Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

atomic gog posted:

No, Rio Ferdinand! he was nicknamed Snoop by the other United players for awhile cos they looked so similar, iirc.

Surely that's a reference to Snoop Dogg? Ferdinand looks a lot more like him than Snoop Pearson.

# ? Oct 9, 2012 12:24

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:37

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

Maybe, I've only got a vague memory of hearing it, and can't find anything on google about it either. Makes more sense!

# ? Oct 9, 2012 12:50

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOHUzh8cpuc

Polish football :allears:

# ? Oct 9, 2012 16:19

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Footballers have a shitload of free time, they watch everything.

# ? Oct 9, 2012 17:17

Blimpkin: Dec 28, 2003

Hoops posted:

Footballers have a shitload of free time, they watch everything.

Adulterous Hitler posted:

# ? Oct 9, 2012 17:19

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

# ? Oct 9, 2012 18:10

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Blimpkin posted:

What that mugshot is for is even more interesting.

# ? Oct 9, 2012 18:32

Mr Pepper: Nov 29, 2006; Top Class

Adulterous Hitler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOHUzh8cpuc

Polish football

That's rough. The corner and the last guy with the arrow were the best.

# ? Oct 9, 2012 18:53

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

luvd posted:

oooooooohhhhhh santiiiiii

What a loving run and throughball that was. Wonderful stuff.

# ? Oct 9, 2012 19:29

Blimpkin: Dec 28, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6FZ3_-XVv8

# ? Oct 9, 2012 19:43

Quantrill: Nov 18, 2005

http://youtu.be/Rl7T9uyjK6Q

# ? Oct 10, 2012 03:03

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gallery/2012/oct/10/football-fans-tifos-pictures-gallery

I'm triggering.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 12:15

TheGoatFeeder: Mar 16, 2005; "One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

The 10 best 'Dogshit' goals.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 13:32

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

greazeball posted:

Jesus loving Christ

As a matter of fact, it was Jesus Christ himself who caused this to happen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Ik2C8S8Fg

# ? Oct 10, 2012 14:12

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

River Plate fans unveiled the longest banner in the world.

The length? 7.8 KM.

FourFourTwo posted:

River Plate fans unveiled a 7.8 kilometre banner on Monday they claim is the longest in the world and fit for the Guinness Book of Records.
The red and white banner measuring 7,829.74 metres was paraded by thousands of fans from the site of River's former ground in the Palermo district of the capital to the Monumental, their giant World Cup stadium in Nunez opened in 1938.
The fans' timing coincides with the team's improved form in their last two matches in which they have scored nine goals and conceded none, including Sunday's 5-0 rout of Godoy Cruz at the Monumental.

Organisers said more than 50,000 people took part in the procession along Alcorta Avenue that lasted nearly three hours.
Fans then watched a match in the Monumental between the River reserves and their under-20 team, who are South American champions.
Sunday's victory was River's first at home this season after two draws and two defeats following their promotion back to the first division. They are in mid-table with 15 points from 10 matches.

The immensely popular River were relegated for the first time in June 2011 after a decade of poor management.
They renew their league rivalry with the equally well-supported Boca Juniors in the "Superclasico", the biggest club match on the Argentine calendar, in their next home match in three weeks time.

Some more info on SI.com: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/soccer/10/09/river-plate-record-banner/index.html

# ? Oct 10, 2012 14:40

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Weaponized Cum posted:

River Plate fans unveiled the longest banner in the world.

The length? 7.8 KM.

Some more info on SI.com: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/soccer/10/09/river-plate-record-banner/index.html

Owns. Proper banner, that.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 15:24

Babby Thatcher: May 3, 2004; concept by my buddy kyle

the sex ghost posted:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gallery/2012/oct/10/football-fans-tifos-pictures-gallery

I'm triggering.

lol football is dead forever. Milan fans making a pac-man banner at a CL quarter-final. MLS is leaking.

mind you maybe they can reclaim noted Italian tifo superstar Wario

# ? Oct 10, 2012 16:43

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Babby Thatcher posted:

lol football is dead forever. Milan fans making a pac-man banner at a CL quarter-final. MLS is leaking.

mind you maybe they can reclaim noted Italian tifo superstar Wario

Oh c'mon, pac-man with "EAT THEM" at the bottom isn't that bad.

