comments: Great defense, not so much with the stick.
56. Old Hoss Radbourns (from Lombard Street Gumshoes) - '95 Tim Wakefield (RP)
Comments: Wakefield!
57. Rated R Superstars - '98 David Cone (SP)
Comments: Power pitching, but kind of erratic.
58. Ryleh Cultists - '89 Jeff Montgomery (RP)
Comments: Probably won't kill your team.
59. Polyarny Postmodernists - '43 Bill Dickey (C)
Comments: Ray Schalk must be stopped!
60. Barrow Daydreamers - '06 Adam Dunn (LF)
Comments: Dunn can never die!

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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Theoretical Divisional Alignments

Dynamo League

Memento Mori Division
1. Burma Imperialists
2. Lombard Gumshoes
3. Polyarny Postmodernists
4. Portland Bulldogs
5. Second City Saints

Vae Victis Division
6. Dubai Dervishes
7. Florida Oranges
8. Rochester Generics
9. Rockford Losers
10. St. Paul Bearers

Sic Transit Vir Division
11. Antarctic Unspecifieds
12. Barrow Daydreamers
13. Cleveland Unicorns
14. Fukuoka Finger-Bangers
15. Poughkeepsie Superbas

Smasher League

Mark Bellhorn Division
16. Finger Lakes Phoenixes
17. Great Googly-Mooglies
18. Juneau Juggernauts
19. Norfolk Splinter Cells
20. Ted Sox

Senor Goodtimes Division
21. Chicago Bobbleheads
22. Comancheros
23. Idaho Potatoes
24. Luna Landers
25. Madison Mudholes

Norris-Smythe Division
26. Cologne Emperors
27. Oxbridge Mathematicians
28. Ryleh Cultists
29. South Bolton Eazy W's
30. Vice City Goose Eggs

31. Rated R SuperStars
32. Old Hoss Radbourns

Well, okay, that's a problem, because the Mogul engine only supports 30 teams.

gently caress.


Okay, then, Plan B.


Super-League VI: Sudden Death Overtime!

We need to kill two teams. I guess I could run the last round of the Gauntlet, but I think I have a more exciting proposal.

Six-Eight teams (depending on how many people volunteer) will battle it out in an 80-90 game mini-season. Bottom two get relegated immediately. The top six, however, will get to have their own little mini-dispersal draft of the defeated teams, with each team getting two players each.

So, you win, and you get a couple of good players. You lose, and that's the end.

High-risk, high-reward.

So, who's up for the ultimate challenge?

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
gently caress it, I'm in.

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
The Landers volunteer.

cbx
Dec 4, 2007

Smasher Dynamo's assistant of the Super-League.
The Splinter Cells are in.

TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011
The Bulldogs will join in.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Mooglies are in as well.

ToiletofSadness
Mar 27, 2010
The Losers are in.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Nominate the Rated R Superstars as 6% owner Senerio

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Cultists are in

Voting 20% yes for the Superstars

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

Senerio posted:

Nominate the Rated R Superstars as 6% owner Senerio

As 20% owner of the Superstars, I approve.

TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011
Guess as 34% owner of the Superstars I approve them joining as well.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Apparently a lot of you are desperate to get out of the Super-League as quickly as possible.

The participants in what has effectively become: Faction War: First Blood are:

1. Second City Saints
2. Luna Landers
3. Norfolk Splinter Cells
4. Portland Bulldogs
5. Great Googly-Mooglies
6. Rockford Losers
7. Ryleh Cutlists
8. Rated R Superstars

You all have 24 hours to get me 28-man rosters. For the purposes of this challenge, the Dispersal Draft has not gone through.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

Senerio posted:


This is a team built around two issues:
Straight Edge, and Respect.
Now, being Straight Edge has cleared my mind. While my team may not HISTORICALLY be Straight Edge, each of them has promised me, personally, that they would stay Straight Edge for the duration of the season. They have agreed to embrace this, and this will help them more than any performance enhancing drug ever could.

