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Cthulhu Dreams posted:Not easily sorry, just turn the screen res down for the duration I can't really do that with this monitor, I'll end up with a noticeable drop in readability as far as the game is concerned. I'll try using FRAPS for my screenshots so I can get them to Goog asap. EC Update! As I'm currently simulating the first month of the EC, I figured I would give you guys some insights as to how injuries are handled. -During the month of simulation, I check every team each day for injuries and note the player and extent of injury. -If a player is injured less than or equal to 5 days, his injury is erased. Players play through minor sprains and mild concussions all the time in reality, no need to coddle these precious pieces of data. -If a player is injured more than 6 days, I write down which players got injured, then I delete the injury UNTIL the next month of play. At that point, I post the results, so that you owners can figure out what to do for backups and trades. I will not begin the next month UNTIL all major injuries have been dealt with OR 2 real days pass. At that point, if an owner has not given me their injury contingency plans, I will replace as I see fit and continue the sim. I will not attempt to trade any play from any team under any circumstance, I will simply use the roster available to me to make the best decision for the welfare of the team. -Note: This way of handling injuries is ONLY for the Expansion Cup. Smasher does things differently as he only simulates a week at a time, and this allows owners to have more of a hands-on approach with managing their teams.
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It does not make a difference for screenshot readability - try it
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 23:05 |
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Super-League VII, Smasher League Week 15: Commonwealth Clash Tonight, as a special presentation, I will be bringing you all three games from the epic Eazy W's-Cultists Television Championship Series. Games of the Week Don May posted:
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Box Score NUMBERS! Let's have some fun. In one of Bill James' books, he discusses a mathematical test that can determine how dead a team is in terms of winning a playoff race. The formula is that a team is virtually eliminated is the number of games they are behind, squared, is greater than four times the number of total games remaining. Now, is this 100% accurate? Theoretically not, but no team has ever come back to win their division after being eliminated with this formula. Analysis If only Josh Hamilton would draw a walk, he'd be even better. Analysis The Thornton Lee is getting pummeled recently. That does not augur well for your team. At least Dihigo is healthy again. Elimination Test 16.5 games back, squared: 272.25 73 games left, times four: 292 6.8% Life Remaining! Analysis Slowly, slowly, slowly digging themselves out of the wreckage. I don't think Cliff Lee is going to work out for you. Elimination Test 17 games back, squared: 289 71 games left, times four: 284 0.0% Life Remaining! Analysis Mark Bellhorn Winner by default! Analysis Bender and Bender are the only things keeping you afloat. I also just realized that I should have named the other Bender 'Flexo'. drat. Elimination Test 7.5 Games Back, Squared: 56.25 72 Games Left, Time Four: 288 81.5% Life Remaining! Analysis Doing good on home runs. Not so good on everything else, though. Elimination Test 24 Games Back, Squared: 576 72 Games Left, Time Four: 288 0.0% Life Remaining! Analysis Quad-Foxx would be great if Foxx weren't a lovely defender at every position. Elimination Test 4 Games Back, Squared: 16 71 Games Left, Time Four: 284 94.4% Life Remaining! Analysis Still doing well, and now you get another chance to take games directly from the Bobbleheads. Elimination Test 6.5 Games Back, Squared: 42.25 73 Games Left, Time Four: 292 85.6% Life Remaining! Analysis I'm not sure what's wrong with Ryan Braun, but putting him at 3B certainly isn't helping. Elimination Test 24.5 Games Back, Squared: 600.25 73 Games Left, Times Four: 292 0.0% Life Remaining Analysis Yeah, Ken Griffey is washed up. Elimination Test 7.5 Games Back, Squared: 56.25 72 Games Left, Time Four: 288 81.5% Life Remaining! Analysis Not a great week, although you did get two of three from the Bobbleheads and you were resting players. Elimination Test 12 Games Back, Squared: 144 72 Games Left, Time Four: 288 50.0% Life Remaining! Analysis How could it have gone so wrong? A.J. Burnett is starting for you, that should tell you all you need to know about what killed the Superstars. Elimination Test 19.5 Games Back, Squared: 380.25 71 Games Left, Time Four: 284 0.0% Life Remaining! Analysis Clearly, the Cultists are now completely doomed. Analysis Party time in South Bolton! Hard Ciders for everyone! Because apparently that's what they drink in Britain! Analysis The Ted Sox were lucky earlier in the season, and now it's starting to even itself out...hard. Elimination Test 11 Games Back, Squared: 121 73 Games Left, Times Four: 292 58.6% Life Remaining! Analysis I think the second Rance-era put the final nail in the Goose Egg's coffin. And then set the coffin on fire. And then detonated an atomic bomb under the coffin. And then released a swarm of mutated half-wolf, half-scorpions on the coffin. Elimination Test 22.0 Games Back, Squared: 484 73 Games Left, Times Four: 292 0.0% Life Remaining! Standings and Leaders
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 23:22 |
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The Superstars will send down 2009 Chris Carpenter to recall 1998 David Cone. The Mooglies will bench Hafner, DeRosa and Averill, and replace them with Bagwell, Ripken and Sizemore, respectively. The Goog will pour himself a very large drink and wonder where his life went wrong.