Although I did think the word "tifo" used in this context was solely the domain of Americans.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 16:54

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

Gigi Galli posted:

Although I did think the word "tifo" used in this context was solely the domain of Americans.

Nope it's everyone who saw a banner and heard of tifosi and mixes them up.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:04

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

Happy English people...

# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:14

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

TyChan posted:

Happy English people...

They all look so uncomfortable sitting that close to each other.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 17:17

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Terry would've been all over that

# ? Oct 10, 2012 18:15

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Terry would've been all over that

I was just thinking that in Lampard's pic he's saying "you should really meet my mate JT."

# ? Oct 10, 2012 18:56

KoldPT: Oct 9, 2012

The entire nation of Portugal was outraged and shocked when Miguel Lopes showed up for the NT with this awful shirt, offending and corrupting our poor children who take footballers like him as examples of extremely cultured people.

:shepicide:

KoldPT fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Oct 10, 2012

# ? Oct 10, 2012 20:35

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

I wish I had a RS5 and LV luggage.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 20:46

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

PUNK
ROCK
REVOLT
DESTROY

# ? Oct 10, 2012 20:50

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

That shirt is actually referencing a quote from critically acclaimed 1986 film Blue Velvet, although apparently several others have used it since then. Can't look at that face and think he went with the antiquated film reference rather than "Hmm, this is vulgar, I'll take it" though.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 21:52

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 10, 2012 22:26

KoldPT: Oct 9, 2012

Vegetable posted:

That shirt is actually referencing a quote from critically acclaimed 1986 film Blue Velvet, although apparently several others have used it since then. Can't look at that face and think he went with the antiquated film reference rather than "Hmm, this is vulgar, I'll take it" though.

He claims someone gave it to him, and that it is indeed a reference to the movie, yeah.

# ? Oct 10, 2012 22:36

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ninpo posted:

If they manage the older tweet and don't break then I'm all for it

# ? Oct 10, 2012 22:37

JingleBells: Jan 7, 2007; Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Two and a half minutes of the outside of Johan Cruyff's right foot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmsdt0Yo9zQ
:allears:

# ? Oct 10, 2012 22:46

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

JingleBells posted:

Two and a half minutes of the outside of Johan Cruyff's right foot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmsdt0Yo9zQ

Can we get this tape to Antonio Valencia stat

# ? Oct 10, 2012 22:54

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

phwoar that Cruyff, he was all right wasn't he

# ? Oct 10, 2012 22:58

JerseyMonkey: Jul 1, 2007

Quantrill posted:

http://youtu.be/Rl7T9uyjK6Q

Took me a bit to figure out the background for this. Didn't realize he was mocking the ref's appearance. Thought it was just a strange grimace towards him.

"The Mexican League fined the Dorados Sinaloa playmaker �1,500 ($2,400) for impersonating a referee during a second division game against Toros Neza. The 39-year-old wasn't calling fouls, waving imaginary cards around or anything like that. He was literally impersonating the referee."

http://www.nesn.com/2012/10/cuauhtemoc-blanco-fined-for-trolling-referee-mexican-soccer-star-pays-price-for-bullying-video.html

# ? Oct 11, 2012 01:16

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

What a loving oval office, Cuauhtemoc is one of the worst people ever.

# ? Oct 11, 2012 02:16

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

Yeah, that was one of the most cuntish things I've ever seen, especially considering that Cuauhtemoc looks like a fat moai himself.

# ? Oct 11, 2012 02:46

Polidoro: Jan 5, 2011; Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Cuauhtemoc Blanco is one of the shittiest people to ever play football with Bofo Bautista pretty close. I see a pattern forming...

Also that "tifo" thing is missing Pe�arol's flag:

309 metres long, 50 metres wide

# ? Oct 11, 2012 03:23

Dilkington: Aug 6, 2010; "Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

Quantrill posted:

http://youtu.be/Rl7T9uyjK6Q

I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and believe he was having a stroke.

# ? Oct 11, 2012 03:47

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Blanco is a fat oval office with manboobs, an absolute piece of poo poo.

# ? Oct 11, 2012 04:10

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The Perfect Element: Dec 5, 2005; "This is a bit of a... a poof song"

What's this guy done to make you all despise him so?

# ? Oct 11, 2012 09:44

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