Now it's time for respect. We all agree that we deserve respect. We are made up of some of the best in the world and we intend to go out there and prove it.
I intend, every week, to earn respect.
The St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series to earn respect in 2011 for their eleventh championship. The New York Yankees have won it twenty-seven times. They deserve respect for that. The Boston Red Sox won it in 2004 and 2007, bring their total championships up to 11. The White Sox, the team who owns the stadium the Saints play in, won it for the third time in 2005, and the Cubs...
...wait.
They haven't won in over 100 years, have they? They haven't even made it in sixty-odd years! I guess they're just losers.
Second City Saints Roster:
(Out of US Cellular Field)
(1960 Milwaukee Braves
1992 New York Mets
2003 Colorado Rockies
2003 Montreal Expos
2005 New York Mets)
No-DH
CF: 2003 Carlos Beltran
3B: 1960 Eddie Mathews/1992 David Wright
LF: 1919 Joe Jackson
RF: 1960 Hank Aaron
C: 2005 Mike Piazza (1960 Del Crandall catches for Harry Krause and Dizzy Dean)
1B: 2003 Todd Helton/1960 Joe Adcock
2B:2003 Jose Vidro/1992 Jeff Kent
SS:2005 José Reyes
DH
CF: Carlos Beltran
3B: Eddie Mathews/David Wright
LF: Joe Jackson
RF: Hank Aaron
C: Mike Piazza (Del Crandall catches for Whitey Ford and Dizzy Dean)
1B: Todd Helton/1960 Joe Adcock
DH: 1992 Bobby Bonilla
2B: Jose Vidro/Jeff Kent
SS:José Reyes
Bench:
1. 2005 Cliff Floyd
Minors:
2003 Mark Bellhorn
2003 Orlando Cabrera

2005 Pedro Martinez
1960 Warren Spahn
Dizzy Dean From Phantoms
1911 Harry Krause (From Mooglies)
1960 Bob Buhl
Relievers:
CL: Dennis Eckersley From Phantoms
2005 Heath Bell Setup
2003 Brian Fuentes Short
1992 John Franco Short
1960 Don McMahon Mid
1992 David Cone Long
Minors:
1960 Juan Pizarro

Best in the world. :smug:
Tactics: Everything at 0 except Stealing Bases, which is a vice, and thus -5.
Modified my Roster due to lack of Ford.
:smug:
:smug:
:smug:
:smug:
:suicide:

Senerio fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Sep 19, 2012

ToiletofSadness
Mar 27, 2010

Smasher Dynamo posted:

You all have 24 hours to get me 28-man rosters. For the purposes of this challenge, the Dispersal Draft has not gone through.
Do you need DH and/or non-DH lineups?

cbx
Dec 4, 2007

Smasher Dynamo's assistant of the Super-League.
Cthulhu, what would it take to get Whitaker back from you? You're not using him.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
I hope the rest of you know what you're doing with this.

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
Landers lineup for the challenge:

LF Tim Raines '85
CF Joe DiMaggio '38
1B Lou Gehrig '26
DH Manny Ramirez '04
RF Hank Aaron '65
SS Cal Ripken '84
C Gabby Hartnett '34
3B Eddie Joost '48
2B Nellie Fox '48

Bench:
C Thurman Munson '70
IF Mark Bellhorn '04
IF Eddie Yost '46
OF Dwayne Murphy '80
OF Rickey Henderson '80

Pitching:

SP Pedro Martinez '99
SP Roger Clemens '85
SP Bob Feller '46
SP Rick Reuschel '77 (personal catcher Munson)
SP Mordecai Brown '08

CL Mariano Rivera '99
SU Tom Henke '85
SR Scott Williamson '04
SR Craig Lefferts '84
MR Keith Foulke '04
LR Rick Langford '80

Minors:
Smoky Burgess '55
Johnny Antonelli '48
Bill Mueller '04 (from feeder, replaces Matt Keough)


Strategies:

Hit and Run: -5
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: -5
Trying for extra bases: 0
Stealing Bases: +2
Aggressively Tagging Up: 0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -5
Giving Intentional Walks: -5
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: 3
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -5
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: -2
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: -2

mrnoun fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Sep 19, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

cbx posted:

Cthulhu, what would it take to get Whitaker back from you? You're not using him.

I need him for this, so.. I'll get back to you post this. Because he's starting at 2B here for me now!

:siren: I exercise my option under the terms of the trade with the Luna Landers to reclaim 1930 gabby and Curt.


