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BadBeatsCrewDerk
Jul 18, 2005

WHAT IT DEW
BAD BEATS CREW
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BadBeatsCrewDerk fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Apr 18, 2013

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TotallyGreen
Jun 30, 2002

REMIND ME AGAIN, HOW
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ONES MOVE.
So while you might very well have legitimate criticisms in there, its really had to get past the overbearing rear end in a top hat tone of your post to find them.

Fryhtaning wrote up a big rear end post post that introduced me, and presumably many others, to this pretty badass sport, so itd be pretty cool if you tone down the condescesion and maybe try not being a huge dick?

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
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i came to this thread only knowing what scraps i had retained from very occasional ESPN coverage in the late 90s and have, through following this thread, picked up on the majority of the stuff mentioned in your post as absent. it might not be in the OP but it's mostly all in here and i would contend that the OP is perfectly adequate for fostering interest in the sport even if it is not necessarily an exhaustive account of everything that's ever happened in sumo.

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

This morning sucks. Back to work after a fantastic weekend, day 9 digests not up yet on Youtube, and a steaming puddle of yellow liquid trickling all over the thread.

The OP is a little stale and does need updates. You make a few good suggestions. But, Jesus.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

BadBeatsCrewDerk posted:

I follow sumo very closely and have for a while now. I don't really read/contribute here but some people wanted to know if there was a thread on it here and I recalled there was. So I looked at the OP and saw a lot of misinformation. I didn't go through it with a fine-toothed comb, but here are some corrections:

In the OP there is no mention of stables, restrictions on foreigners, any sort of records, any notable past wrestlers, or anything like that. The OP would benefit greatly from a history/records section.

You say there are "no more than 40 Makuuchi wrestlers at one time" except there are 43 now and it's not like this is unusual. You say 0-5 Ozeki, but there are 6 now -- though it would be good to point out, as well, that this is unusual.

There is some brief discussion of how to become an Ozeki when the standard is basically 33/45 wins in 3 tournaments (which you don't mention), same as Yokozuna standard is winning 2 basho consecutively (which you do mention). You also don't explain the special demotion/promotion rules for Ozeki (0-15 and 8-7 is fine and if you do have two consecutive losing records and get knocked out of Ozeki, going 10-5 in the next basho gets immediate repromotion).

You mention Yokozuna retirement expectations, but don't mention the Ozeki one, which is to drop from Ozeki to Juryo.

Not a single mention of Osunaarashi? Everyone is watching this guy. Huge Egyptian, first African wrestler, and has basically never lost a bout.

As far as big/small matchups, picking a Takanoyama match really doesn't do it justice... pick a Mainoumi vs Konishiki match, or if you want something current, Orora vs Ohara.

Your discussion of pay is almost all wrong. Juryo salary is north of $150k, not $120k. There is a salary for the lower divisions, and while it is small, they do actually get paid for wins, with extra money coming from wins with a winning overall record. Also, Sekitori will often give some of their earnings to their stable mates, so most of these lower division guys probably still pull in $20k+, so I wouldn't call it "jack poo poo", especially considering their living, food, and medical expenses are taken care of.

Your kensho numbers are off. You state that Ozeki and Yokozuna almost always have a "full house" of kensho, but that's wrong. Take for instance last basho after day 14. Yokozuna Hakuho (14-0) had won 415 in 14 matches -- an average of 29 a day. It's not unusual to have over 40 on certain days (weekends, end of basho, etc.), though. Compare his numbers to Ozeki Harumafuji (14-0), who had won 80 -- an average of 6 a day.

If you do want to include the retirement money, which is seems you are with the $5k bit, then your $75k line is way off. Hakuho earned almost $300k last basho alone.

You don't mention payments for actually winning the divisions or anything about the special prizes.

You have a scandal section but don't mention other huge scandals, many of which are pretty recent, such as the wrestler who got killed in training, Asashoryu's soccer and assault stuff leading to his retirement, and many more.

As far as streaming goes, you say "you'll need streaming video capture software to record the matches to watch during waking hours." Even if you only watch the top division, this starts on the west coast at midnight. Not exactly a weird time for many.

