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DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

willkill4food posted:

You guys are the equivalent of those cunts in Baseketball who said that the psyche out is unbelievably offensive and should be stopped.

You just can't understand it unless you've seen The Mersey Tigers imho.

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


Also:



and this:

quote:

I wrote a screenplay about kidnapping one of the royal family. It was a cops and robbers, thriller type thing. But I used that as a vehicle to attack monarchy and the fact that priveledged pricks are so corrupt. I sent it round loads of agencies, including the British Film Institute. Then I found out the BFI is actually a charity, and it's patron... Prince Charles.

The whole loving gig is corrupt. Alex Ferguson, Govern Born Socialist Knight Of The Realm... get to gently caress. The only thing Shelvey done wrong was not standing on his toe. I'd have said punching him, but the aul fucker is ready to turn to dust and his final wish would probably be to gently caress us.

People slagging Jonjo for having a go at that twat... oh dear, the world has truly gone mad

and this:

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Sep 25, 2012

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

vyelkin posted:

RIO FERDINAND TOLD ANTON FERDINAND TO ACCUSE HIM OF BEING A RACIST SO HE COULD GET A CHANCE IN THE ENGLAND TEAM ITS OBVIOUS

In this same vein, I found a similarly eloquent tweet...

quote:

@anton_ferdinand do u feel bad that ur bullshit and crybaby tactics have cost ur oval office of a brother more caps? #cuntwatch #teamJT

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/37965/the-sports-guys-mailbox-anti-replacement-refs-edition

Sean Reilly, Milwaukee posted:

Text from my brother in law that sums up our society's apathy about the refs and the problem we should have with that if we were true fans like those of the EPL: "I almost ran out in the street and started a fire. But I would have been alone. In Britain there would already be a cop car flipped over for me to burn." If that doesn't say it all!
looks like that guy from the olympic football thread wrote a letter to Bill Simmons.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

TyChan posted:

I wrote a screenplay about kidnapping one of the royal family. It was a cops and robbers, thriller type thing. But I used that as a vehicle to attack monarchy and the fact that priveledged pricks are so corrupt. I sent it round loads of agencies, including the British Film Institute. Then I found out the BFI is actually a charity, and it's patron... Prince Charles.

The whole loving gig is corrupt. Alex Ferguson, Govern Born Socialist Knight Of The Realm... get to gently caress. The only thing Shelvey done wrong was not standing on his toe. I'd have said punching him, but the aul fucker is ready to turn to dust and his final wish would probably be to gently caress us.

People slagging Jonjo for having a go at that twat... oh dear, the world has truly gone mad

i didn't know idiot bitch fucker Frank Turner was a SlitherPoo Fail Club fan

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
So, Liverpool are fielding under 18s in the first team and under 17s in the second XI so who's left for the NextGen, the under 10s?

I've never held a bleaker outlook for my team than I do now, both the owners and manager seem absolutely barking, hope they prove me wrong.
ScousePride, Liverpool

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

pissy smelliott posted:

So, Liverpool are fielding under 18s in the first team and under 17s in the second XI so who's left for the NextGen, the under 10s?

I've never held a bleaker outlook for my team than I do now, both the owners and manager seem absolutely barking, hope they prove me wrong.
ScousePride, Liverpool

Alan Hansen alt spotted

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

w-what.. :psyduck:

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Should be Liverbird fried chicken imo

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
i'm not sure what's happening there, but that's a nice nip ring

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I have to complain N17 is too self-centered as winger .. thinks too much about scoring goal by himself .. than making contribution to the team.

I would support V7 on the right and AY18 on the left.

We need a great winger on the left as good as our great G11 when younger.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Paperhouse posted:

I have to complain N17 is too self-centered as winger .. thinks too much about scoring goal by himself .. than making contribution to the team.

I would support V7 on the right and AY18 on the left.

We need a great winger on the left as good as our great G11 when younger.

This has redcafe written all over it, thanks for reminding me why I don't go there anymore.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Paperhouse posted:

I have to complain N17 is too self-centered as winger .. thinks too much about scoring goal by himself .. than making contribution to the team.

I would support V7 on the right and AY18 on the left.

We need a great winger on the left as good as our great G11 when younger.
no way is this real, come on.

Right? :(

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

St Evan Echoes posted:

no way is this real, come on.

Right? :(

I think you know the answer to that, forums poster SEE.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

locobaggett posted:

I think the difference between a "lazy" playmaker (like Riquelme) and the more "modern" playmaker (Zidane) is just pure talent. Riquelme was exceedingly talented offensively, but wasn't particularly fast, strong, or remotely defensive. Zidane was more complete. Thus Riquelme was a star for the lower-level competition of South America and Valencia, but wasn't quite good enough for Barcalona. Zidane was a star for some of the best teams to play the game, club or country. To put it video game speak, Riquelme had 99's on his offensive stats, but only 50-60's on his defensive. Zidane had 90's on all his stats. Which would you play?