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 23:32 |
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Dihigo starts as the 3rd pitcher again. Halladay move up to the second starting pitcher position and THE Thornton Lee pitches fourth. Josh Johnson rests in the minors for now.
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 23:41 |
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Klein back in at RF, Morgan back in at 2B, fingers crossed. Quite pleased with Babe Adams there; presumably he'd be putting up some even better numbers if my infield defense was as good as my outfield. Though it says something about my pitching in general that a just-sub-3.00 ERA is a good thing.
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 23:44 |
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Hey theacox, pop into the IRC when you get a chance, I'd like to talk.
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 23:51 |
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Expansion Cup Update! Injuries: Jimmy Key - Norfolk Splinter Cells - 17 days Jarrod Saltalamacchia - Philadelphia Failures - 31 days Todd Worrell - Philadelphia Failures - 16 days Scott Sanderson - Florida Dickshots - 15 days Cal Ripken - Norfolk Splinter Cells - 6 days James Shields - Venice Beach Surf - 244 days (Season ending) Kevin Appier - Seattle Suicides - 28 days Jim Konstanty - Cuba Smokers - 6 days Marty O'Toole - Providence Barons - 6 days Syl Johnson - Oneida Spooners - 7 days Carl Crawford - Philadelphia Failures - 97 days Clay Carroll - San Juan Elephants - 8 days Brooks Robinson - Web 2.0 Bloggers BETA - 8 days Denny Neagle - Albany Pessimists - 51 days John McGraw - Cancun Tornados - 178 (Season ending) Scott McGregor - Florida Dickshots - 15 days Kenny Rogers - Seattle Suicides - 7 days Livan Hernandez - Spokane Air Raids - 8 days Paul O'Neill - Hartford Whalers - 17 days King Cole - Catalina 2 Fish 1 Bubble - 9 days Tyler Clippard - Cleveland Commies - 35 days Rich Aurilia - Spokane Air Raids - 8 days Mike Torrez - Providence Barons - 12 days Mike Boddicker - Florida Dickshots - 28 days Felix Hernandez - New Orleans Mashers - 17 days Steve Busby - Oneida Spooners - 136 days (Season ending)
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# ? Oct 24, 2012 23:55 |
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Mornacale posted:The list of (sometimes semi-)notable SPs who I can part with easily is: '64 Steve Barber, , '68 Jim Rooker, '90 Scott Erickson, and of course '04 Oliver Perez. Then of course there are the guys on my current roster, who are obviously a little dearer (well, except the two that are just random shots in the dark). But I would definitely listen. I feel compelled to give a Pirates fan even a flicker of joy, plus two Barrys Bonds will be awesome to see, even if it's too late for me. '64 Robin Roberts, '90 Kevin Tapani, and '68 Norm Cash? Robin Roberts is basically a deadballer by his time in Balmer, Tapani isn't awful, and I could use another bench bat, so I can put the corpse of Bill Dickey to rest. Currently active teams, my apologies, but betting on injured guys to carry you through the Gauntlet or next season is probably a losing proposition.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 00:19 |
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NotThatSamBeckett posted:
Are you sure you want to make that trade (Hint: You do not want to make that rade).
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 00:30 |
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When this season is over, this will make one hell of a film! Rest Snider for Moseby this week and, since Bellhorn is injured and I have no back-up 3rd baseman, Rolen will have to grin and bare it. Move Dave Smith in for Stan Williams. Are any of my rotation in need of a rest Smasher? Owners! Apparently I need a bench infielder, and I have talent on my bench on offer. Nothing fancy, let's just get poo poo done.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 00:36 |
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Wasn't just Rance, man. We never got off to any sort of start hitting wise. If guys like Ken Williams, Indian Bob Johnson, and Robinson Cano would have hit, well.. maybe the only difference would be our position in the standings. I will concede that maybe those three guys are probably only average to below average hitters in the Super League. Anyway, I'm gonna get relegated a third time. This cannot be avoided. However, I do not see the need to be a Mopey Mike about things. I want to go out in a blaze of glory somehow, and I want my obit to be even better than what that CYOA was supposed to be! Guys. I want your Bob Welches. I want to form Welchtron, Defender of Whatever. There are apparently four Welches out there, so I don't know who will form the head. Whatever, I want them somehow! If factorialite can try to collect all the Jimmie Foxxes, I want to collect all the Bob Welches!