Future Roster for Next League - FIRST BLOOD:
Position Players

Contingency Orders: If Nomar Starts to Break Down at 3B, please put Sandberg in instead. If one of my bad relief pitchers has a meltdown, but Juan in instead. If Ray Collins or Frank Smith starts to melt down please put in Avery

C. Hartnett, Gabby 29 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
1B. Foxx, Jimmie "Double X" 27 (1935 Phillie Athletics)
2B. Hornsby, Rodgers "Rajah" 33 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
3B. Nomar Gaspacio (2004.. Chicago Cubs)
SS. Banks, Ernie "Mr Cub" 27 (1958 Chicago Cubs)

LF. Riggs, Stephenson (LF) 32 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
CF. Tris, Speaker "Grey Eagle" 23 (1911 Boston Red Sox)
RF. Walker, Larry 30 (1997 Colorado Rockies)

DH. Musial, Stan "The Man" 38 (1959 Cardinals)

Bench:

Bench 1. Barajas, Rod (C) 27 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Bench 2. Whitaker, Lou (2B) (1984, Detroit Tigers via the Motor City Bengals CBX)
Bench 3. Kiki, Cuyler "Shirley" 31 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
Bench 4. Gardner, Larry 24 (IF) (1911 Boston Red Sox)
Bench 5. Sandberg, Ryne "Ryno" 24 (1984 Chicago Cubs


Batting Order

1 Tris, Speaker 23 (1911 Boston Red Sox) - Left
2 Hornsby, Rodgers 33 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right
3 Riggs, Stephenson (LF) 32 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
4 Foxx, Jimmie 27 (1935 Phillie Athletics) - Right
5 Musial, Stan "The Man" 38 (1959 Cardinals)- Left
6 Walker, Larry 30 (1997 Colorado Rockies) - Left
7 Nomar Gaspacio (2004.. Chicago Cubs)
8 Banks, Ernie 27 (1958 Chicago Cubs) - Right
9 Hartnett, Gabby 29 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right

Pitching Rotation:

Starting Pitcher 1: Johnson, Walter "Big Train" 36 (1922 Senadores)
Starting Pitcher 2: Mathewson, Christy "Big Six" 20 (1901 2nd Dervishes)
Starting Pitcher 3: Schilling, Curtis "Curt" 33 (2000 (sic) Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Starting Pitcher 4: Martinez, Pedro (2004 Boston Red Sox)
Starting Pitcher 5: Collins, Ray 24 (1911 Boston Red Sox)

Closer: Soria, Joakim 24 (2009 Kansas City Royals)
Setup: Reardon, Jeff 1989 Twins (CBX)
Short Relief: Myers, Mike 33 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Short Relief: Coke, Phil 28 (2002 Detroit Tigers? Super auction from the bronies)
Middle Relief: Kim, Byung-Hung 24 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Long Relief: Smith, Frank (1911 Boston Red Sox)


Minors - one to be cut TBA.

English, Woody (IF) 23 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
Avery, Steve 25 (1995, Atlanta Braves, from Marauder)
Cruz, Juan (2009 KCR)




Home City: Rlyeh

Structure: Convertible
Surface: Artificial Turf
Fan Base: Fanatic :D

Playing Field:

Infield Quality: Good
Infield Grass: High
Visibility: Average
Foul Ground: Large

Dimensions:

Left Field: 340
Left Centre Field: 375
Centre Field: 410
Right Centre: 375
Right Field: 340

Strategies


Hit and Run: -3
Sacrifice Bunt: -2
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for extra bases: -4
Stealing Bases: -3
Aggressively Tagging Up: -1
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -2
Giving Intentional Walks: -3
Pitching Around Good Hitters: -3
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: 0
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +1
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 0
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +4
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +3

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Sep 19, 2012

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
If either the Goose Eggs or Postmodernists want to post an adjusted lineup, now's the time.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Sudden Death Overtime will use DH rules.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
SuperStars Roster: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=406457806

Tactics:

Hit and Run: -2
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: +1
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: -5
Aggressively Tagging Up: +2
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -2
Giving Intentional Walks: -4
Pitching Around Good Hitters: -3
Bringing the Infield In: -3
Guarding the Lines: -1
Making Cutoff Throws: -1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +2
Bringing in Pinch Runners: -1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: -2
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +1
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +2