Aliramaa posted:

I hope loving Suarez watch this hundreds of times to see what scoring goals means. A goal is a goal whether you score it with a slow shot or a fast one. Suarez always thinks he is the protagonist of an Indian movie.he wants to score cool goals to be the star on YouTube maybe.
I am a Liverpool fan but I admit, Suarez has great abilities but he destroys them by his childish attitude.
what a pity.
(I can't get enough of wasting chances and miss passes)

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Oct 2, 2012

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

NOT GOING TO LIE... MY EYES ARE FILLING WITH CRY... TONIGHT WE HAVE BEEN NOCKED OUT OF EUROPE BY AN UNKWNON TEAM.... BRING IN PEP GUARD YOLO

https://twitter.com/PLEKSTER

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS


quote:

I AM ABSOLUTE HAMMERED OFF THE WKD. WAITING OUTSIDE THE ETIHAD FOR THE GERMON ULTRAS O APPEAR. LETS FOCKING AV IT!!!!!!!!!!!

HAMMERED OFF THE WKD

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

quote:

big #mcfc fan. indian. dyslexia sufferor. favourit playors - cumpenny, agwero & tevez.

The dyslexia sufferor bit made me feel bad for laughing, but cumpenny papered over that crack...

Mickolution fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Oct 4, 2012

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mickolution posted:

The dyslexia sufferor bit made me feel bad for laughing, but cumpenny papered over that crack...

Reported for rivals.com pun.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
You guys do know that isn't real right?

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
funny nonetheless

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mods rename me PEP GUARD YOLO please.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The Sun is so loving bad



I could have included some of their articles as well but what more needs to be said after that picture

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Yeah Grange Hill is in East London, not West London. Idiots.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

irlZaphod posted:

Yeah Grange Hill is in East London, not West London. Idiots.

It was a school boy error, obviously

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!

Scott Bakula posted:

The Sun is so loving bad



I could have included some of their articles as well but what more needs to be said after that picture
I like how they take one joke that wouldn't have been too awful by their usual standards and then try to force it in everywhere else. Victorio Line? Not bad. Metriopolitan Line? Now you're pushing it. Bakerioloo/Waterioloo? Oh just gently caress right off.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
It's like when you're playing fifa and you score that amazing goal by clicking random buttons. You’ve just dribbled past 4 defenders, flicked the ball over the keeper, then scorpion kicked it into the next, all without noticing what you’re doing.

You then sit down for the next week, sitting in the same position that you were in before, same clothes, you put everything in the room in the exact same spot it was when you did the trick…
and then you start clicking random buttons again, hoping something will work.

But it’s different, the magic’s gone. You were working on instinct before, so when you clicked the random buttons, you naturally clicked them in an order that the xbox would understand – now you’re focusing on it, so that natural instinct isn’t there anymore. You’re no longer clicking random buttons – you’re now knowingly trying different combinations, hoping that something will pull off.

Get where I’m coming from? So Nando was this unbelievable player for so many year with Atletico and the Kop, because he was doing everything instinctively. He was just this natural football player – then he had a form slump and began overthinking things, just like you did while playing Fifa. Now he’s no longer doing things naturally, he’s focusing too hard and trying to repeat what he did back before he joined us, but the difference is that that touch isn’t there anymore, nature isn’t working its force.

It’s now Fernando Torres working on his own, without the force of nature.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI0fPq3UgeI

I think this is pretty awesome, but it probably belongs here.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

I have no idea if this is serious or a troll or what I'm just I don't know what the heck

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

irlZaphod posted:

I have no idea if this is serious or a troll or what I'm just I don't know what the heck



I can't stop laughing at the phrase YMCA Luis

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Every time I read it before I posted it, it got funnier

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Haha that's amazing. I can't help but think of Anfield singing the village people before the game now.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
"Young man, there's no need to fall down
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground..."

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

WickedIcon posted:

"Idiotic football hooligans caused a tragedy" doesn't seem like that controversial of an opinion to me. :psyduck:

I'll admit that I'm a Yank, though, so I kinda lack context on this.

vmdvr posted:

As a Canadian who's been to a lot of sports events for a bunch of different sports, and a lot of different concerts, I still can't wrap my head around why that happened or what's so offensive about his article, even after reading the Wikipedia you linked. I don't know how to break this to you, but unless it's a for real riot (which do happen, but generally in city streets afterwards) by and large we line up politely here in Canada, without pushing. Or even touching any part of the person in front of you. And we wait politely, with no pushing. Even if the event's about to start (our fault for not arriving early). And no matter what the event or how crowded it is. The idea that the police over here would even have to consider the possibility of something like that happening is just bizarre to me.
Different customs, I guess.

Two cool and funny posts about Hillsborough. They're defending this article btw.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Smirr posted:

Two cool and funny posts about Hillsborough. They're defending this article btw.

also

Dominic White posted:

I'm British, and have nothing to say for or against Liverpool or it's football fans, and I can't find what's so horrifyingly offensive here either. Yes, the police mishandled things, and them covering things up and establishing scapegoats afterwards WAS terrible, and there probably should be some criminal charges filed against anyone who attempted to pervert the course of justice.

It was still the crowd of rabid footy fans who absolutely HAD to get into the stadium no matter how hard they had to push that killed people. It wasn't intentional, but neither is running over people when driving (usually), and that's still considered a crime.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

I'm not sure this belongs here because I'd totally play Fifa 13: Stoke Harder

Rycalawre
Nov 6, 2009

The Mash posted:

I'm not sure this belongs here because I'd totally play Fifa 13: Stoke Harder

There was a game years ago called Redcard that is pretty much Stoke: The Game.

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Any and all goon games in FIFA turned out to be Stoke: Stoking it hard interspersed with the occasional Newcastle: Our Target Man is 7 Foot Big.

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