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 00:47 |
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Well, Nate Robertson, I guess it's your chance to shine! New Pitching Order (until Rogers comes back) 1. Carl Mays 2. Bullet Joe Bush 3. Justin Verlander 4. Nate Robertson 5. uh Sad Sam Jones for one start I guess? Then when Rogers comes back, move Robertson to the fifth spot, put Rogers back into the fourth spot, and get Sad Sam Jones back in the bullpen.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 00:49 |
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cbx posted:Expansion Cup Update! Can I just rest Konstanty? I mean it's only 6 days for a set-up man.Ideally I should even have to use him that much. If that's no good I guess move Howell to setup. Shadow gamer fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Oct 25, 2012 |
# ? Oct 25, 2012 00:54 |
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Shadow gamer posted:
You can rest him, the game will attempt to use who it thinks will be best in that position until Konstanty is healed. This way, I'm giving you advance notice so you can use your own judgment in replacing Konstanty, thereby not blaming the Mogul engine for any consequences.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 00:56 |
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Armitage posted:
Make me an offer (unless the Bearers suddenly agree and Smasher agrees to more work and I lose the ensuing challenge & forfeit my Welch)
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 01:04 |
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cbx posted:Expansion Cup Update! Demote Livan, call up CJ Wilson from the minors to take his place.... permanently ManifunkDestiny fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Oct 25, 2012 |
# ? Oct 25, 2012 01:06 |
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fuuuuuuuuck Put Felix on the 15-day DL, bump all the starters up a rotation spot, put Mike Hampton in at 5th starter, bring up Nelson Briles to pitch mop-up duty, and as soon as Felix's DL stint is over, put everything back the way it was
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 01:09 |
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cbx posted:Expansion Cup Update! God drat it. Well, I guess, DL Saltalamacchia, recall Jon Lester as a long reliever/spot starter. Start Bob O'Farrell in Salty's place in the lineup at C. When Salty is healthy, send Lester down and have Salty start again. Can I just force Worrell to rest instead of anything else for now? And for Crawford, whew... I guess, just DL Crawford, start Gilkey in his place in the lineup for now, and recall Max Flack to sit on the bench. When Crawford is healthy, put him back in the lineup and send down Flack.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 01:14 |
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Trade Notice Elephants receive: '58 Jim Bunning Goose Eggs receive: '84 Joe Carter '77 Dave LaRoche '78 Luis Tiant
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 01:50 |
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I'm going to demand an explanation from Armitage before I let this trade go through.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 01:56 |
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Talked it over, while Bunning isn't really helping me all that much being stuck on a bad team that can't hit all that well, the return might not be enough. I'll give it some extra thought. I've resigned myself to fate but I at least want to put some solid bodies in the dispersal draft! I still want Bob Welches though! Bob Welch probably would not be much of an help for Expansion Cup teams come dispersal draft time Armitage fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Oct 25, 2012 |
# ? Oct 25, 2012 02:34 |
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Reggie Jackson to RF, Monday to LF, Hamilton to bench, cruz to AAA. Reshuffle those deck chairs!