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Sep 19, 2012

ToiletofSadness
Mar 27, 2010


Team Roster:
C Joe Torre (65 Brewers, acquired from Honolulu)
1B Frank Thomas (93 White Sox)
2B Frankie Frisch (28 Cardinals)
3B Kevin Youkilis (07 Red Sox, acquired from Seattle Homers)
SS Joe Cronin (34 Senators)
LF Tris Speaker (21 Indians)
CF Oscar Charleston (Negro Leagues)
RF Frank Robinson (64 Reds)
C Victor Martinez (04 Indians)
3B Robin Ventura (93 White Sox)
SS Miguel Tejada (00 Athletics, acquired from Atlantis)
LF Lefty O'Doul (33 Giants)
OF Tony Oliva (66 Twins, acquired from Greenbrier)
SP Tom Seaver (71 Mets)
SP Nolan Ryan (71 Mets)
SP Jerry Koosman (71 Mets)
SP Don Drysdale (61 Dodgers, acquired from South Bolton)
SP Satchel Paige (Negro Leagues, acquired from Brooklyn)
RP John Smoltz (01 Braves, acquired from Boston)
RP John Wetteland (94 Expos)
RP Rafael Bentancourt (04 Indians)
RP Arthur Rhodes (96 Orioles, acquired from Seattle Homers)
RP Roberto Hernandez (93 White Sox)
RP Randy Myers (90 Reds, acquired from Motor City)
SP/RP C.C. Sabathia (04 Indians)

AAA IF Omar Vizquel (04 Indians)
AAA OF Tim Raines (93 White Sox)
AAA SP Alex Fernandez (93 White Sox)

Lineups/Rotation:
vs RHP
SS Cronin
LF Speaker
1B Thomas
CF Charleston
RF Robinson
DH Oliva
3B Youkilis
C Torre/Martinez
2B Frisch

vs LHP
SS Cronin
LF Speaker
1B Thomas
RF Robinson
CF Charleston
3B Youkilis
DH O’Doul
C Torre/Martinez
2B Frisch

Pitching:
SP Drysdale
SP Seaver
SP Paige (catcher: Victor Martinez)
SP Ryan
SP Koosman (catcher: Victor Martinez)
CL Smoltz
SU Bentancourt
SR Wetteland
SR Myers
MR Hernandez
MR Rhodes
LR Sabathia

Strategy:
Hit and Run: -2
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: 0
Trying for extra bases: +2
Stealing Bases: +1
Aggressively Tagging Up: +2
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: 0
Pitching Around Good Hitters: +2
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +2
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +3
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -2
Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: +1
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1

TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011
Bulldogs roster/lineup for Sudden Death Overtime.

C: Ernie Lombardi (1941 Reds)
1B: Mark McGuire (1996 Athletics)
2B: Charlie Gehringer (1931 Tigers)
3B: Jimmy Collins (1902 Americans)
SS: Alan Trammell (1984 Tigers)
LF: Kirk Gibson (1984 Tigers)
CF: Chet Lemon (1984 Tigers)
RF: Dave Parker (1978 Pirates)
DH: Paul Molitor (1985 Brewers)

C: Terry Steinbach (1996 Athletics)
SS: Eddie Joost (1941 Reds)
OF: Bobby Murcer (1973 Yankees)
INF: Howard Johnson (1984 Tigers)
OF: Gee Walker (1931 Tigers)

SP: Bert Blyleven (1978 Pirates)
SP: Smoky Joe Wood (1921 Indians)
SP: Jack Morris (1984 Tigers)
SP: Bucky Walters (1941 Reds)
SP: Paul Derringer (1941 Reds)

CL: Kent Tekulve (1978 Pirates)
SU: Willie Hernandez (1984 Tigers)
SR: Jim Corsi (1996 Athletics)
SR: Grant Jackson (1978 Pirates)
MR: Doug Bair (1984 Tigers)
LR: Jim Bibby (1978 Pirates)


AAA: John Candelaria (1978 Pirates)

Lineup
3B Jimmie Collins
SS Alan Trammell
2B Charlie Gehringer
1B Mark McGwire
RF Dave Parker
C Ernie Lombardi
LF Kurt Gibson
DH Paul Molitor
CF Chet Lemon

TKBomber7285 fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Sep 19, 2012

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Also, if there are no complaints, the dispersal draft goes through in its current iteration. Any teams that decided to enter Sudden Death Overtime will get their players after that challenge...assuming they survive.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Sudden Death Overtime roster of the Great Googly-Mooglies:

25-Man Roster:

C 1912 Chief Meyers
1B 2001 Jeff Bagwell
2B 1911 Eddie Collins
SS 1968 Dick McAuliffe
3B 1911 Stuffy McInnis
RF 2009 Shin-Soo Choo
CF 1934 Earl Averill
LF 1939 Ted Williams
DH 2009 Travis Hafner

BN 2011 Alex Avila
BN 2009 Mark DeRosa
BN 1998 Bernie Williams
BN 1985 Joe Carter
BN 1911 "Lightning" Amos Strunk

