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stratdax posted:That's tomato juice. That looked like milk to me!
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My rods and cones are all screwed up!
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Gyshall posted:What's the deal with Halloween? Look at the eye hole placement on that mask. It's a no-mans-land!
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Poque posted:Hey Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home? Such a great fuckin' line. The idea that everyone in the office is calling her that is hilarious. (Is that sexual harassment? Maybe I need to take a course in it or something)
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Coffee And Pie posted:Look at the eye hole placement on that mask. It's a no-mans-land! Kramer, you can't go trick-or-treating, it's a child's holiday!
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Oct 31, 2012 14:30
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myron cope posted:Such a great fuckin' line. The idea that everyone in the office is calling her that is hilarious. Sending a photo of you exposing yourself to everyone in the office is sexual harasment!
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Oct 31, 2012 14:31
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Gyshall posted:Kramer, you can't go trick-or-treating, it's a child's holiday! We're all at the same skill level.
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Oct 31, 2012 14:59
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But I'm the babysitter!
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Oct 31, 2012 15:01
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"Hewwo and welcome to Moviefone! Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday ... Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon -- “You've got to get me over that mountain!” “Now” PSSH PSSH “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than ... Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1. "Kramer, is that you?" "...Elaine?!" "Uh, what time does Chow Fun start?" "...I don't know.  "
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Oct 31, 2012 15:27
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You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization! Homogenization! She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand!
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She comes out of the bathroom and I'm in up to my wrist. You should have seen the look on her face.
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jojoinnit posted:It's not that kind of show, man. It had several Christmas episodes  If there's one thing Seinfeld did that NO SHOW has been able to match is that I don't think there's a single "supporting" cast member that the show over-relied on, or used too much of. There's not an over-abundance of Newman, or George's parents etc. Even still the show would come up with one-off characters, and their one appearance is perfect for what it was. CaptainHollywood fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Oct 31, 2012 |
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Oct 31, 2012 20:48
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Ehud posted:You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization! Homogenization! She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand! Why were there so many cockroaches?
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Oct 31, 2012 21:13
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The very pants I was returning...
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Kull the Conqueror posted:The very pants I was returning... Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman - but they all stink!
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Nov 1, 2012 00:51
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Well, you already said 'spite'.
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Nov 1, 2012 01:13
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But I don't wanna be a pirate!
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Nov 1, 2012 01:50
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I love carrots, but I hate carrot soup. And I hate peas, but I love pea soup.
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Nov 1, 2012 02:00
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SwearEngine posted:Why were there so many cockroaches? Because...there was a lot of cake lying around the house, just sitting there going with all the excess milk from all the experiments!
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Nov 1, 2012 02:21
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The truth? You want the truth? It is your earrings! It is your chopsticks! But it's so much more! You're pretentious! You call everyone by their full name! You called my doorman "Sammy" Samuel! You didn't even say Samuel, you went "Samuelle!" Papier Maché? What is Papier Maché? edit: I just noticed that George rolls his eyes when later in the episode, the woman (Patrese?) says "oh you're the Jerome with the tax problem!". stratdax fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Nov 1, 2012 |
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Nov 1, 2012 07:43
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I like to strain the sauce.
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Nov 1, 2012 13:17
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Oh, you've gotta mulch. You've got to.
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Nov 1, 2012 14:54
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You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly.
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I groaned when I saw the Boyfriend two parter was taking up my Seinfeld hour for the night, but then as I watched it, I realized how many golden moments there are. Not sure why I hated that episode before...
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Can someone tell me why TBS is now playing poo poo that is not Seinfeld in their 2 AM slot? 2-3 AM was my Seinfeld time dammit, and TBS has ruined it. Sooner or later TBS an ill wind will blow through your little playworld, and I'll be there, watching as it all comes crashing down.
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Nov 1, 2012 20:46
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Vigilance posted:Can someone tell me why TBS is now playing poo poo that is not Seinfeld in their 2 AM slot? 2-3 AM was my Seinfeld time dammit, and TBS has ruined it. I fear that some day TBS will stop showing Seinfeld entirely and it will just be Friends and King of Queens reruns.  I'm glad that they remastered the show in HD. At least that will keep it in syndication longer. I mean the show is 22+ years old already. edit: I can't do math. wa27 fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Nov 1, 2012 |
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Nov 1, 2012 21:24
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Vigilance posted:Sooner or later TBS an ill wind will blow through your little playworld, and I'll be there, watching as it all comes crashing down. Nah, they'll be fine 
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Nov 1, 2012 21:42
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Let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.
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Nov 1, 2012 21:49
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stratdax posted:That's tomato juice. Mr. Marbles? 
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wa27 posted:I fear that some day TBS will stop showing Seinfeld entirely and it will just be Friends and King of Queens reruns. If I Love Lucy can still be in syndication after 60 years, so can Seinfeld!
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Nov 1, 2012 22:55
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They picked me up by my pants and they threw me outside, right into a horse. 
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Nov 2, 2012 01:02
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Let me tell you a little something about ZIP codes, my dear. They're meaningless!
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wa27 posted:I fear that some day TBS will stop showing Seinfeld entirely and it will just be Friends and King of Queens reruns. Seinfeld really needs its own channel. How much does a channel cost?
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Nov 2, 2012 03:18
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When you control the mail, you control information! 
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Nov 2, 2012 03:18
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mojo1701a posted:Let me tell you a little something about ZIP codes, my dear. They're meaningless! You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered,but registered mail is not necessarily certified.
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Nov 2, 2012 04:00
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Iatethirtybugs posted:You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered,but registered mail is not necessarily certified. ...so shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
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OnlyJuanMon posted:I groaned when I saw the Boyfriend two parter was taking up my Seinfeld hour for the night, but then as I watched it, I realized how many golden moments there are. What am I waiting for? I'm Keith Henandez! I won the MVP in '79... I can do whatever I want! Edit: Does anybody else just not understand any of the references they say? "He has a great John Houseman name." Stuff like that. stratdax fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Nov 2, 2012 |
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Nov 2, 2012 04:27
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If you're one of us... you'll take a bite.
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This is going to be a shame.
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Well I don't know who you are, but thanks for the car!
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