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Sash! posted:H.E. Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist Black Saab.
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Criminal Minded posted:david puddy, screenshot request:  I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice. edit: Does anyone know which episode Elaine cracks open a Budweiser in Jerry's apartment? It's been driving me crazy. Chicolini fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Nov 9, 2012 |
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Nov 9, 2012 16:05
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safety dan posted:Jerry... That's in Sweden. Advantage Varnsen!
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Nov 9, 2012 16:13
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Chicolini posted:
S07E02 - The Postponement The weird part is she's carrying a bag of groceries too, and 3 of the cans are already gone. 
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Nov 12, 2012 10:01
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You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds.
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Nov 12, 2012 11:42
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Ruining the very pants I was about to return.
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Nov 12, 2012 13:01
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You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
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Nov 12, 2012 15:46
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...Kramer
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Nov 13, 2012 01:14
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Isosceles Kramer!
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Nov 13, 2012 01:36
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You think of your knife...
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Nov 13, 2012 01:44
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...the only one who hasn't betrayed you. The only one who won't be dead by sun up.
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Nov 13, 2012 02:21
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LifeGetsWorser posted:...the only one who hasn't betrayed you. The only one who won't be dead by sun up. I sent 16 of my own men to the latrine that night!
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Nov 13, 2012 02:27
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LifeGetsWorser posted:...the only one who hasn't betrayed you. The only one who won't be dead by sun up. You will always return to your dark master... THE COCOA BEAN
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Nov 13, 2012 07:04
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DrBouvenstein posted:I sent 16 of my own men to the latrine that night! I'm like a phoenix, rising from Arizona!
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Nov 13, 2012 10:21
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It was like my own personal crying game.
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Nov 13, 2012 10:52
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A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again so what's the difference. But that is a subject for another sermon. Now, I'd like to close with a psalm.
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Nov 13, 2012 16:58
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Holes! I NEED HOLES!
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Nov 13, 2012 17:04
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Red posted:Holes! I NEED HOLES! I find it very hard to believe that, in all those years, the Frogger machine never lost power at all. Also, don't arcade games write high scores to some kind of internal memory so they don't get wiped all the time? I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS FOR THESE PLOT HOLES, LARRY DAVID.
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haljordan posted:I find it very hard to believe that, in all those years, the Frogger machine never lost power at all. Also, don't arcade games write high scores to some kind of internal memory so they don't get wiped all the time? I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS FOR THESE PLOT HOLES, LARRY DAVID. Looks like a frog.
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Nov 13, 2012 22:16
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Vigilance posted:Looks like a frog. So do you.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Black Saab. No, it's a nine-hundred S. It's a turbo, Elaine, a turbo!
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Nov 13, 2012 23:41
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I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a U.S. postal worker, and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists!
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Nov 14, 2012 02:02
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In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know it's the job of a general to by God get things done!
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a U.S. postal worker, and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists! I love you Norman!
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Nov 14, 2012 02:50
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Three under par. That's what the professionals shoot isn't it? If they're lucky 
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Nov 14, 2012 03:16
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I turned 30 today, so I'm trolling my friend by posting this speech on FB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynmLdLwlgLI
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Nov 14, 2012 03:18
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LifeGetsWorser posted:In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know it's the job of a general to by God get things done! So you can see why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf.
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Nov 14, 2012 03:34
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DrBouvenstein posted:I turned 30 today, so I'm trolling my friend by posting this speech on FB: I turned 27 last week and did the same thing.
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Nov 14, 2012 03:56
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GAMMY'S GETTING UPSET 
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Nov 14, 2012 06:04
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All right, hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it!
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Nov 14, 2012 06:11
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So who is having sex with the hen?
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Nov 14, 2012 06:16
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Hey, guess what? Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!
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Nov 14, 2012 07:28
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Nov 14, 2012 08:41
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DrBouvenstein posted:I turned 30 today, so I'm trolling my friend by posting this speech on FB: JERRY SEINFELD'S A FUNNY GUY!
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revtoiletduck posted:JERRY SEINFELD'S A FUNNY GUY! Didn't I beat you up in the 3rd grade?
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Nov 14, 2012 14:06
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Can't stand ya. Can't stand ya.
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Jerusalem posted:....... You are sooooooooooo good looking 
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