SP 1911 Chief Bender
SP 2009 Cliff Lee
SP 2011 Justin Verlander
SP 1911 Chief Bender
SP 1934 Mel Harder

RP 2011 Santiago Casilla
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Joe Smith
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Justin Masterson
RP 2009 Ted Lilly

Minors:

1911 Jack Lapp
1934 Joe Vosmik
1934 Lloyd Brown
1978 Bill Lee

Lineups:

vs RHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Travis Hafner DH
6. Chief Meyers C
7. Shin-Soo Choo RF
8. Dick McAuliffe SS
9. Stuffy McInnis 3B

vs LHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Joe Carter RF
6. Travis Hafner DH
7. Mark DeRosa 3B
8. Chief Meyers C
9. Dick McAuliffe SS

NOTE: Please have Alex Avila be the personal catcher for Chief Bender (the first one).

Pitching Rotation:

SP1. Chief Bender
SP2. Cliff Lee
SP3. Justin Verlander
SP4. Chief Bender
SP5. Mel Harder

LR Ted Lilly
MR Justin Masterson
SR Joe Smith
SR Santiago Casilla
SU Kerry Wood
CL Kerry Wood

EDIT: Smasher has very kindly allowed the Mooglies to use their presumptive first-round draft pick, 1939 Ted Williams, for Sudden Death Overtime, owing to the fact that I traded like half the team for him.

The Goog fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Sep 19, 2012

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Now that I think about it, because a two-round draft is going to drive me insane, the winning teams will only get one player from the defeated teams if they survive.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

tatankatonk posted:

If either the Goose Eggs or Postmodernists want to post an adjusted lineup, now's the time.

Since it appears that we're facing the Postmodernists, put Hank Severid in at catcher and Pitchout slider to +3

factorialite
Mar 3, 2008

by Lowtax
I'm willing to lend out players to anyone in the mini-gauntlet that ISN'T from the opposing stable.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

factorialite posted:

I'm willing to lend out players to anyone in the mini-gauntlet that ISN'T from the opposing stable.

Simple maths will reveal that this battle is likely to end the faction war as two of our teams will die. Indeed, one of the more probably scenarios is that only the cultists and the superstars survive. I'm pretty keen on a winning % challenge then!

Ginge
Sep 8, 2011

Well, Chippy is already my favourite character!
Barrow Daydreamers Opening Day roster

Home City: Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria, UK (altitude 3m)

Home Stadium: Trethowan Park (dimensionally equivalent to 1921 Griffith Stadium)

28-Man Roster:

Batters (13)

C Smoky Burgess ('55 PHI)
C Jim Sundberg ('79 TEX)
1B Frank Thomas ('01 CWS)
1B Fred McGriff ('93 ATL)
2B Ray Durham ('01 CWS)
3B Home Run Baker ('18 NYY)
3B Chipper Jones ('93 ATL)
SS Robin Yount ('85 MIL)
LF David Justice ('93 ATL)
LF Adam Dunn ('06 CIN)
CF Kirby Puckett ('89 MIN)
CF Al Oliver ('79 TEX)
RF Magglio Ordóñez ('01 CWS)

Pitchers (12)

SP Greg Maddux ('93 ATL)
SP John Smoltz ('93 ATL)
SP Fergie Jenkins ('79 TEX)
SP Jon Matlack ('79 TEX)
SP Tom Glavine ('93 ATL)
SP Dazzy Vance ('18 NYY)
RP Mike Stanton ('93 ATL)
RP Keith Foulke ('01 CWS)
RP Sparky Lyle ('79 TEX)
RP Mark Wohlers ('93 ATL)
RP Jim Kern ('79 TEX)
RP Bob Howry ('01 CWS)

Minors (3)

OF Oscar Gamble ('79 TEX)
2B Del Pratt ('18 NYY)
SP Bob Shawkey ('18 NYY)

Lineups:

vs RHP:

CF Kirby Puckett
3B Home Run Baker
RF Magglio Ordóñez
1B Frank Thomas
LF Adam Dunn
SS Robin Yount
C Smoky Burgess
2B Ray Durham
<pitcher>

vs LHP:

CF Kirby Puckett
RF Magglio Ordóñez
3B Home Run Baker
1B Frank Thomas
LF David Justice
SS Robin Yount
C Smoky Burgess
2B Ray Durham
<pitcher>

For DH games, Thomas goes to DH, with McGriff replacing him at 1B batting fifth.

