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Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

Bocc Kob posted:

Why was some kid in their attic and why did he keep a WWE contract in the drug box?

Both answers probably revolve around him being bad at making decisions.

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sexy_trash
Jul 4, 2008

WH2K IS JERICHO
Wrestlers used to keep contracts and drugs and guns and what not in their fanny packs. As soon as they go out of style and wrestlers stop wearing em, they all start getting arrested. Jeez!

tongster
Jan 18, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
post more tweets you loving goons

William Regal posted:

I asked @ WWE about an #OldPro shirt for me.For the concerning older fan.We'll see.


a wwe seniors range? :getin:

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Bocc Kob posted:

Why was some kid in their attic and why did he keep a WWE contract in the drug box?

Because Mike Knox lives inside a Hardy Boys novel, obviously.

(it's called The Hardy Boys Meet The Hardy Boyz)

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Thanks to that radio interview he did, we know that at least AN answer the the question "who cares who Kelly Kelly dates" is Randy Orton. A lot.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

MassRayPer posted:

Also Colt's tweet is totally uncool and I expected more from him. I'm not sure why but I did.
I think you expected more from him because that is the kind of thing you expect him to say in-character as "Matt Classic" and yet there he is saying it as himself instead, which suggests that is more the kind of person he is.

The reason people are upset about it is because there is roughly a 0% chance of a male wrestler's release being turned into a sexual joke... AND because it was not funny, incidentally. Everyone's tolerance for offensive things goes up when skill is involved.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
CM Punk ‏@CMPunk
So, the stinkface is up for grabs! Who will be the first? I predict either @NatbyNature or @ZackRyder

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

achillesforever6 posted:

CM Punk ‏@CMPunk
So, the stinkface is up for grabs! Who will be the first? I predict either @NatbyNature or @ZackRyder

Why does CM Punk care so much about Kelly Kelly's signature moves? He must be a bad person.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Is he implying Natalya is smelly? That's sexist and insensitive! :qq:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bocc Kob posted:

Is he implying Natalya is smelly? That's sexist and insensitive! :qq:

She does fart a whole lot

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Oatgan posted:

She does fart a whole lot

Fart-shaming.

:colbert:

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

I had actually completely forgotten about that farting storyline because it lasted like a month.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cardboard Box posted:

I had actually completely forgotten about that farting storyline because it lasted like a month.

I'm surprised it took WWE nearly this long to run a farting storyline

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Well this explains Lance Storm's goofy bullshit medical analysis:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Bhester posted:

Well this explains Lance Storm's goofy bullshit medical analysis:



Lance Storm is poopy.

sexy_trash
Jul 4, 2008

WH2K IS JERICHO

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
The Miz & Maryse's dog ran away and asked for people to RT and help look for it :v:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
From the impression other workers give about the Miz, there might be a reason that dog hosed off.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
MONDAY MORNING WRESTLETWIT HAPPENINGS:

Trent Barretta posted:

This guy was just hanging out in the middle of the road. http://img.ly/nZ8m. Don't do that, man.

I should probably wash my hands.

http://www.tout.com/m/f3uwkc?ref=twfl0za4

I am assuming Trent helped that turtle off the road, further cementing his awesomeness in my estimation.

CM Punk posted:

I could retweet @rickygervais brilliance all night

Ricky Gervais posted:

Thank you kind sir.

This is even weirder than the Rock/Simon Pegg love-in from a few months back.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Chinston Wurchill posted:

This is even weirder than the Rock/Simon Pegg love-in from a few months back.

I personally can't wait for the John Cena/Matt Smith buddy tweets to happen next. :v:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I would watch the gently caress out of a movie featuring Rock and Simon Pegg.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Matt Striker posted:

Did Ryback just coin himself " Big Hungry" ? ...amd I thought I have bad nicknames

Edge posted:

@Matt_Striker_ -yes Big Hungry is brutal but maybe better than #Cocktailsausagefingers
-which will now b my new nickname for you. Seriously google them, they look just like your lil fingers:)

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Ricky Gervais WOULD be the type of person who says "kind sir." What a dillhole.