Then "it's not worth the effort, storage, and time spent watching in my opinion." It seems like you are trying to dissuade people from watching sumo except in the 7 minute recaps which really do miss out on a lot of things. The ceremony of it all is interesting and should be experienced, the dohyo-iri, the preparations, the crowd reactions, etc. are all lost when you are just spoon fed the matches with an occasional comment from Kintamayama (his videos are great, but they should not be your only exposure if you really like the sport).

Pretty much everything you mention has been discussed over the course of the (very short) thread. What made you think this was a good idea to post in this way, instead of just PMing the OP or using a more informative and less sanctimonious tone?

Kikkoman
Nov 28, 2002

Posing along since 2005
BadBeatsCrewDerk, where do you get your info from? Is it available in English? Also feel free to do some write-ups for wrestlers that you think are worthwhile, I'm sure a lot of us would appreciate the history lesson.

evilwaldo
Aug 2, 2004

@dcurban1: #FlyersTalk @28CGiroux and @Hartsy19 What do the C and A mean to you? We as fans expect more.Are you leaders or do you just make funny vids

@dcurban1: #flyerstalk @28CGiroux @Hartsy19 The A and the C are supposed to mean something. Leadership not stock quotes to reporters. Time to lead.

BadBeatsCrewDerk posted:

I follow sumo very closely and :smug: and :mmmsmug:

That is what I took from it.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
When are the day 9 matches going to go up :(

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH
Jason's videos for day 9 are up atleast.

BadBeatsCrewDerk
Jul 18, 2005

WHAT IT DEW
BAD BEATS CREW
.

BadBeatsCrewDerk fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Apr 18, 2013

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
I don't really think a write up of past wrestlers is necessary but it would be interesting to some degree. On the other hand, as I said earlier, sumoreference.com is hugely useful. Along with that, Araibira posted some videos called The National Art of Sumo that cover sumo from 1939 to the late 2000s (presumably from Japanese TV. I asked Araibira on Facebook where they came from and he strangely said he has no idea. :iiam: Of course if anyone who lives in Japan or has lived in Japan has any idea, it'd be greatly appreciated.). If you're curious about styles used throughout the 20th century or who the big names were, I'm going to assume you can't do much better. Of course all of these videos are an hour long or more and there are almost 20 of them so it's pretty daunting to go through all of them. I've only watched 2 or 3 but they're pretty interesting.

Edit: Also, as much as I want a new yokozuna, jesus would it be great it Kyokutenho won another tournament.

Dr.Radical fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Sep 17, 2012

euthy
Sep 26, 2007

May you and your family live without suffering, but for the rest... Thanks for not breeding VHEMT
Grimey Drawer

Supradog posted:

Jason's videos for day 9 are up atleast.

Thanks for this, it's great to have HD versions of the most interesting matches with English commentary.

Apparently they're paying particular attention to the Gyoji today because of a senior citizen's national holiday in Japan. I loved the comment at the beginning of Hakuho and Aminishiki's match about the senior Gyoji. He gets to keep a dagger tucked in his belt - but is expected to commit suicide if he makes a wrong decision. The announcer remarked that "this doesn't actually happen".

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

euthy posted:

Thanks for this, it's great to have HD versions of the most interesting matches with English commentary.

I can't watch with audio while at work - I didn't realize it had English commentary. Is that the Japan TV station that Seorin mentioned?

euthy
Sep 26, 2007

May you and your family live without suffering, but for the rest... Thanks for not breeding VHEMT
Grimey Drawer

Fryhtaning posted:

I can't watch with audio while at work - I didn't realize it had English commentary. Is that the Japan TV station that Seorin mentioned?

It's NHK I believe, with the Youtube account Jason speaking in English over the TV's also-English commentary.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnGpG27p3Do

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010


Great to see things finally shake up a bit.

Homasho/Kisenosato - I think Homasho just locked in his Outstanding Performance award. Unfortunately it's at the expense of Kisenosato, who paid the price for the only mistake he has made all basho

seorin
May 23, 2005

2 Sun's Dusk (Day 78)
Of the Seven Visions of Seven Trials of the Incarnate, I have now fulfilled the Fifth Trial.
Myogiryu really looked a lot like Kisenosato today, except thinner and more agile. Very balanced and stable.

