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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

0xB16B00B5 posted:

thats a verified and cited case of child abuse and i can't find anything about his child being taken away?
did you miss the part where it said he's american

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

they don't even take kids away from parents who make them speak welsh, so it's never going to happen with klingon

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sweevo posted:

they don't even take kids away from parents who make them speak welsh, so it's never going to happen with klingon

I've seen pictures of road signs in that Welsh "we ran out of vowels" language. It could be useful. :shrug:

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

0xB16B00B5 posted:

Thanks for popping out a kid babe, time to start running experiments

i will 100% do this

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

what do you think the welsh and finnish do when they see each other's languages

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the welshman gets confused because finnish has vowels in it

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Something_Awful&oldid=4614121

prefect posted:

I've seen pictures of road signs in that Welsh "we ran out of vowels" language. It could be useful. :shrug:
yeah, for scrabble

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Resplendent Spiral posted:

what do you think the welsh and finnish do when they see each other's languages

Drink

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


yes, but besides that

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Lutha Mahtin posted:

yes, but besides that

i don't think you understand the finns

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

i don't think you understand the finns

you know what they like second to liquor?
licorice

behold:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

an englishman and a finn are sitting across from each other on a ferry in the north sea. there aren't many other people on board and it's a long, lonely ride. after a few minutes of silently sitting and looking out the window, the finn pulls out a bottle of vodka and gestures towards the englishman with it, nodding up towards ceiling. well there may be a language barrier but the englishman understands what that means, and smiles and nods. he follows the finn to the upper deck, where the finn produces two glasses and pours them each a drink.

they sit and drink the vodka, watching the waves go by in the darkness. the finn pours them each a second, and they lean back and stare in silence at the crystal-clear stars above. they finish the second and the finn pours a third. the englishman picks it up and raises it to the finn. "well, my new friend, this truly is a beautiful night."

the finn says "what, did we come up here to talk, or to drink?"

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
that didn't even make me laugh just angry i read all that for scuh a lovely punchline

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

drinking horns are pretty cool.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Wirth1000 posted:

that didn't even make me laugh just angry i read all that for scuh a lovely punchline

sucker

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

that jokes is exactly what you'd expect a joke told by an englishman about the finns to be

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho

Sagebrush posted:

an englishman and a finn are sitting across from each other on a ferry in the north sea. there aren't many other people on board and it's a long, lonely ride. after a few minutes of silently sitting and looking out the window, the finn pulls out a bottle of vodka and gestures towards the englishman with it, nodding up towards ceiling. well there may be a language barrier but the englishman understands what that means, and smiles and nods. he follows the finn to the upper deck, where the finn produces two glasses and pours them each a drink.

they sit and drink the vodka, watching the waves go by in the darkness. the finn pours them each a second, and they lean back and stare in silence at the crystal-clear stars above. they finish the second and the finn pours a third. the englishman picks it up and raises it to the finn. "well, my new friend, this truly is a beautiful night."

the finn says "what, did we come up here to talk, or to drink?"

THEN THEY hosed

FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

Guido van Possum posted:

THEN THEY hosed

lol

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Guido van Possum posted:

THEN THEY hosed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oUa-3W0BFI

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
i dunno. as a history sperg i thought it was p. interesting

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

honestly, i did too

i just wanted an excuse to post this nasty rear end pic

wackychocolate
Feb 27, 2012
id tongue that

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho
i would swing from that

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Guido van Possum posted:

i would swing with that

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


For real though you couldn't pay me

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It can be viewed as a hairstyle, or as a hair disease.

Avoid polish broads

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Trust me

nah
Mar 16, 2009

fork bomb posted:

honestly, i did too

i just wanted an excuse to post this nasty rear end pic



her hair looks like someone went crazy with the clone brush

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

A den is a comfortable, usually secluded room[1] in a house, which is definitely not a living room.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
The 1982 science fiction film Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan used "Amazing Grace" amid a context of Christian symbolism, to memorialize the death of Mr. Spock[82] but more practically, because the song has become "instantly recognizable to many in the audience as music that sounds appropriate for a funeral" according to a Star Trek scholar.[83]

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

LP97S posted:

Star Trek scholar.

wackychocolate
Feb 27, 2012
Red is the color of blood and strawberries.[3]

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
Amber is the colour of your energy.[69]

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA&t=12s

:o:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

got dat wmd posted:

Amber is the colour of your energy.[69]

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

got dat wmd posted:

Amber is the colour of your energy.[69]

this is stuck in my head now you rear end in a top hat

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beasley_(dog_actor)#_

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got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
good dog http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose_(dog)

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