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Yep, it's a wig. I mean, it's a good wig, but it's definitely a wig. And I was one of the believers! I figured he was dying it, but still...
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Sep 23, 2012 16:43
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I'm starting to believe this whole weird wig thing.
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Sep 23, 2012 23:12
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If its not a wig then its a weave.
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Sep 23, 2012 23:23
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It's a "system".
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Sep 23, 2012 23:24
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After him having plastic surgery then lying about it (well, maybe that was more of a lie of omission) I don't believe for a second he is being honest when he says his hair is all natural.
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Sep 24, 2012 00:37
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Kelly posted:After him having plastic surgery then lying about it (well, maybe that was more of a lie of omission) I don't believe for a second he is being honest when he says his hair is all natural. On at least one occasion, Penny Crone directly asked him if he had had any plastic surgery, and he gave an absolute denial. He didn't "omit" poo poo.
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Sep 24, 2012 00:45
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prefect posted:On at least one occasion, Penny Crone directly asked him if he had had any plastic surgery, and he gave an absolute denial. He didn't "omit" poo poo. Ha! That's even worse. I couldn't recall him outright saying he didn't have it.
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Sep 24, 2012 00:55
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Which is the bigger lie: having real hair or loving Beth with a condom?
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Sep 24, 2012 01:48
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Maybe Beth has herpes and Howard is protecting her privacy???
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Sep 24, 2012 02:41
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It's always so funny to hear how people react when he tells them that. "You gently caress your wife with a what?!"
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Sep 24, 2012 03:17
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Kelly posted:It's always so funny to hear how people react when he tells them that. "You gently caress your wife with a what?!" Are the condoms and the wig kept in the same safe?
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Sep 24, 2012 03:36
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Are the condoms and the wig kept in the same safe? No, the condoms are kept in the wig.
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Sep 24, 2012 12:09
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I bet their prenup stipulates if they get divorced Beth can't tell the world about his system, poor Howie
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Sep 24, 2012 12:33
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Are the condoms and the wig kept in the same safe? Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:No, the condoms are kept in the wig. No, they are weaved into the wig.
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Sep 24, 2012 14:04
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There's definitely something artificial to Howard's hair, but at least he's not at the Brett Michaels "I must rock a cowboy hat and a bandana permanently sewed into my skull every minute of every day" stage yet.
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Sep 24, 2012 14:33
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Which is the bigger lie: having real hair or loving Beth with a condom? Wait, the condom thing is actually in doubt? I believe that 100%.
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Sep 24, 2012 15:27
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Sand Monster posted:Wait, the condom thing is actually in doubt? I believe that 100%. Maybe it's the "loving Beth" thing that's in doubt.
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Sep 24, 2012 15:29
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Why doesn't Stern just get a vasectomy? Its not like he wants any more kids at this point anyways.
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Sep 24, 2012 15:53
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The same reason Gary (who also fucks his wife with a condom) won't. They think they will be less of a man or their load will make women cry.
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Sep 24, 2012 16:02
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Nothing will make you feel better about your life than a visit from High Pitch Eric to the studio.
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Sep 24, 2012 16:02
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Vakal posted:Nothing will make you feel better about your life than a visit from High Pitch Eric to the studio. Hi, this is Michael Jackson! Woo hoo! If you vote for Sanjaya, I won't sleep with little boys anymore, and you know how hard that can be!
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Sep 24, 2012 19:57
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Bonzo posted:The same reason Gary (who also fucks his wife with a condom) won't. They think they will be less of a man or their load will make women cry. I thought it was more that they're scared their balls will be ruined if the procedure goes wrong. Beth will be menopausal in like 3 years anyway, might as well just keep using the jimmies.
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Sep 24, 2012 20:24
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I wonder if Shuli being in the Artie chair is testing out a permanent thing or if it's just one shot? He was pretty quiet but it's nice to have another person in studio again. I'd prefer Richard or Sal but it works.
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Sep 24, 2012 21:34
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GenoCanSing posted:Hi, this is Michael Jackson! Woo hoo! If you vote for Sanjaya, I won't sleep with little boys anymore, and you know how hard that can be! I'm always happy when Kelly Clarkson crawls out from whatever rock she hides under every couple of years so I can do a "Who's High Pitch" to myself like a mental patient.
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Sep 24, 2012 21:39
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Godinster posted:I wonder if Shuli being in the Artie chair is testing out a permanent thing or if it's just one shot? He was pretty quiet but it's nice to have another person in studio again. I'd prefer Richard or Sal but it works. They let Shuli sit in the Jackie chair?  
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Sep 24, 2012 21:48
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prefect posted:They let Shuli sit in the Jackie chair? I guess its positive that Howard recognises the need for an extra voice in the room but Shuli is Haaarible and the LAZIEST sidekick choice they could possibly make. Hopefully they cycle around staff members and comedians again.
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Sep 24, 2012 22:57
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Wasn't Howard throwing Wolfie around, that guy that interviews bronies? I hope that was just to tease Benjy, a good comedian in the chair would be good. Shuli is pretty funny, but I don't see him as the "chip in" kind of guy, he likes to run off with things too much.
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Sep 24, 2012 23:06
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After weeks of trying, I finally got my parrot to say something worthwhile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTgsUP0BT84 It's at the end of the video.
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Sep 24, 2012 23:39
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I love how Howard doesn't know about Picasso treating women like poo poo. I'd be interested to see what would happen if he heard about the way his heroes, John Lennon and Steve Jobs, treated women and their children. Too bad Cindy didn't bring those up, I think he'd lose his poo poo.
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Sep 24, 2012 23:43
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Who cares. Separate the art from the artist.
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Sep 24, 2012 23:59
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Godinster posted:I'd be interested to see what would happen if he heard about the way his heroes, John Lennon and Steve Jobs, treated women and their children. He's had Julian Lennon on quite a few times to talk about what a lovely father John was and how Sean got all the perks.
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Sep 25, 2012 00:12
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This is hilarious: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/09/24/howard_stern_interviews_obama_supporters_2012-comments.html It was also linked on drudge.
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Sep 25, 2012 03:04
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Szyznyk posted:He's had Julian Lennon on quite a few times to talk about what a lovely father John was and how Sean got all the perks. And yet Sean is an insufferable douche, although maybe it's genetic since his mother is Yoko.
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Sep 25, 2012 03:11
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Szyznyk posted:He's had Julian Lennon on quite a few times to talk about what a lovely father John was and how Sean got all the perks. Yes, and Howard is harder on John and Yoko then Julian had been, in past interviews.
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Sep 25, 2012 04:19
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kylej posted:Who cares. Separate the art from the artist. This is exactly what I tell people when they ask me why I have all of Gary Glitter's albums.
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Sep 25, 2012 10:37
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Does this look like an asian JD?
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Sep 25, 2012 22:51
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Sour shoes interview today was the best poo poo I've heard in forever. I love that what ever brain injury he sustained made him the way he is.
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Sep 25, 2012 23:09
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He is truly a mad genius, love the man. His bad attempts to work in some atmospheric music was hilarious! I wish he hadn't blown a load for Lisa G, though... like her ego needs THAT.
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Sean_Miller posted:Does this look like an asian JD? JD would reject that girl for not having pornstar-perfect gums.
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