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
Homashou v Kisenosato, the superb balance he displayed this tournament failed him this time, making Homashou almost a shoein for the shukunsho.

Harumafuji v Toyonshima, Toyonoshima made Harumafuji really work for it, while he had a grip on him he had a shot. As soon as it was hands-off, it became a forgone conclusion.

Myougiryuu, sure turned in a spirited performance today.

As far as people not picking up on Osunaarashi yet is concerned, the guy is competing in only his third basho yet and is still in the basement. Furthermore, while he has a solid record so far, only time will tell if he's got what it take to blaze a Baruto-esque path through the divisions or not and stall somewhere in Makushita. Hoping for the first, but only time will tell.

Oh, and that Orora v Ohara match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33zMOa8J1IQ, although it's probably the most ludicrous weight difference ever (75 v 275 kg), it's not a very good example as all the fat gently caress can do is waddle around a bit.

Just Winging It fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Sep 17, 2012

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Just Winging It posted:

it's not a very good example as all the fat gently caress can do is waddle around a bit.
Apparently (several 'inside sources' have repeated it over the years, though it's never been officially confirmed) Orora has some kind of terrible hereditary disorder that causes him to be so huge, and part of the reason he joined sumo in the first place was to get access to medical care. It seems believable: he weighed close to 200kg as a teenager before he ever joined up, and even for such a big guy he has a weird body shape and a lot of super-unhealthy looking bruising.:(

Unrelated, but Kyokutenho now has the most career wins of any foreign-born wrestler in the history of the sport, and the 8th most of any wrestler ever.

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
If that's indeed the case, that really sucks for him.

Day 10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO6yVKOPkXs.

Daidou v Takanoyama, nice effort by Takanoyama, but it wasn't enough and with 7 losses already, he'll be back to Juryo almost certainly next basho.

Chiyotairyuu v Takekaze, while it didn't cost him the match immediately, that lunge left Chiyotairyuu vulnerable, it's probably his weight loss and and shifted center of gravity that he's not used to yet that's breaking him up like some people have said.

Kyokutenhou v Kakuryuu, good effort there by Kyokutenhou, just not good enough. Still, when compared to last basho, he at least seems to have a shot at the win.

Harumafuji v Takayasu, spirited effort by Takayasu. Hopefully he didn't hurt his knee too bad.

Hakuhou v Tochiozan, Hakuhou seemed more like some chump maegashira that entered the ring with a 0-9 record than a yokozuna with a 9-0 one. A complete and utter off-day performance by him, Tochiozan should thank his lucky stars for getting a win handed to him like that. Furthermore, if my wrangling of the sumoreference database is corrected, this is only the seventh time Hakuhou lost to a maegashira, in a total of 209 matches! Flying zabuton moment indeed.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
Houmashou v. Yoshikaze Jesus Christ! Was that thud in the beginning of the match their heads clashing?

Hakuhou v. Tochiozan Hakuhou looked like he'd rather be anywhere else but there. Tochiozan didn't look like he was really good just beat an opponent who looked like he was half assing it. Zabuton! Weeeee!

Harumafuji looks like he's going to do it. I mean he seems so in control and looks like there's no pressure on him. Still have 5 days to go with Hakuhou in there somewhere. Although he looked like poo poo today it doesn't mean he won't bounce back.

Funkysauce fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Sep 18, 2012

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

poo poo just got real.

What's amazing to me is how strong the wrestling lineup is from M1 down to halfway through juryo. Some of those juryo matches are really impressive.

Hakuho - Agreed. What the gently caress was that attempt? He should immediately commit seppuku.

seorin
May 23, 2005

2 Sun's Dusk (Day 78)
Of the Seven Visions of Seven Trials of the Incarnate, I have now fulfilled the Fifth Trial.
That was an amazing day in a tournament full of amazing days. You guys have already brought out the highlights, but I have to say I was really impressed by the performances of many of today's losers. They really gave it their all, and it made for some drat fine matches. I pretty much can't believe how that last match went, though. I mean, there's off days and then there's that.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
So what's going on with Aran? Is he making an honest effort at ditching his henka habit, or has everyone caught onto it and neutralized it?

