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sexy wheely
Oct 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/danecook

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Flavorbear post a picture of that wicked jail pig I sent you.

e: I use the Android Twitter app

verbal enema has a new favorite as of 00:54 on Sep 26, 2012

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

y'all better follow me before the facists at twitter take away my animated twitpic

@isntthatright

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

If you want to read funny poo poo that 7/8 year old kids do and say. Also various political/teaching related poo poo.

https://twitter.com/porkchopsand

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

MeinGott posted:

Flavorbear post a picture of that wicked jail pig I sent you.


Y'all jealous.

carnivaljunkie
Apr 7, 2006

What's it like in funny little brains? It must be so boring.
http://twitter.com/carnival_junkie

I've had a twitter for a while now and I can still safely say I don't really "get" it. But damnit, I gotta keep up with all these whippersnappers.

Nyx
Mar 24, 2006

Like some cat from Japan
Plugging my very meager twitterness...I'm workin' on it: https://twitter.com/rasm

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Flavor Bear posted:


Y'all jealous.

Can I get a scan of that pig?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ratspeaker posted:

@Ratspeaker. Not funny/cool enough to do the ironic thing, so I post about video games, politics, and screwed-up nerd dreams. Since I started following goons I can barely recognize my twitter feed :psyduck:

If you use twitter for seriousposts you are doing it wrong.


@wurp btw

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug

Rat Speaker posted:

@Ratspeaker. Not funny/cool enough to do the ironic thing, so I post about video games, politics, and screwed-up nerd dreams. Since I started following goons I can barely recognize my twitter feed

At least disguise a serious post in a really bad joke or bad spelling come on now.

Steak has a new favorite as of 22:48 on Sep 29, 2012

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

MeinGott posted:

Can I get a scan of that pig?

You could if I had a scanner

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Flavor Bear posted:

You could if I had a scanner

The greatest single personalized deck of cards weeps for the wait it must endure.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
It's been awhile since I've thrown my name on here. I haven't been too active lately though since school started.

https://twitter.com/askmeboutwinnin

DamnGlitch
Sep 2, 2004

Reposting because I first put my name in this thread 4 years ago.

I do jokes in the medium of twitter. That's about it:

http://www.twitter.com/damnglitch

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Watch me try to be funny on twitter:

http://twitter.com/pbbhv

Scratch-O
Apr 27, 2009

My goodness!
https://twitter.com/scratchohey

I crack wise about video games, and sometimes my pet bird. Exciting, I know. I used to complain about Minecraft until I realized how pointless and dumb that is.

Squats!
Jun 6, 2006

My tweets are terrible but I follow back and will kiss your face https://twitter.com/Fanpants

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Here I am

I don't really have any friends though

TheWorstAtWords
May 27, 2012
https://twitter.com/theworstatwords

I only got one a few weeks ago and now I can't stop, so I figure I might as well foster the addiction by following a bunch of goons.

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?
Oh, why not. Could do with more Tweets in my timeline to read now and again.

https://twitter.com/jamiestewart48

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Late to the Twitter game, but follow me here.

dissin department
Apr 7, 2007

"I has music dysleskia."
I just finally made a twitter and have no idea how to do anything and have no friends (followers??). Follow me at
https://twitter.com/rorzel324

GymnastyThom
Nov 26, 2005
Do you smell something? You know what that reminds me of? That smells like.. vampire shit.
@mousecove

Weird twitter for life

Trustfund.
Feb 14, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
@Vologistics

I make college sports photoshops/GIFs/lovely motivational macros if that's your cup of tea

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

I think I posted in here a year or two back, so I can get away with posting again, right?

I'm @dwstatic, and I usually :spergin: about whatever I'm reading, watching or playing, with the occasional out of context quote to see if anyone's really paying attention. Engaging! Just make sure you say hi if you add me, since if someone does and doesn't say anything, I usually assume they're some kind of bot.

Danstanster
Jan 5, 2010

:barf::barf:
I hope that I write funny stuff. I browse twitter as much as I do the forums.

https://twitter.com/Danstanster

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown
So I started one of those comedy gimmick twitter things. Basically, I realized the Super Mario Wiki is a goldmine of unintentional comedy.

And so, I created Super Mario Facts. I'm going to try to keep this updated regularly. I can say right now, having looking around the Super Mario Wiki a while, I don't think this thing will ever run out of material.

Firecube
Feb 15, 2012

"What do you mean we usually just play dead? Are you telling me I've been doing this whole opossum thing wrong for 20 years??!!!"
https://twitter.com/Firecubesa

I will be tweeting about music, video games, life in general, just basically anything I feel like. I'm thinking about trying some things like a song of the day gimmick or linking to poems or whatever I write. I also will try to be good about retweeting things I find cool or funny or interesting, but I won't make any promises.

Haoma
Aug 14, 2003
https://www.twitter.com/bedbugs99

@bedbugs99

I poast about Politics, girls, sports.. you know. Zombies. Cool stuff only.

A Subtle Dagger
Oct 22, 2005

I wish
If I follow you, it's because I'm a creeper. I also just made a twitter, and I don't know what the gently caress I'm doing. I'm also unoriginal so I'll just post things that I find hilarious that other people have posted on the world wide web. Okay?

https://twitter.com/mdavisxx

TurdFurgeson
Mar 11, 2012
https://twitter.com/TurdFurgeson2
shamelessly promoting myself

Bobby Cox
Nov 3, 2006


College Slice
https://twitter.com/cacacacacacace

Trying my best to be funny. I don't think it's working but hey you could be on the ground floor here you never know!!!!

Some of my proudest:
https://twitter.com/cacacacacacace/status/254067661821054977
https://twitter.com/cacacacacacace/status/252589056167383040
https://twitter.com/cacacacacacace/status/245585073569669120
https://twitter.com/cacacacacacace/status/244169539984711681
https://twitter.com/cacacacacacace/status/241944571934806016

Bobby Cox has a new favorite as of 02:20 on Oct 26, 2012

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
https://twitter.com/mein1gott

I mostly post pictures of anime Halloween since jail is being uneventful so if you like that follow me or well just do it anyways.

Also follow @agreatpig because he owns and is a cool guy and super kawaii to the sky no lie.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
https://twitter.com/telephonic8e8op

I really don't post much and delete a lot of posts afterwards. I like following people though, and have been on and off for a few years.

Zombones
Oct 17, 2004
hey guys check out my twitter. it's alright. https://twitter.com/buttsamillion

WE RIDE
Jul 29, 2003
I'm at https://twitter.com/_zooeyglass

Jokes & puns, some tweets about music, some tweets about literature, occasional rants on various social affairs. Come join me.

socalled
Sep 2, 2011

Yes, but you'll never get it.
Lesbian, feminist writer who's a little too fixated on the Avengers? Oh yeah, I'm sure you guys would love me.

https://twitter.com/VMcCarroll

edit: oh, I am kind of pretty, though, so you if you follow me you get to see the one photo of myself that I don't hate.

socalled has a new favorite as of 02:29 on Nov 2, 2012

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
welcome to my travesty of an existence

https://twitter.com/snuckula

mydogwatchestv
Dec 19, 2010
http://www.twitter.com/jessicardillon

talk about code and goofy poo poo

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TrampolineTales
Oct 9, 2012

I detect the presence of scum.
https://twitter.com/trampolinetales

I want attention as much as the next guy.

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