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 02:38 |
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cbx posted:Injuries: half my rotation died cool Okay, let's see here. DL Boddicker, replace his rotation spot with Ken Holtzman. DL McGregor, replace his spot in the rotation with Joe Niekro. Switch Neikro and Steve Rogers' spots in the rotation. I guess DL Sanderson, but I dunno if you even have to in Mogul since he's in AAA.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 02:47 |
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The Rated R Superstars have agreed to a trade with the South Bolton Easy W's. Superstars get Dan Plesac Stan Williams Easy W's get Howard Johnson Dan Plesac will take John Rocker's spot as setup man while Stan Williams will replace Joquiam Benoit in short relief. We will promote David Freese to take the extra roster spot from Howard Johnson's departure.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 03:05 |
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Put Paul O'Neill on the 15 day DL and put Roy White in his DH spot against righties. Call up Jorge Posada as a bench bat.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 03:14 |
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EXPANSION CUP VII - APRIL GAMES OF THE MONTH quote:SPLINTER CELLS DEMONSTRATE SUPER LEAGUE SUPERIORITY; ANNIHILATE AIR RAIDS 15-0 quote:GROVE THROWS 150 PITCHES IN HARD-LUCK 11-0 LOSS quote:SURF'S UP FOR DICKSHOTS IN 8-3 WIN quote:ARGUMENTS TOP SMOKERS IN UNLIKELY PITCHERS' DUEL NUMBERS! THERE ARE SO MANY NUMBERS! AND THEY ALL MEAN NOTHING!!! Catalina 2 Fish 1 Bubble Your team has 18 homers, and one man has accounted for ten of them. That's...not really great for balance. Spokane Air Rads The bad news is that all of your starters have been terrible. The good news is that at least three of them should be better, and you have Haren sitting in AAA. New England Arguments Your offense is already doing really well; if Nomar starts playing up to his talent, it will be even better. Providence Barons Campbell's been incredible so far. Shame that he's hoarding all the success rather than letting some of the other relievers have some. Web 2.0 Bloggers BETA Wait, I thought you were tanking. Did I imagine that? If you're tanking, you're not very good at it. Cleveland Commies I know you were warned about Buehrle possibly being in trouble, but wow. I'd give him another month before cutting him, but you at least need to be considering it now. Florida Dickshots Your pitching's been solid, but the offense is dreadful. It's just one month, and it's just the EC, so don't panic, but...keep an eye on it. San Juan Elephants Five hitters in your lineup have OBPs under .300, and that's not counting the pitcher's spot. Is it any wonder why you're under .500? Philadelphia Failures Seriously, dude, just trade me every 2011 Red Sox player you're not using. It will make you better. Somehow. Flushing Flying Dutchmen Great rotation, really good bullpen, and a handful of top-tier hitters in the lineup already. Make the right trades and draft picks, and you could be going places. New Orleans Mashers Jesus, your Bagwell is making me jealous. Wanna trade? Albany Pessimists I'm not just playing into your team name when I say that there's no way your pitchers can keep this up. Cuba Smokers Is Granny Hamner a real guy, or just the greatest fake Mogul player ever? Oneida Spooners Shame that Mogul doesn't let you bat the pitcher 8th; Morgan's OBP is kinda wasted where he is now. Seattle Suicides Carlos Guillen is your leadoff hitter? Really? ... No, really? Venice Beach Surf Normally this is the part of the program where I say "It's early, it's the EC; don't panic." In your case...maybe a little panic is necessary. Cancun Tornados I refuse to give you specific advice until you explain why you spelled your team name wrong. Hartford Whalers I don't know that I've ever seen a Super League team carry three catchers without having one of them be a fulltime DH. So you've got that going for you. Wausau Woodchucks I'd like to remind Smasher that I'm just posting these, and that cbx should be punished for producing this result.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 03:22 |
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Uh, why are my roster and lineups wrong? I don't even have Roy White on my team according to this, Posada is supposed to be in my farm. Quoted is the post I made for my roster in this thread.mks5000 posted:Could have sworn I did this already, but I can't seem to find it. Oh well.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 03:32 |
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Well, that's disappointing, but hopefully when my lineups and rotation are fixed, we'll start performing better. Here's the lineup: #1 Ichiro Suzuki - RF #2 Rogers Hornsby - 3B #3 Joe Torre - C #4 Hank Aaron - LF #5 Julio Franco - SS #6 Steve Garvey - 1B #7 Brett Butler - CF #8 Davey Lopes - 2B Pitcher Rotation: #1 Bert Blyleven #2 Don Sutton #3 Andy Messersmith #4 Pedro Martinez #5 Luis Tiant CL Eckersley SU Mike Marshall SR Larry Andersen SR Jim Kern MR Clay Carroll MR Ron Reed LR Charlie Hough
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 03:35 |
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Don't worry, expansion owners, we're working out the kinks on the lineups in the first Expansion Cup updates. I think the issue is that someone picked the wrong screenshots to grab, but, as far as I know, the games for the first month were played with the correct lineups. Smasher Dynamo fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Oct 25, 2012 |
