Let's Talk About Loveline! V. 2

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How Much Art: Oct 29, 2003; Trampoline Destroys Bear

human being better run

# ? Oct 4, 2012 23:19

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:53

eleven extra elephants: Feb 16, 2007; Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

226 pages of this thread are quotes

edit: also gonna quote myself because I still haven't found this episode again

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

Anybody know the date of the call with the disabled woman who had the husband who was having sex with her pisshole for years?

# ? Oct 4, 2012 23:26

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

226 pages of this thread are quotes

edit: also gonna quote myself because I still haven't found this episode again

Was that actually a call on the show? I remember Drew talking about it, but it seemed like it was something he came across at his practice rather than on-air.

# ? Oct 4, 2012 23:47

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

How Much Art posted:

human being better run

Drew, please.

# ? Oct 4, 2012 23:58

eleven extra elephants: Feb 16, 2007; Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

FCKGW posted:

Was that actually a call on the show? I remember Drew talking about it, but it seemed like it was something he came across at his practice rather than on-air.

Yeah it was definitely a call.

# ? Oct 4, 2012 23:58

EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

Yeah it was definitely a call.

If I remember the call correctly she's got a catheter which stretched out her urethra, which the dude was then loving.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 02:15

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

vote_no posted:

Are you a Mormon?

No, I'm not.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 05:02

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

The world is your oyster, because that's all the world is.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 05:07

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

little munchkin posted:

No, I'm not.

He's gay.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 05:12

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

You're a lesbian.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 05:12

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Makes me sick.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 05:20

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

human being better have sex with me

# ? Oct 5, 2012 05:23

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

please respond posted:

He's gay.

If this is true than you're going to jail, buddy.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 05:39

vote_no: Nov 22, 2005; The rush is on.

little munchkin posted:

No, I'm not.

Are you a Mormon?

# ? Oct 5, 2012 06:03

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

vote_no posted:

Are you a Mormon?

No, I'm not a Mormon.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 06:07

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

I've had anal sex and passed out a couple of times.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 06:21

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

I was bored so I had my tongue pierced. I was bored so I put spear through my penis.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 06:55

Flight Bisque: Feb 23, 2008; There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

I've had anal sex and passed out a couple of times.

You know, sex is not a recreational sport.

Google led me to page 213 of this thread. The catheter call was apparently on the 23 April 2003 episode, guest was Dominic Purcell. Too lazy to find a time for it though.

That call was likely overshadowed in most people's memories by Kenneth the head stealer calling in the same night.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 07:04

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Peehole sex and head theft in one night. Sometimes poo poo on Loveline just got weird.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 07:10

Hurm.: Apr 24, 2006; Nature is a language
can't you read?

*Chirp*

# ? Oct 5, 2012 08:33

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caFFhdkhRnw

# ? Oct 5, 2012 12:28

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

LITERALLY a millionaire.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 13:36

Cromulent: Dec 22, 2002; People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

butitwontgoaway

# ? Oct 5, 2012 13:57

GreenNight: Feb 19, 2006; Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Dominic Purcell had his mind blown that night. I remember him being a pretty good guest.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 14:58

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

More jello please!

# ? Oct 5, 2012 16:07

vote_no: Nov 22, 2005; The rush is on.

nOOOoooooh!

# ? Oct 5, 2012 17:56

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

whatsabattle posted:

You know, sex is not a recreational sport.

Google led me to page 213 of this thread. The catheter call was apparently on the 23 April 2003 episode, guest was Dominic Purcell. Too lazy to find a time for it though.

That call was likely overshadowed in most people's memories by Kenneth the head stealer calling in the same night.

I listened to that episode last night to try and find that call, and that's not it. This episode just has a story about some lady who had to have a camera put up her urethra but nothing involving sex.

Unless it's later in the episode, but the lady who calls it right after Kenneth.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 18:08

Flight Bisque: Feb 23, 2008; There is, surprisingly, always hope.

FCKGW posted:

I listened to that episode last night to try and find that call, and that's not it. This episode just has a story about some lady who had to have a camera put up her urethra but nothing involving sex.

Unless it's later in the episode, but the lady who calls it right after Kenneth.

That's why you make the big bucks!

# ? Oct 5, 2012 18:28

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

Can you believe we get paid the same amount?

# ? Oct 5, 2012 19:18

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

c0ldfuse posted:

Can you believe we get paid the same amount?

Westwood One couldn't. :smug:

# ? Oct 5, 2012 20:49

Ez: Mar 26, 2007; Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

whatsabattle posted:

That's why you make the big bucks!

He's a big boy

# ? Oct 5, 2012 20:55

vote_no: Nov 22, 2005; The rush is on.

What are you gonna do?

# ? Oct 5, 2012 21:19

Hurm.: Apr 24, 2006; Nature is a language
can't you read?

Takes all kinds.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 23:22

ohnobugs: Feb 22, 2003

Not all right.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 00:46

Ez: Mar 26, 2007; Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Unacceptable

# ? Oct 6, 2012 00:56

vote_no: Nov 22, 2005; The rush is on.

Let the baby have his bottle!

# ? Oct 6, 2012 02:49

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

Why you got no play, playa?

# ? Oct 6, 2012 04:12

EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Drew, please.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 05:15

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

You gotta get out there and get yo bitch spunk drunk.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 05:16

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:53

Fledgling Gulps: Jul 4, 2007; I'll meet you in Meereen,
we'll grub out.

alright alright ALRIGHT

# ? Oct 6, 2012 05:25

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