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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005


Stefjån Joębź

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Fabricated posted:

Good job at starting on stuff you should've had done before you ever put your kickstarter up.

no way! coming up with the name and what it looks like is the hard part. making the hardware is just boring details, you can do that poo poo in three months tops. i guess you're just not an ideas guy

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
The funding window is now closed. Here is a treat for you! The OUYA startup sound ringtone. Thanks everyone!! :)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Nomnom Cookie posted:

No one will care. "Nerds buy dumb thing and lose their money" has 0 mob appeal. If you can find a grandma who got conned into giving them her savings it might be different

i don't mean kickstarter will fall apart because people will protest against it, i mean because nerds who buy dumb things are their largest demographic by far and if it becomes clear that the products never materialize, they wo

eh, no. as i was writing it it realize nerds will always keep buying dumb poo poo no matter how many times they say they're done and boycotting it. their stance will last until the next hentai video game with free sculpture shows up. never mind

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

graph posted:

The funding window is now closed. Here is a treat for you! The OUYA startup sound ringtone. Thanks everyone!! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Yodzilla posted:

wait is there really someone named Muffi

more like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cxLfIs051c

tune

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

i never understood the hole in dude's hat when the mouse threw it

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
you know whats better than shipping vaporware in a pretty box

shipping something useful in an ugly one

then you get bought out, let HP or ASUS fag about with the design, and drive it into the ground. then you're remembered as "the guy that built the actually good $DEVICE back in the day before HP hosed it up" the old ones get way valuable on ebay

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


graph posted:

i never understood the hole in dude's hat when the mouse threw it

i think it's not a hole, it's the inside of his hat

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Lex Kramer posted:

i think it's not a hole, it's the inside of his hat

no its totally a hole

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

lol ouya is going to crash so loving hard

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Fabricated posted:

Good job at starting on stuff you should've had done before you ever put your kickstarter up.

Most of the absolute dumbest kickstarters that sell real physical products have proofs or prototypes done BEFORE they ever open their kickstarter and they still fail at a pretty consistent rate

The guy making the deskbed has put more thought into his kickstarter than the OUYA people put into their debacle

by that metric statpedia put more effort into his kickstarter than OUYA

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

rip ian

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
yeah rip

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

graph posted:

well you see, open source,

you mean i have to PAY for these games?! what are you, micro$$$oft?!

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

maniacdevnull posted:

lol ouya is going to crash so loving hard

when something that never existed crashes, what sound does it make?

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Dr. Honked posted:

when something that never existed crashes, what sound does it make?
a deafening "welp"

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

has anyone suggested throwing ouyas out of helicopters yet?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

duckfarts posted:

a deafening "welp"

imagine a tornado siren, but 'welp'

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
a wet lettuce, slam dunked by the best basketball player

thunk... plafff

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sweevo posted:

has anyone suggested throwing ouyas out of helicopters yet?

will they fit in a t-shirt cannon

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Dr. Honked posted:

when something that never existed crashes, what sound does it make?

graph posted:

Here is a treat for you! The OUYA startup sound ringtone. Thanks everyone!! :)

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
this is literally the worst thing, that some idiot I know posted on facebook

http://visual.ly/lotr-statistics?view=true

ian can this be done in statpedia? :allears:

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."



Wirth1000 posted:

the phantom is coming just ya'all wait and see

it did

Large Hardon Collider
Nov 28, 2005


PARADOL EX FAN CLUB
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/592285363/elements-custom-playing-cards-by-jackson-dolan

Please give me money, but first, some compelling reasons why I shouldn't be designing anything:

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Large Hardon Collider posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/592285363/elements-custom-playing-cards-by-jackson-dolan

Please give me money, but first, some compelling reasons why I shouldn't be designing anything:

does it come w/ 5 aces

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
anime cards

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


graph posted:

no its totally a hole

no its the inside of his hat and it contains millions of stars. why would it be a hole?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Large Hardon Collider posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/592285363/elements-custom-playing-cards-by-jackson-dolan

Please give me money, but first, some compelling reasons why I shouldn't be designing anything:

lol

futurebot 2000
Jan 29, 2010

Is he spinning?

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Large Hardon Collider posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/592285363/elements-custom-playing-cards-by-jackson-dolan

Please give me money, but first, some compelling reasons why I shouldn't be designing anything:
Haha it's literally a lovely coattail riding version of this http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1537415287/a-deck-of-playing-cards-by-pedale-design

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
$200k raised for ~open source~ iphone keyboard game controller
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1703567677/icontrolpad-2-the-open-source-controller

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

lol is that a magnavox odyssey i can plug into my phone

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Large Hardon Collider posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/592285363/elements-custom-playing-cards-by-jackson-dolan

Please give me money, but first, some compelling reasons why I shouldn't be designing anything:

dolan pls

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
lol "will it work with ouya"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Large Hardon Collider posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/592285363/elements-custom-playing-cards-by-jackson-dolan

Please give me money, but first, some compelling reasons why I shouldn't be designing anything:

jesus christ, i think you win

who pledges 1700 dollars to that

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

quote:

Simply, it goes back to that belief. The idea that people can do anything they want if they just *want* to. Not having the skills or knowledge shouldn’t be considered a death knoll to a project or desire, just a setback

ugh

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVLhZ2-pCRQ

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

that's the sort of drivel that could only come from the offspring of baby boomers

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Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
That quote is real? I didn't read the comments. unbelievable

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