# ? Oct 25, 2012 03:41 |
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Postmodernists! Since you want more uninjured starting pitching, the Unicorns offer 2007 Derek Lowe and 2007 Brad Penny for your half-dead Barrold Bonds.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 03:51 |
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Hahaha my DH didn't get a hit all month
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 04:03 |
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mks5000 posted:Uh, why are my roster and lineups wrong? I don't even have Roy White on my team according to this, Posada is supposed to be in my farm. Quoted is the post I made for my roster in this thread. I'm not sure why your roster isn't correct, I double-checked the sheet I used to enter all the rosters and the post you quoted is the post I entered your team from. Lemme check the roster file itself, maybe it didn't recognize Roy White for some reason. I'll have it fixed before midnight. e: Fixed. White was indeed corrupted and was on the Free Agents list instead of on your roster. It's all been fixed. cbx fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Oct 25, 2012 |
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IceMole posted:Postmodernists! Since you want more uninjured starting pitching, the Unicorns offer 2007 Derek Lowe and 2007 Brad Penny for your half-dead Barrold Bonds. See, Smasher, I know Barry Bonds is worth a lot, but that requires people to offer me deals that don't include Bad Penny. Robin Roberts was good once, at least, and my park might make him "not bad." No one in the Expansion is likely to trade me their best pitching, because, as per everyone but Rockford, they all feel short in the rotation. I suppose I could just suck it up with what I've got and push him into the Super-Draft for some lucky team.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 04:59 |
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Thanks to injury, Tyler Clippard to DL Gavin Floyd up from AAA to work in middle relief Thanks to crappiness, Buehrle to long relief Jake Peavy to rotation BJ Ryan to setup Thanks to some unexpected offensive performances, also revising lineups. This is called "being proactive," not "completely overreacting to one month." vs RHP 1. Bryce Harper CF 2. Alexei Ramirez SS 3. Paul Konerko 1B 4. Roberto Clemente RF 5. Ryan Zimmerman 3B 6. Willie Stargell LF 7. Melvin Mora DH 8. Javy Lopez C 9. Brian Roberts 2B vs LHP 1. Alexei Ramirez 2B 2. Jayson Werth CF 3. Paul Konerko 1B 4. Roberto Clemente RF 5. Ryan Zimmerman 3B 6. Melvin Mora DH 7. Mike Morse LF 8. Miguel Tejada SS 9. Javy Lopez C Please continue having Pagliaroni catch Strasburg and Veale. (Want to see what I have there, but so far trust Javy's bat more despite the bad April... might as well have him catch the best two starters.)
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 05:15 |
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Move 1934 Freddie Fitzsimmons to the starting rotation. Move Denny Neagle to the DL. Alea Iacta Est, so to speak.
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NotThatSamBeckett posted:See, Smasher, I know Barry Bonds is worth a lot, but that requires people to offer me deals that don't include Bad Penny. Robin Roberts was good once, at least, and my park might make him "not bad." '64 Roberts is 37 and about ten years removed from his prime. Yeah, he had a decent season in '64, but that was in an era and a park that couldn't have been more conducive to his style of pitching. He is not going to do you much good. The '59 version of Roberts, that the old Framingham Fillies used for a few seasons, was spotty at best, and he was five years younger than the version your talking about. Kevin Tapani sucks. Badly. Believe me, I'm a Cubs fan, I've seen him pitch, he is not a man you want in your rotation in real life let alone the Super-League. He's not going to help your team. And you've got it wrong. This is a seller's market. There are loads and loads of good starters out there. There's many, many fewer hitters of Bonds' quality. You have the power here, not the Expansion owners.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 05:42 |
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cbx posted:Expansion Cup Update! If I had more precise control, I'd say move those dudes to the bench to recover, but since we're doing a month at a time, we'll just have to see who the game decides should start in their places. Also I'm giving Camnitz another month to see if he can not be terrible.
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The Goog posted:Cancun Tornados Hola, Goog! My intention was to use the Spanish where tornado rhymes with Delgado and there is no e in the plural form. I believe the letter was swiped by a masked fox. If you still find the present name confusing, rename to Tornados de Cancún or the Anglophone QQ. UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Oct 25, 2012 |
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New Lineup: 1. 2006 Placido Palanco, 2B 2. 1999 Jonny Damon, LF 3. 1999 Mike Sweeney, 1B 4. 1918 Babe Ruth, DH 5. 2006 Magglio Ordonez, RF 6. 1999 Joe Randa, 3B 7. 1999 Carlos Beltran, CF 8. 2006 Carlos Guillen, SS 9. 2006 Ivan Rodriguez, C and I guess I should have *shudder* Chad Krueter *shudder play every once in a while to make sure Rodriguez doesn't get tired. Is there some way to make a dude play only once a week or something? Also, I'd like Ordonez in the fifth spot, not Dye. Thought I posted it like that before.
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# ? Oct 25, 2012 06:43 |