On a more positive note, Edge is amazing at twitter.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.


Roddy Piper acknowledged my existence you guys :neckbeard:

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Tensai is apparently getting deluged with tweets blaming him for the ending of last night's Ryback match.

Tensai posted:

Some of these tweets are very entertaining. Get a life.

some dude posted:

@GiantBernard Youre loving pissed off right now

Tensai posted:

@MartinDavidHarp Nope. Actually amusing.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the 'pick up a big guy' spectrum...

Antonio Cesaro posted:

MAN STRENGTH #raw @wwe #swissSuperman #USChampion

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MAN STRENGTH indeed, Antonio. MAN STRENGTH indeed.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Stone Cold posted:

I was in a bar in Mexico watching the football game. Word on the street was some low end piece of trash was talking smack on WWE RAW

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Like his loving ears just perked up? It's like whispering "Lois..." and Superman flying from one end of the galaxy to the other.

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT

Spikeguy posted:

Like his loving ears just perked up? It's like whispering "Lois..." and Superman flying from one end of the galaxy to the other.

His Stunner sense was tingling.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Frilled Lizard posted:

His Stunner sense was tingling.

It's easy to confuse with his 10 am beer buzz though, so sometimes it takes him a while.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

404GoonNotFound posted:

It's easy to confuse with his 10 am beer buzz though, so sometimes it takes him a while.

They are usually one and the same so its easy to get them confused.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011


Things like this make me love twitter and wrestling sometimes.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

RBX posted:

Things like this make me love twitter and wrestling sometimes.

Some Fan posted:

what would have happend if @steveaustinBS made his way down that ramp last night

CM Punk posted:

probably would've fallen down.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Trent Barreta ‏@trentylocks
chew gum. watch bray wyatt promos on youtube.

Trent has the right idea

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Man, we really need a CourageTrent template to make that work.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Today in "Christopher Daniels is Awesome"...

@Storm_Wrestling posted:

@facdaniels Great interview on Wrestling Observer/ F4W. Did not give me enough credit as idol and role model for you. #Disrespect

@facdaniels posted:

@Storm_Wrestling I blame @bryanalvarez for not leading the interview in the proper direction. Also, he edited out all of my praise of you.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

JBL posted:

Is it bad that I am going to sleep in a tent in Serengeti and I hear a lion outside that sounds very close?

Then a little later on:

JBL posted:

I wish I had some @CharlieHaas matches to play outside my tent, but then....that might be too cruel and kill him not just repel him.

:iceburn: by JBL. I dunno why I found it so funny, but I did.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


More from the saga of Daniels on F4D...

@facdaniels posted:

@bryanalvarez Thanks for the interview, always a pleasure. Let history decide whether Claire deserves disdain or praise. Also, yay Lance!

BryanAlvarez posted:

@facdaniels You're welcome, and you're right. I should think of Claire and the baby.

@Lagana posted:

@bryanalvarez @facdaniels what if vinny was the father. What if that was the secret.

@BryanAlvarez posted:

@Lagana @facdaniels I would have paid good money to see Vinny's girlfriend Bridgett vs. Claire Lynch

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
The Ryback follows an odd collection of people: https://twitter.com/Ryback22/following

Wade Barrett makes sense. Dolph Ziggler isn't strange either. Tom Pritchard is understandable too. There's an indie wrestler named Pat Buck who looks like he was in WWE developmental around the same time as The Ryback so that's fair. Hell, even following Mike Tyson makes sense considering Tyson is a WWE Hall of Famer. But then it gets weird.

The first person he ever followed? Tony Robbins. The second person he ever followed? A hardcore porn actress. He also follows The Secret, an osteopathic physician, and a women who identifies herself as a "bikini competitor" whatever that is.

The Ryback is weird.

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

So Ryback has had that Twitter for how long and hasn't tweeted once?

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