Pitching Rotation:

Rotation:

SP Greg Maddux
SP John Smoltz
SP Tom Glavine
SP Jon Matlack
SP Fergie Jenkins

Bullpen:

CL Mike Stanton
SU Keith Foulke
SR Sparky Lyle
SR Mark Wohlers
MR Bob Howry
MR Jim Kern
LR Dazzy Vance

Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5):

Hit and Run: -3
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for extra bases: -4
Stealing Bases: -4
Aggressively Tagging Up: -2
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -2
Giving Intentional Walks: -3
Pitching Around Good Hitters: -2
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: -1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +3
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +3
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +5
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +5

Ginge fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Sep 21, 2012

cbx
Dec 4, 2007

Smasher Dynamo's assistant of the Super-League.

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

I need him for this, so.. I'll get back to you post this. Because he's starting at 2B here for me now!

2B. Hornsby, Rodgers "Rajah" 33 (1930 Chicago Cubs)

Bench:

Bench 2. Whitaker, Lou (2B) (1984, Detroit Tigers via the Motor City Bengals CBX)


C'mon man. Bench isn't starting. Be straight with me.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Dropping out of this.
Risk isn't worth one player.

factorialite
Mar 3, 2008

by Lowtax

Senerio posted:

Dropping out of this.
Risk isn't worth one player.

Taking his spot.

C: Spudsworth Davis
1B: James Foxx
2B: Charles Knoblauch
SS: Robin Yount
3B: Meldred Ott
LF: Carlton Yastrzemski
CF: Hackington Wilson
RF: Timothy Salmon
DH: Wadensforth Boggs

C: Halibut Smith
3B: Brooks Robinson
CF: Giuseppe DiMaggio
2B: Chipper Doyle
1B: Joseph Cunningham


SP: Randall Johnson
SP: Joseph Wood
SP: Steven Carlton
SP: Thomas Glavine
SP: Zachary Greinke
CL: Johnathan Smoltz
SU: David Righetti
SR: Troywise Pervical
SR: Norm Charlton
MR: Michael Flanagan
LR: Dennys Martinez

factorialite fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Sep 19, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

Senerio posted:

Dropping out of this.
Risk isn't worth one player.

I'd like to implore the Commissar to change his mind as well; with my team still not quite what I expected it to be when I made the Williams trade, putting it all on the line for just one player, especially against this level of competition, doesn't seem worth it.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
If the reward is returned to two players, un-drop me out.


Also if I'm not allowed to drop out and the reward doesn't change then my team shall be renamed to the Green Bay C-O-N-spiracies.
Park is Miller Park.

Senerio fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Sep 19, 2012

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
gently caress it. Someone else try and figure out which two teams deserve to die.

factorialite
Mar 3, 2008

by Lowtax

Smasher Dynamo posted:

gently caress it. Someone else try and figure out which two teams deserve to die.

Any team with more than 1 owner

That way they can share the sadness

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
I'd rather go into it with only the possibility of one player than see it not happen. If the extra round of dispersal is too much, then it's too much, and that's fine.

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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Okay, I guess there is one other way to handle this. We go to 32 teams, in two separate save game files, one for each league. I guess that's doable if Cthulhu can get me a script for 16 teams.

Dynamo League (no DH)

Sasaki Conference

Vae Victis Division
Florida Oranges
Old Hoss Radbourns
Rockford Losers
St. Paul Bearers

Memento Mori Division
Burma Imperialists
Polyarny Postmodernists
Portland Bulldogs
Second City Saints

Daulton Conference

Dies Irae Division
Barrow Daydreamers
Dubai Dervishes
Lombard Gumshoes
Rochester Generics

Sic Transit Vir Division
Antarctic Unspecifieds
Cleveland Unicorns
Fukuoka Finger-Bangers
Poughkeepsie Superbas

Smasher League (DH)

Grace Conference

Skyhawks Memorial Division
Comancheros
South Bolton Eazy W's
Ted Sox
Vice City Goose Eggs

Senor Goodtimes Division
Chicago Bobbleheads
Idaho Potatoes
Luna Landers
Madison Mudholes

McDowell Conference

Mark Bellhorn Division
Finger Lakes Phoenixes
Great Googly-Mooglies
Juneau Juggernauts
Norfolk Splinter Cells

Norris-Smythe Division
Cologne Emperors
Oxbridge Mathematicians
Ryleh Cultists
Rated R SuperStars

Smasher Dynamo fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Sep 19, 2012

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