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

dupersaurus posted:

So what's going on with Aran? Is he making an honest effort at ditching his henka habit, or has everyone caught onto it and neutralized it?

Yeah I noticed he hasn't done it at all. Doesn't look like he's even attempting it. Either he's making an honest effort, or he has been explicitly told to make said honest effort...

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
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he had a few good matches sans-henka last basho, he's just performing really poorly this time around. his (unearned imo) place near the top of the maegashira isn't helping.

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
Yup, top of maegashira/komusubi is a meat grinder. You gotta face all the top ranks within the first half of the basho which can do horrible things for confidence. A lot of rikishi get up there and then just have terrible tournaments.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
Here we go! Day 11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JGZt0QQ-ho

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
Hell, didn't Aran get a bunch of wins and then started to henka like crazy after he already had built up a safe margin even though he really didn't need to?

Miyabiyama v Yoshikaze, mono-ii was probably justified, even though it seemed to me that Yoshikaze didn't actually step out until Miyabiyama crashed down, unless he stroked the outside with the back of his heel or something. Still, a rematch was probably the best decision they could make.

Aran, goes to demonstrate once more that he has skill, and proceeds to salvage something in order to not end the tournament with double digit losses.

Myougiryuu, dodged a bullet there, that foot on the rope that didn't quite touch down could've easily been his undoing.

Harumafuji v Okinoumi, speaking of dodging bullets, looking at the slow-mo replay, Okinoumi's arm touched down first so I'm glad the judges called it correctly and held up Harumafuji's win.

Hakuhou v Goeido, it didn't look as if Goeido put in a real effort here, could've worked out better for him if he'd done so.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
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AND WHO DIES
kintamayama's video for day 12 still isn't up so i watched araibira's of the most important matches, which are, and uh... hakuho is kind of an rear end in a top hat! i am ok with harite in general (harumafuji has been using it to great effect so far this basho), but a big roundhouse slap right off the tachi-ai and a shoulder to the face to top that off? kind of ridiculous. i hope myogiryu is alright, he definitely seemed concussed after that.

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

Day 12 is up. Comments to follow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynnYFp0taEY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Hakuho/Myogiryu I found Hakuho's 'tude way more offputting than the knockout blow. Myogiryu has been charging headfirst into everything this basho, and yeah, Hakuho's armblock was a little high, but that's Myogiryu's own drat fault for thinking he can bowl over the Yokozuna. Hakuho acted more like Asashoryu afterwards than the usual Hakuho who pats people on the shoulder or helps them up, however. Is he pissed that he's not in the lead or something? He personally escorted Kyokutenho in his victory parade, so I don't see why he wouldn't want Harumafuji to get his shot at Yokozuna.

Tochinoshin/Gagamaru I wish I could think of something clever to call the Georgian derby. In any case, the senior Georgian schooled the vat of lard on physics.

Aoiyama On that note, wouldn't a matchup between him and Kotooshu technically be the Battle of the Bulge? :v:

Takanoyama "The edge of the dohyo is right this way and I'll be escorting you there posthaste."

Toyonoshima I think I like this guy better than Aminishiki. Dude is so short and gives no fucks about going against opponents much bigger than him, and with a proven track record.

Fryhtaning fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Sep 20, 2012

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
Takanoyama v Yoshikaze, clever going there with his back against the wall.

Takayasu v Kyokutenhou, with a records like they have, they're bound to end up near the top of the maegashira next basho, where I hope that they'll do better, especially Takayasu.

Hakuhou v Myogiryuu, Myogiryuu sure got hit hard, having to be helped to get up and looking dazed like that, but to me it seemed more of accident than that he intentionally shoulder-butted him in the face. Besides, if he's pissed he's not in the lead he should've put in an effort against Tochiouzan and not lose like a chump. Previous basho when he wasn't doing too great he exhibited some of Asashoryuu's less positive traits as well.

As for Kotooushuu/Aoiyama, I've always like the notion of a yoghurt yokozuna :v:, though fat chance that'll happen.

