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Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Could probably just post power girl all day (especially the whole zardoz arc) but I always found this pretty good:


But if you're going to post PG stuff, gotta include this one from #1

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Rustmouth Chafings
Dec 11, 2008
From the upcoming Ultimate Ultimates #16:



:ughh:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That's not funny!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Yeah it's more sad than funny.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.
I dunno, I laughed pretty loving hard at it.

I just don't think I was supposed to.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I don't get it at all.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If you want the context Cap is apparently becoming President in Ultimates. :laffo:

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Magic Love Hose posted:

I dunno, I laughed pretty loving hard at it.

I just don't think I was supposed to.

That is definitely ALSO a funny panel and ok by me.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

SynthOrange posted:

If you want the context Cap is apparently becoming President in Ultimates. :laffo:

Aliens from Independence day CONFIRMED as new villians for Ultimates.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Darkseid is a ruthless conqueror of worlds, an awe inspiring living god to his people, one of the most ruthless and terrible beings in the galaxy a threat to freedom and happiness as we know it. Other times you come home after a hard day and he's just there in your apartment. Chilling, because he knows, he knows you can't do poo poo about him being there.

He'll break into your liquor cabinet because he does not respect you.



He'll psychoanalyze your inability to make life changes.



You will be unable to escape his unwanted relationship advice.



Sometimes he just wants pizza, it's not like you're gonna eat the whole thing, just relax man.



Sometimes he's pleasant enough company, but then he starts being vaguely anti Semetic and it makes you uncomfortable.



Wait a sec, did he just spray that gnome with mustard in that last one, what the hell Darkseid?

However when the roles are reversed suddenly all this poo poo isn't funny anymore is it Darkseid?




I don't know what issues any of these panels or covers are from.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.
Last one's a DCU Christmas special. I don't know which one.

I love how it's canon that Santa Claus exists in the DC universe.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Magic Love Hose posted:

Last one's a DCU Christmas special. I don't know which one.

I love how it's canon that Santa Claus exists in the DC universe.

Excuse me, it's canon that Santa Claus exists in our universe, too. :colbert: No Santatheists allowed.



Except apparently in Marvel.





Mister Roboto fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Sep 19, 2012

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
dp

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Which comic is that Frank Quietly one from?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Magic Love Hose posted:

Last one's a DCU Christmas special. I don't know which one.

I love how it's canon that Santa Claus exists in the DC universe.

Yeah, except for Larfleeze. :(

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Why the hell is he always sitting down?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Kharmakazy posted:

Why the hell is he always sitting down?

No comfy chairs on Apokolips.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Kharmakazy posted:

Why the hell is he always sitting down?

When you are Darkseid every chair is a throne.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Batgirl V3 #14.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Ensign_Ricky posted:

No comfy chairs on Apokolips.
Exactly.

http://www.darkseidchillingonacouch.tumblr.com/

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SynthOrange posted:

Which comic is that Frank Quietly one from?

DCU Legacies #8
http://comicbookdb.com/issue.php?ID=216817

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The Mary Marvel one is from Countdown.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Grendels Dad posted:

When you are Darkseid every chair is a throne.

This is now my favorite thing about Darkseid ever.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Except the throne. That's just a toilet.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
When you are Darkseid every throne is a toilet.

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!
And every book becomes Mein Kamph I guess.
Except I think the ones under the table next to him are comics.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

StumblyWumbly posted:

And every book becomes Mein Kamph I guess.
Except I think the ones under the table next to him are comics.

To Darkseid Mein Kamph is a comic.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Hitler wrote Mein Kampf after tripping out and making contact with Darkseid's mind.

(I'm legitimately surprised Grant Morrison hasn't actually done this.)

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



We're heading down into no content area, back to posting images and contributing.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Well you see, Santa Clause was real in the DCU but then he met Lobo:





(Lobo Christmas Paramilitary special).

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Spider-Man: Ends Of The Earth Special

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Magic Love Hose posted:

Last one's a DCU Christmas special. I don't know which one.

I love how it's canon that Santa Claus exists in the DC universe.

Santa Claus is a New God. An dazzling abstract concept too vast to fit into our universe.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.
Not only is Santa canon, but he joined the Justice League.



Source: JLA #60. I re-read this comic every year at Christmas time, because it is every bit as awesome as it looks.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

qntm posted:

Santa Claus is a New God. An dazzling abstract concept too vast to fit into our universe.

He is also best friends with the Ultimate Warrior

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

bobkatt013 posted:

He is also best friends with the Ultimate Warrior


Split through a prism across infinite worlds! Existing in some form in every universe-- even our own!

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

bobkatt013 posted:

He is also best friends with the Ultimate Warrior


Who may be related to Street Fighter 3's Gill:


Sf3comic

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Ultimate Comics Spider-Man 15. Just posting this because of Miles' goofy shirt.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Batman Special #1.
I'm pretty sure this is a colorist error.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
This one's from Action Comics #593, the infamous "Barda and Superman shoot a porno" issue.

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enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

I posted:

Batman Special #1.
I'm pretty sure this is a colorist error.


I'm just going to pretend that the only thing Bruce has on is the cowl, cape, and boots. Maybe the utility belt. The rest of him is free.

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