Just Winging It fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Sep 20, 2012

evilwaldo
Aug 2, 2004

@dcurban1: #FlyersTalk @28CGiroux and @Hartsy19 What do the C and A mean to you? We as fans expect more.Are you leaders or do you just make funny vids

@dcurban1: #flyerstalk @28CGiroux @Hartsy19 The A and the C are supposed to mean something. Leadership not stock quotes to reporters. Time to lead.
It could be knowing that there may be another Yokozuna after this basho. He has been on top for so long and winning almost everything that there might be some resentment.

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

evilwaldo posted:

It could be knowing that there may be another Yokozuna after this basho. He has been on top for so long and winning almost everything that there might be some resentment.

I remember reading a year or so ago that Hakuho said that there needs to be another yokozuna. That'd be pretty drat hypocritical of him to resent Harumafuji having a shot at it, unless there is bad blood between them.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
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i think it's more just frustration at not having won a yusho in such a long time (for him). if harumafuji wins, this will be hakuho's first time losing 3 straight since january 2007, back when he was still an ozeki. even though he was happy for kyokutenho and would like there to be another yokozuna to have as his rival, he seems like a pretty proud guy whose pride is hurting a bit.

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
Is it legal to throw forearms and elbows at your opponent's head like that? I know open palm slaps and shoves are okay...

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

a false posted:

he seems like a pretty proud guy whose pride is hurting a bit.

Yeah, he probably badly wants to surpass Asashoryu's total yusho. He's probably just past his prime and knows that there are now several wrestlers who can beat him during any given basho. The clock is now ticking for him making it into the top 3 all-time in yusho.

3 more yusho are needed to catch Asashoryu per sumoreference:

code:
        Rikishi	        Heya	        Shusshin	Birth date	Yusho
1. 	Taiho	        Nishonoseki	Hokkaido	29.05.1940	32
2. 	Chiyonofuji	Kokonoe	        Hokkaido	01.06.1955	31
3. 	Asashoryu	Takasago	Mongolia	27.09.1980	25
4. 	Kitanoumi	Mihogaseki	Hokkaido	16.05.1953	24
5. 	Hakuho	        Miyagino	Mongolia	11.03.1985	22
5. 	Takanohana	Futagoyama	Tokyo	        12.08.1972	22
vvvvvv No joke - a concussion can silently be a career-ender.

Fryhtaning fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 20, 2012

seorin
May 23, 2005

2 Sun's Dusk (Day 78)
Of the Seven Visions of Seven Trials of the Incarnate, I have now fulfilled the Fifth Trial.

a false posted:

he seems like a pretty proud guy whose pride is hurting a bit.

This is my take on it as well. He wouldn't care if he were losing, but losing in such a stupid way has him pissed off. If he'd actually put up a decent fight and lost because his opponent did well, I don't think he'd have this same attitude. I got that impression the last time he pulled this poo poo as well.

I'm going to be so pissed if Myogiryu is out because of this. :(

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Fryhtaning posted:

No joke - a concussion can silently be a career-ender.

have concussions historically been an issue in sumo? i know in the other sport i follow (hockey) it's been a major topic of discussion over the past number of years and there have been a lot of players who've had their careers ended by serious concussions (and a good number of players who should have, in retrospect, probably retired thanks to concussions in the past but didn't and are still paying the price). i can't remember much discussion about concussions in sumo though, maybe just because i just recently started following. still, it seems like the knees are generally the first thing to go for rikishi.

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Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

a false posted:

have concussions historically been an issue in sumo? i know in the other sport i follow (hockey) it's been a major topic of discussion over the past number of years and there have been a lot of players who've had their careers ended by serious concussions (and a good number of players who should have, in retrospect, probably retired thanks to concussions in the past but didn't and are still paying the price). i can't remember much discussion about concussions in sumo though, maybe just because i just recently started following. still, it seems like the knees are generally the first thing to go for rikishi.

I don't know if they have or not in sumo. I was speaking broadly in terms of many sports in general where a concussion throws you off just enough to where you're no longer the fine-tuned machine that you once were. Baseball and hockey are two pretty big ones, football as well.

The knees definitely are a big one for sumo. You only have to look at how many of them have some kind of knee support, and at how often the knees get injured. Not to mention, carrying 350lb around on them all day.

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